I frowned a little and looked at these uniformed "joint defenses" in front of me.

People on the earth know what these so-called "joint defenses" in many parts of our country are. In many places, these so-called "joint defense" or "chengguan" and the like are simply gangsters and scum in uniform, a bunch of garbage. In general, it is to do evil for the sake of wrongdoing, taking the salary paid by zhèngfǔ, but in fact desperately destroying the image of zhèngfǔ. The so-called joint defense and urban management personnel can be said to be a strange class organization in many parts of the country where the people are most angry.

They inexplicably have the power to enforce the law...... Although this in itself is against the law. At the same time, most of these people are illiterate, and most of them are not even aware of the basic public security regulations, let alone other laws...... A bunch of legally blind people to enforce the law is a big joke in itself!

They are a strange group, some cheap labor hired by a jǐng party at a low price in order to reduce personnel costs. They can cooperate with jǐng cha patrols and even maintain some law and order.

This idea was originally good, but unfortunately, the poor quality of human origin makes this group often breed its own harm to society.

In many places, "joint defense" and "city pass" have simply become swearing.

So. Looking at these uniformed guys with a smug face, and looking at the hooligan pickpockets who were knocked over by us on the ground, they showed smug expressions...... I immediately understood what was going on.

If it's in Vancouver...... Not to mention these "two dogs"), many places in China have a joking name for this kind of joint defense xìng quality uniformed local people), even if it is jǐng cha. You have to speak to me politely, and that jǐng cha dares to provoke me?

But this is in China, and I am more aware of the so-called habits of these uniformed joint defense in China -- although they are so angry and have a bad style, they have been scolded for so many years, and they still exist? Occasionally, the common people scold badly, and rectify it, that is, just pretend. God knows what's in this system composition. So although this kind of person is not jǐng cha, it is often more horizontal than the real jǐng chadu!

I motioned with my eyes to the hammer to back off and not to clash with these people. Hammer and Ciro listened to me. It was Lei Xiaohu, who looked at the uniformed people in front of him with a curious expression, and he even asked me loudly: "Uncle Gang." Are these people jǐng cha? Why are their uniforms so weird? Oh my God, this person doesn't even button it, in Canada, if you dare to appear on the street wearing a jǐng suit like this, you will definitely be expelled! ”

I laughed and pulled him behind me: "Don't talk too much. These are not jǐng cha, just some bandits in uniform...... Well, that's what it's called 'China's national conditions'. ”

The two of us spoke very quickly. But the joint defense still heard it, his face showed a little annoyance, and he casually untied the jǐng stick on his waist and held it in his hand, and shouted at me: "What about you!" Pretending to be deaf and dumb, isn't it? Are you guys fighting and hurting people here? Come back with me! ”

After that, he came up and grabbed my arm. Where can I get caught by him? With a flick of my hand, I snapped his claws away, and I squinted my eyes and did not hide the disdain on my face: "Why are you arresting me?" ”

"Why? Just rely on this uniform on Lao Tzu! "This guy can tell that my accent is definitely not local, so he has no fear. Look at our group. The clothes are quite ordinary, there are men and women, probably thinking that we are ordinary tourists.

I pointed to the two people who had just gotten up on the ground: "Do you only arrest us, not them?" ”

This person was a little annoyed and angry, probably because he didn't expect me to dare to be so arrogant as an outsider...... In his impression, ordinary foreign tourists are not very willing to cause trouble in unfamiliar places, and they generally choose to swallow their anger when they encounter things, and are willing to pay a fine to settle things.

"What nonsense! I don't catch anyone, you care so much! ”

With that, he reached out again to twist my arm......

I sighed...... After all, it's a joint defense...... I really don't understand why our country's zhèngfǔ would build such a nondescript contingent...... It's as if he reached out and twisted my arm twice, and he was completely like an ordinary person.

At least Jǐngcha also has some rough training in grappling and has a bit of special skills. And this kind of "joint defense" is simply to let an ordinary person put on a uniform and understand nothing, what can he do?

If you have a bad heart, you just gather in a place where you can fish and meat. Extortion, making a little money, and even colluding with the underworld. For example, the gang in front of you.

