Chapter 90: Blowing the Floating Cloud Car

As the so-called money can make ghosts grind, a small bottle of "South China Sea Ganlin Pure Water" can actually make the old man Kong in a high position so excited that he can't help himself, according to him, this kind of "immortal family spiritual liquid" Even in the immortal gate, it is also a disciple who has great merit in the opposite side to reward him with a drop and a half to help him increase his cultivation, how can he be as generous as Director Gao and me, and give a bottle for free?

"Don't talk about drinking it, even if you smell it, the Jindan fragments in my body are shaking!" Old man Kong said flatteringly, the folds on his face bloomed into a flower, this is also a bottle of "South China Sea Ganlin Purification Water" mixed with water, if he is given a drop of "Five Elements Essence", he is not happy to smoke it directly?

The mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of taking people are short, since the upright boss of the Heavenly Group has accepted my bottle of "Immortal Family Spiritual Liquid", the next thing will be easy to do.

Although the Ning family was reluctant to do so, they insisted that the robbery of this "moving mountain bracelet" had a great relationship with the two of us, and tried every means to keep us, but the old man Kong glared at the sentence "I am responsible for something", and Ao Xiaogui and I were still under the protection of the heavenly group, and easily walked out of the gate of the Ning family, and the rest of the matter was not in my hands, let the Ning family mess up by itself! What "Xianmen Eighteen Fang" Lao Tzu didn't go either, anyway, he tore his face, and the Divine Administration Bureau was riveted with Xianmen!

The old liar, Luo Yongqing, and Lin Hao are gone, and the Tiangu helped us find the entire Ning family villa complex and is not there, and the mobile phone can't get through, so Ao Xiaogui and I can only leave by ourselves.

"Little turtle, will you drive this thing?" I looked at the business car in front of me and was worried, "I don't know where Luo Yongqing and the old liar went?" ”

"Where will I drive? Usually the dog master and Lin Hao drive," Ao Xiaogui was also at a loss, "I spend most of my time in the Chaos Tree class, where do I need to drive?" Besides, if I show the original form of a real dragon, flying faster than an airplane, what kind of broken car will I drive? ”

"Why don't you let the Heavenly Group send us a driver?" Ao Xiaogui asked weakly.

"Roll away for me, isn't there a shame?"

This time I got dizzy, and the two of us swaggered out in the countless fire-breathing eyes of everyone in the Ning family, but we couldn't leave, and we lost our share! I can't walk back to this villa area, right? I can't let Ao Xiaogui show his original form and carry me back, first, it's too shocking, and secondly, when I was a child, I was dizzy when I rode a roller coaster, this dragon ride is much more exciting than riding a roller coaster!

Ao Xiaogui and I were worried at the entrance of Ning's house, when we saw an ambulance coming in the distance and was stopped by several security guards at the door of Ning's house.

"Get out of the way, get the ambulance in!" The Ning family rushed out and shouted at the ambulance driver, "Go to Villa No. 2, those masters are dying of pain, and there is no good meat in the whole body!" ”

Ao Xiaogui and I looked at each other and smiled when they heard this, Luo Yongqing really lived up to my expectations.

Ao Xiaogui looked at the flashing blue ceiling light of the ambulance, slapped his face sharply, and said with a smile: "Haha, why didn't I think of it, Brother Chao, I have a way to drive the car!" ”

"Floating Cloud Lantern!" Seeing that I was puzzled, Ao Xiaogui took out a small iron lamp from his pocket that was also flashing, and put it on the roof of the commercial vehicle, only to see the commercial vehicle tremble slightly.

"No response?" I asked, confused, "Do you want to make a wish?" This can't be a pirated copy of Aladdin's magic lamp, right? ”

Ao Xiaogui didn't answer, stretched out a finger and lightly touched on the business car, the business car actually jumped forward several meters, if it wasn't for Ao Xiaogui stretched out his hand to pull the car, the car would have disappeared by itself.

