Chapter 168: Qi Yue: I'm going to single-handedly challenge all of you (I)
"Yes, he's still a virgin." Xu Dongshen on the side nodded thoughtfully, glanced at the watch in his hand, and said, "It's been at least three hours of virginity." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but laugh.
Yan Xiaoyi was furious, "Fart, Yin Tiger, I'm going to duel with you." ”
Xu Dong smiled and said in his standard sissy tone: "Duel!" All right! Come on, little sample, I'm going to learn from the boss and let you know why the flowers are so red. ”
Hu Guang came over and said to Yan Xiaoyi: "Brother! I'm not a troublemaker, but Xu Dong said this to you, if I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it. ”
Yi An and Hu Guang were used to cooperating, and immediately added, "That's right, our Xiaoyi is at least a virgin today!" Because he hasn't left the villa today. I said Xu Dong! You know his situation so well, did you give him your daisy? If that's the case, you're simply too talented. ”
"Damn." Xu Dong compared his two index fingers to Hu Guang and Yi An, to say that he was indeed a few points worse than these two guys.
Dr. Guan Ping on the side held back a smile and said, "You should be more restrained, don't frighten the little girl." "His body has fully recovered after recuperation, and at the same time, because he was the most seriously injured at the beginning, he ate the most Qijiao meat, and when the injury healed, his strength has made great progress, especially the attack power of the lion mastiff, which has become stronger than before.
Wen Ting looked at the Zodiac Guardian Warriors in front of her. She suddenly understood why Qi Yue was in such a hurry to come back, yes! There are so many good brothers of him here. Everything she told before was not very detailed, after all, everything they went through was too complicated, especially the secret of the Kunlun Mirror she didn't tell. It's just a vague saying that the three of them were able to return to modern times under special coincidences. Qi Yue once told her that it was better to keep it a secret for the time being when she had the ability to traverse. Not to mention. Although Ji De is Mingming's elder brother, he is not a member of the Zodiac Guardian Warrior after all.
"You say. Can the boss convince Sister Ruyue! The vole suddenly spoke, separating the embarrassed Yan Xiaoyi from Xu Dong.
Everyone was immediately changed the topic, and Ji De said on the side: "It's not easy for me to see, you don't know the temper of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, although my master's skills are good, however, I guess he wants to convince Ruyue." I'm afraid it can't be done in a day or two. Not to mention Ruyue, even I wanted to beat him up, of course, before I knew that he had gone to the Ancient Behemoth Period. ”
Hu Guang glanced at his mouth and said, "Cut, you are so capable!" Then when Qi Yue comes back, you can talk to him in person. I don't think so, this kid Qi Yue is very talented. Well, it's kind of like me. is naturally handsome and dashing, and can naturally make Ruyue, a Tyrannosaurus rex, a soft dragon. ”
Yi An made a vomiting appearance and said a very classic sentence, "I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen you so shameless." You lewd cobra. Can it also be compared with Qi Yue? ”
"I'm X, you traitor, be careful that I kill you with a fart." Everyone is used to seeing the noise of Hu Guang and Yi An, and as long as these two obscene glasses men get together, it will be difficult to stop.
Zagru said helplessly: "Amitabha, Miss Wenting, I think, it's better for you to take Miss Xue'er to rest first." They! I can't help it. ”
Modi smiled: "Yes! It's not easy to get these guys to keep their mouths shut. ”
Wen Ting glanced at Ming Ming next to her and nodded slightly. "Okay then." I took the Snow Maiden to rest first. It's not too early, aren't you resting? ”
In fact. She didn't need to ask at all, from the eyes of everyone, she already clearly understood that they were all waiting for Qi Yue's return, and their excitement was completely from the heart!
