The monkey sighed helplessly, and after pouring a mouthful of Erguotou, his mood regained his previous suddenness.

Recalling that when he was leaving, he witnessed a person who was said to be wearing a fake name tag that was said to be wearing a body, and went in and called four girls to play in vain, but was blasted out by the little sisters, and the end can be said to be extremely miserable. He remembered that the guy was rubbing himself beside him

And when it passed, he didn't even dare to look at him, probably because he felt too embarrassed, and he couldn't raise his head in front of people.

Thinking that there were these people in the world who were even worse than himself, the balance in the monkey's heart suddenly balanced again. Come to think of it, there are all kinds of people in this society, and there are many people like yourself. Besides, compared to the person just now, his life seems to be good, so why bother asking for so much extravagance? There is wine today and drunk today, and the most important thing is to live happily in life.

After thinking about this, the monkey's mood suddenly improved a lot. Then he burped again, hummed and chirped and sang eighteen touches, and staggered forward.

At this time, it was the middle of the night, the moonlight was deep, and the shadows of the monkeys shining on the ground were flickering, and it seemed extremely lonely in this empty alley. A gust of cold wind blew on his face, making him tremble for no reason. Suddenly, the monkey's urinating instinct struck, and in a daze, he turned sideways and stood facing the wall, ready to come comfortably.

Shhhhh

Under the excitement, my brain felt much clearer.

It's just that when he turned around, half-squinted his eyes, and wanted to continue walking along the road ahead, a towering and upright figure suddenly appeared in front of his sight, which happened to stand in the middle of the narrow dilapidated alley, blocking his way.

At first glance, the monkey suddenly shuddered and thought he had seen a ghost. This person seems to be like a demon god, exuding a shocking majesty from the inside out, as well as an innate awe-inspiring magnetic field, which makes people feel fear in their hearts.

The monkey shook his head, patted his head, and suddenly came back to his senses, and after confirming that this was not an illusion, he rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, and finally saw clearly the guy who was dressed very strangely four or five meters in front of him.

The moonlight and silver light poured on him, and he saw a skull mask with blue faces and fangs, which looked extremely terrifying against the silver light. The two cold rays of light were refracted coldly through the mask, as if they could penetrate a sharp blade, and the sharpness was irresistible. A wide dark black cloak, which hung down to the ground with a faint and tall figure, made him look like a dark death who had just woken up from hell and descended from hell.

It can be said that its dark and cold cold aura seeps deep into the darkness, as if the two are one and the same. Inadvertently, it exudes a depressing cold and violent aura, and people who are a little more sober will instinctively tremble faintly from their souls when they see this scene. His long shadow dragged out to cover most of the alley, and he stood still without saying a word, as if he was deliberately blocking the way.

The monkey slapped his face again in disbelief and looked forward, feeling furious in his heart. It stands to reason that in the middle of the night, when I see a guy dressed like a demon in a magic movie, most of the reactions of normal people are creepy and weak. What's more, I'm afraid that I can't even stand on my feet, and I have already fled with shouts. But at this time, the monkey still carried a wine bottle with an indifferent expression, and when his steps swayed, he became relaxed.

G towel e concave? Aha, the monkey was surprised and secretly praised inexplicably, but I didn't expect this guy in front of him to learn a little bit. Monkeys are no strangers to MQ calls. Although he never plays any games, he always finds a way to evade the ticket and have fun every year.

And for no other reason, those delicious-looking girls are dressed up more cooler than the other, which is very eye-catching. The key is that he often takes advantage of group photos, games and the like, pretending to eat tofu inadvertently, rubbing oil and the like. In the same way, he will also find a way to participate in some activities such as auto shows, even if he can't touch it, he can still take care of his eyes.

The monkey half-narrowed his eyes again, burping and looking at the inexplicable man. There are strange things every year, but today is a special one. I didn't expect to meet the boy m Grim Reaper in the middle of the night, the demon king, pretending to be a ghost and blocking in the middle of the alley, just full of food and nothing to do.

He glanced at it disdainfully and knew that that the kind of fierce and vicious mask was sold at the stall of the City God Temple, and some of them looked even uglier and more terrifying than this, and there was a similar one in the hut he rented. And I'm usually idle and bored, and I will wear it to scare the little sister and eldest sister who pass by, so I think I can see through the other party at a glance.

