"The sun is on your ass, quick, get up and have a meeting-"

As soon as it was dawn, my ears were tingling, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a red face smiling at me in front of my eyes, and her long eyelashes fluttering, definitely smiling maliciously.

"Ahh A chill rose from the back of the backbone, immediately penetrated into the meridians of my body, I sat up suddenly, quickly lifted the quilt to take a look, found that my autumn clothes and pants were neat, there was no trace of being humiliated at all, I couldn't help but sigh in disappointment, why didn't any girl take advantage of my sleep and directly do me? I will definitely accept it, swallow my anger, and never call the police!

When I struggled to get up from the bed, I actually found that Lin Hao and Han Fei'er were sitting upright in the bedroom, and the old liar also unexpectedly got up early, lit a white sand, got up a cigarette, and raced the living immortals.

"What's the meeting?" Sun Jade Rabbit was led by the little nurse and asked while struggling.

"Some time ago, the staff was uneven," the old liar spat out a smoke ring, "Today, while everyone is here, we will have a meeting!" Ao Xiaogui, Luo Yongqing, hurry up and get up, otherwise, the family law of the Divine Management Bureau will serve! ”

I muttered in my heart, the family law is waiting for a yarn, and I, the director, don't know what family law the Divine Control Bureau has, but looking at the old liar's serious appearance, I suddenly remembered that what I discussed with the old liar yesterday did say that I would have a meeting today.

"The second enlarged plenary meeting of the Divine Administration Bureau begins now," the old liar coughed lightly, "The participants are all the leaders of the Divine Management Bureau, special guests Han Fei'er and Shangguan Xian'er, and the object of care, Sun Jade Rabbit. Next, first of all, I would like to invite the director of ** to speak, and everyone applauds-"

After a few applause, I was dumbfounded, I didn't know which one the old liar was singing, and the director spoke, so I could only flicker two sentences first, "This, well, the autumn is crisp, the flowers are vibrant, and it's a good time of the year - everyone did a good job some time ago, I hope everyone will make persistent efforts, it's over!" ”

After this speech, everyone leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and the applause was much warmer than just now.

"Quiet—" The old liar knocked on the table, "I will now announce the theme of today's meeting, which is related to the sustainable development strategy of the Divine Authority, and the life and death of the Divine Authority......"

I saw that everyone was absent-minded, and slapped the table directly, and everyone was a little more serious, so I heard the old liar continue: "...... That is to make money, and everyone should know that at present, our Divine Administration is in a serious financial crisis! Look, what am I smoking? White sands! What did I smoke before? Soft China, Yellow Crane Tower 1916, such a big gap, if you don't pay attention to it, there will be big problems! ”

Everyone was stunned, but they didn't expect the old liar to say that it was actually this problem that was not a problem in the first place.

But it's right to think about it, it turns out that our Divine Administration Bureau is not short of money, and when we go out, we drive luxury cars and take first-class flights, eat abalone and seafood, and wear international famous brands. But now Han Fei'er and the little nurse have been kicked out of Hanhai Zhao's house, basically out of the house, and they haven't even brought out a single piece of clothing on their bodies, and now they are just ordinary salarymen.

The Ning family is rich, although Lin Hao's parents feel sorry for their daughter, but Lin Hao has announced that he will break with the Ning family, and his parents are forced by family pressure to watch their daughter suffer poor, and they dare not give a penny.

Luo Yongqing's father's company is on the verge of bankruptcy, and the dog master took his car and private money to help Lao Luo, and now his pocket is as clean as if it has just been washed, and he doesn't even dare to soak in it recently.

Yesterday, the old liar came to me to discuss, and this calculation only found out that the original major economic resources were cut off, and the Divine Administration Bureau is really poor now, and now the living expenses of the brothers are supported by the salaries of Lin Hao, Han Fei'er, and the little nurse. There is a legitimate reason for the old liar to eat his apprentice, but a few of our big men are raised by their sisters, and they all blush when they say it!

