No.673 A flying banana

The sky is blue and cold, the sun is warm and the air is good. Hugs are fat and stupid as always, and the grass is comfortable.

Wang Jian can't remember the last time he basked in the sun like this, and it seems that he has been away for a long time.

Sitting next to her was a daughter-in-law who was eating with a bowl, chatting about the future education of her children, sometimes disagreeing, but they could be resolved quickly.

Liang Huanhuan, who was not far away, was bragging to Dawei, who was teasing and hugging, saying that he was immortal, Dawei would be skeptical, and Xiaojin was sitting aside as a narrator.

A qiΔ“ and a qiΔ“ seem to have returned to the beginning, this kind of life has really not appeared for a long, long time, and those intrigues and deceit seem to have left far, far away at this moment.

"Hugs, come here."

Natural two hugged and raised the leftover chicken leg bones in his hand, and then hugged like a ** husky rushed to her side, took the bone with a stupid look and used its amazing bite force to bite the bone in two bites, and squinted at Natural Two laughing.

This one hundred and forty pounds of huge plain wolf seems to be like a wolf only when eating, and other times it completely forgets that it is a wolf, but it has never forgotten the owner of the natural two, and Wang Jian, who often bullies it next to her.

"My sister must have gone shopping secretly again, she's been almost seven months, and she's still running around, it's really worrying." The natural second hand held his cheeks: "By the way, Ah Gou will also add a new ding over there, right?" I remember that Mengning was bigger than my sister's belly. I'm so envious of ......."

Wang Jian took a sip of sixteen yuan a pack of jasmine tea: "After drinking so much tea, I still think this taste is the most positive." ”

"Hey! Have you ever been listening to someone? The natural two coquettishly said: "You ignore me! ”

"Nothing." Wang Jian stretched out his hand and pinched her face: "What's there to worry about, Shanova accompanied her, the two of them have a common language." ”

"yes, yes, they have similar experiences. But I'll tell you, Shanova might be gone, she's been a little weird lately. Tianji was already holding his cheeks and looking at the hug running crazy on the grass: "It may be that her self-esteem can't accept such a big gap." ”

"She can do whatever she wants, and I respect anyone's choice." Wang Jian raised his head and looked at the sky: "It's been a long time since I've been so comfortable, I'll abdicate tonight, I'm thinking about what punishment I will have." ”

"Five hundred rods, cut off the meridians." Tiantian Er squinted at Wang Jian: "Anyway, I won't agree, it's a big deal, just like Wuwu said, let's just play tricks." ”

Wang Jian looked at Tiantian Er and smiled: "You have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand firm." I often say that an adult has to bear the consequences of what he does, and everything else is easy to say, this can't be tricked, at least he has to set a good example for our children, otherwise she will know that her father is a soft egg in the future, which will make me unable to pass in the future? ”

As he was talking, Liang Huanhuan dragged Dawei from a distance in a huff, and pointed at Wang Jian and shouted at Dawei: "I don't believe you asked him!" I say I'm immortal! ”

Looking at Liang Huanhuan, who used this as a capital to show off, Wang Jian really didn't know what to say. But think about it, after all, Liang Huanhuan is a post-90s girl, and she has always been eager to become strong. After suddenly knowing that I have become very strong and can live forever, I will inevitably feel inexplicable excitement. And Wang Jian ...... I probably just hope that Huanhuan won't blame him in a few years, more than ten years, or decades.

"Immortality...... "I think this is a kind of punishment, it's like an endless hell, wandering endlessly in the world, and no one can accompany you through the whole journey." ”

"I'll talk about that later, I think I'm very good now." Liang Huanhuan's heartlessness has reached a certain level, she patted her chest and said: "I feel very handsome when I think about it, I will become that kind of elusive woman in the future, it's great!" ”

And Dawei glanced at her: "Is it true, the more I listen, the more unreliable I feel, I don't see how you have the characteristics of immortality." ”

"Then you wait, when your son grows up, my sister will hook up with him, and then dump him again. you off. Liang Huanhuan crossed his waist and laughed: "You come to beat me." ”

"Sick...... You must be sick. ”

Wang Jian smiled and waved his hand, and then pointed to the scenery in the distance like a splashed ink landscape: "When I was young, I liked to sit here, fly kites here in the chΕ«n days and sleep here in the summer, you city kids don't have this treatment from me, you only have KFC." ”

His words quieted everyone, including Liang Huanhuan, who had ADHD, and sat quietly under the tree and looked into the distance in a daze.

