Although this question is critical, no one can answer it, and the mirage shell is cold for a while, leaving only Luo Yongqing sweeping the dishes. It's hard for him, there have been many days of rice not entered, all supported by that cup of "South China Sea Ganlin Pure Water".

Lin Hao glanced at me, saw that I didn't react, and then stretched out his toes and kicked my legs, making a lip shape, as if it was "Beijing".

I immediately understood, I was deeply impressed by the stitch in my thigh before, sorted out my thoughts, and said to the old liar and Ao Xiaogui: "Hey, this, brothers, Lin Hao and I may be going to the capital recently!" ”

"Beijing, okay, let's go together, I haven't been there for a long time!" Ao Xiaogui was excited when he heard it, "I had already made an appointment with a few of them to go to the capital for a visit, and the last time I went was before the founding ......of the People's Republic of China."

"I'm quite familiar with the capital, I'll be your tour guide!" Luo Yongqing said without raising his head while licking the plate.

"It's okay," the old liar spat out a smoke ring again, "make good use of the soldiers, avoid their sharp energy, hit their lazy return, this qi curator, we all hide in the capital, plan and then move!" ”

Lin Hao and I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, did I say it clearly enough? "Lin Hao and I are going to go to the capital", why has it become a group tour of the capital now?

"There's no need to book a hotel, when you go to the capital, you can still find a warehouse with complete water and electricity," Ao Xiaogui has already begun to plan, "It's better to release the mirage shell, damn, I will go back to the East China Sea in a few days and ask the old lady to find a way to refine a kitchen and bathroom again!" ”

"Get another car," Luo Yongqing finished eating, smacking his mouth, "This breakfast is too vegetarian, it's all chicken soup and soy milk, it's best to get a few meat bones to gnaw, then it's cool!" ”

I opened my mouth, and just wanted to say that Lin Hao and I were two people, Lin Hao poked my waist, made a look, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll help you book tickets right away!" ”

"Ao Xiaogui, do you have an ID card?"

The old liar has been mixed in the world for 800 years, and he has already mixed up an ID card, Ao Xiaogui has just entered the WTO, and it is estimated that he does not have an ID card, and he is a population of unknown origin.

"How could I not have an ID?" Ao Xiaogui grinned, and took out a thick stack from his pocket, "The Chaos Tree has a special course "On the Self-Protection of the Descendants of the Immortals", you see, birth certificates, household registration books, ID cards, passports, medical insurance cards, driver's licenses, college graduation certificates, I have them all, and even the death certificate is ready!" ”

Lin Hao had never heard of this course at all, so he hurriedly asked, "What is the content of this course?" How to protect yourself? ”

"Hehe," Ao Xiaogui smiled, "What should I do if I rob a girl from you?" ”

"Shout, robbery—" Lin Hao blurted out.

"There's a fart, people are indifferent now, no one is birding you," Ao Xiaogui grimaced, "You're going to shout 'it's on fire, it's on fire', so that the whole building will come out." When you encounter a thief and no one helps you, you shout 'the police have beaten people', and the people can surround the road to death! If you meet someone pretending to be your husband and trying to forcibly pull you away, you will have to destroy other people's property, such as overturning a few roadside stalls, kicking a car with a driver on the side of the road, or snatching a pedestrian's mobile phone and throwing it on the ground. ”

Lin Hao leaned forward and leaned back with a smile, and said vigorously that Ao Xiaogui was too poor.

"Now that these documents are all online, can you find them on the Internet?" I was surprised.

"No problem, I can definitely find out," Ao Xiaogui blinked, "Who is our Ao Ye?" The Dragon Prince of the East Sea! Do you know where the main fiber optic cable of the Internet goes? Go all the way to the bottom of the sea, and use optical cables to set up a copycat server is not a matter of minutes? ”

"Then you don't want to get me a master's diploma, lest I study hard......" I was just about to go through the back door, when I saw Lin Hao staring at me viciously, "Uh, forget it, I should still study hard, knowledge changes destiny......"

"I want to ...... too" As soon as Luo Yongqing opened his mouth, he was reprimanded by me with righteous words, "Luo Yongqing, you are also a disciple of the Immortal Inheritance, is it okay to be a little enlightened?" We have to rely on our own efforts to change our fate, whether it is learning or practicing, we have to rely on our own sweat, or the left way, Mr. Lin, am I right? ”

Lin Hao's face softened a little, nodded and didn't speak, because she found that the old liar cleared his throat and was ready to start educating her on this topic, alas, children who are not talented in cultivation don't invite the master to hurt!

"Should we have a name for this team?" I quickly diverted the topic, and Lin Hao smiled at me gratefully.

