The boss was so angry that his facial muscles twitched slightly, but he calmed down and didn't talk nonsense to him anymore, and returned to the counter to find a landline and dial the phone: "Hey, the security department, I'm Bulgari, I have a kid here to make trouble, please come over and get him away." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The boss quickly finished the call, and then looked at Lin Xiaohu with disdain, it seemed that the arrogant young man in front of him would be taken away by the security guard in the next moment, just wait to see the joke.

Lin Xiaohu thought, the hero does not suffer the immediate losses, carry forward the chairman's guerrilla warfare spirit, I will leave if you come, I will come again if you leave, even if you have no skin and no face, you have to fight him today, so he walked out of the door with a smile, and heard the boss sneering inside: "Don't go, it turns out to be a coward!"

After Lin Xiaohu came out of this store, he walked more than ten meters, walked to the position of three stores and stopped, and saw three young men in security uniforms rushing up menacingly. They separated the customers and went straight to Bulgari. Lin Xiaohu stood there and watched, and suddenly found that the noble lady stopped the three security guards, pointed in the direction of Lin Xiaohu and said a few words. Seeing this, the security guards rushed to me together.

Lin Xiaohu scolded secretly in his heart, you stinky *, you are dead or alive with me today, it seems that if you don't give you some color to see, you don't know how powerful Ma Wangye's three eyes are, put his hand in his trouser pocket and took out his wallet, stuck his finger on his work card and waited.

The three security guards soon came to Lin Xiaohu, and the tallest and strongest young man at the head said to Lin Xiaohu expressionlessly, "Are you making trouble?" Get me out of here, don't let me bang you. If I bomb you, you'll be beaten in vain. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "What kind of attitude do you have? I bought fakes, shoddy products in that store, and reasoned with the boss. The boss was so angry that he called you over, thinking it would be okay to away. Hmph, how can it be so cheap? I'm going to call them 315 to sue them. Also, let me tell you, I'm a national civil servant, and if you want to do it, you'd better give feedback to your manager first. I'll show you my work card. With that, he took out his work card and handed it to them.

The three security guards gathered around to watch, and after reading it, their expressions were surprised.

Lin Xiaohu took the opportunity to wave his hand and said, "Busy with your guys, leave me alone, I'm going to fight him today." If any of you dare to take care of it, I will immediately make him lose his job. None of the three security guards lost their temper, each looked at each other a few times, shook his head with a smile and walked away.

Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, it's still easy to deceive this kind of half-sized person, if their security manager comes up, it won't be so easy to fool.

The lady had been looking at Lin Xiaohu at the door of Bulgari, and then the boss also walked out. Both of them were watching Lin Xiaohu's jokes, and they were very surprised to see the three security guards being taken away by a few words.

The boss even stopped the security guard led by him and pointed at Lin Xiaohu and said a few words. The security guard seemed to have learned what Lin Xiaohu had just said, and the boss was furious and yelled a few words in a stern voice. But despite this, the security guard was unmoved, said something to him, and left with two companions.

The boss looked at Lin Xiaohu angrily, looking eager to eat him alive.

Lin Xiaohu walked over and said very seriously: "I suspect that your store sells counterfeit and shoddy goods, and I have already called 315." Someone will come to check on you later, but don't say I didn't inform you beforehand. The boss's face changed greatly, and he said angrily: "You...... You nonsense, how can I sell fakes? I...... I've been running the store for more than 10 years, and I've been selling authentic Italian products, and I always go there to buy them myself......"

Lin Xiaohu waved his hand and said, "Don't explain to me, explanation is a cover-up." It's useless to tell me this, just explain it to the industrial and commercial law enforcement department later. Then he said to the lady, "Do you want to see me laugh?" Hehe, I'm really sorry for disappointing you. By the way, aren't you going to pick up cash? Hurry up, law enforcement will come and close his shop, and you won't be able to buy it when you want to. The lady said hatefully: "Get out, I'm unlucky today, how did I meet your ......"

Lin Xiaohu said: "If you scold and scold again, I can slap you in public, do you believe it or not?" The noble lady raised her white and tender face and said defiantly, "You dare? I see how dare you! You dare to hit a woman?"

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Why can't women fight?" For the kind of stinky * who is cheap to the bones, I have always been ruthless. Do you think you have two money, and you are a character in the capital, and there are only five people and six people, and your tail floats to the sky? I'm telling you, even if I beat you, it's for nothing, if you don't believe it, just try. ”

The boss suddenly said in a weird way: "Brother, don't be too arrogant, it's not good for you to be too arrogant." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "I'm not arrogant, are you saying the wrong thing." It should be that this woman is too arrogant. I just want to buy that ruby pendant, you just need to fulfill this little wish of mine. It's you who don't give me face. ”

The boss said angrily: "If I could sell you, I would have sold it, and I would have used it to pull you up to now?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "Why can't you sell it?" The boss sighed: "Are you stunned? The tickets are all opened for others, can I not sell them to her? There's only one thing, and if you sell it to her, you can't sell it to you. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Doesn't she have no money to buy it now?"

