Chapter 3 A "fart" thing
It was nine o'clock in the evening when he came out of "12 o'clock", and Cen Yutong did not say goodbye to Li Fengxuan, but quietly withdrew when he was singing in devotion. This is the tacit understanding between them: greetings and politeness, completely unnecessary.
There is a shift tomorrow morning, and she has to go back to take a nap to ensure that she is in good spirits during the show tomorrow morning. But tonight, maybe she heard Li Fengxuan tell too many, pee and fart cold jokes, she actually ran to the toilet several times in a row, and she had to apply two more layers of powder to suppress the dark circles under her eyes.
What's even worse is that I took some medicine and thought it was fine, but before going on the live broadcast, my stomach cramped again. Thinking of the toilet that he kept patronizing all night, Cen Yutong really wanted to cry without tears.
While sitting in the live broadcast room and cooperating with the gaffer to dim the light, I was familiar with the manuscript of the day again.
It's a very ordinary working day, and it means that there are no hot events that need to be followed up in the past few days, and there was no breaking news last night.
Haicheng TV has two groups of reporters on night duty every night, one group is on duty in the first half of the night, one group is on duty in the second half of the night, and in case of emergency, two groups will be sent out at the same time, and each group of reporters must make at least two night news in one night.
Curated news will not be written at night, so the night news is basically "short, flat, and fast", mainly relying on the news hotline, but how many clues can there be in the evening period? Therefore, when someone calls the hotline, even if it is a small car accident with scratches, it can make the night reporter a little excited.
The cruel thing about being a journalist is that as a person with a conscience, you shouldn't want something bad to happen; But as a reporter who wants to grab the news and grab the news, I can't help but hope to encounter excellent news topics in my heart.
As nighttime TV news, the most brilliant thing is the suddenness, because of the breaking news at night, the newspaper often has passed the printing deadline and has no time to see the newspaper; In today's rapid development of online self-media, even if someone releases emergencies through tools such as Weibo, people will still continue to rely on and trust traditional media, hoping to see the truth of the facts from TV, which is also the reliance of TV news to survive.
However, in today's news, there is really no small incident of cats and dogs getting lost. Zheng Yu, the editor in charge, had no choice but to pull the information newspaper reading news to an extremely lengthy one, and the rebroadcast of yesterday's evening news was also some high-level official-style articles, Cen Yutong read it all the way, if it weren't for the stomach cramps from time to time, he would have the desire to doze off.
"Host 5 seconds ready!" The voice of the director came from the headphones, almost half of "Haicheng You Are Early", followed by the newspaper reading section, Cen Yutong held back the colic pain from his abdomen, and reluctantly smiled.
The red light on the head of the camera aimed at her is on, which means that the director has cut the picture.
It's so good that it doesn't die, and a stream of turbidity rushes out of the body very cooperatively.
Cen Yutong was immediately stunned.
Different from the public's imagination, although in order to ensure quiet, the live broadcast room has made excellent sound insulation treatment, and the sound from the outside world cannot be transmitted, but this does not mean that any sound in the live broadcast room will be broadcast directly in the live program. Because the host's microphone is very directive, that is, where the microphone is pointing, the sound is very clear, and for the direction that is not pointed, the effect of expanding the volume is not obvious.
Therefore, the sound of turbidity is actually inaudible to others.
As the main subject, Cen Yutong was stunned, and subjectively felt that the fart had rushed into the sky with the radio waves and shared it with the people of the city.
What to do, what to do? …… Save the day! After Cen Yutong was stunned for a moment, his high-speed brain automatically extracted the cold technology he heard from Li Fengxuan yesterday:
"It's inevitable to be a little embarrassed to fart in public, but there is a good saying: 'Farts are the anger of life, how can there be no reason not to let go', farting and going to the toilet are both major life events, you can't save it, you can't bear it.
"I don't know what time you usually go to the toilet? As far as I know, the vast majority of people will choose to get up early, that is, at this time of the year, squatting on the toilet, and the stool will be refreshing, I often think, with my announcement, maybe you will be more happy. Haha, just kidding, in fact, I want to remind you that after you have a good time, don't forget to close the toilet seat.
"I'm not talking nonsense, studies have shown that if the toilet lid is open when flushing, then the instantaneous cyclone in the toilet can carry germs or microorganisms up to 6 meters into the air and suspend them in the air for several hours.
"Nowadays, in most families, toileting, washing, and showering are in one bathroom, it is conceivable that if you flush the toilet without a lid, those germs or microorganisms that have lived in your large intestine overnight will stay on the wall, as well as on the toothbrush, tooth cup, and towel, and then you take a toothbrush and tooth cup to brush your teeth, and wash your face with a towel, which ......"
At the beginning, I thought that Cen Yutong was in poor physical condition so she was stuck, anyway, the ratings of the show were average, and she was not a famous anchor, which was a tolerable small mistake, but then the cold technology she talked about in one breath directly shocked the staff in the studio from the editor in charge to the director to the broadcast to the subtitles to the sound control, and all the people stared blankly at Cen Yutong on the monitor - she didn't finish speaking, and she couldn't interrupt her to cut directly into other pictures!
And then I reacted -! Cen Yutong actually talked about, pee and fart on TV, and he talked so much!
Not to mention that this passage does not match before and after, and has little connection with the news before and after, from its own point of view, no matter how low the ratings of "Haicheng You Are Early" are, it is also an orthodox news column, as soon as the and pee fart comes out, the tall image program is directly lowered by several grades! She thinks Haicheng TV is a third-rate small broken station, can she not hide her mouth, and use vulgar language to pull ratings for ratings? !
Vulgar! In today's crackdown on the vulgarization of TV programs, if a city leader happens to see the program, this is not only her Cen Yutong's problem, but also the problem of the entire column group, and even Haicheng TV!
Zheng Yu's face turned pale, pushed the guide open, pulled the microphone of the intercom system, and shouted: "Cen Yutong, what the hell are you doing!" It's almost over, and it's in advertising! ”
Zheng Yu's angry voice broke into his ears, startling Cen Yutong, and finally realized that he was in trouble, and hurriedly rounded the field: "So...... For your health, you should close the toilet lid when flushing. Okay, then it's the advertising time, and the show will be more exciting in a while. ”
Zheng Yu instructed the director to cut into the advertisements and trailers, and shouted in a louder voice: "Cen Yutong, if you don't broadcast according to the script, this is a serious broadcast accident!" Don't go wrong again! ”
Am I wrong? Cen Yutong was a little aggrieved, but he had to continue to smile until the show was finished. In the interval between the news broadcast, she suddenly wandered, and in a trance she seemed to be still in "12 o'clock", and next to her ear was the song newly written by Li Fengxuan:
"When you laugh, I see you crying,
When you cry, maybe you're laughing,
The clouds in the sky are drifting, but where is your heart?
O woman beside me,
Please tell me, are you really happy? ”