"Brother Chao, you try it too!" Ao Xiaogui said proudly, "Now we can run back to Hanjiang City if we sit in the car and fart!" ”

"What does that mean?" I was immediately intrigued, and I also stretched out a finger and tapped a little on the body of the commercial vehicle, and the commercial vehicle immediately slid forward, feeling that there was no resistance at all.

"Hehe, this lamp is called the floating cloud lantern," Ao Xiaogui explained happily, "This is the magic weapon used when I went to the Eight Caves to play the 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea', and I had a quarrel with my family, and when I moved Mount Tai to fill the East China Sea!" ”

"Upper Eight Cave Scattered Immortals? Tie Gui Li Lu Dongbin He Xiangu's gang? I was surprised and asked, "Isn't it a grudge against your family?" Why is the magic weapon still in your hands? ”

"It's just that there is a grudge, so the fight started, and the fight started, and the lamp fell in the East China Sea, and I was a toy since I was a child!" Ao Xiaogui sniffed, "The Eight Immortals are the nominal disciples of Taishang Laojun, and this lamp is made of a piece of iron that fell from the alchemy furnace!" ”

"This lamp can move Tarzan over?" I was stunned, so don't you catch up with the moving mountain bracelet of the Kua family?

"It's a pity that all the immortal power contained in it was used up when the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, and now there is only a trace left. Otherwise, not to mention a car, even a mountain can float! Ao Xiaogui looked pityful, "However, put this light on the car, and the body will float up, so we will sit in the car and blow a fart, and the car will be able to drive forward!" ”

I can't help but be dumbfounded, damn, this is like tying a hydrogen balloon to a small wooden block, according to Newton's three laws proposed by Newton's kid in England, according to the action and reaction forces, objects can move in a straight line at a uniform speed, this business car has now become the most common "small wooden block" in the middle school physics workbook.

"Let's go!" Ao Xiaogui pulled the car door, beckoned me to get into the car, and then puffed out his cheeks, spit out a mouthful of dragon breath, and the business car rushed forward violently.

"There's a wall in front of me...... I'm shocked, moving in a straight line at a uniform speed, don't you have to hit the wall in front of you?"

"Huh-" Ao Xiaogui grinned, blew another breath to the left, and the business car floated sideways to the right, drew a diagonal line, and shook directly over the wall and rushed onto the road.

"Damn!" I wiped the sweat from my forehead, "Is this a person driving or a car driving a person?" ”

As Ao Xiaogui "blows" more and more proficiently, this "jet business vehicle" drives faster and faster on the open road, and from time to time there is a drift, that is, the speedometer cannot be displayed, I estimate that it is more than 300 yards. Ao Xiaogui had a lot of fun, but I was so frightened that I sat in the passenger seat and simply closed my eyes and didn't look at the road, do the rich second generations like drag racing?

"Bang-"

As soon as I closed my eyes and felt a little sleepy, I heard a muffled sound, and the business car shook violently, and it actually floated backwards, and the speed was still very fast.

"Did you hit someone?"

Nearly 2 tons of commercial vehicles are speeding at a speed of 300 yards, is there a possibility that people will survive this collision?

Ao Xiaogui hurriedly opened the door of the cab, stretched out a foot on the ground and rubbed the brake, I also quickly opened the co-pilot's door, stretched out a foot to help brake, and when the car stopped, I felt that the sole of my shoe had been worn out.

It really hit something, but the strange thing is that the business car was hit and floated back, and the thing that was hit stood motionless in the middle of the road, and its whole body was as black as a tree stump.

"Isn't it human?" Ao Xiaogui muttered in his mouth, stepped forward to take a look, and couldn't help but exclaim, "You, you, you are Teacher Xu?" ”

"Teacher Xu? Which Teacher Xu? I hurriedly ran up to ask.

"Mother, mother, mother," the pitch-black stump suddenly spoke, his breath was quite weak, but the tone was still that familiar and fierce, "Even, even the old man, Lao Tzu, I don't know ......"

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