The monkey felt ridiculous, but this thing seemed to be very dedicated, dressed up nakedly, and looked very imposing, but it took so long in the middle of the night, dressed so professionally, and only dared to wander in the small alley where no one haunted. It can be seen that this thing should be an otaku, and it is quite autistic, and the otaku mouth with low self-esteem is otherwise dressed up and running to a prosperous area such as the Bund, which is guaranteed to cause bursts of exclamations. Thinking of this, the monkey's eyes showed a hint of sympathy, and he sighed heavily and said, "You shouldn't be here." ”

When the demon king Caesar heard this, his pupils shrank slightly, and his dark eyes looked at him coldly through the mask, without a trace of emotion. He knew that KMG must have recognized who he was, because his dress, but his signature dress, and as the top two mercenaries at the same time, Caesar didn't believe that UU hadn't paid attention to him.

"We're finally meeting, ug, and at this moment, I have mixed feelings." Caesar's hoarse and deep voice greeted him in his native Italian, and there was no arrogance in his eyes, but a faint glance at K. His people have helped him collect a lot of information about KLU, and in the face of a man who can also stand at the top, as the demon king Caesar Laiyan, a greeting is to respect the opponent, but his heart is a little disgusted with UU's eyes full of pity and sympathy, and he endured the slight anger in his heart, K toilet, are you humiliating me with pity? One

The monkey was stunned, and what did he say? Could it be that the Martian language was invented? Hell Grim Reaper? Listen to those otaku say, what other elfish language, Klingon or something. Could it be that this guy doesn't even know how to speak? It's too professional. Unfortunately, as we all know, the more professional a player is, the more likely he is to be unwilling to touch the dead house of society.

is also a fallen person at the end of the world, sympathize with this guy, give him some encouragement and appreciation. Thinking of this, the monkey gave him a thumbs up, nodded and smiled slightly.

When Caesar saw this, he also nodded slightly. Secretly praise U Au is worthy of being a man who can step on the peak, and his bearing is like that. Open-minded and can also give himself a thumbs up, obviously agreeing with each other's strength, thinking that everyone is the same level of characters, which makes Caesar also add some good impression to him, and at the same time thinks that U Au is his biggest rival in life.

It's hard to imagine if Caesar knew that the opponent standing in front of him at this moment was a monkey, not a real kha. And this action just now is actually praising his professionalism of c-shouting e-shouting, and I'm afraid that it will be directly punched into his mouth

"UU, they all say that you are the king of mercenaries, and you are tied with me for the top ten mercenaries." Caesar, the Demon King, was speaking in English this time, his voice low and hoarse, as if it had some metallic texture. There was a hint of provocation and mutual admiration in the context: "But I think there can only be one true king of mercenaries in this world." ”

Belch? It's good to have a good time with professionalism, what kind of Martian language?

"Please speak Mandarin, than? This is Huaxia Country, if you don't know, go and study for two years and come back. The monkey poured a mouthful of the second pot and plucked out his ears impatiently. is obviously a dead otaku who doesn't even dare to show off on the Bund, but he still has to show off those foreign languages to himself. And the monkey, except for some oh yes, oh buy karma, and some simple words, is the most unaccustomed to this kind of person who shows off his foreign language.

The monkey shook his head, his eyes stared at this dead otaku with some sharp eyes, and the person in front of him pretended to be forced with himself again and again, making him really a little angry, tossing for most of the night and being blocked by a m fan, the mud bodhisattva has three points of anger, do you think our monkey master is a vegetarian? provoked the monkey master, and directly used the wine bottle to wake you up.

Caesar stared at the monkey with a stern expression, and his powerful momentum covered him overwhelmingly. Dare to use such an impulsive tone to shout with yourself, this is the only person in the world. At this moment, he felt his blood boiling all at once, his bones rattled, and his muscles instantly tensed like a fierce beast that could bite its prey at any time. But seeing that the current environment is not suitable for a fight, I resisted the bloodthirsty impulse and did not break out.

The aura of countless killings in the past ten years is enough to make anyone who has been on the battlefield feel a sense of impending catastrophe and can't help but tremble on the ground. You must know that he is the demon king Caesar, that is a name that can be heard by insiders, and he has the urge to pee his pants directly, even if the other party is UU, he can't humiliate himself so much. mouth

The wine was so strong that the monkey just felt a cold chill coming out of his back, and muttered to himself that the weather was starting to turn cold, but he poured a sip of wine indifferently. Since you, a dead otaku, dare to stare at Lao Tzu with your eyes, is it possible that your monkey master will still be afraid of you as a dead otaku?

In the face of the killing intent of the demon king Caesar, the monkey is simply an ignorant and fearless, drinking wine in a chic and calm manner, with a breeze blowing on the hills, and he is forced to be calm and leisurely.

After a while, the Demon King Caesar saw that Klu didn't react at all, and he didn't show the slightest murderous aura. This made Caesar not only surprised, but also attached a little more importance to U concave.

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