Ming Ming said: "Let's wait for them to come back, it's been a long time, and everyone has a lot of things to say to Qi Yue." ”
Yan Xiaoyi laughed strangely and said, "No, I don't have anything to say to the boss." Let me be clear, if you have something to say to the boss, you don't need to bring us with you! ”
Ming Ming glared at him and said, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb." Hum. ”
Wen Ting smiled and took Ming Ming's hand, leaned into her ear and whispered, "Now, I will return him to you and Ruyue." For half a year, I know how much pain and torture you have gone through to wait for him to come back. Wait for him, he has never forgotten you. ”
Women have exclusive ** in their hearts, and no one will want the love in their hearts to be separated by others, but before coming back, in the Kunlun illusion, Wen Ting has already thought very clearly, she knows that Qi Yue's extraordinary destiny is destined for him, and also destined for his own destiny, and if he wants to live happily, he can only give up some things, and only in this way can he always stay by his side what he wants most.
Obviously said with some gratitude: "Sister Ting, thanks to you for taking care of him these days." ”
Wen Ting smiled and said, "We are a family, aren't we?" Qi Yue and I are both orphans, and only by being with you can our family be more complete. What's more, I'm a latecomer, and I'm very satisfied to hear you call me such a sister. ”
As soon as he heard that He Xuenu went upstairs, Yan Xiaoyi and Xu Dong's posture set up, "Brother Xu, you really can't rob me." You have so many confidants, just let it go to me this time. I've never been so tempted as this one. ”
Xu Dong snorted and said, "I've heard you say the same thing countless times. Such a superb, do you want me to give it to you? Hmph, don't even think about it. Let's rely on our ability to see who can get the heart of the Snow Maiden first. ”
"You two yin sticks, do you only think with the lower half of your body?" Hu Guang swaggered out, looked at Xu Dong, and then at Yan Xiaoyi, and said unashamedly: "What do I think." Just now, the Snow Maiden looked at me a little more than you all. ”
Yi An smiled darkly behind Hu Guang and said, "That's right, she has seen you more often, but I guess it's because she's so big I'm afraid I've never seen such a lewd guy like you." Hey. ”
"Okay, isn't it fun for you guys to fight back and forth?" Guan Ping said awe-inspiringly. Usually among the Zodiac Guardian Warriors, his words have always been the least. At this time, he suddenly spoke, which really made these ** guys stunned for a moment. All eyes fell on him.
Guan Ping smiled slightly and said, "Among us people, except for Qi Yue and the master, I think I am a serious person, I don't think you will object." I think that a girl as gentle and kind as the Snow Girl can only be cared for by a decent gentleman like me. Brothers, you see I'm not too young. Why don't you let it go to me this time. ”
Hearing his words, everyone's eyes that had just been frozen suddenly filled with contempt, Yan Xiaoyi said angrily: "Damn, old man, even you came out to join in the fun, are you very big?" Hu Guangdi is older than you. ”
Guan Ping puffed up his chest and said, "But I'm more handsome than him." Moreover, I am a serious person. ”
Xu Dong pouted. "That's right, you're a serious person. A serious man who has returned from the land of the sun. Everyone understands what the sun means, and replace it with one word, that is, the day. Moreover, when you come back from such a country, you dare to say that you are a serious person. It's so despised for us. In my opinion, you should be called ** Guan. is definitely a famous ** male star in the Sun Country! ”
Yi An showed a thoughtful look, "Comrade Xiao Xu's words seem to remind me of something, oh, by the way, Hu Guang, do you remember, in the ** movie we watched a few days ago, there was a back that seemed to be very similar to Lao Guan." ”
Hu Guangshen nodded approvingly and said, "That's right." I remembered it too. It's the one who handed over the gun at one, two, three. ”
"You, you ......" Guan Ping looked at these guys angrily. Finally, he finally held back a sentence, "I x you." ”
Yan Xiaoyi smiled and said, "Rely on us?" You have a gun, we have carved four chrysanthemums, do you want to pick four? I doubt you'll be able to. It is said that you have the blood of a lion, and as far as I know, the lion is indeed very capable in that regard, no more than thirty seconds at a time, but you can do it hundreds of times a day, and at this point, you and a certain Yin Tiger definitely have a fight. ”
Xu Dong glared at Yan Xiaoyi, snorted, and glanced at everyone softly: "The waist is not good, the kidneys are not good, you all have to use Huiren Kidney Treasure." ”
Ji De looked at the group of guys dumbfounded, and swallowed a mouthful of spit, is this still the listless people before? Why did Qi Yue come back this time, they were all active, and the ** earth molecules burned again, oh my God! Hurry up and slash down a few bolts of lightning and kill them all.