Of course, I don't deny that there are good people out there...... But the question is, what can even those good people do? What role can it play? Jǐngcha's biggest duty is to maintain law and order, and it is to catch bad guys......

But you really met the gangsters...... What role can these joint defenses, which don't understand anything, play?

(Author's note (free): I have dealt with many good joint defense personnel with a conscience, and they told me very honestly, "If I really encounter gangsters, I am like you, and I can only shout a few words for help at most." Really grappling and fighting to fight the gangsters...... We don't understand. Moreover, if you want me to work hard, I won't do it, it's just a few hundred yuan a month, and I'm not a jǐng cha, just a temporary worker with a salary, so there's no need to fight with my life. Dare to ask, how much role can such a person play? And it's still good! There are a lot of people who wear uniforms to do evil! For example, I know that there have been a lot of such things around me, there are people who do joint defense in the jǐng inspection bureau, and at the same time the family opens a gambling stall, and the business is booming, and every time the jǐng party checks. He has all the news he got internally, and he survived without danger...... As for the quality of those "urban management" that is close to the quality of joint defense, I don't need to say it, everyone on the earth knows it. Randomly look up these two key words on the Internet, and all that comes out are side news. Sadly, the so-called "joint defense" and "urban management" set up in many localities have even become a kind of diversion channel for laid-off workers to find new jobs or to resettle some idle and unemployed people in society...... Come on! This is no ordinary job, this is a job with law enforcement powers! It's not something that can be distributed so casually! It's not like you can just let you do anything!! After the cats and dogs mixed in, they dared to go out and bully ordinary people in a uniform! It's really a helpless "national situation" -- the number of words in the above brackets is not a charge, and it can be regarded as some boring saliva on the part of the author himself. ）

This time I was not polite, I pinched his wrist casually, and gently let go of it, and the person fell backwards again and again. Stand on the edge of your hand. In front of the eyes of many people, he probably couldn't let go of his face, and his face suddenly turned red. glared at me and yelled, "Oh my God! You dare to fight even if you defend it!! ”

I looked at him coldly: "It's rubbish, let me tell you, you're not qualified to arrest me, or even to enforce the law against me, understand?" ”

That's when it happened. After a long time, I finally saw two people in black sè uniforms walking in outside.

Well, it can be regarded as a real jǐng cha coming.

These two jǐng cha are very young. One of them, still a female jǐng, squeezed in from the crowd and shouted, "What's the matter?" Who reported jǐng? ”

"It's me." I smiled a little, stepped forward, and flashed a phone in my hand all the time behind my back.

Well, if you have difficulties, find jǐng cha. I'm a standard citizen now...... Well, at least domestically.

The joint defense face is ugly, and the joint defense next to it is also a little overwhelmed. The two jǐng cha glanced at each other. He looked at the joint defense leader again and couldn't help frowning. The male jǐng cha seemed to have a bit of a violent temper, and glared at the head of the joint defense: "Xu Er, what the hell are you doing?" ”

The joint defense leader named Xu Er immediately became a little shorter, and his arrogance was completely gone, and he smiled and said, "No!" These guys want to resist the law violently! They're fighting here and hurting people, and I'm going to take them back, but you see, he just pushed me back. ”

"Who said we fought!" Yan Di, who had been behind me, suddenly spoke: "It was these people who wanted to steal our wallets and were discovered by us, and they also wanted to use knives to hurt people." ”

Originally, she had been hiding behind me, but at this moment she suddenly opened her mouth to say something, naturally under my hint. However, she is such a beautiful and weak girl who suddenly speaks, and she can naturally win the trust of many people.

yes, who has nothing to do with this beautiful and delicate girl who looks like a flower and comes out on the street to find someone to fight?

The two jǐng cha are people who understand, and since they both recognize this Xu Er, then they will not be ignorant of his character. The female jǐng cha even glanced at me, frowned and said, "Okay, what's the problem, come back with us, it's okay to make it clear, now that so many people are injured on the ground, you always have to go back with us." After saying that, she looked at the people on the ground, a little surprised.