"How many people are there today?" Wang Jian turned his head and asked Dawei in a low voice, as if he couldn't bear to disturb this moment of peace: "Why are you here anyway?" ”

"Isn't that nonsense? I'm your buddy and brother-in-law, don't I come to talk like that. Dawei took out a small notebook: "I took a look, and there are about 2,400 people registered in the case." This time it should be a real mobilization, and it seems that there are less than a thousand people last time I got with the Gate of Heaven. This time, they were able to be blinded, including Shanova, a total of forty-seven people from the Gate of Heaven had come, but they were all high-level. Not to mention a dog, even Yueyue's top boss, the old pervert who has been in charge of the CIA for 27 years, has come over. I say...... Is that rumored Freemasonry out there to be your illegal organization, do you know how terrible these people are? ”

Wang Jian pouted: "What is Freemasonry?" ”

"Oh, you mean that?" Natural two took out a badge from his pocket, with a pyramid and an eye on it: "Actually, no, Freemasonry is actually strictly the Human Development and Reform Committee, and it is in two different directions from us." ”

"I'll ...... You're really involved in everything. Dawei sighed: "By the way, I received a message just now, Ah Ling and they arrived, and I asked them to come here." ”

Wang Jian let out a long breath: "I don't even know how to face them." ”

"If there is anything to face or not, whoever is put will do it." Tianer pursed his lips disdainfully: "Huanhuan was about to die at that time, and if you don't save her, you will regret it for the rest of your life." And watching Huanhuan die because of these external objects is not the style of my father-in-law. ”

"Well, that's a good sound, one more time." Wang Jian smirked.

"Minister-to-Minister, Public-Minister......"

"Enough! You pair of jiān husbands and yΓ­n women! They don't think I'm anything! Xiao Jin roared on the side: "It's too much! ”

And as he was talking, he saw Ah Ling and Wu Wu coming over from afar, the two of them were like camping, Wu Wu carried the grill and survival bag, Ah Ling carried all kinds of food in large bags and small bags, and there was a head ring made of dog tail straw hanging on her head, and her mouth was dyed purple and purple because of what strange berries she ate.

"I mean, what the hell are you two here for?" Dawei stood aside and looked at the dirty and carefree who kept spitting: "What are you eating?" ”

Carefree and pitifully spit out Zisè's tongue, and said vaguely: "It's a strange thing......"

"The fruit is used to dye cloth on our side." Lao Wang smiled strangely: "I also ate it when I was a child, it was bitter and astringent, and it was numb." ”

Ah Ling kept wiping her tongue with a napkin, and looked at Liang Huanhuan back and forth: "Private brother......"

"Stick your tongue straight and speak!" Dawei took out a bottle of mineral water that he had just opened and had not yet drunk from his pocket: "Take it, take it." ”

After the two of them rinsed their mouths, they were considered normal, and then Ah Ling pointed at Liang Huanhuan and said, "This man's wife is immortal now, right?" ”

"Little flat chest, who do you say is a man's wife?"

"Who else is a man's wife besides you? And when it comes to flat chests, I still have development, do you have them? Do you have one? Is there any? "Ah Ling and Liang Huanhuan seem to be in a cross-character conflict, they have not stopped since the day they met, as long as they meet, they will definitely quarrel, and they will not quarrel every time.

After speaking, Ah Ling looked at Wang Jianjiao with a look of pity and said, "Senior brother...... What's the point of you saving a man's wife with such precious medicine, and you can't eat it and can't use it. ”

And Wu Wu is a more mature and stable big girl, although she is naturally charming, but her xΓ¬ng character is actually very good, she belongs to the gentle type of soft girl, she stepped forward to stop Ah Ling, and asked her to stop arguing with Liang Huanhuan, and then she said to herself: "Senior brother, have you come over with your vitality?" ”

Wang Jian shook his head silently and smiled dryly: "You think it's a cold and fever, don't think about recovering in a few months." ”

"That's it......" Carefree frowned: "Then what are you going to do?" ”

"What else can I do?" Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Ah Ling: "Give her the position of head first, and then I should be punished and punished, I should be exiled and exiled, what else can I do?" ”

