Chapter 7 [Bureaucracy Kills People......]
Looking at my speechless expression, the tall and thin man showed a somewhat smug smile on his face, and said quickly: "Many people believe that there is such a thing as 'luck' in the world. For example, a gambler, when he is lucky, may win the first half of the night. If he is unlucky, he may also lose his money and become a panties. And the reason for this is luck! โ
I still can't fully understand it, but I have a vague feeling in my heart that this guy seems to be saying, as if, as if, maybe, probably, there is some truth in it......
But I immediately reminded myself that this guy in front of me was a liar!
When I met a scammer, my first reaction was: Hold your wallet tight!
The tall and thin man smiled and continued to tell his theory: "So, what is luck? It can't be seen, it can't be touched, and what is it made of? โ
"Actually, the so-called luck is just a strange kind of radio waves that exist in this world, and it belongs to a kind of brain wave that human beings can receive. It exists in the air, in this world, but it is rare...... How to say it. If I make a comparison, you might be able to easily understand ......"
He walked around the table to me, put one hand on my shoulder, pointed to my gauze-wrapped head, and coughed, "Well, let's use an analogy, it's a radio." The so-called luck is a kind of 'FM signal' hidden in the air. It's just that everyone's brain domain development is not exactly the same. I'll put it simply, and maybe you'll understand...... When some people's brain areas are more developed, then that person's brain can receive more 'luck' than others, and this person will be more lucky. And some people's brain domain development is relatively small, so this person will naturally receive less luck...... At the same time, he was a little less lucky. โ
This theory is somewhat new!
But I immediately asked, "You mean brain domain development?" But shouldn't people who have a lot of brain development be very smart? Clever and lucky, but two different things altogether! There are also people who don't have high IQ and are unlucky. โ
"Cut ......" The tall and thin man flew me with a roll of the eyes: "Brain domain development is equal to IQ?" Have you read too many online fantasy novels? If the human brain is compared to a wireless radio, the brain domain is more developed, which means that the power of this radio is greater than that of others! It's not just about IQ. โ
"Okay." I changed my posture, took out a box of cigarettes from my arms, took out one and lit it for myself, and handed it to the tall and thin man: "So, according to what you said, what kind of substance is luck?" โ
The tall and thin man took the cigarette, quickly said thank you, and then took out a jฤซng Zhi Langsheng lighter, did not answer my question directly, but lit the cigarette, Meimei took a puff, and then sighed: "I don't know." โ
Now it was my turn to jump: "You don't know? โ
The tall and thin man looked at me with a look of pity: "Brother, I ask you...... I am just a business salesperson, not a product developer of our company. For a salesperson, I just need to know a few basic theories. It's like if you ask the salesperson in a pharmacy, she can tell you what the drug does, but if you ask her how the pills are made, the chemistry of the drug and the development process, she will definitely not be able to say! For a salesperson like me, I just have to memorize the manual. Something too advanced, such as the R&D process, is a trade secret, how can I know that?! โ
I'm a little upset because this guy is looking at me with a kind of "your problem is idiotic" gaze.
He took another puff of cigarette, cleared his throat, and smiled kindly again: "Okay, now let me introduce our products." As he spoke, he pulled out the little shiny thing.
It's a ring. But it looks cheap......
Why?
First of all, the process is very rough, but the texture is ...... Although the tall and thin man told me that it was sterling silver, how did I look like a sรจ-plated iron band......
"Please note that this is the latest product of our company, it is environmentally friendly, safe, non-spoken, etc., and its main function is to enhance the power of the brain wave reception while wearing! As long as you wear this ring, you can greatly increase your ability to receive luck! Imagine that you will be a lucky man from now on, with good luck accompanying you every day, so that your life will be full of joy and happiness from now on! His tone was inflammatory, and his mouth kept foaming at the mouth: "Imagine that if you buy one of these products, you can immediately improve your life!" Do you want to get rich? Do you have a different person who you love and dare not confess? Are you eager for a promotion? Then don't hesitate to buy our company's products, all your dreams will come true! โ
Then, he stared at me with a look of excitement and anticipation on his face.
I watched his performance with great ease...... Then just when this guy's mood was at its peak, I took a chic puff of cigarette, and then quickly whispered, "Do you have a business license?" โ
โโฆโฆ No. โ
"Do you have a license?"
โโฆโฆ There is no ......"
"Do you have a product quality inspection certificate?"
โโฆโฆโฆโฆ There is no ......" The tall and thin man was already sweating profusely.
"Good." I laughed, slyly: "It turned out to be a 'three-no product'." โ
Damn, play deception with me Chen Yang? What is it that is not looking for death?
"This ...... Regarding this product, from a scientific and technological point of view, I am afraid that it will be difficult to be recognized by any scientific institution in this world in a short period of time......" The expression on the thin man's face was as if he had suddenly been squeezed through the door, and he said with difficulty.
"Oh......" I smiled, "so you mean your product is still experimental?" And not officially licensed to be put on the market? โ
The tall and thin man sighed and motioned to me, I handed him another cigarette, and after lighting it, he sighed: "Brother, I won't tell you, I'm also depressed!" I was sent here to explore new markets. But the product assigned to me is only the lowest ring in the company! Otherwise, do you think I'm willing to open a branch office on the roof? Lack of funds! Our company's products are also divided into several grades, the more high-end the products purchased, of course, in the members is VIP! I've been drinking the Northwest Wind here for a day, and I've only come here as a guest...... You think I don't want to open my company in an office building below? It's true that when I first came here a few days ago, I accidentally promoted our product to a person, and that bastard thought I was a liar and actually reported jวng to arrest me! I can only ...... now" Speaking of this, he shouted loudly with a face full of indignation: "Why! Why are people so stubborn! Are you reluctant to accept things that are beyond your own knowledge!! โ
His tone was full of resentment, anger, grievance, and cynicism, and that emotion actually sounded quite sincere!
"To tell you the truth, our product is really effective, but no one believes it! Although there are many big names among our members, they are all friendly sponsors. For example, the company once successfully sold its products to a European giant, but at that time, they treated us as a scientific research institution that came to ask for sponsorship, and casually threw some money at us, saying that it was a sponsorship, and then it seemed that the product we gave him was thrown away. There's no way, this kind of thing is beyond human cognition, and few people are willing to believe it. The tall and thin man seemed to be confiding in me: "But, hundreds of fucking years ago, did anyone believe that people could fly to the sky?" Does anyone believe that humans can fly into space? Does anyone believe that humans can invent things like telephones and televisions? Depend on!! โ
"But...... If you say that your company is very big, and you have such a huge and distinguished club, it is impossible to have no funds to open the company on the rooftop, right? "I still don't believe him.
"Alas...... It's hard to put it into words......" The tall and thin man sighed: "The company's system is that sales and service are completely separated!" Clubs are services, and we sell are a different system. Besides, as I said, I was sent to open up the market, and as you know, the company is big, and the system is not so flexible...... As a result, I came, but the company's funds were not in place...... Fuck ......" His eyes suddenly turned red, and he said to me through gritted teeth:
"Bureaucracy kills people!"
Me: "......"
I'm getting more and more interested in this guy......
Of course, I still won't believe him, I just think such a liar is too creative!