Chapter 781: The Japanese Woman Who Came to the Door
"Brothers, I'll tell you." The monkey squatted on the chair in the security room, took off the hat on his head and skillfully turned it around his fingers, his hair was still messy as always, his expression was still the kind of obscenity that was deep to the bones, he held a cigarette from Hongta Mountain in his mouth, took a hard breath, and then breathed a long sigh of relief, his small eyes were about to narrow into a slit, and his face was still slightly intoxicated.
"What do you say? Or those little nurses? Everyone watched the monitoring in front of the monitoring screen, ignoring the monkey, only Lao Jiang answered him impatiently, and he didn't even turn his head back.
Wang Yong moved a chair to sit at the door, smoking a cigarette and basking in the sun, after learning that Mao Mao was his daughter, he tried every possible way to be good to this little baby, even what flavor of lollipop Mao wanted to eat, he had to go to the supermarket in person and choose carefully. Wang Yong kept thinking about Maomao in his heart, and his face was constantly filled with a comfortable smile, and he didn't talk nonsense with the people in the house at all.
"Lao Jiang, you look down on me so much as a monkey, how can I keep talking about those little nurses, I still have new sexual affairs that haven't been revealed yet." The monkey flicked the cigarette butt, straightened the folds on the security hat with both hands that had been pressed out when he was sleeping, and then lazily put it on his head, deliberately raised his voice, and began to dance again.
"What other scandalous things haven't been exposed?" Everyone heard that the monkey had something good to hide, and the appetite of the colleagues was suddenly hoisted by the monkey.
Everyone who works as a security guard is some hanging ~ silk, and in addition to supporting the family, the money earned to buy a pack of cigarettes has to be saved from between the teeth. So those beauties, luxury cars. Bars and the like, you can only hear about it. Although you won't empathize, you can at least enjoy it and satisfy your heart with the idea of hunting beauty.
"Of course, who my monkey is, I can see a lot of big scenes."
So many people gathered around at once, and wrapped the monkey in the middle, the monkey's vanity was greatly satisfied at once, and the time to think that he bragged about himself had come again.
Squatting in the chair, he felt a little inadequate, so he stood up all at once. Unbuttoned the upper end of his clothes, and gestured with his two hands in the air, and said in a storytelling posture: "Brothers." ”
The monkey's tone was a little lower, and with a slight hint of mystery, he cleared his throat. Those people's hearts were itchy and crispy as if they had been scratched by a cat's paws, and a new young colleague next to them even became impatient.
"Monkey, fucking talk about it, don't fucking sell it, what other good things haven't been exposed?"
The monkey stands on a chair. The eyebrows of the thief swept everyone's expressions, and saw that everyone's mood had been stirred up by themselves, and the purpose had been achieved. A shameless smile appeared on his face, and then he bent over. lowered his voice even lower, and said with a full sense of mystery: "Brothers, let me tell you." Ahem, those little nurses. That figure, that feel. That ......"
Before he could finish speaking, the monkey felt a big foot kick the chair leg under his feet. Fortunately, the monkey was quick and agile, and jumped onto the sofa cushion by the wall with a very non-standard hurdle movement, and sat on the sofa diagonally.
Before the monkey could speak first, the impatient colleague was the first to scold: "Monkey, I say your whole family, you are all those fucking little nurses." ”
There is a reason why this impatient teenager is angry, no matter how much a person has a heart to hunt for beauty, the little nurse who has heard this thing say it a hundred and eighty times will want to take a kitchen knife and chop this guy's little ** to feed the dog. As soon as I heard him say that there was nothing else to break the news, this young man's heart was suddenly hung to his throat, and then his young heart was very disappointed.
The impatient teenager restrained himself, resisted the urge to buy a kitchen knife on the street, and just kicked the chair lightly, but the chair was kicked off, the chair fell to the ground, and the monkey deftly jumped on the sofa and escaped.
Everyone found out that they were all played by the monkey, and all the old men wanted to go over and beat the monkey violently, venting their anger at being played by this guy, and the monkey had already prepared, he quickly lay flat on the sofa, raised his feet, and kicked in the air, and could complete kicking, kicking, and kicking all kinds of difficult actions in the range of 180 degrees, with an unbreakable posture.
Any defense has weaknesses, and this monkey is no exception. Just as he was triumphant, the guys couldn't get close to him. I don't know who threw a small flashlight, through a layer of people, as if guided by radar, accurately landed on the monkey's lifeline, because the monkey was lying flat on the sofa, when he saw something smashed over, the sensitive monkey could not be sensitive, as a result, a scream that pierced the sky, the monkey finally understood what the real egg pain is.