There were still a few people on the ground who didn't get up...... Although I already want the hammer not to be too heavy, but the hammer is stunned, and in his opinion, as long as he doesn't cripple people, it is considered "light", but as a result, there are still a few people on the ground who can't get up for half a day.

Neither of these two jǐng cha is a bad person, at least I can tell from their lukewarm, even a little disgusted attitude towards that Xu Er. But I still refused their request: "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to go back to you, I called to report jǐng, because I was unreasonably forcibly detained here by these people in uniform, may I ask if they are jǐng cha?" Do they have the right to detain us? I just don't want to get into a conflict with them. Since the two jǐng cha came, then I think I still have something to do, so I'll go first. ”

When these words came out, the two jǐng cha couldn't help but change their sè! The female jǐng cha even showed a "I don't know what to do" expression, in her opinion, their actions should have helped me. It would definitely be much fairer for them to enforce the law than that Xu Er. But I actually dared to refuse jǐng cha?

"What are you kidding!" The female jǐng cha said angrily: "You ......"

Without waiting for her to finish, I casually took out my passport from my bosom and showed her it.

"You're a foreigner?" The female jǐng cha frowned, and the male jǐng cha face next to her was also a little ugly.

"Nope. I am Chinese. I said lightly: "It's just that I have obtained a foreign passport now." I think you should understand what I mean. I'm not using a foreign passport to show anything, it's just that if I were an ordinary domestic citizen, I'm afraid that I would have been taken to some hellish office by this joint defense now, and then experienced a kind of intimidation. Then obediently pay a so-called 'fine', and if you are unlucky, you will be punched and kicked a few times...... Am I right? ”

After speaking, I quickly pointed my mobile phone at Xu Er, clicked, and took a photo.

"What are you doing!" The male jǐng cha looked at me and shouted.

"Keep it as evidence. My lawyer will file a complaint a little later. I said lightly: "This Mr. Joint Defense actually carried a jǐng stick with him...... I remember that in China, this kind of weapon is controlled, and non-jǐng personnel are not allowed to carry this kind of thing in public...... Well, and he's still in his hand now, if it weren't for the arrival of the two of them, I'm afraid he would have greeted me. I remember. Joint defense does not have the right to carry weapons of this level. Well, this photo will be used as evidence for my complaint. ”

Then I glanced at the two jǐngs: "According to the law, I am not obligated to go back with you." You are law enforcement officers. But remember the most basic rules of the law! If the two jǐng cha still want to take me back with this almost 'arrest' attitude, I can only express regret. ”

The male jǐng cha glared at me, probably because he couldn't get out of the fire.

Indeed, the general attitude of law enforcement in China is very rough...... This is the result of national conditions. Ordinary people generally have a kind of awe for these uniformed jǐng cha, in general. If Jǐng Cha says to a common person, "Come with me", most of that common person will obediently obey, where would he think about whether it is legal for Jǐng Cha to take him away? So. This very out-of-the-ordinary way of doing it probably made this jǐng cha very annoyed.

"Okay." The female jǐng cha gritted her teeth and glanced at me: "Mr. Chen......, just now she saw the name on my passport: "Mr. Chen...... On behalf of the Jǐng side, I ask you to come back with us to assist in the investigation. ”

This time, I really smiled, I looked at her twice, and smiled, "I'm happy to cooperate with Jǐng Fang." ”

And this female jǐng cha was so angry that her face turned red.

When I came to the nearby Jǐng Inspection Bureau, it was already more than half an hour later. At my strong request, all the hooligan pickpockets present were brought back. The dozen or so joint defenses also followed back to the Jǐng Inspection Bureau.

It's sad to say...... It's really sad. Because of my expatriate status, I was treated in a completely different way. Although I am very satisfied with this fair and reasonable treatment, I can't help but think: If it were an ordinary domestic youth, would he get such a minimum of polite and fair treatment in the jǐng inspection bureau?

Joke! Who doesn't know that those jǐng cha in the jǐng inspection bureau usually put on a poker face to ordinary people? It seems that if you don't do this, you can't show the majesty of the jǐng staff. Why? Because most of the people don't understand the law. So with awe, take their condescending attitude for granted! And most people don't have this awareness: these people in uniform are law enforcement servants who are supported by our tax payments!!

