Chapter 311: What is it just to get rid of
"Stop!" In the face of many powder fists, as well as the pair of towering peaks that looked trembling under the tight cotton clothes, Zhang Yang chose to surrender without hesitation, "Okay, cs... CS..., I will, but what platform are you guys on? ”
Hearing this, everyone let him go.
"Hao Fang or penguin, but if you make an appointment at night, you will use the 175 platform." Liu Zixuan walked over and explained while helping Zhang Yang enter the platform, her body was tightly pressed against Zhang Yang, without the slightest scruple when she leaned down, a pair of strong twin peaks were tightly pressed against Zhang Yang's elbows, pressing a little deformed, "They got a server dedicated to preventing cheating." ”
"They got the server?" Zhang Yang frowned.
"Hmm!" Liu Zixuan nodded.
"Great, hehe, if we lose, we'll call them cheating..."Zhang Yang said with a smile.
"It's not funny at all."
"Ahem... Cough... A few minutes to go. Zhang Yang looked at a vacant machine on the side, which happened to be on the stand-alone version of CS, "I'm going to practice first, I haven't played for too long..."
Originally, seeing Zhang Yang sitting down and being very familiar, the hope of a beautiful woman was rekindled, but now when I hear it again, I feel cold, my heart is cold to the bottom, big brother, don't be surprised, okay, our little hearts are fluttering.
Qiao Xi'er, who had always wanted to be a bystander, couldn't stand it anymore, and walked to Zhang Yang's side: "This, Yangzi, or you go aside, I'll take Gao Qi's place first." ”
"Will you fight too?" Zhang Yang glanced at her in surprise. Fox asked suspiciously, I didn't see her running to the fifth floor on weekdays.
"Uh... Played a little bit lately. Joshiel said with some embarrassment, "I know how to use a knife!" ”
"Poof! Sister Qiao, you better let Sister Lulu get on it, she knows how to tell the difference between a flashbang and a grenade. Liu Zixuan cautiously dissuaded on the side.
When Xu Danlu heard this, she glanced at Zhang Yang and hesitated: "I should know a little." But I'm just watching from the sidelines, I just haven't actually done it..."
"Ahem... Cough... That... I think it's more practical to prepare a basin of cold water to wake up Sister Gao Qi directly. ”
"Hey, isn't there still me?" Zhang Yang took a look. No, they were ignored, and their hopes were all pinned on themselves. Why did the great gods ignore it?
"You... You'd better practice your hands. All the beauties said in unison in a sad and indignant tone.
"Open... What kidding, look at me! I'll let you know what the King of Snipers is. Zhang Yang sat down on the vacant position next to him, ready to start practicing his hands to shock their eyeballs, holding the mouse, sliding gently, and a familiar feeling jumped into his mind.
"Well, that's what you want, yes, that's right, it's domineering. There's a taste of who else I am! Zhang Yang sighed, is the former glory about to return? Then he decisively pressed the W key, ready to start rushing "Huh... No bullets, excuse me. How to buy bullets? ”
"How do you cut a gun?"
"Poof!" Although Xu Danlu is a rookie, she understands these things, she struggled for a long time and finally stood up, decisively agreed with Liu Zixuan's idea, and made up her mind, "I'll go and wake up Sister Qi!" ”
"The Beauty Elf team asked us if we were ready. Okay, let's go to the server. Xu Danying, who was in charge of liaison, suddenly muttered.
"Tell them, give us ten more minutes!" Xu Danlu looked at Zhang Yang, who was fiddling with AWP, big brother, why don't you open a scope.
"Oh..."Xu Danying quickly replied to the other party on the keyboard, and immediately turned her head again, and said, "They asked us if we were a bad seed, and they also said that there is no need for a best-of-five system, as long as we can win one game in five games, even if we win, if we don't dare to fight, we can take off our clothes directly." ”
"What? If we win one game in five games, we win? I look down on people so much, I fight with them! "Liu Zixuan is on fire.
Several beauties looked at each other a few times, and finally chose the candidate who was ready to go to war with the other party with a sad and angry look of death.
Captain... Gao Qi, okay, Gao Qi is drunk and sleeping, the deputy captain Liu Zixuan temporarily leads the team, and the members Xu Danying, Xu Dantong, Xichen Jinglan, Xu Danlu and Qiao Xier, forget it, pass, there is one more? Together, they set their eyes on Zhang Yang, who was still practicing, hey, the scope of the sniper rifle will be opened.
Let's make a show! Now I can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
So Zhang Yang, who had not yet practiced his skills, was driven to the shelves, a total of five people, namely Zhang Yang, Liu Zixuan, Xichen Jinglan, Xu Danying, and Xu Dantong on the other side.
There are five people on the other side, and their IDs are the beautiful elf Chenchen, the beautiful elf Yingying, the beautiful elf Lili, the beautiful elf rabbit, and the beautiful elf Sisi; The captain is the beautiful elf Lili, who looks quite professional at first glance, and they are obviously all women.
Zhang Yang has five huā eight doors on their side, what a bully huā, a thorny rose, and a killer god horse, but when they entered the server, everyone changed their ID shyly under Zhang Yang's persecution.
