Chapter 508 Enjoy with your wife
When Yu Hai was still thinking about what kind of attitude he should use to pick up his runaway daughter-in-law, who was more like "the first page of the household registration book", the news from there almost scared him out.
In the mall, attacked by an out-of-control Tibetan mastiff?!
Will this probability be too low, how can any strange thing happen to her?
Although the other end of the phone focused on praising Chun Tao for how she cleaned up the out-of-control Tibetan mastiff and saved a hundred and ten people from Yu Mastiff's mouth, Yu Hai was still shocked into a cold sweat.
His daughter-in-law can control the fierce sea beasts, but it doesn't mean that she can recover the fierce beasts on land, in case she is gnawed a small hole or something, it will be troublesome, and she ran all the way over, and when she arrived, she saw Chun Tao sitting cross-legged in the living room of Sister An's house and taking stock of the gifts - the reward given by the shopping mall for righteousness and bravery, there are children's clothes and toys and some daily necessities.
Seeing him rushing in, Chun Tao launched everything behind him, with a vigilant expression.
She hasn't forgotten what this guy is, so she can't wait to engrave every stitch and thread on her face if she doesn't take the masses.
"This is not what I wanted, it was the director of the mall crying and shouting and begging me to take it, I don't believe you asked my sister - hmm!"
Before he finished speaking, he pressed on the sofa, the standard sofa knocked, and Sister An, who was looking at it, blushed, got up and avoided it by pouring water.
These two people are so blushing that they can't even care about anyone on the side.
After checking his appearance and finding that he was not injured, Yu Hai was still not at ease.
"Take your clothes off!"
Chun Tao's face turned red, and she peeked into the kitchen, where Sister An was holding mushrooms and refused to come out. This thing is not good for prenatal education.
"What are you doing, you can't help it for a while, don't you, go home and then -"
"What do you think, I see if you've been bitten, have you been scratched?" Yu Hai knocked her on the head.
Chun Tao waved his hand nonchalantly, "Just that little cub, I casually buckle a bench on its mouth and be honest, they all say how fierce the Tibetan mastiff is, I don't think so, that thing has a low IQ and only knows to feed it." It's better to raise a second ha. By the way, when will we raise a husky?"
The family's pets are now left with Himi, and Feng Yin has been taken away by Han San.
"When are you still poor!" Yu Hai glared at her, and reached into her clothes to fumble with his hand. Chun Tao hehehehe, he moved his big cool hand up a few points. Move it to your soft white and tender little steamed bun.
"Does it feel good?"
"Bang dang!"
Sister An calculated that it was almost outside. came out with a cup, and when I heard the words of a certain peach that stinked so much, my hands trembled. The small bone china teacup fell to the ground and shattered.
Don't irritate pregnant women like that
After making sure that the Tibetan mastiff did not cause harm to his naughty daughter-in-law, Yu Hai packed the spring peach and took away a bunch of things she had obtained for her righteous and courageous actions.
"Over the years, my sister has done a lot of good people and good deeds, and now I can be regarded as seeing a comeback! This pile of things can't be more affordable than pennants. Chun Tao is quite easy to be content, and when she got on her motorboat, she didn't forget to hug the big bag and talk to him.
As soon as he set sail, she suddenly remembered again.
"I don't want to talk to you, I'm still angry with you."
After talking all the way, I remembered that the two were still in a cold war.
If she didn't say this, Yu Hai wouldn't be angry, as soon as he said that he was on fire, the throttle was added, a fast slide, speeding on the sea, she was angry and didn't hug his waist, Yu Hai's eyes narrowed slightly, and suddenly there was a sharp turn, quite a bump, she was thrown forward directly, and the two cups of steamed buns kissed his hard back.
He whistled a little when he succeeded, and then he slowed down his speed with satisfaction, and soon he noticed that his shoulder was gnawed by two rows of puppy teeth, even if it was iron, he would feel pain, he didn't shout out when he was angry with her, and the spring peach bit harder, and the teeth hurt before he let go, and it was uncomfortable to be bitten, and it was uncomfortable to bite.
"Dogs, right? I won't settle accounts with you when I go home! If she hadn't been angry with herself and ran out playing childish, how could she have encountered such a scary thing.
Yu Hai was scared when she thought of the picture of her fighting with the Tibetan mastiff.
The IQ of the Tibetan mastiff is counted down in the canine, and it has also been added with a lot of mythical halos, such as having the descendants of ancient hyenas from the Himalayas, such groundless life experience, and then there are untrue statements such as being able to fight with tigers and leopards, and the Tibetan mastiff with an average bite force of only 300kg is not able to compare with the wolf with a bite force of up to 700kg, and the IQ is extremely low, difficult to domesticate, or why do military dogs never use Tibetan mastiffs.
