NO.1 Little Overlord, Suddenly Returning to His Hometown......

In the rainy Jiangnan, there are a few broken dreams.

In March and April, it happened to catch up with the blooming of rape flowers in the southern countryside. At a glance, in addition to the inky mountains in the distance, there are only patches of dazzling yellow rape flowers.

The small village in the rape flowers is like a landscape picture written by Guan Shanyue, which is as quiet as a photo, and as beautiful as a word. I can hear and see, what I hear is the barking of the earth dogs in this village, and what I see is the long-lasting cyan smoke.

At this time, on the stone bridge by the river, there will always be students who come here to sketch in twos and threes, or snuggle up to each other or whisper and sing. There are also tourists from other places who carry burdens to come to the place where the ancestors of the people in the village lived for freshness, but most of them will not make a loud noise, give birth to No.1 little overlord, and suddenly return to their hometown...... I was afraid of disturbing the peace of this seemingly isolated and quiet mountain village.

But tranquility is called tranquility because it can be broken......

"Get out of the way...... Get out of the way! ”

"The car doesn't have a brake!"

On this day, just after lunch, it was time to eat and wait to fly a kite, when the rugged mountain road outside the village suddenly lit up with such a donkey's voice like a thunderbolt.

The originally quiet scenery suddenly lost that peaceful atmosphere, and it felt like the face of Bean suddenly appeared on a landscape postcard.

Riding a bicycle that rings except for the bell does not ring on the winding mountain road, carrying a canvas bag that is a little old and can still vaguely see the telecom logo, and staring at a pair of cow tendon sole cloth shoes on his feet, the upper of the shoe is open, dirty and stained with yellow mud, which looks like stepping on.

He was dressed ordinary, so ordinary that the migrant worker brothers who went to the city to work were embarrassed to wear it like this, and the style was ...... There is no style, it is clearly the gray standard cloth in the seventies and eighties of the last century, all with raw edges, although there are no patches, but it looks like it has nothing to do with famous brands. But the pants are still neat denim No.1 little overlord, and he suddenly returned to his hometown...... Pants with the BMW logo clearly printed on them.

He howled as he sprinted down the winding road at a gradient of forty-five degrees. Adults and children along the way, looking at this guy from afar, most of them ran away without saying a word.

What are they running for? Report the news! Xiaobawang, the mourning star, is back!

Not to mention, this mud leg doesn't eat gutter oil, doesn't smell car exhaust, the body is good, the first to rush to the village chief's office, is the only postman in the village, people are almost fifty years old, but stunned to run more than 3,000 meters at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, although out of breath, but the ruddy face is not worse than the young man.

"Village Chief......

With a miserable long sound, he slipped his butt onto the tiled floor of the village chief's office, screaming in pain.

The village chief was an old man of almost sixty, wearing reading glasses, and was reading the morning news of the previous week, and when he saw him like this, he quickly stood up and helped him up, complaining: "Urgent...... Urgent...... Urgent...... Hurry up...... What a. ”

"Village...... Village Chief, that little guy is back! The old postman couldn't speak: "I'm back!" ”

"Who...... Who...... Who? The village chief looked surprised: "Who...... Coming back? ”

"There can still be ...... Someone! Stuttering seemed to be contagious, and the old postman followed the village chief, and his speech became inarticulate: "Wild...... Wild ......"

Before he finished speaking, the village chief's eyes suddenly widened at the boss, and he slapped his thigh: "Niang La!" ”

After speaking, the village chief also ran away, and jumped into the village radio station in three steps and two steps. What is surprising is that the village chief, who has always stuttered, suddenly felt like a god at this point, and he actually spoke smoothly.

Immediately afterwards, the loudspeaker in the village sounded chaotically, and then the voice of the village chief came out from inside: "Attention to all the villagers, attention to all the villagers!" The militia captain went to the entrance of the village, stopped the dead guy, and would rather kill the wrong guy than let it go! Still...... Also, those who have a new daughter-in-law, a new daughter, and a new mule and horse at home are all hidden, and they are not allowed to open the door! ”

As he was talking, the baby who was regarded by the whole village as a tiger descending the mountain had already come to the entrance of the village, still shouting "the car has no brake", and his face was still full of energy.

And Tong GuΓ² old village chief shouted, the young and middle-aged militia in the village swarmed at the entrance of the village one by one with sickles, hammers and long bamboo poles, and then just watched a bicycle that was absolutely speeding slowly enlarged in his eyes...... Magnify...... Zoom in again......

As expected, the speeding bicycle without brakes went straight to the front door of the militia captain Xi Liu who was standing at the head without any suspense, and the momentum looked like Cheng Biting Jin's three-plate axe at first glance, and at a closer look it looked like Saddam's guerrillas.

"Ouch! Damn......"

