Chapter 498 (II) Someone else's golden finger
When he heard Zero say, 'The reward will be coming soon, and he will soon be promoted to Martial Saint', Ling Mo almost thought that he had heard it wrong!
I listened to the sound of the flute and was hooked away, and I almost never returned, but I was saved by my rival in love, and I didn't do anything about it, so even if I passed the first test?!
What's the difference between this and eating sweet potatoes to become a god of law every second?!
Could it be that after 300 years of unlucky life, Zero, the broken saint, is going to start the route of "I Am an Archmage" or "Inhuman Pride of the World"?
Mother Xipi, what is this called!!
Recalling the hardships and obstacles he has gone through along the way since he came to this continent, and the nine deaths he has experienced when he completed the tests and tasks of the system. A huge wave of envy surged in Ling Mo's heart, which made him extremely unbalanced, and he couldn't help but call out that cheating system in his heart:
System, you look at other people's golden fingers, see how they arrange adventures, arrange rewards after adventures? What is a golden finger, this is called a golden finger!
Look at you again! How did you arrange my adventurous life? Are you embarrassed? Don't you think you should reflect on it? Do you know that if my adventurous life is written into a book, it is so sad and tiring, and few people will be optimistic about it?!
System: "......"
Seeing that the other party pretended to be dead and did not respond, Ling Mo gasped a few times, and was also a little helpless, he tried his best to calm his emotions, beckoned to Zero to come over, and then checked her whole body inside and out, while touching, in an incredible tone, muttered:
"It's really transforming in the direction of the Martial Saint, the barrier between the Extreme Martial Master and the Martial Saint has disappeared, Di Ruiji's comparison is indeed something......
Being touched back and forth by Ling Mo was a little shy, Zero blushed, and said in the future: "That...... Daddy, physical check-up...... Is it over?"
"It's over, alas. Although my perception is fine, I don't have the ability to analyze, and I can't see why, and I don't know how Diriji did it. Ling Mo withdrew his hand and said to Nia:
"At this time, I especially miss the flat-chested priest in our team, if she is here, with her unique and incomparable spiritual power structure, she will definitely be able to analyze something, right?"
"I don't think it's difficult, although the guy with the mercury lamp is very technical, but she can't even study your body thoroughly, captain, and can't figure out the principle, let alone let her figure out the power of the lord of the region like Diriji......" Subconsciously responded to Ling Mo's words, Nia immediately reacted, wrinkled her nose, and said dissatisfied:
"Captain, you're in the black mercury lamp again, calling her a flat-chested priest, if she hears it, she will definitely shoot a lot of black feathers at you, and then use her little arms and legs to hit the captain's back hard!"
"That's what makes it the cutest!" Ling Mo smiled, his smile a little perverted:
"Her little arms and legs don't hurt, don't you think that a little Lori with a mercury lamp of less than one meter and two is a little out of harmony with a pair of flat glasses every day and an intellectual little adult?
I'm righteously accusing me now, but when I had a bonfire dinner every day, bullying the mercury lamp made her angry and revealing her childish side, wasn't it one of the only entertainment programs in the whole team?
“...... I hacked her, how can I compare it with the captain you hacked her?" Nia argued with reason, and said with a heartfelt voice: "I hacked her, Mercury Lantern felt that the kind big sister was playing with herself, and the captain you bullied her, Mercury Lantern felt that she was a big pervert bullying her and wanted to molest her!"
Seeing Ling Mo and Nia laughing at the same time, a thought of 'I'm just an outsider' rose from the bottom of Zero's heart, making her bite her lip, then raised her head and asked:
"Dad, what are you talking about? Who's the mercury lamp? Are you teammates?"
"That's right, the only healing profession on our team. Nia replied: "It stands to reason that the vice-captain and the perverted druid should also have healing abilities, but the vice-captain is a violent maniac, never learns the healing skills of the sect, and his talent is full of agility and attack power, and the perverted druid said that he has dedicated his life to nature, advocating that any injury and illness should be borne by himself, and that it is against nature to rely on medicine or other healing methods instead of self-healing, so he died, which is really a sad story." ”
"......" really didn't want to know about the past of that perverted druid, and Zero quickly changed the subject: "Since it is the only healing profession and so important, why do you still bully her every day?
"Run, how could that guy be willing to run? Although she looks like a gothic loli who is less than one meter two, she is a fanatical technical emperor, and she is super interested in the captain's body, let alone running, she won't leave even if you drive her away!"
"And you know what? The mercury lamp is the only one in our team who doesn't like the captain, it's not pretending, it's really not a little bit of male and female affection in it!"
Zero suddenly became interested: "What do you say?"
"Nia!"
Ling Mo shouted helplessly, but she still couldn't stop Nia from telling her black history, only to see her say happily:
"The main thing is that the first time we met, it was too impactful and the impression left was too bad!
You also know that the very powerful technical emperor has some defects in some aspects because he has put too much effort into research, and the mercury lamp is a big road idiot, and if you are not careful, you will go 180 degrees wrong!
The first time the captain and the mercury lantern met was in the molten city, when the mercury lantern got lost every day, and finally met the captain, a human, and hurriedly came over to politely ask for directions. In that part of the Molten City, if you draw a line on the ground or on the wall, you will attract the guards, so you have to use your mouth. I, the captain, and the deputy captain took turns to tell her several times, but the mercury lamp still looked ignorant.
In the end, the captain was in a hurry, lifted his clothes, and pointed to the mercury light on his twelve-pack abs and vest line: You see that you are now at this intersection, go up north and down south, you go south five intersections and then turn right, you will see a big pit, in which several Lan Xiang digging gundams are working, you jump over the pit and you will arrive......
I still remember the expression of the mercury lamp, and when the captain put his abs on her face, she was completely wooden!
Because she had to go five intersections to the south, the captain pulled down his pants, probably too hard, so that the mercury lamp saw something that shouldn't be seen, she screamed, 'There is a pervert', and gave the captain a shuttle high-pressure feather blade, but was bounced by the captain's abdominal muscles! I never thought that there was such a strong human in the world, and the mercury lamp research habit attacked, and followed us in a hurry, and then slowly became teammates. ”
Zero: "......"