Chapter 87: Ah Fu
Xia Man hated so much that she slapped herself a few times in her heart, this time it was really self-defeating, cocooning herself, digging a pit and jumping by herself, smart but being clever and mistaken, a few pairs of eyes staring, but what to do?
Xia Man's dress is too confusing, Luo Xia Mo really thought that she was just a village girl who looked a little more marked, and she was concerned about dealing with the obsessive five elders, and now she came back to her senses, Xia Man's little trick could hide from her, seeing that Luo Qiuzhi wanted to help her, she slapped him away with one hand, and pretended to be surprised: "I think the little sister-in-law has just been injured by the black spirit and fainted, brother, take a silver needle to heal the internal injury of the black spirit, it is best to insert the needle into the armpit Jiquan acupoint, the sole of the foot Yongquan acupoint, the neck Tianrong, the skylight, and the heavenly stump, these acupuncture points can best drain the black spirit!"
Luo Qiuzhi didn't understand her intentions, and said in amazement: "Is she a black spirit?" that lock spirit is unsolv.........able" Luo Xiamo held Xia Man's Xiao Langjun with one hand, and quickly covered his mouth with one hand, and his talking eyes gave him a look: "Go and get the needle, the little sister-in-law will be helpless if it's late!"
Luo Qiuzhi was inexplicable: "I'm going to help Shizu Bufa Field!"
These are the most itchy acupoints in the human body, every time I read it, Xia Man's acupoint will be hairy once, and when I read the Tianmu acupoint under the root of the ear, Xia Man can't help but be choked, and if she continues to hold it like this, if she pretends not to know, and the fake drama is really done, I didn't suffer at that time?
With a horizontal heart, the brute force rushed up: "Count you ruthless, don't you just give him a bath, he has saved my two and a half lives, just take a bath for a pig, after washing and slapping his buttocks, everyone knows everything, who else can follow whom?"
She loves face to death, knowing that people have noticed it, but she doesn't admit it, and if the paper of the fake husband and wife is not pierced, she will not lose!
got up lazily, stretched his waist, patted his buttocks, since he was going to make a scene, he would do a full set, put aside Luo Xia Wei's hand that had just caught her "husband", leaned the dirty husband on his shoulder, and called out sweetly: "Xiao Langjun, let's take a bath." Grabbing his collar with both hands, he ripped off his stained shirt fiercely, and his chest full of dirt was deliberately open towards the end of summer, so frightened that Luo Xiamo turned his head to avoid the smell and covered his eyes to avoid indecentness!
Xia Man "squeaked" and stole fun, look at your delicate appearance, I want to fix me, this is also stinky, Mogu Tree Cave is called stinky!
The mouth is not forgiving: "The noble man let me, look at the little woman waiting for Lang Jun to bathe!"
Luo Xiamo was worried that she was weak and wanted to come over to help, so she also let her drive away arrogantly: "Go and boil water, two hundred catties of fat pigs, I will carry the anvil!"
Watching her carry her pig and flash behind the remnant wall, Luo Xia Mo made her laugh: "Isn't the water boiling?"
Xia Man threw words from behind the remnant wall: "This pig is dirty, poke the pig and pluck the feathers and disembowel, at least three pots of water can make a full set!"
The faint light of the Qi Death Wind Lamp in the Dharma field outside was not enough to make it clear behind the wall. Luo Qiuzhi is very careful, and he doesn't know where to get a wooden bath bucket. In the dim light, Xia Man was really worried, put him on the edge of the bucket, poked him with a finger, and whispered: "Hey, hey, take off your pants and wash yourself if you don't die, this girl doesn't wait!"
As soon as he let go, the lump leaned against the wooden barrel and slid softly to the ground, obviously, even if it was not dead, it was also half-dead, and he quickly helped him up again: "That Xiaoluo must be an ancient god, he was injured by her black spirit, and it is a miracle that he can pick up a life! If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be so half-dead! Forget it, help you wash it well, and it will be regarded as a life-saving kindness!"
As soon as Xia Man's mind was released, he suddenly became more atmospheric, grateful, frank, helped him take off his dirty clothes, soaked them in water, took apart his broom-like hair, and washed them carefully.
picked up the autumn melon fiber used by the farmhouse for washing dishes picked up by Xia Qiuzhi, it was black and black, and he brushed his head fiercely: "Just his appearance, it's disgusting to think about, isn't it the same as the farmer's killing chickens and ducks during the New Year's Festival, squatting by the river to pick up small hair, as for talking about male and female defense." ”
It took three buckets of water to touch the soft skin, the strong smell of men, like a monkey beating in his heart, Xia Man shook his head, and the third time he crossed the water and ended hastily!
In this way, Xia Man became a daughter-in-law in a daze, and served her "husband" to take a mandarin duck bath that would have nightmares in the future. Regarded as having completed the merits, I found another sad thing: I had no clothes! I shook my head and shouted outside: "Sister Xia Mo, find a set of clothes for him!"
Xia Man's ruthlessness made Luo Xia Mo really admire: "This village girl dresses up as a girl, uninhibited, courageous, and definitely not an ordinary family!"
She was telling the truth, Luo Xia Mo was originally kind by nature, but she was angry that she lied to herself, but she liked this stubborn and unyielding little village girl who never admits defeat, and waited to see her dragging that piece of dirt to take a bath, after all, there is a difference between men and women, but I regret it a little.