The call of the militia captain woke up all the mountain babies who had never seen such a sound, and they surrounded the young man who had trespassed on the small village.

"Oops, tsk......" The young man didn't have anything to do, the moment he hit Xi Liu, he decisively abandoned the car to protect himself, so now looking at the fine Liu who was covered with mud all over his face, he said happily: "I said there was no brake earlier......"

Xi Liu, who was knocked to the ground, was still aggressive when he began to bring people to block the door, but now when he saw that the main owner had arrived, the whole person became flattering, he quickly stood up and patted his ass indiscriminately: "Third brother......"

"It's still Ah Liu, this is what the third brother sent you." As he spoke, the young man took out a brand-new flip phone from his ragged canvas bag: "The year I left, you said you wanted a BB machine, but I've been looking for it for a long time now, and I don't even have a pager." ”

When he said this, his hands were not idle, and he kept taking out all kinds of gadgets from the bulging bag, which seemed quite novel, and handed them to the surrounding scouts, and said while scattering: "Big grasshopper, the third brother has always bullied you. This mp3 is for you.,Don't you always envy the broken walkman of a dog.,Let's not ask him now.。 ”

The surrounding scouts were grateful to Dade, and they didn't even dare to breathe, and they should do whatever people say. But the things this guy gave are quite popular, although the village is now connected to the Internet, but after all, everyone is still poor, only the village chief's office has a second-hand one. Now at first glance, this mp3, the Swiss Army knife, everyone is happy, and they have long forgotten the words of the village chief in the Western Elysium.

"Third brother, third brother." A group of scouts surrounded the young man and kept asking, "Third brother, is college good?" ”

"It's good, it's good, and the girls in college are even better." The young man nodded vigorously: "Don't listen to your parents, do a fart job, finish school, go out to college, and the girl will go to school casually." ”

As he spoke, several people unconsciously walked to the only integrated school with a junior high school in the village, and the young man named Sange suddenly stopped and asked in a deep voice, "Teacher Mei, ...... she?"

When Xi Liu looked at his expression, his heart suddenly trembled, and then he said tremblingly: "Teacher Mei left early, I heard that he was married...... I saw her picked up in a car that day. ”

The third brother suddenly narrowed his eyes, and then touched a tree next to him with a smile: "It's okay, first love doesn't understand love." Let's go, take me to the village chief. ”

After he left, Xi Liu accidentally saw the place he had just touched in his hand, and there was a line of unclear words engraved on the tree: "Wang Jian will always love Teacher Mei." ”

That's right, this young man who is called the third brother is called Wang Jian. This guy can be called a little bully, and let the men, women and children in the whole village feel numb when they see him, naturally he has a certain reason.

The matter here has to start with the old carpenter in the village......

The old people in the village know that the old carpenter is actually a capable person, and the joinery is famous even in the county seat. But it's good to brag a little bit, saying that his master has served as a bodyguard for Duan Qirui, Sun Yat-sen, and Feng Yuxiang. The ability is very large, can grasp bullets with one hand, and can also kill people with a small pebble. He also said that he also has this ability, but he can't use it for the rest of his life.

Every time he said this, the children who listened to his story would laugh at him and say, "Master Mu, you are so good, why are you still blind?" It's not a lie, is it? ”

Every time he asked like this, the old carpenter would never speak again. However, the old carpenter had a very good temper, and he was very fond of children, and if an adult said so, he would immediately walk away with a blushing face, but when the child asked, he always smiled and said, "Your wooden master's eyes are not blinded, but pecked blind by geese." ”

Of course, children don't know what it is, but some adults do. The old wood's eyes were actually blinded, it was a matter of ten years of turmoil, and the old wood, who had always been honest, was suddenly dragged from the bed to the playground of the town's middle school one day, and he was beaten badly without asking about it, and his eyes were blinded by the belt buckle at that time. It was also heard that the old wood had been betrayed and that he was a lackey of the capitalist counter-revolution. And the person who betrayed him is said to be his great apprentice.

Later, some people said that the old wood was about to be killed, but that day several small jeeps came, followed by many soldiers, and the old wood was saved. After they sent the old wood back to the village with only half a life left, there was a big official who waited behind the door of the old wood's house, and waited for five days, serving tea, water, feeding and washing, and saying something to the old wood every day, but every time the old wood was driven out of the door with a stick.

The big official is gone, but those rebels didn't come to provoke the old wood again, I heard that it was suppressed by the big official, the scene was quite bloody, and the big apprentice who was suspected of betraying the old wood never came back, I heard the well-informed people say, people went to foreign countries to be carpenters, and they went to Huang Tengda, and they didn't care about the old wood anymore. And the well-informed person also said that the big official was actually Lao Mu's second apprentice.

This little third child naturally came here like this.

