"Lie to me?" I don't believe it, it's not a joke that a killer kills someone like a big thing, it's scary, it's scary! But it really didn't seem like I heard the gunshots, I didn't see the glass windows shattered, and there were no bullet holes everywhere.

The little nurse was already out of breath by my pressure, and began to sob: "Woo, woo, I, I just want to see if you are real, you are really not afraid of the underworld, or are you not afraid of fake...... Well, it hurts, my leg hurts......"

I pressed her unmoving, so soft, there was no psychological barrier at all, but I was still a little suspicious in my heart, how could such a strict hospital make such a joke? Scared the patient to death, is your hospital irresponsible? Do you still have a caregiver work ethic?

"What's wrong? What's wrong? The little policeman pushed the door and rushed in, and when he saw me pressing on the pretty little nurse with a doggy posture, he was dumbfounded and immediately turned into Xiong Er, standing there stupidly and helpless.

"It's nothing, I fell a little, please help call a doctor!" I struggled to get up from the ground, my center of gravity completely unsteady from the big chicken legs. Now it has been determined that the little nurse is nervous, if there is any killer, Xiong Erxiao policeman standing there would have been beaten into a bloody gourd.

Seeing the little nurse lying on the floor with a handful of snot and tears, Xiong Erxiao policeman hurriedly pressed the pager at the bedside.

After a while, a large wave, not zombies, the doctors and nurses ran in very nervously, and carried the little nurse to the bed opposite me, and they were busy for a while, what bedside X-ray, B-ultrasound, blood test, as if they didn't want money.

I was very unhappy and unbalanced. I'm also a hero in name only, the hero was shot, he was shot by the boss of the underworld, and no doctor has come to see me since I woke up in the morning! The little nurse just fell, and such a large number of people came to greet her!

"Comminuted fractures, casts, bed rest for a month!" An old female doctor or an old female doctor who looked very much like Mama Rong glanced at the little nurse's X-ray and looked at me very strictly.

I was a little hairy by her, and I shrunk my neck, and my heart was a little weak. Why is this little nurse so fragile, she will be shattered with a slight fall, isn't a woman deficient in calcium after the age of thirty? The little nurse is in her twenties at most and has osteoporosis so early?

"Get a private room for you?" Mama Rong asked the little nurse with a smile, very amiable.

"No, I'll live here!" The little nurse was categorical and determined.

Mama Rong looked at me very strictly, and said to the little nurse very kindly: "There is already a boy living in this ward, and it is inconvenient for you to live here!" The single room is clean and quiet, and you can watch TV and surf the Internet! ”

"No, just stay here! There's nothing inconvenient, just live here, I'll make a phone call later, and ask my family to bring toiletries! The little nurse was unmoved.

Mama Rong seemed to be very helpless, turned her face, and there was sleet on her face, and she said to me very strictly: "You pay attention to keep the ward quiet, so as not to affect the rest of other patients!" Moreover, it is necessary to pay attention to civilized behavior, well, the thinking should also be civilized, and there are security guards patrolling every floor of the inpatient building! ”

you, I'm having a temper tantrum! If it weren't for the fact that the little nurse had a fracture and I didn't know who paid for the medical expenses, I would have ...... long ago Forget it, don't mess with them, changing your face is faster than Sichuan opera!

Time passes like a little kid straining, unstoppable for thousands of miles, and it gets dark in a blink of an eye.

The little nurse was holding a thick plaster tube on her right leg, looking at me with a sad face, and holding a half-eaten Fuji red apple in her hand, which Luo Yongqing sent, commented on me: "You look stupid and stupid, but the reaction is quite fast, but the action is too intense!" Hey, I ask you, did you want to protect me and block bullets for me by crushing me under you? ”

When I heard it, what is this? I just wanted to deny it, and then remembered that I broke the little nurse, the little nurse's medical expenses have not been discussed with me yet, the set of examinations just now is not cheap, I only have 46 yuan in my body, and I quickly nodded vigorously: "Well, you are a girl, I am afraid that you will be hit by a stray bullet, I am fat, just to block you!" ”

I said sincerely, but my eyes swept over the little nurse. Just now, she was wearing a wide nurse's uniform, and she didn't show her figure at all. Now I have changed into a set of small pink T-shirts, and I only wear a pair of water-mill denim hot pants for the convenience of plastering, with slender and round legs, no, a half-legged white flower exposed in front of me, although a gentleman is rude, but I am definitely not a gentleman, don't look at it! I haven't seen a girl's thighs so closely, this is a benefit!

I snorted twice, and quickly swallowed the saliva that was about to flow out again, this body, this hot, this curve, is definitely not worse than Gao Yue'e, and I can give birth to twins if I can't do it, I don't know if it counts if I fell and took off the mask just now? However, I don't dare to raise this issue until the issue of medical expenses is clearly resolved.

The little nurse was very happy, seemed to be a little moved, and nodded: "Then I will forgive you, but when I am discharged from the hospital, you have to invite me to dinner!" ”

I was shocked, I really started talking about money, it's really a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided!

I said with a sad face, "I don't have any money!" ”

The little nurse was very angry, stretched out her fingers, pointed to the transparent plastic bag on the bedside table and said, "Liar, stingy, isn't this money?" ”

My father said, don't be afraid of thieves stealing, but afraid of thieves! I quickly took out all the money in the plastic bag, put it on the bed one by one and showed it to the little nurse, and said, "A total of 46 yuan, that's all there is to it!" ”

The little nurse looked at the 46 yuan, pouted, and smiled happily and said, "That's enough to eat KFC!" ”

"But, but......" I blushed and plucked up the courage to say, "I live in the hospital by myself, and I still have to pay for food, which is not enough......"

The little nurse pursed her lips again and said disdainfully: "In that case, I raised you during your hospitalization, and when you were discharged from the hospital, you used the 46 yuan to invite me to eat KFC!" ”

Although I found the phrase "I raised you" difficult to hear, people were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, so they reluctantly nodded.

The little nurse nodded with satisfaction, like looking at the little white face that she was taking care of, she looked me up and down carefully, stretched out a white and tender little hand, and said, "Then we will start living together, let's get to know each other first, my name is Shangguan Xian'er!" ”

I was startled again, this little nurse is not afraid of making mistakes when she speaks, either "give it to me for the first time", or "live together", a lonely man and a widow in the summer, if you don't make mistakes, forget it, I will make mistakes if I don't keep it all!

I also stretched out my intact left hand, shook it with her, it was so soft and smooth, and said, "My name is **!" ”

The little nurse stared at the two big eyes, flickering, bursting into laughter, trembling with laughter, and pointing at me while laughing: "**,**, why did you come up with such a character name?" ”

I admonished myself viciously in my heart, resisted the urge to slap her ass a few times, and watched her laugh very calmly.

The little nurse laughed for a while, and when she saw me looking at her coldly, she felt bored, so she restrained her smile, pursed her mouth, and said, "Angry? It's boring, big man, you can't afford to make a joke at all! Your name is funny! ”

At this time, the door opened again, and the little policeman of the gray wolf came in again, and said to me very seriously: "**, you prepare, the deputy captain of our city criminal investigation brigade is going to come over and record a confession with you, and he has already arrived downstairs, so he will come up immediately!" ”

The little nurse winked at me and said mischievously, "Tell me about your heroic deeds, maybe you can move China!" Why don't you sign me first? ”

I think it makes sense, and quickly retrace the ins and outs of the whole thing, but the more I think about it, the more I feel that it is difficult to say, where am I a hero? I was obviously cuckolded and raped by my roommate, I must not say this! That's right, I can't say anything about the water drop amulet!

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