"Oh~oh~, oh, oh." The monkey jumped up from the sofa at once, covering his crotch with both hands, his facial expression was painful, jumping up and down, and constantly stomping his feet.
"Oh~~Oh~ It hurts me, it hurts me." The monkey's hand kept rubbing in the crotch, and the big guy saw that this hateful monkey had suddenly injured the key part, and everyone who was still angry just now suddenly got a great balance and satisfaction in their hearts, and they all gloated, and their faces were happy.
"Monkey, monkey, if this thing breaks, no matter how many little nurses can't bear it." Lao Jiang saw the monkey jumping up and down, came over and patted the monkey on the shoulder, shook his head, and pretended to be extremely sympathetic.
"That figure, that feel, oops, I didn't react to it." The impatient young colleague spoke directly to the monkey's sadness.
When these people saw that the monkey was so wolf, they all teased me one by one, and there was a lot of laughter in the small security room, and even Wang Yong, who was smoking a small cigarette at the door, couldn't help laughing because of the monkey's unlucky appearance.
Only the monkey's injured ** carried the injured heart, and was a little annoyed by the ridicule.
"Oh~, you, you, you're too much. Oh~ It hurts me to death, Boss Wang Yong, come over and help me. The monkey fought back while covering his crotch, and wanted to call his very dependent boss Wang Yong over to help.
Wang Yong has been immersed in the joy of getting along with Mao Mao, thinking about how to make Mao Mao change the title of 'godfather' to 'dad', thinking that if Mao Mao's sweet little mouth is called "daddy, daddy", it is estimated that his heart will bloom. How can there be time to deal with the monkey's noisy goods now?
"Hey, brothers, come and have a look." A colleague pointed to the camera surveillance in the company lobby and called the big guys over.
Everyone's attention was immediately attracted by this colleague, and then everyone surrounded the monitoring screen and discussed it with gossip.
"Look at what these Japanese girls are wearing, tut-tut." The impatient teenager stared at the screen tightly, and saliva seemed to flow from his mouth, and he said lustfully.
"This is a Japanese girl, is the kimono that we Chinese women wear good, you see the walking action, the etiquette, how standardized it is to imitate Japanese women." The older Lao Jiang still has a little experience and knows that these women in kimonos are our Chinese beauties.
"You're wrong, Lao Jiang, you see they still have all kinds of musical instruments in their hands, you see what kind of piano it is, I guess the captain in the middle must have a microphone in his arms, it must be a Japanese girl teamed up to pull sponsorship."
Everyone was talking about it, and at this time the monkey also came over with his crotch and twisting his buttocks, according to his years of experience, walking with his butts twisted could relieve the pain in that place.
Wang Yong also felt a little curious, and also came to the monitoring screen to carefully observe this strange "Japanese woman", thinking to himself who invited these people, he ran so diligently in all departments of the company, why didn't he listen to anyone tell him that he still had this activity?
The monkey looked at the surveillance and said disdainfully, "Isn't it just imitating Japanese women?" There are a lot of real Japanese women on my computer at home, so what's so nice about that. ”
"Monkey, the Japanese women on your computer are all undressed." Lao Jiang smiled and said to the monkey.
"Lao Jiang still you know me, who has seen a Japanese woman in a fucking dress, hahaha." The monkey, who was still screaming in pain just now, not only amused himself all of a sudden, but all the colleagues in the security room were led by the monkey, laughing back and forth, and even Wang Yong was amused by the monkey's brazen appearance.
"Hey, reception, what's the matter? What the? Looking for monkeys? You said those four people were looking for monkeys? Lao Jiang, who answered the phone, couldn't believe his ears, he dug his ear holes with his ring finger and asked the front desk again: "Is it really looking for a monkey?" ”
Everyone's eyes were all focused on Lao Jiang's body, not only Lao Jiang didn't believe his ears, but even Wang Yong, who was smirking, was also taken aback when he heard that the four beauties were looking for monkeys.
The monkey who was still covering his crotch, just now still had painful eyes, and instantly seemed to be proud as if he was going to burst out of the light, and there were four beauties looking for it at once, it must be every lonely and unbearable night, and the wish made to the meteor finally came true, thinking about how big a cow ~ can blow in the future, and there is no need to mention those little nurses who they don't believe in.
"Hey~Hey~~" The monkey's voice suddenly raised by a large decibel, his eyebrows were raised almost above his forehead, and he slapped a hand covering his crotch on Lao Jiang's shoulder, and said to everyone proudly: "Comrades, I'm sorry, there's no way, if you have a beautiful woman looking for it, I can't accompany you." ”
…… (To be continued......)