But no matter what, this is also a relatively ferocious and low-IQ dog breed, Chun Tao, a woman who weighs less than 90 pounds, is alone PK, and the picture is still very worrying, so Yu Hai turned his worry that he had nowhere to vent into anger.
His anger made Chun Tao even more unhappy, the old lady almost let the mad dog bite her outside, even if you are not comforted, you dare to throw your face?
Yu Hai was concentrating on driving, and suddenly heard her delicate voice behind him say, "I'm uncomfortable!" β
A brake stopped, and he turned around anxiously, "Whereββ! β
"Poof!"
The sound of the water was so loud, accompanied by the heroic fall of the deputy captain into the water, and Chun Tao's proud waist looked up to the sky and smiled.
"Hahaha, I'm not uncomfortable now!"
"Chen, Chun, Peach!!" He wiped the water from his face with all his might, and his anger almost boiled the water around him.
"You can't fight, you can't fight, lalala!" Chun Tao grimaced at him and smug turned around to drive the jet ski away.
Make the old lady angry, never get used to you, this is still so far from the island, you have the ability to swim back!
Not far away, there is a warboat with the logo of the island is driving towards this side, it is a routine patrol, Chun Tao thinks about a certain high-ranking soldier ruffian under his hands embarrassed in the water, how refreshing!
Yu Hai wanted to abscond in fear of sin after seeing this conscienceless little lady kick him down, and his teeth itched with hatred.
Women just can't be petted, if you see it, you have to inch in!
"Box jellyfish!" His voice was not loud, even faint. Chun Tao was busy braking when she heard this, and at this time, the two of them had their own system intelligence, Xiao Haitao and Chasing Dreams, and compared the same shape in their respective minds at the same time.
Clench your hands into fists and swing your thumbs downward.
Translated, we despise you!
This is too uncreative.,That's how Mom Peach lied to him just now.,He actually improved it and came to a 2.0 version to fool Mom Peach.,Anyone with a little IQ won't be fooled-Huh?
Chun Tao, fooled.
All right. People who are caught in a relationship. The IQ is not very high.
As soon as Chun Tao turned around, he was dragged by someone's arm and carried into the sea.
He showed his snow-white teeth and smiled slightly, "The water is so cool, how can you not enjoy it with your lady!" β
Hemp eggs! Cunning! Chun Tao angrily turned his fists and was about to beat him. He didn't rush to dodge. The slender legs wrapped around her in the water in a different direction. As soon as he exerted his strength, the lower half of the two of them were entangled. Stick snugly.
Chun Taoqi's face was red, it was so shameless, she waved her fists to play with him, but half of her kung fu was from his guidance, where was his opponent, he easily dodged, and her waist was forceful, she sighed, blushing don't want it.
"Yu Hai, you are really not shameless!"
"Thank you!"
"I'll fight with you!" Chun Tao's fists were restrained by him, and he couldn't care about the rules and regulations when he was angry, so he hit his head directly, and as a result, he hit his chin, and both of them were injured, and tears fell painfully.
Yu Hai's jaw was numb, and just as he was so good at work, the ship on the island came.
"Vice-Captain, do you need support?" From a long distance, I saw the most recognizable motorboat on the island, and when I got closer, I saw that the joker and his wife on the island were soaked in the water, looking entangled, and the soldiers who went out on a mission on the island couldn't help but stop and ask.
"No, we're training in water fighting, what are you supposed to do!" What doesn't match his sanctimonious words is the legs of the two people under the water, Chun Tao's face is about to blush, the more he has to break free from his entanglement, the tighter he is entangled, Tuo, if you are so entangled, the river crab will come to kill your second child!
"Yes!" The soldier didn't dare to look more, let alone ask more, so he drove the bow of the boat and left without looking back.
Of course, the admiration for Lord Poseidon is like a surging river, see it, even if you are off duty, you don't forget to drag your wife to strengthen training, how can you be dedicated!
"The vice-captain is simply too manly, I adore him." The soldier is a new recruit, and he still has great respect for the legendary characters.
"Yes, the proprietress must have admired him too, and her face was red." Soldier II also looked yearning.
Only the three veterans looked at the sky silently, one thinking that the recruits were really easy to deceive, and the other was good
Show Eun's love dies fast!
The speedboat went away, Chun Tao climbed onto the speedboat angrily, took off the thin coat on her body and began to wring the water, Yu Hai also climbed up, took out dry clothes from the trunk, and before she could move, she grabbed it and threw it into the water, looking at him proudly.
The corners of Yu Hai's mouth twitched twice, "That's for you."