The lady interjected, "Who said I didn't have the money to buy it?" I'm going to withdraw the cash. You second-rate son, how could I run into such a fool as you. It's really bad luck today, it seems that I have to go to Tantuo Temple to burn incense when I go back. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "You still burn incense for your short life? Burning incense and Guanyin can't bless you. The lady was furious and said, "You're only short-lived." ”

Lin Xiaohu sneered: "Really? I don't know who has a short life. I've got a fatty liver and I'm still yelling there. I think she can live past the age of fifty, and sooner or later she will become cirrhosis of the liver, ascites, liver cancer......" The noble lady's face changed greatly, and she exclaimed, "You...... How do you know I have fatty liver?"

Lin Xiaohu pretended to be profound and said, "Your grandfather, I will look at the face." The lady was frightened, but she didn't care about Lin Xiaohu's words and took advantage of her, and shouted, "Really fake?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "I never lie. "I say in my heart that I never deceive people, only deceive non-human things.

The lady stared at Lin Xiaohu closely, looked up and down again, and said in disbelief: "You really know how to tell fortunes?"

Lin Xiaohu shook his head and said, "Do you understand?" If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Fortune-telling is just one of the most vulgar and kitsch sayings, referred to as the three vulgarities. It's very broad and profound, but you don't understand. The lady actually smiled and said, "Yes, I don't understand." Dare to ask you...... Do you really know how to look?"

Lin Xiaohu saw that she was so enthusiastic about fortune-telling, and her heart moved, maybe she could take back the ruby pendant in her hand like this, so she said loudly: "What will I do?" What if it won't? What's the matter with you? Anyway, you won't live long, so you can save it. ”

Lin Xiaohu said this, but the lady was not angry, and said, "How come I have never heard of it, I can see fatty liver by looking at my face?"

Lin Xiaohu saw that the boss was also looking at him in surprise, smiled proudly, and said, "Have you heard that the ** probe has landed on Mars?" Are there Martians on Mars?"

The woman looked puzzled, shook her head and then nodded. Lin Xiaohu said disdainfully: "There are many things you haven't heard of, don't they exist?" As I said earlier, if you look at a person's profoundness, you can not only see a person's future clearly, but also calculate his fate, but also see through his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, and see if he is sick, what kind of illness he has, and how long he can live...... You can see all of this. The lady was stunned, and her mouth opened wide in disbelief.

Lin Xiaohu pointed at her and said: "Just like now, if you stand in front of me, I can know at a glance that you have fatty liver, and I can also see that you are sick in other places, but this must be seen from palmistry." Do you believe it or not?" The lady shook her head blankly, but soon nodded again, and said with a smile: "You...... Can you help me take a look?"

Lin Xiaohu pursed his lips and said, "Why should I help you see it?" I'll help people see that it's going to be a year old. What's in it for me to show you?" The lady insisted and said, "As long as you can help me look at the photo, I can transfer this ruby pendant to you." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "That's not good, this gem pendant was originally my first fancy and should have belonged to me, how can it compare to my one-year longevity?" The noble lady was also happy, and said, "Then what do you say?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "It's very simple to let me show you the appearance, give me this ruby pendant first, and then apologize to me, and I'll show it to you." ”

The boss suddenly interjected: "Be careful of being deceived by him, there are many liars these years." ”

Lin Xiaohu glanced at him and said, "Isn't it a liar who doesn't need you to talk too much, hasn't the eldest sister herself seen it?" The lady nodded and said, "Yes, I don't think he really looks like a liar, and a liar won't know that I have fatty liver." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled but did not speak, pretending to be profound.

The noble lady smiled and said, "Master, please help me take a look." The bill for this gem pendant is for you......" he said, handing the bill in his hand to Lin Xiaohu.

Lin Xiaohu took it, looked at this ordinary document, he was angry and funny, he tried his best to snatch it over, so he cut the communication line of the silk cutter, and even used Jiang Shuhua's relationship to seal the store, who knew that he finally got it in such a way, it can be said that it was effortless. I knew it would be like this, so why bother?

Now it's good that I got the documents, but I also couldn't trade because I didn't have any cash in hand. I don't know when they'll be able to fix the lines of communication, or even if they'll be able to find out where the problem is. Lin Xiaohu could tell the boss that the communication line was cut under the cement pillar outside, but in this way, the real culprit behind the scenes also surfaced. He's not going to do that kind of self-digging grave thing. Alas, will you have to go to the bank outside to withdraw cash later?