"What show?" Zhang Yang couldn't help but be a little curious, with Liu Zixuan and Gao Qi here, there will be a lot of people who are mostly lying on this show.

"What's so fun about this?" Zhang Yang yawned and stretched, this is all antique, of course, Zhang Yang vaguely knows that CS.GO is Valve's newly released CS global offensive in 2012.

In other words, since Gao Qi and Liu Zixuan moved in, it didn't take long to get a small Internet café on the fifth floor, all high-configuration computers, a full twelve, lined up, if you don't go shopping after work, Liu Zixuan, Gao Qi, Tian Tian immediately went straight to the small Internet café to kill the game, there are CF, DOTA, WOW, CS, legendary world, fighting landlords, etc., it can be said that it is varied and messy.

Zhang Yang has never seen someone who plays games and plays so messily, it is even more omnivorous than omnivores.

But then again, in terms of playing games, Liu Zixuan and Gao Qi are definitely masters, Tian Tian is half a bucket of water, and then I don't know what happened, Jenny Li and Xichen Jinglan actually joined, and then Xu Danlu, Qiao Xier, and sometimes Ye Xiaoru even came over to join in.

Later, even Xu Danying and Xu Dantong, two sisters, sometimes can't help but run to join in the fun, the whole has become their exclusive Internet café, sometimes the heating is turned on, and a group of beauties are locked in the house, and they are naked and shouting inside, especially Gao Qi, as soon as she roared, the fierce wind swept the audience.

"Wow, the old lady wants to hang, hurry up. Replenish the blood..."

"Nima, the old lady is going to be forked to death..."

"It's over, it's over, he actually stabbed me to death with a knife."

"He killed him again, damn, Yingying, Yingying. Immediately hacked his computer, dare to kill me, my mother let you lose all your equipment. ”

Later. These beauties simply formed a team called "JPMN", burning and looting everywhere, killing people and setting fires. Do all kinds of evil, everywhere they go, the people on the server are all terrified when they encounter them, they can beat them, they will abuse people, and those who can't beat people will be black computers, it can be said that it is not an exaggeration to describe them with notoriety.

And the strange thing is that they don't focus on one game, but play Dota on a whim today, and go to WOW tomorrow. Sometimes when the eldest aunt comes, she simply plays CS, and when she is quiet, she obediently fights the landlord and changes positions with one shot. But overall, they are the best at violent games of fighting and killing.

And tonight, they're going to play CS? What are you guys making a fuss about? Zhang Yang was speechless for a while, what kind of person can do it on the first day of the Lunar New Year?

Although you don't have to worship or anything in the villa like the folks, you don't have to sleep lazy during the day on the first day of the New Year, right? What's more, they seem to have to drink and sing K.

Seeing Zhang Yang's uninterested appearance, Xu Danlu hurriedly said, "Of course it's fun." The stakes are big tonight, aren't we going around challenging people, and today we're in trouble, and a team called the American Elves is going to challenge us. ”

"Just ignore them, and challenge if you love challenges."

"That can't be said, they are desperately slandering us on the Internet, saying that we are a team of "chrysanthemum moldy men", and throwing sewage on us everywhere. ”

"What do you call a chrysanthemum moldy man? Aren't you called the best beauty group? Zhang Yang's face was full of black lines.

"People say that JP means Chrysanthemum Country, MN is the unlucky man, it doesn't matter, it's just that their team is very popular and has a lot of fans, so now we are full of negative news."

"Splashing your sewage, won't you let Yingying kill without mercy?" Zhang Yang was a little speechless, with the crazy energy of Liu Zixuan and Gao Qi, they challenged those masters of the game everywhere, and it was strange that people didn't trouble them.

"It's to let Yingying hack people's homes, but the other party is actually a master, and he will recover quickly, and he also has our IP address, fortunately, I didn't find any evidence of our black network, and they have a lot of people, and there are many fans, and they have been banned hundreds of thousands, and there are thousands of people who spread tens of thousands of people, how do you fix it?"

Xu Danlu looked at Zhang Yang and continued, "The other party said that we want us to have a real fight with them, no cheating, 5vs5, five games, lose and strip naked, sing conquest in the video, otherwise, we will announce our IP and ask people to search for us." ”

"Poof!" Zhang Yang almost squirted a mouthful of old blood, "So ruthless? Who is the other party, even a master like Yingying can't hack him? ”

"Didn't I tell you just now, the beautiful elf team, the forum said that it was five beauties."

"Beauty?" Zhang Yang frowned and looked at Xu Danlu, "Why do I have a faint smell of conspiracy in a hurry?" ”

"What's the conspiracy, oh, I'm suing you now, you can do it?"

Zhang Yang wanted to cry without tears: "What can I do?" Yes, I used to play CS, but big brother I quit the rivers and lakes for many years... It's okay, let you endure hardships to know that there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people, so who is going to fight tonight? ”

"Sister Qi, Zixuan, Danying, Dantong and Jinglan."