Chun Tao was struck by thunder, and sat there stupidly, looking at the clothes in the water, and a few big words floated in his head.
I'm a silly fork
"Okay, enough trouble, the anger is out, let's stop!" Yu Hai was also angry, and he was happy again when he saw her silly and cute expression, but fortunately he prepared an extra one, took it out and put it in his hand. "Don't throw it away, you won't throw it anymore."
Chun Tao raised her head arrogantly, like a proud little princess, and let him put dry clothes on her.
After a fight, the fire in the hearts of the two of them was extinguished, and when they got to the shore, Chun Tao saw that there was no one around, he was parking the motorboat, she took out something from her trouser pocket and put it in front of him, Yu Hai saw that it was a strip, thinking it was sugar and almost opened his mouth.
Fortunately, I didn't eat it, or my teeth would have to break.
"Bullets? Where did it come from? β
He could see at a glance that this thing was not from the army, and he had been in contact with guns all year round, so he was no stranger to this thing.
"Picked up from the side of the Tibetan mastiff's belly."
Yu Hai immediately thought that there must be something here, and his face became serious.
"Go home and say."
When they got home, the three children didn't know where they went, Chun Tao locked the door, and Yu Hai looked at the warhead, not domestic.
According to this model and ballistic analysis, it looks like a gun used by foreign pirates.
"What was the situation?"
"The Tibetan mastiff rushed over like crazy, and a woman rushed over and subdued the Tibetan mastiff with one palm, guess who that person is?"
"Chen Yulun is back?" In Yu Hai's impression, those who can subdue the Tibetan mastiff with one palm, except for his daughter-in-law, that is, the strange girl Chen Yulun, even the battle-hardened female soldiers on the island can't do it.
"Huahua, I can see her face clearly, it's her, as well as Wang Erniu and a few people in black, I was just about to detain her, the Tibetan mastiff went crazy again, and took advantage of my kung fu to fight with the Tibetan mastiff, these people are gone, I suspect that they hit the dog's stomach to make the dog crazy, and took the opportunity to escape."
"Why didn't you just tell me such important information?!"
The two of them are still at sea. It's been so long!
is this kind of fight that doesn't hurt or itch, and in the eyes of the sea, his daughter-in-law is showing off her affection to herself in disguise, which belongs to the category of flirting with her.
"It's useless to tell you, you can't catch up with them, I've just looked around, those people come and go quickly, I suspect that someone is behind them, Huahua seems to have lost her memory, she can't remember who I am, and what's even stranger is that Xiao Haitao didn't even find that there were other systems nearby."
Chun Tao's words attracted Yu Hai's contemplation, he thought about it, and quickly figured it out, and his heart was warm.
She must have been afraid that she would be in danger when she went to find those people, so she deliberately dragged her home before she said it.
If he doesn't rely on the sea, he is making trouble again, there are several people on the other side, and he has no hot weapons.
Spring peach is actually sometimes, and the heart is quite thin.
Thinking about it like this, the shoulder that was bitten by her jaw hurt all seeped out of the little peach heart with a violent color.
"Why are you looking at me like that, haven't you seen it" Chun Tao was a little confused by his thoughts, he dragged her over and kissed her fiercely, dyeing his favorite cherry mouth into a beautiful red, and then he was satisfied with the analysis of the situation.
"Are you sure Xiao Haitao didn't feel the bandit system? And Huahua subdued the Tibetan mastiff with another palm? β
Chun Tao nodded, and Yu Hai pulled out the small whiteboard he often made battle plans from the kang hole, and wrote the known information on it with chalk.
The marine system that does not alarm can press the Tibetan mastiff's Huahua with one palm, the man in black, and the relationship between Wang Erniu and Huahua.
These keywords were put together, Yu Hai looked at it for a long time, and suddenly had a bold guess, he used arrows to associate some of the things he thought of to Chun Tao.
"She can slap the Tibetan mastiff, according to her original character, and her background, it is impossible without the help of the bandit system, that is to say, the bandit system is still there, or the residual power of the bandit system is still there, as for why Xiao Haitao didn't inform you, it is very likely that the bandit system was affected by some sudden factor, dysfunctional, similar to, the state of our marine system temporarily out of control, I think, the power of the bandit system must be partially left to its hosts, But its own intelligence is closed. β
He analyzed Chun Tao in an orderly manner.
"How can you be so sure? Maybe it's because the bandit system is adjusting its interest and deliberately closing it so that we can't find it? β
"It can't be, it's bound to be malfunctioning." Yu Hai put down the chalk and looked confident. (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you to the silent passer-by, the peace charm of Miracle Life 123, the countdown to the end, the end of the month on time, lalalala~