The six of us were placed in an office alone, and someone poured us water to drink...... As for the pickpockets, I don't have to guess, most of them were locked up in certain rooms, maybe they enjoyed the same treatment as I did back then: handcuffed to radiators......

Another reason why Jǐng was polite to me was that the arrogant attitude I showed gave them a bit of a headache, because after arriving here, I refused to take any notes and refuse to answer any questions. A few of us sat in the chairs in the room, drinking tea and chatting and waiting.

"I won't answer any questions until my lawyer arrives."

Just after I said these words, finally a jǐng cha couldn't help but curse in a low voice: "Damn, fake foreign ghosts are playing music." ”

I immediately stared at him and said unceremoniously, "Is it a score?" You're wrong! I'm just asserting my most basic legal rights! Do you have to come here like ordinary people, obediently let them do whatever they want, full of awe and admiration for you, and tremble at the same time...... That's how it should be! I'm not playing a score! If you think I'm putting it on the score. Then you don't deserve to be a jǐng cha! Please tell me your jǐng number and I will keep your complaint to you! Also, I was asked to come back and help with the investigation! Not the prisoners you have captured! Please be polite and polite when you speak to me! It's true that you're wearing a jǐng cha uniform, but that doesn't mean you're superior to others!! ”

My words choked that jǐng cha and rolled his eyes. But it was not good to argue with me, because a high-ranking jǐngcha who was present pulled him out.

My anger made these jǐng cha very headaches. In China, where do ordinary people dare to say such things so hard when they go to the jǐng inspection bureau? But they didn't dare to "play tricks" on me, because I was a foreigner.

So, although they were polite to me, my heart was full of sorrow! I am Chinese, but if I want to enjoy this basic legal right here, I have to rely on a foreign identity to enjoy it! Damn it!

Finally. After another half an hour, the Bucktooth Period came. He didn't come alone, and he was accompanied by a staff member from the Kunming Municipal Investment Promotion Office. The oily face is full of red light, and there is a big belly that looks like [**] coming out...... This man and Bucktooth entered the door on Monday, and although he had never seen me, he could see that I was the head from the six of us at a glance, and hurriedly strode over to hold my hand and greet me with affection. What is "inconsiderate greeting", "work error", "a misunderstanding"...... And so on and so forth. The apology went on and on. Then he expressed strong indignation at the unfair treatment of my land, and said that he would definitely "act according to law" and give me a "satisfactory explanation".

I could see the way he stammered at me, and I knew why. It's very simple, recently, in order to check the archives of Uncle Qi, I was kicked around like a ball by those zhèngfǔ departments, and those trivial, low office efficiency made people crazy, and we used an overseas Chinese businessman to investigate the name of the investment place. It's all getting better. In the past two days, Luo Yazhou has served as my agent, and in the name of the investor, he has been dealing with these zhèngfǔ agencies, which is very beautiful.

After all, after our company information was transmitted through legal channels, it was already quite good. I took the title of chairman of Huaxing, which was a company with an annual profit of more than $100 million. At the same time, I also have the identity of a director of the "Solin Group", and in terms of information, this Solin Group is even more incredible, with assets of more than one billion dollars!

Here in Kunming, it is quite good to be able to attract foreign businessmen of my level!

In this way, those people in the investment promotion office almost regard us as the god of wealth.

Obviously, I didn't even have to take notes, because it seemed that the Jǐng Inspectorate had already received a call from the city leader, and the director of the department had personally come forward to apologize to me and promise that I would be treated fairly and justly...... I don't have to think about the fate of those pickpockets, in this case, even if they have a small background, no one dares to protect them. As for those joint defense ...... I don't bother to think about their fate, most of them are going to be stripped of this tiger skin. (The only thing I didn't expect was that there was much more to this matter than that, of course, that's another story).

I didn't leave the jǐng bureau immediately, but was warmly invited by them to stay for a light meal...... They were so welcoming, I turned it down a few times, and found that they were not polite, but seemed to have some special meaning and insisted on staying here a little longer.