When Ah Ling heard this, she was excited, and then said with a sad face: "I'm just a high school student, I don't want to be the head!" I'm going to fall in love, I'm chasing a handsome guy in the basketball club, you let me be the head, how can I have time to fall in love...... I don't want ...... I don't want it! You can't torture my green chΕ«n. ”

"Can't you learn from your worry-free sister? Everyone has graduated from college and hasn't fallen in love yet. Tianren Er educated Ah Ling in the tone of a big sister: "How can you fall in love at such a young age." ”

Carefree suddenly blushed and coughed: "What's that...... I have a boyfriend too...... But I'm not qualified to be the head of the house, so it's normal to have a boyfriend, right? ”

"Ah, Sister Sanssouci, you have a boyfriend! It's too much, don't tell me! Ah Ling tugged on her worry-free sleeves excitedly: "Is it the handsome guy who can play the violin last time?" ”

Carefree nodded a little shyly, and said weakly: "Well......"

"So handsome! He's really handsome!! ”

"Hey, you've got enough. The two of you are not here to discuss falling in love. Dawei said with a smile on the side: "And I'm not handsome?" I'll also be good at the violin. ”

"You're Sister Yue's." Ah Ling was reminded by Dawei and also thought of the purpose of her visit this time, and put the things in her hand on the ground: "Come on, come on, barbecue!" ”

Watch her and Carefree happily get the barbecue grill ready, and then take out what flesh and bones, chicken wings, chicken thighs, and steak......

But as soon as he took out the leg of mutton, the hug suddenly rushed up with lightning speed, licked up and down a few bites along the leg of mutton very obscenely, and then squatted on the ground proudly and smirked at the people around him......

β€œcāo!”

"I cāo......"

A series of tone particles popped out of the mouths of Worry-free, Ah Ling, and Xiao Jin. These guys are all human beings, where did they ever think that they would capsize in the yΔ«n ditch of hugging, and they stared at it for a while but couldn't do anything.

Hug, on the other hand, looked at the leg of lamb with a sincere face, signaling that it was just licking...... Just lick and lick...... Absolutely no ......

But...... Things that have been licked by dogs, to be honest, really few people can eat them, after all, no matter how clean you are, you can't brush your teeth every day.

"Hunting geese all year round, today I was blinded by geese pecking......" Xiao Jin regretfully picked up the leg of mutton and threw it to hug: "Damn, I was actually given yΔ«n by a dog." ”

And when the hug saw the leg of mutton being thrown in front of it, it would actually pat it with its paws, and then ask with its eyes, "Do you eat for the hair?"

"This fucking fucking jΔ«ng." Dawei touched his nose: "Awesome! You can eat whatever you want, whatever you want. ”

Hug is obviously able to understand human words, after it heard Dawei's words, it screamed a few times, happily picked up the leg of mutton and hid to the side and began to gnaw, seeing Xiaojin They complained.

And Wang Jian and Tianran Er have been watching them from the side, their eyes are full of smiles, if Xiao Yiwen and Ah Ying hadn't gone to watch the shadow puppet show, it would have been more lively today.

At least Wang Jian feels that it is more comfortable to be able to play with this heartless guy than to sit on a mountain of gold and silver, after experiencing so many messy things, in Wang Jian's heart, there is probably no more down-to-earth and more secure than now.

As for the punishment that is coming in the evening...... Come on, what's the matter, to put it bluntly, isn't it fame and fortune, anyway, dying is a life, and things are far from the worst.

"Now it's up to the mud bodhisattva and dad to see the situation." Tian Er snuggled up to Wang Jian and looked at the people who were busy not far away: "I think, this time there will be no danger." ”

Wang Jian patted Tianren's hand lightly: "Don't worry, it's nothing." I don't dare to play with my life now, I don't want my child to be without a father as soon as he comes out. ”

"Oh, you're about to become a father." Tianren Er closed his eyes and muttered to himself: "I still remember the first time I saw you, you were stupid at that time, two and dirt, no wonder you called Wang Jian." Still staring at me like a wolf. ”

Wang Jian touched his head: "I just think you are like a ...... acting in a hairy film"

"Die!" Naturally, he stretched out his hand and pinched Wang Jian's face: "Say it again!" Again! (To be continued.) )