Master Zagru smiled, shook his head helplessly, and said, "I didn't hear anything in the red dust, I didn't hear anything. However, Guan Ping, how did you get infected by them? It seems that the word serious can only be a joke. ”
The vole touched his fat belly and said to himself: "If it's serious, I'm afraid it's just me." However, what I'm most interested in now is whether the boss can convince Sister Ruyue. You guys are simply fans of the authorities, even if you are interested in the Snow Maiden, I'm afraid you have to ask the boss for permission. Didn't you hear her say that the boss was his father? ”
"That's right!" The eyes of the yin people lit up at the same time, and after looking at each other, Xu Dong said first: "No matter what, we must help the boss get through the Tyrannosaurus Rex level." Well, I'll take care of this matter, after all, I'm more familiar with Ruyue. ”
Yan Xiaoyi said disdainfully: "Familiar with a fart." You're not afraid of being beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, so you're good to go. Don't you know the temper of the Tyrannosaurus rex? ”
Hu Guang smiled and said, "It's not impossible to solve the problem. Look, I have a bit of a Spanish golden fly here, and I think Qi Yue must need it very much. As he spoke, he obscenely took a small bottle from his clothes, which had never been clean, and shook it in front of everyone.
"I can't stand you guys, I'm going to sleep too." Modi couldn't bear it anymore, glared at the group of yin people, and said to the voles: "Boguang, you go to sleep too, don't let these guys pollute." ”
"Okay." The vole obeyed Modi's words, although he also wanted to wait for Qi Yue to come back, but since Modi spoke, he didn't follow this day anymore.
Obviously, he said with some worry: "Sister Ruyue has been in a very bad mood these days, and Qi Yue's temper is very stubborn, I don't know if he can explain it clearly to Sister Ruyue!" ”
"Explanation is tantamount to disguise, man, not to explain." Hu Guangxiao's eyes flickered, and he said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner.
Yi An smiled and said, "If that's the case, I'm afraid we're going to have to meet a pig-headed boss." ”
"Oh, who do you say is the pig's head?" Qi Yue's lazy voice came from outside the door, the door opened, and with the sound of footsteps, he appeared in front of everyone, and when everyone saw Qi Yue's appearance, they couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
When leaving, Ruyue was angry, but when she came back with Qi Yue, she had already become a little bird, and Ruyue, who had always paid attention to her own image, was in Qi Yue's arms at this time, leaning her head on his shoulder, her pretty face was still a little red, her starry eyes were slightly closed, and she looked infinitely shy, completely ignoring everyone present.
"No, the boss is the boss!" Yan Xiaoyi looked at Qi Yue and Ruyue a little sluggishly, and barely squeezed out a sentence.
Looking at Ruyue in his arms, recalling her wild appearance in the car just now, Qi Yue couldn't help but show a smug smile, if he wasn't in a hurry to come back, maybe he would have corrected her on the spot on the Lamborghini.
Hu Guang nodded solemnly and said, "That's right, the boss is the boss, it's exactly the same as what my hero sees!" Looking at the appearance of the Tyrannosaurus rex, it is obvious that it has eaten the effect of the Spanish golden fly. Exactly what I thought it would be. ”
Xu Dong glared at Hu Guang and said angrily, "Why don't you die?" Walking two steps quickly, he came to Ruyue and Qi Yue, and said with a smile: "Boss, oh, no, from today onwards, I have decided, and I will call you father-in-law directly in the future." Father-in-law, please bow to your son-in-law. As he spoke, he followed the example of the ancients, clasped his fists with both hands, and really bowed to Qi Yue.
Xu Dong's close-range voice finally made Ruyue wake up, her eyes were a little hazy and glanced at Xu Dong, and she said suspiciously: "What are you doing?" ”――
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