In fact, it stands to reason that I, the old liar, Ao Xiaogui, and Luo Yongqing can now open the valley, and it doesn't matter if they eat or not, but didn't Commander-in-Chief Zhu, who picked pumpkins, say, "It's easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's difficult to go from luxury to thrift", the brothers are all first-class foodies, and the old liar has just smoked soft China for hundreds of years, and now he is suddenly poor again, and this gap will not be acceptable for a while!

Besides, there is a cost to go out to catch the reincarnated immortals, the fare, the air ticket, the mobile phone fee, isn't it all money? The combined salaries of the three of them are not enough for a few of us to squander!

"Mao Taizu said, if you are poor, you will think about change, change will make sense, and it will not hurt if you are general," I thought about it and said, "Therefore, the theme of today's meeting is to brainstorm and see if there is any way to make money!" ”

"What kind of big deal do I have," Ao Xiaoguiyun waved his hand lightly, "I just picked a few antiques from my mirage shell and sold them, it's enough for the Divine Control Bureau to eat for ten lifetimes!" ”

"No-" I said categorically, "this is not good, it is not the style of our Divine Administration to make a living, and it is a shame to say it!" Besides, this mirage shell was passed on to you by the old dragon king, if you sell all the belongings inside, what face will you have to see the old dragon king in the future? I, the director, are panicking! ”

"That'...... So what to do? "Ao Xiaogui is also dumbfounded, the dignified Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, when did he worry about money?

"If you want me to say, if you don't know it, let's open a nightclub, bathing center or something," Luo Yongqing smiled lewdly, "and then find some girls to come over and do service!" Rest assured, in the name of my Luo Gongzi's major festivals in Hanjiang City, as long as a phone call, more than a dozen moms will come to join with the top red card lady, and you will make a lot of money! I've thought of the name, it's called 'Nine Converter Ding Club', how about it, a tall name, right? ”

My eyes lit up, as if I saw a large number of beautiful girls, all of them were hot, curvy, all wearing low-cut miniskirts, low-cut and low to the armpits, slits high to the root of the thighs, all exposed hot deep groove white legs, lined up in a long row and bowed to me, "Gao is always good-", looking at a milk wave rolling, wine pond meat forest. Then I sat on the large sofa, sat on my lap, put one in my left hand, gently shook a glass of Lafite, and waved my right hand, "Girls, change into work clothes, open for business-", and then one by one the fancy nurse uniforms, flight attendant uniforms, soldier uniforms, police uniforms, sexy little Lei Lei, and bikinis writhed in front of me......

"Boom-"

Little Pepper Lin Hazy stood up suddenly, and kicked Luo Yongqing away with a flying kick, "Luo Tiangu, you don't want to live anymore, do you?" ”

Luo Yongqing got up from the ground stupidly and smiled at Lin Hao, "Teacher Lin, don't, aren't I throwing bricks and attracting jade?" Besides, if you don't know it, I am familiar with this business, plus there is a cover of Officer Han, this business is a sure profit! ”

Lin Hao was about to kick people again, Luo Yongqing quickly shut up, and turned his eyes to me and Ao Xiaogui for help, knowing that everyone is a good person, and I hope we can give him a little support.

Who can mess with Pepper? Ao Xiaogui and I glanced at each other, restrained our expectant gaze, replaced it with justice and morality, and shook our heads at Luo Yongqing with a serious expression, "Anything that violates the law and discipline, we can't do it in the Divine Management Bureau!" ”

"Do you want me to cover you and open a prostitution den?" Han Fei'er was angry and funny, "I was the first to lead the team to serve you!" ”

"Why don't you go to a clothing store?" The little nurse rubbed the long ears of the sun jade rabbit and said, "When I was a child, I first wanted to be a nurse, and the second wanted to open a clothing store, I will wear all the beautiful clothes first, well, depending on the mood to do business, look better than me and don't sell, don't sell if you have a better body than me, and don't sell what doesn't look pleasing to the eye!" ”

"......" The crowd was collectively speechless.

"Open a restaurant-" Sun Jade Rabbit raised his head with difficulty, and shouted at the top of his voice, "You are stupid, you have unique conditions for opening a restaurant......"