This bit of naturally didn't make it difficult for Xia Man: "Go to my horse, there's a pannier there, look through it to see if there is one, and find him a shirt at will." ”
After a while, Xia Mo shouted: "Sister, your daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law, there are only a few clothes in the bag, all of them are women's!" Xiao Rui did it for her, and naturally there would be no men's clothes reward: "Just find a more lenient one!"
The clothes are very slippery to the touch, noble silk, it should be a thing in the palace, I can't care so much, I can't let my fake husband go out to meet people naked, I can't say it! So I put it on him indiscriminately and helped him out.
Luo Xia Mo covered his mouth and secretly laughed at her: "Sister, your husband is a big beauty!" Xia Man took advantage of the light to notice that the slender figure, the white ten fingers, and the palace plain spring water green waist makeup, except for the wet hair that was not combed to block the face, the silhouette was clearly a tall beauty.
This figure is also a bit of a handsome guy with potential, even if you know each other, you don't lose face to me, and now I have confidence in my heart, and I blow it again: "I said it earlier, our husband is old and handsome, and he helped him make up ugly in order to escape from the strong man, you don't believe it!"
Luo Xia Mo saw that she was not convinced, and wanted to break it, pointed to the remnant wall where the pannier was placed, placed a few loose clothes, a bunch of gold and silver jewelry, and said with a smile: "Okay, sister, you don't want to pretend anymore, who are you, if you don't want to say it, forget it, I won't ask!"
Xia Man looked at a pile of gold and jewelry, stomped his feet and "hummed", pursed his mouth, and secretly blamed Xiao Rui in his heart, with so many jewels, all the bait was exposed now, and he couldn't break it anymore: "Sister, you have made me miserable, my name is Xiaoman!" At the end of the summer, she came over to help her support her husband: "Okay, you are too good at breaking, and you are a newlywed! Who is he?"
Who is he? The ghost knows, the part of Xiaotan bathing is too embarrassing, I can't say, this person saved me, and it can be regarded as my lucky star, seeing the end of the summer question, he replied casually: "His name is Ah Fu, my servant!"
This answer is obviously not telling the truth, and Luo Xia Mo has said something first, and he will not ask again. In troubled times, secrets are not important to the people, but survival is important.
Over there, the water and land altar has been set up, Luo Qiuzhi Jin Wu stood on the left side of the lantern walker, Luo Xia Mo said to Xia Man: "Master needs my help, you serve your little Langjun first, and then talk to you later!"
The three-pillar fragrance washes the dust of the world, a little dark lamp illuminates the lonely souls and ghosts, the sound of Jin Wu wakes up the nightmare of the laity, and the lotus fragrance curls through the two roads of yin and yang!
The lamp walker is in the void, and the pearl Sanskrit sound accepts the soul.
Fa merits, nothing Xia Man has to do, stretched out his hand to brush Ah Fu's hair, through the faint light, at a glance, Xia Man was stunned, a pair of half-open and half-closed eyes were staring at her as if there was nothing, like Zhang Feizhang, like looking at non-living, like living not alive, like death without death, I don't know if he just opened his eyes, or if he has always been like this, two fingers dangled in his eyes, but his eyes didn't tremble, it was really alive: "Don't scare me, you... Are you alive or dead?"
If a dead man says, "I am a dead man!" it doesn't scare people to death!
Seeing that he was right, and if he let it go, he leaned him against the broken wall: "That big bald old man specializes in collecting lonely souls and wild ghosts, and he is very kind, you eat and drink with him, I'm leaving!"
Oh, my mother, this call is too weird! Xia Man ran away, flew on the horse, and when he looked back, he saw Ah Fu standing up, and muttered: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, follow the ......" swayed and walked over, which scared Xia Man's soul to fly nine days away, and he had to go down the mountain on horseback, how far and how far he ran with a lock of smoke, and he could still take care of saying goodbye to the end of summer!
A water and land puja, it was early in the morning, Luo Xia woke up from the meditation, his heart was worried about Xiaoman, he immediately slipped off the altar, looked around to take care of it, where was there anyone returned, even her little Langjun was gone, thinking that she should not be able to wait, and left first.
It's nothing more than a meeting in Pingshui, but there are also a lot of melancholy, she really likes this tricky and eccentric, and honest little sister, but how many fates in life pass by, and she won't look back. Inevitably standing in the cold autumn at a loss, seeing all the clothes and jewelry abandoned on the broken wall, it can be seen that they are in a hurry.
This pile of clothes and jewelry, enough for ordinary people to have a worry-free life, she actually abandoned it, helped clean it up at the end of summer, and handed it back to her when she was destined again!
After tidying up the remnants of the wall and countertop, she carefully searched for any omissions on the ground, and when she opened the pannier, she was very careful not to let the jewels and valuables fall.
But I accidentally saw an oily paper bag, which was black and filthy, naturally not Xiaoman's thing, the smell made her vomit last night, obviously this oily paper bag belonged to Xiaoman's fake husband, it should have fallen when Xiaoman deliberately tore open the fake husband's chest and disgusted himself.
Anyway, it was all the two of them, so he took out the knife on his waist and put it on the broken wall, and gently cut through the dirty oiled paper.
There is nothing in it, a string of tooth bracelets, a piece of blue jade pendant, and a small crystal flower, the jade pendant is very familiar, quickly pick it up and take a look, its shape is like gall, the front of the ancient Xuanwen "demon", the back of the ancient Xuanwen "ruins".
"Lonely Mountain Jade Jade, this is my jade pendant!"
My heart suddenly felt as if I had been pulled out by a heart eater, and I screamed "ah"!