San'er, that is, Wang Jian, was picked up by Lao Mu from the garbage heap in the town, and he was only two or three years old when he first came, and he couldn't speak well, and he wore a silver collar around his neck. At that time, everyone said that the child was lost, and said that he should be sent to the Public Security Bureau, but Lao Mu 120 insisted that the child was thrown away, saying that the child was born sick and would not live to be seven years old, so the family threw him away.

Everyone doesn't know if he's sick or not, anyway, this guy lived safely past the age of seven, not only did he live past the age of seven, but he also became the little bully in the village. This baby doesn't know which fairy is the fetus, he is a copper skin and iron bone when he is a child, he is not afraid of pain and has never seen him bleed, once he was ** years old and a group of bad boys in the village got into trouble, and was a stick on the head, but this kid didn't realize it, and picked up half a brick to make the thirteen or fourteen-year-old child hide home and cry and shout not to go out.

Later, the old wood was also old, and he only cared about the sun at the door every day. didn't have much effort to take care of the children, and this kid naturally became a tyrant in the village, especially when this kid was sixteen or seventeen years old, he was simply turned upside down. From the West Village to the East Village, the chickens and dogs jumped inside and out, and the adults and children did not see him and were not afraid.

At that time, the village chief said, who can cure this wild boy, he will contribute his own harvest for half a year. Originally, there must be a brave man under the heavy reward, but this reward has not been rewarded for many years. There was a big incident, saying that the bad baby in the next village who was beaten by the wild boy when he was a child and called his mother home, grew up to learn bad outside, and became a ruffian, and drank too much wine during the New Year, and insulted the new daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family in the village.

Originally, there was no evidence for this, and there was no basis for the words. In addition, the **family is also **, and Lao Zhang is a nest man, and finally made the Zhang family's daughter-in-law drink pesticides with hatred.

It stands to reason that when people die, the lights go out, and this matter is over. But who knows, on the day of the funeral of the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, it was just in time for the winter vacation of Wild Boy High School, he is a good person.

It was really a thunderstorm, and he immediately smashed the glass, tables, bottles and jars of the village chief's house anyway, and threw away what he could, and then stood on the roof of the village chief's house and scolded the street for a whole night. Not to mention how lively the scene was, the village chief's sons knelt down and begged him, but he didn't give up, and before leaving, he went to the village chief's house to pee in the rice jar, spit out phlegm, and scolded the waste.

Then, this kid went to the ** house alone, at that time, the ** was drinking wine with a few gangsters at home and talking about how comfortable the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family was, and one was suddenly put to the ground by a scale without paying attention, and the gangsters in that room did not end well, seven or eight people were shaved yin and yang, tied to the feet and hung upside down on the beam, like bacon. And the ** who was in charge was even more unlucky, his mouth full of teeth was broken to the point that only one was left, and he was thrown by the wild boy on the grave of the Zhang family's daughter-in-law, if it wasn't found early, Bacheng would have been buried alive.

The wild boy became famous in a fight, and everyone looked at him like a plague, and the ** has had hysteria since then, and when he saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old guy, he knelt down, kowtowed again and again, and muttered "Grandpa spares his life".

However, the children in the village are different from adults, no matter how big or small, as long as they are not uncles, they all call this wild boy the third brother, and all the good things are eaten by him, and the fun things are played with him.

It wasn't until a female college student came to the village behind that she was able to loosen her ambition, and she followed the girl every day to ask this and that, and then she looked forward to the beauty of the city.

But don't say it, this kid is still smart in the end, just such an ambition, and he actually let him be admitted to college, not only in college, but also in a heavy capital, tuition-free kind.

On the day he left, the village was lit up with firecrackers from dark to dawn and dawn to dark. As soon as he left, not only did the village send away a grandfather, but there were also a few more chickens in the family, and there was a little surplus of eggs in the family.

Not long after he left, the old wood followed. The old man walked, but the kind of walk that never went back, the old man was good, but he had no family, so he raised funds from all over the country to give him a beautiful funeral.

But no one dared to sue sΓΉ about this little overlord, for fear that he would come back and say that he would keep filial piety for three or five years. But when he came back from the summer vacation, he saw that the old wooden spirit seat was all on the table, which was amazing, and he went crazy that night. None of the glass in the whole village can be complete, but all dogs who dare to bark at him are lame, and everyone who twists with him is hospitalized. In the end, it was the female college student Teacher Mei who cured the wild child's madness. The man left the next day, leaving without a word, and this walk was four years.

After four years of comfortable life, the village chief almost forgot about this guy, but he didn't expect it...... He's back today!

The village chief was also blinded by lard, and he later thought that letting those little cubs stop the little overlord was not sending sheep into the tiger's mouth. But before he could chill, the door to his office was suddenly pushed open with a creak.

"Old man, I'm back."

As soon as he heard this, the village chief slid and slipped from his chair to the ground......!!!