The meal was good, and a deputy director at the dinner table frequently toasted me, and the title of the investment promotion office was a certain director's gentleman, and the amount of alcohol was amazing. At the same time, at the dinner table, it took almost more than an hour to finish the meal. They asked me some questions, such as the direction of my investment and the background of my company abroad...... All of this was fooled by the answers I had prepared beforehand.

What is the direction of investment...... Well, I have investment intentions in many fields, mainly depending on whether the investment environment here is good. Well, this, that...... The Tai Chi push hand is used by me amazingly.

As for the background of my company, it's full of nonsense, and I won't tell you the truth anyway.

Depend on! What if I told him that my two companies, one is the largest smuggling syndicate monopoly in Canada...... The other is Canada's largest gangster bleaching syndicate...... I'm afraid that the first reaction of these people is to contact the International Criminal Jǐng Organization to copy my bottom!

After a full meal and wine, it seems that an embarrassment disappears invisibly. The director of the investment promotion office, I don't see how much talent he has in financial investment, but his public relations skills are top-notch. He was already familiar with me, and even cheekily made one or two good-natured jokes about me and Yan Didi's couple. I have to say that this move is very clever, because everyone here can see that I am extremely caring and affectionate for this beautiful girl next to me.

He pleases me, and I probably don't care. But he flattered Yan Di, this little girl has no experience, and her face is very tender. Immediately, he opened up the atmosphere.

I went back to the reception room of the jǐng inspection bureau and drank another cup of tea, and then I saw two jǐng cha coming in outside. It was the two jǐng cha, a man and a woman, who brought me back today, and they walked up to the deputy director and whispered something in his ear. Especially that female jǐng cha. He seemed to have deliberately glanced at me, and his gaze was a little complicated. Immediately, the deputy director interrupted the director of the investment promotion office and announced to me in a loud voice: "Mr. Chen, I solemnly tell you on behalf of the jǐng party. Just now, because we got the information you provided, we went all out. Smashed a theft ring! First of all, on behalf of the Jǐng side, I would like to thank Mr. Chen for your strong cooperation with the Jǐng side, and at the same time, on behalf of the Jǐng side, I would like to make a statement to the so-called investors, including you, that we are confident in our ability to maintain law and order, and at the same time ensure that we can provide a stable, united and harmonious society for all businessmen who come to invest here, as well as a fair, just and open law enforcement system, and we can try our best to meet your legitimate needs...... Finally, make every effort to provide you with the best investment environment!! ”

I was stunned for a moment and understood...... Damn, I see!!

I looked at the faces of a few people. It was immediately understood.

These things happened today, and I am afraid that they have offended me in their hearts. The biggest worry is probably that I will not invest here anymore in a fit of rage. What is not invested is related to the political performance of some people! It's even a black gauze hat! And if you really offend me because of Jǐng Fang's mishandling of my incident, it makes me angry...... Although jǐng fang and place zhèngfǔ are two systems...... But if the local investors are driven away because of this, then under the pressure of layers, a small director of him will also be responsible! If you don't get it right, I'm afraid your career will be affected.

So, taking advantage of the time to forcibly keep me from eating, the jǐng party quickly dispatched once! The pickpockets I clashed with were from a local theft gang, and there were quite a few people in this theft gang in addition to the one who was brought to the jǐng inspection bureau today. This time, the jǐng side made up his mind and did an operation in such a short period of time to eradicate this gang at once!

With this kind of action, firstly, it is to curry favor with me in disguise, and secondly, it is also to redeem their lost points in my mind. I hope I can continue to invest here.

Immediately, under the enthusiastic leadership of this deputy director, I also visited the Jǐng Inspection Bureau...... It's a bit ridiculous, but he just wanted to show me the results of their assault in the short time of noon.

Sure enough, under my deliberate arrangement, I "just happened" to see the theft gang that was caught at noon. Among these people, there are men and women, old and young, the old ones are probably fifty or sixty years old, and the youngest is only about ten years old!!

These are the people who, in the farmer's market, the flower market, the bus, and other crowded places, are stealing, digging bags, and committing crimes......

