Chapter Ninety-Seven: Sparring

As a result, the "toad" met a novice in kung fu, and then turned into a pair of sparring partners, Feng Dazhuang under the command of the old Liu Tou, stretched out his fists and legs, jumped and moved, the original intention was to lift the gas point to the end, not to hurt people, but a novice is a novice, and it is difficult to retract his fists and feet freely......

Cuihua and red dates watched happily on the side, clapping their hands and shouting: "Yes, yes, slap in the face!" ”

Feng Dazhuang felt ashamed in his heart, God Mingjian, he really didn't want to slap his face, but the two stupid boys who were beaten up slammed their faces into their fists.

Crying dad and calling mother didn't work just now, the two toads decided to follow the advice of the two girls, and shouted: "Grandpa, spare your life!" ”

The real grandpa characters haven't played yet!

Lao Liu Tou decided to make full use of the surplus value of the two sparring partners, threw down the carriage, and joined the battle circle to demonstrate in person: "Da Zhuang, you see, the most vulnerable parts of the human body, here, here ......, if you encounter a strong enemy, you have to please Qiaoer, if you don't make a move, you will do it, and you will control the enemy ...... with one move."

Da Zhuang is a hardworking child, there are ready-made textbook templates, and he learns quickly!

Da Zhuang is also a model of diligence and thrift, and he is afraid that this "living teaching material" will not be used sooner, so he will work hard to be lighter, and then lighter......

It wasn't until he had mastered the few tricks he had learned recently that Lao Liu Tou withdrew from the battle circle and sat back in front of the carriage with his hands in his hands.

Feng Dazhuang forgot the reason why the two "toads" were beaten at this time, and helped them up one on the left and one on the right, and thanked them sincerely with a face: "The two of you have worked hard!" ”

The heart is not bitter, but the life is bitter!

The faces of the two frightened "toads" were swollen and "Goodong" fell to their knees. He said in a loud voice: "Grandpa spare his life!" Grandma spares her life! Don't dare next time, don't do evil things in this life! ”

"Grandpa". And the "grandma", I really don't know after growing up. Should I laugh or cry......

The red dates waved their hands like flies: "Disappear quickly, let my aunt and grandmother see you next time, and beat you once!" ”

The two poor babies supported each other and ran away, at this time they only hated their father and mother for giving birth to their own two legs, otherwise, how safe and happy would they be when their hooves flew over?

"Why did Big Brother come back? Didn't you leave only two days ago? "Cuihua had been overwhelmed just now, and now she was still a little out of breath.

"It's a long story, I'll give you two introductions ......." Da Zhuang is quite serious, and his eyes are full of admiration when he looks at Lao Liu.

It's a pity that the two girls themselves came out of the backyard of the county government, and they are not generally familiar with the old Liu Tou, who has been driving full-time in recent years.

"Uncle Liu came with Brother Zhuang? Why don't you teach those two ugly wretchs a lesson today? ”

Old Liu Tou laughed loudly: "Haha, Cuihua girl, it's only been a few days since you left the county office?" Just tidy yourself up beautifully, and your vision is also high? ”

It was originally in the backyard of the county government, but it was all ugly and stupid little girls who stayed by the stove to light the fire!

This woman. No matter how old you are, you really can't have no money in your hand, you see, after the two girls have full purses. The whole spirit is different, the skills are neat, the eyebrows are clear, the eyes are beautiful, and the eyes are bright and don't dodge. It's really pretty.

Listening to Lao Liu's joke, Cuihua blushed and smiled. dragged the red dates in front of him, and hid the rolling pin in his hand into the sleeve cage......

"What are you hiding? I watched the few strokes just now. At the party, Uncle Liu will teach you a few tricks, and the next time you meet this kind of dog offal, you will be more neat. "Old Liu Tou, this is an addiction to accepting apprentices.

"That's okay, let's make food for Uncle Liu tonight, and give me more pointers." Red dates usually don't come out much, but as soon as the cuihua retreated, her words were picked up.

The four of them went on the road together, and Da Zhuang didn't take the car anymore, and moved all the things brought by Cuihua and red dates to the car.

"Did that happen before? Have you ever been in the house? Feng Dazhuang was confused at this moment, and regretted that he didn't beat those two boys more just now.

"At home? Someone who went in? How is that possible? Cuihua looked confident, waved one arm, and pointed to the country: "Just the ancestors of our wild things are guarding, and no one dares to come with the courage of the three of them!" ”

Red dates added: "Sister Ah Hua has long instructed us that when women come out to do things, when they encounter these commonplace, as long as they are vigilant, ruthless, and use their brains more, no one will be afraid." ”

Cuihua was a little depressed, frowning and regretting: "This is really the first time I have seen the real formation, and I haven't finished it yet, these two ugly monsters can't help but ......."

Feng Dazhuang felt that he was not in the right posture to get up today, why did he listen to these words?

Red Jujube took out a black and swarthy sharp weapon, and continued to add: "Well, this is the portable dagger that Sister Ah Hua prepared for us, and it cost a full ten taels of silver, saying that this iron tool is hard, sharp, and light, suitable for the two of us to use at a critical time, hey, it hasn't come in handy yet......."

This is the right-hand man taught by his sister, Feng Dazhuang said in his heart, "convinced".

At the same time, the worries about Ah Hua's permanent residence at the foot of the mountain have disappeared.

The carriage stopped suddenly, and the horse neighed and raised its front hooves.

Old Liu Tou stretched out his hand to pat the horse's back, but his eyes shone brightly.

Forehead drop obediently, I listened to Feng Dazhuang talk about the money leopard all the way, and it was really not an ordinary majesty!

This leopard is not big, but the posture of the slight forward is vigorous and heroic, the whole body is made of black fur, the copper coin pattern is golden, the eyes are calm and deep, and the "newcomer" of the old Liu Tou is looking at it faintly.

"Little gold, where's the little money?" Feng Dazhuang greeted enthusiastically, he didn't think that Lao Liu Tou disagreed with this name, how could he give such a vulgar copper-smelling name to the heroic beast?

"Chasing the wind! This leopard has changed its name to Chasing the Wind, right? ”

Old man, you are so enthusiastic, but why is Xiao Jin not interested in this name at all, but turns his tail to you coldly?

Cuihua's girl was kind and helped to accomplish her: "Uncle Liu's name is good, but it doesn't match Xiaoqian......

Originally, it was given a step down, but unexpectedly, Lao Liu Tou was very serious, and he didn't think about it at all: "The other one is called lightning, what a beauty!" Chasing the wind and lightning, lightning chasing the wind, don't laugh, Uncle Liu went to school for a few days when he was a child, and there was ink in his stomach. ”

Well, you are old and cultured......

At this moment, the BMW Liangju who was angry all the way was a little timid, not dragging hard, refusing to move forward at all, and the tossed old Liu Tou sweated violently.

You must be considerate of that horse, it must have smelled it, and not only was there a leopard hidden in the front courtyard wall, but the fiercer creature was also turning his head with a big mouth!

Just wait for you to enter the courtyard when you are old, and ensure that the "harmonious" scene instantly brightens up your pair of titanium alloy - your eyes! (To be continued......)

PS: I made a slice today, and I pray that the result is benign, and it's worth the bankruptcy! May medicine be more developed and more developed, and solve the problem of tumors! Medical workers, you have to work hard!