Liu Zixuan changed to JPMN Witch, Xichen Jinglan changed to JPMNHUĀ Fairy, Xu Danying changed to JPMN Elf, Xu Dantong changed to JPMN Angel, flamboyant, JPMN Laozi is a god.
"What more could you ask for!" The captain of the other party, Lili, said on the public channel: "It's still too late. ”
Zixuan, who was the captain of his own team, looked at Zhang Yang and the others, "Do you have any questions?" ”
"Yes!" Zhang Yang raised his hand, "To turn off friendly damage mode!" ”
Zhang Yang once played a 5vs game, and without turning off the friendly damage mode, he actually killed three of his teammates, and since then the Internet café has banned him from participating in 5v5.
Liu Zixuan wordlessly conveyed Zhang Yang's request.
The other party didn't think about it at all, and agreed: "No problem, what about the map?" Which map are you going to choose? ”
Liu Zixuan repeated it, and Zhang Yang raised his hand again: "de_dust2, I've only played this map." ”
The other party did not hesitate and agreed again. And in general CS competitions, dedust2 is also a must, so there's nothing wrong with that.
But Liu Zixuan and the others' faces were a little unbearable, originally it was ugly enough to win one game in five games, even if they won, but now they also let them choose the map and mode, how does this sound as if the other party has been letting their own side, it sounds like they are demoralizing.
But that's not the game yet. The captain of Lili on the other side spoke coldly again, and asked in a voice almost with disdain, "Do you want to choose CT (Counter-Strike) or T (Bandit)?" The choice is yours. ”
Hear the words. Liu Zixuan and the others were stunned, although a few of them were still rookies, but in addition to Zhang Yang. They've all played games.
The other party asked this, obviously not as a rookie who can be cut at will, you must know that in the CS game, in the map of Dedust2, CT's defensive pressure is very high, they have to guard four areas, and T's offensive methods are very many, and in the case of only five people, CT is difficult to take care of.
In the official competition, they all tossed coins to choose T or CT, and they were very arrogant to let Zhang Yang choose them.
"Of course it's T!" Zhang Yang doesn't care what kind of face. Immediately muttered loudly and undisciplinedly.
Liu Zixuan looked at a few people beside her, her face was ugly, but she also had to admit that with the strength of the other party, it was useless for her to choose anything. However, if it is t, it may not be so faceless to lose, and if you win one game in five games, the probability is not low.
"Okay, since you guys choose T, then T. Okay, five rounds, as long as you win any game, even if you win, after the referee comes in later, only the captains of both sides can use the public channel, don't bark cats and dogs. ”
This was obviously aimed at Zhang Yang, because only Zhang Yang couldn't wait to use the public channel to answer Lili's words first.
Zhang Yang was so angry that he smoked and said to Zixuan: "Okay, you remind the other party, don't forget to take off your clothes if you lose later." ”
"You have male players?" Lili suddenly raised her voice slightly, and asked, no wonder she called such a mentally retarded id, Lao Tzu is a god, he is really speechless.
"What's wrong? Do you have a rule that you can't have men? ”
"Humph!" The other party snorted coldly, and then it should be to go offline to talk to QQ.
After a while, the other party spoke, with strong dissatisfaction: "Since you are called the JPMN team, shouldn't you all be the best moldy girls?" ”
"Phew, who told you that JPMN must be the best beauty, don't the best beautiful men also fight like this?" Not to be outdone, Zhang Yang countered, "If you're afraid of taking off your clothes, just say it, don't make so many excuses." ”
"Uhhhh
After a while, that Lili spoke again and said in a cold voice: "Okay, since that's the case, no problem, you have to take it off if you lose, but you are a man, then add some chips." ”
"What chips?"
"After taking off your pants, you shaved off the fur underneath by the way."
"!" Zhang Yang was speechless for a while.
"What? Don't dare? If you don't dare, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy now, strip naked and sing conquest to your aunt and grandmother in the QQ video. The other party sneered arrogantly.
Liu Zixuan and the others were all silent, and there was a solemn atmosphere lingering in the room, and the other party's request was too perverted, although some of them also wanted to see this scene.
Xu Dan on the side showed up towards Zhang Yang and shook her head gently, it was obvious that she didn't want Zhang Yang to suffer this kind of insult.
"Good!" Unexpectedly, Zhang Yang slapped the keyboard and shouted, "A word is a certainty, if you lose, you girls had better keep my promise and strip my clothes naked." ”
"Hmph, you have the ability to win, aunt and grandma."
"How do I know if you're going to cheat?" Zhang Yang's face was full of unhappiness.
"Hmph, I've always been true to my word."
"Words must be used for a fart, anyway, we haven't seen you, if you lose, and then get us five dinosaurs to perform a striptease, I have to vomit dinner." Zhang Yang replied unhappily.
"Fart, how could we be dinosaurs!" The other party was obviously angry too.
"Okay, you're not a dinosaur, so prove it to me."
After the other party hesitated for a while, he said coldly: "Add QQ, we can video." ”……)