"Why don't you go up?" Zhang Yang stared at Xu Danlu and asked strangely, "Haven't you also been messing around for a while?" ”

"I was by you today, too hard, I just came to my aunt, if I lose, how embarrassing it will be..."

"Poof!" Zhang Yang stood unsteadily, "Why am I trying too hard, it's clear that you and Sister Qi are obsessed with me... Ah, no, you're ready to take it off? ”

"Of course, you think people are vegetarians, that's a very professional team, we cats and dogs, at the beginning, we relied on Yingying to slow down their Internet speed, and loaded cheats to win people, but now it's really dry, of course, there is only a dead end."

When Zhang Yang heard this, he finally understood, these girls stepped on a landmine, and now they want to pull him into the water, play undressing and sing conquest together.

"That's what you said, a fun show for the night? Why didn't I find any place interesting? Zhang Yang glanced at her speechlessly, then looked at the location of the staircase, and muttered helplessly, "Sister Qi, don't hide, come out, I see your Mimi who can't hide at all." ”

"Uh..." Sure enough, at the top of the stairs, Gao Qi's figure slowly moved out, she glanced at Zhang Yang a little embarrassedly, and suddenly made a pitiful look, staring at Zhang Yang, "Yangzi, you can help us this time." ”

She cated in front of Zhang Yang, wrinkled her curved willow eyebrows, pouted her small mouth, and deliberately pulled the neckline of her clothes, revealing a snow-white and deep career line, "Think about it, as your third wife, it doesn't matter if I strip naked for others to see, anyway, she is dressed in stinky skin, Zixuan is an exhibitionist, and it is estimated that she can take advantage of being seen, but Jinglan is the daughter of a wealthy family, and she is still a pure virgin intact, their body is for you, what a pity for others to see it, right?" ”

"What the hell... Please, am I that kind of person? Zhang Yang looked at her with a black line on his face, and he didn't finish his words.

Gao Qi interrupted him and nodded affirmatively, you are that kind of person.

Arrogant, Gao Qi hurriedly added, "Also, also, and your two sisters-in-law, Tongtong and Yingying, have just developed convex and concave, what do you want, that chest, that leg, that slender waist, as the saying goes, fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, if they also strip naked..."

"Stop, stop," Zhang Yang stared at her and asked suspiciously, "People are just about to fight, shouldn't you have already agreed?" ”

"Hmmm! Well! Gao Qi pursed his lips and nodded pitifully, "Of course, people fight for a breath of Buddha to receive a pillar of incense!" ”

Zhang Yang was really about to squirt blood, "How big are you going to commit a second year, don't you know that the other party is a professional team?" ”

"Yes!"

"Wait a minute..."Zhang Yang stared at her, frowned, and said slowly, "In this way, I'll sort it out again, first of all, you used a cheat to win them, and the black family computer, but they counterattacked, and came to make an appointment to fight, and then you agreed, and you also made an appointment with the losing side to undress?" I want to know, how do you get out of the law? ”

"The five of them are separated, so when the time comes, everyone will enter the same QQ group, and then the video show will take off."

"You knew you were going to lose, but you agreed to this condition?" Zhang Yang's eyes widened.

"Liu Zixuan said that you must have a way!" Gao Qi bit her ruddy cherry lips and aimed at Zhang Yang, "And your sister-in-law Yingying also said so, plus, there are two beautiful eyebrows in their team who are very beautiful..."

Speaking of this, her eyebrows danced again, and she gestured with her hands and feet, "You don't know wow, one looks as pure as Jinglan, the skin is so white, she can wring out the water when she twists it, Mimi is warped and straight, and the other one is about to catch up with Teacher Feifei, do you think that as long as we win, wahaha, beauty, take off your clothes, there is wood?" ”

"There's your head." Zhang Yang finally understood, they think they are omnipotent, well, even if they are omnipotent, but are system points so easy to earn? Who knows how many system points it takes to learn a CS elite, if you have to ask for dozens of points, then you won't vomit blood.

The premise is that you can't let the system say that this is an emotional problem and don't give help.

"I sue you, there's no way to do this, it's a big deal for you to admit defeat obediently, if they find someone to hack you, I'll help you get it." Zhang Yang felt that it would be ridiculous to spend system points to learn how to become a CS master, and that beautiful elf team really wanted to hack them, so it was a big deal to use the shadow system to settle them.

"Wow... Lulu, look at your husband... Abandon your wife, you made this thing... I don't care, you settle him. Gao Qi simply put the burden on him, twisted his round buttocks, scratched his paws at Xu Danlu heartlessly, and ran away.

"Your idea?" When Zhang Yang heard this, he turned his attention to Xu Danlu, Xu Danlu can't do things without measure, there must be her reasons.

"Hmm!" Xu Danlu nodded.