"Yes, there should be a name to highlight the team culture and increase cohesion!" The old liar agreed, "We can't be a rabble of grass stage teams, we must also be organized and disciplined!" ”

"It's called the Hoe Immortal Squad!" As soon as I heard it, I knew that Ao Xiaogui was uneducated, do you think it was an anti-Japanese drama?

"Why don't you call it the Action Group for the Eradication of Evil?" The old liar thought for a moment, "Anyway, we are also subordinate to the 'Temple of Extermination'. ”

Luo Yongqing came over and said: "Just register a company, the universe is global, the galaxy black hole or something, whatever you call it!" ”

I thought these were not ideal, and inspired them to say: "The name must be high-end and high-grade, so that people will be intimidated when they hear it, and they don't know what we do, just like nuclear weapons are the most terrible on the launch pad." ”

"Then there are only military commanders, central commanders, national security agencies, homeland security departments and the like," said the old liar. ”

"This 'bureau' word is good, this has courage," I deeply agree, there is no better than the national machine qì in these years, "or it is called the ×× bureau, it is better to have a god word!" ”

Lin Hao thought for a while and said, "There is already a 'S.H.I.E.L.D.' in the United States, or we will call it the 'Kamikaze Bureau'?" ”

"It's not good," I shook my head like a rattle, "I made it feel like a Japanese devil, and I have encroached on Feng Sanniang's right to reputation, change it!" ”

"Divine Administration!" The old liar bared his teeth, "All the conditions are met, the gods, the bureau, and the urban management are all alive, and the courage is big enough!" ”

"Okay!" A few of us nodded one after another, the old liar still had a little ink in his stomach, but he fooled Qin Shi Huang back then. In fact, I think that just a few of us, the "Nerve Bureau" is the most reliable.

"Why do you have to give me a deputy director," Ao Xiaogui said, "Brother Chao must be the director, why do I have to be a deputy director, bureau?" ”

The last sentence was shouted at me, only shouting that I was like eating ginseng fruit and drinking Ganlin water, every pore on my body was so refreshing and ironed, and the position of power was really intoxicating.

"This job assignment should be carefully planned, and it must also be reported to the 'Temple of Extermination of Iniquity'," the old liar said, "If the 'Temple of Extermination of Iniquity' agrees, our 'Divine Administration' is really a regular immortal organization!" ”

"Yes, yes, everyone listens to the old liar!" I began to exercise the authority of the director, "He has been in the heavenly realm for more than a thousand years, and he is familiar with this system problem!" ”

As an immortal who has been demoted to the mortal world for 800 years, 800 years, it is a pig and has become a fine, Wenqu Xing and his aunt Xiaoqing, it only took 500 years to cultivate from a grass snake to a human form, the old liar is keenly aware of the meaning behind this seemingly child's play of the Divine Administration - the Three Realms Passage is closed, and the Divine Administration is the only legitimate institution in the heavenly realm in the human realm, isn't this? The second spring of the political zhì is coming!

The old liar gave full play to his political wisdom, and after some serious thinking, after the game, balance, lobbying, promise, patting and other means of Ao Xiaogui and other forces, he tried his best and weighed it repeatedly, and the Yellow Crane Tower 1916 drew several packets, and finally issued a list of positions, and after the first plenary meeting of the Divine Control Bureau, the collective applause was passed.

List of Duties of the Neurological Authority:

Director: **, Hanjiang City Trainee Land Master, Trainee Zhengshen;

First Deputy Director and General Counsel: Xu Fu, Langya Zhenren, demoted to the Nether Scattered Immortals;

Second Deputy Director and Minister of Finance: Ao Xiaogui, Prince of the Dragon of the East China Sea, Divine Beast;

Third Deputy Director and Chief of Operations: Luo Yongqing, a disciple of the Sirius lineage, a half-werewolf;

Minister of the External Liaison Department and Minister of the Logistics Department: Lin Hao, a real disciple of Langya, a cultivator in the early stage of Qi refining.

Other posts are temporarily vacant and may be created as needed. The emblem of the Divine Administration Bureau is set as "auspicious cloud water drop pendant Bi Xi Jue". In view of the fact that the mascot is too different between the dragon and the wolf, it will not be set for the time being.

"The First General Assembly of the Council was a successful Congress, a victorious Congress, a Unity Congress, a Congress that carried forward the past and forged ahead into the future, a successful Congress, and a high-level Congress. This conference elected the first leadership team with the apprentice gods as the core, and they will unite around the **, with a firm Taoist heart, to fight to the end for the cause of capturing the reincarnated immortals without permission. ”

――From "The Celestial Chronicles"