I frowned, but at Luoyazhou's suggestion, I immediately put on a smile to express my gratitude and appreciation for the jǐng side.

It's just that I left the jǐng inspection bureau and went back to the hotel, and my face was not good-looking along the way.

"What's wrong with you?" After getting into the car, Bucktooth Zhou asked me.

"Hmph, you see the gang of thieves. Judging from the people we meet today, these people must have been in danger for a long time in the local area. But you see today, the jǐng side beat them out with a slight move. But in that case, what did you do earlier? I sneered, "People are just showing us what they are showing." ”

"Hahahaha" Luo Ya Zhou smiled, he laughed so much that I was a little inexplicable, and then I saw him pointing at me: "You still came out of the mainland...... However, now even a fake foreign devil like me understands that the cat in it is tired, but you still don't understand. ”

"What do you understand?"

"Alas, after all, I'm a lawyer, and I don't blame you if you don't understand the things inside, forget it, I'll make it clear to you, so as not to make yourself depressed." Luo Ya Zhou smiled, and then said: "Jǐng Cha is a law enforcement department, this is good, but they only have the power to enforce the law, but they have no right to judge. Got it? In other words, they are only responsible for arresting people, but not for sentencing. A thief who stole a wallet in the country, how much can he be sentenced? Well, it seems to be some kind of public security administration punishment regulations, right? Ten days off? Twenty days? Then it's time to come out. He can continue to commit crimes, as long as he keeps himself just a petty thief and does not commit a big crime, then even if he is caught, he will not be sentenced too severely. This is still an ordinary thief. And what about the others? Especially the kids...... How to deal with it? Repatriation? God knows where these children's homes are! Sentencing? They are minors, how can they rebel? Juvenile detention center? It doesn't seem to be qualified. Really sent back to their hometown, these people are all gangs, you send them back, people will take the train in two days, what can you do? …… You see, I'm just going to say a few words, and it's all a problem! What do you do if you let jǐng cha? It's not that they don't fight, but they tell the truth...... There are great flaws in the laws of the mainland, and we all openly admit that our laws are not perfect. Today, these jǐng cha carried out such an action, purely to please you, but it is not a big trouble for themselves! So many people have been caught, I see that in the next few days, these jǐng cha are busy! Alas, I know that I am doing useless work, but because of your existence, I have to do it again. You see, in the next few days, those who should be closed, those who should be punished, those who should be released, and those who should be sent back to their hometowns will have to pay the road expenses to send people back...... All of this costs the Bureau, right? However, in a maximum of ten days, the detainees will be released, the punished will be completed, and the people who will be sent back to their hometowns will run out again, and these people will return to the streets to continue working. He smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "It's already good!" People are so busy for a while for the sake of your face. Besides, we are also mixed with the underworld, when have you ever seen a country where the jǐng side is completely white and flawless, loyal to duty and serving the people, without corruption and dereliction of duty? Didn't you? If there were, we wouldn't be able to mix in Canada for a long time. ”

After listening to this, I smiled, thought for a while, and said, "It seems that you are not bad when you say that." ”

Back at the local five-star Oasis Hotel, Yan Di and I went back to the luxury suite, originally planned to take Yan Di out today to see other scenery in Kunming, but now I don't have much interest.

Yan Di went in to freshen up, while I turned on the TV in the living room, took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, and poured it down......

Just then, I heard someone ring the doorbell outside.

I thought it might be Bucktooth or someone else, so I didn't think much about it, so I opened the door at random...... But as soon as he opened a corner, a thin and small figure flashed in from outside.

The man moved quickly, and under my astonished gaze, the other man had already stepped into the door, and then suddenly threw himself on the ground in front of me, knelt on the ground, and bowed his head......

Bang bang bang...... There were several knocks in a row!!

As soon as this person came in, he knelt down without saying a word and kowtowed hard, knocking his forehead red, obviously with all his strength! I was stunned for a moment, but when I saw the appearance of the person who came clearly, I frowned, my face sank, I took a step sideways, got out of the way of the other party's kowtow, and said coldly: "How did you find this here?" ”