Chapter 56: Dumb and Dumb

After receiving Yu Chengchan's gift, Chen Xiangshan didn't dislike the other party from the bottom of her heart, and said to Lin Yuting with a smile: "That's a true god, what a god!" He was in the same class as me in elementary school, and at that time, in order to go to our restaurant every day to eat, he actually made up a martial arts novel by himself! Every night when I came home from school, he told me. I have to say that his compilation is quite attractive, at least when I was in elementary school, I listened to it with relish every time. But every time it comes to a critical moment, this bastard doesn't talk about it, and he has to invite him to eat at the restaurant at home to tell me, haha, just cheat to eat, he insists on telling me for a semester! ”

"This is too godly! I've been talking for a semester! ”

Lin Yuting looked at Fu Hao with a smile, thinking that these people around Fu Hao are all godlike, including Chen Xiangshan, they are not ordinary people!

"That guy is quite a god, you'll know when you see you."

Fu Hao will not sue Lin Yuting that the martial arts novel he wrote for Chen Xiangshan when Jackie Chan was in elementary school was actually made up by him and Yu Jackie Chan together.

That's when he showed a talent for writing novels. It's no wonder that he later went to write online novels, which he saw some clues from when he was in elementary school.

"Sister Xiangshan, Uncle Hao has something else to do, tell me about it, let me laugh at him again." can catch Chen Xiangshan, a person who knows Fu Hao, Lin Yuting's curiosity exploded, wanting to know more about Fu Hao.

"He's got a lot of trouble." Chen Xiangshan ate shrimp refreshingly and told Lin Yuting: "I remember that when he was in junior high school, he once went to my restaurant to help cook, and the master of the kitchen gave him a crucian carp and asked him to help fight for five minutes. The 'beating' that the master said was to use the microwave oven for five minutes, but this fool slapped the left and right after getting the fish, and hit it with his hands for five minutes! Ha ha! At that time, the people in the back kitchen were all amused by him! ”

"Hahaha! Is this really the case? Uncle Hao, you're too stupid! ”

"Who hasn't had the time for the too young, too simple Tucson to break? I guess if it was you and you were given a fish to fight for five minutes, your choice would be the same as mine. ”

"Haha, it's possible, I don't know what 'hitting' means microwave heat, but I'm sure I'm not as stupid as you are - hitting with your hands. I guess I'll hit it with a rolling pin, haha! ”

"It's not that much better with a rolling pin, is it?" Fu Hao laughed at Lin Yuting.

"So the two of us are a dumb and a melon, a natural pair!"

Lin Yuting now likes to tie herself up with Fu Hao, and this feeling makes her extremely sweet.

"Hey, hey, can you two be a little more restrained? Tell me why you are acting again? Girl, you and this white-headed guy are not all the way, don't be deceived by him. I'll tell you another thing about him......"

"Fat Shan, you're almost there! As if you didn't have any troubles, you have at least ten times more fucking troubles than I do! Let me tell you, Ting'er, this fat man was funny when he was in school...... "Fu Hao grabbed the right to speak and wanted to talk about Chen Xiangshan's troubles.

Lin Yuting asked curiously: "You two were classmates in elementary school?" ”

"No, she is three years higher than me, but both of us went to primary school affiliated to Beihang University, and the junior and senior high schools we later went to were all affiliated to Beihang High School, and we have always been alumni. I remember when I was in junior high school, this chubby girl liked to ride her bike to school, and whenever she waited for the traffic light, she had to stop and wait for the light. Ordinary people ride bicycles and wait for lights, all of which are supported by one foot and placed on the pedals with one foot. But this fat girl is lazy, and she doesn't even want to put her feet down to support the ground. If there is a car parked next to her, she likes to help the side of someone's car, like a wall, so that she doesn't have to land on the ground. Once, when she was waiting for the light, a van was parked next to her, and she tried to help someone's van, but it turned out ......"

"The car drove away, and Sister Xiangshan fell?" Lin Yuting guessed with a smile.

"Haha, it's funnier than that! The van that the fat man was going to support that day, the rear window was not closed, and there was a big fat girl sitting inside. Fat Zishan didn't look at it, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he directly pestled the face of the big fat girl, haha! The big fat girl was angry with the pestle, pulled the car door and got out of the car to beat the fat Shan, scared the fat Shan, and ran away in a flutter, the back is not much better than the eight precepts of the clouds! The speed is more than 100 miles per hour! I can't forget that scene now, haha! It's so funny, it's more fun than making a movie. ”

Lin Yuting imagined the back of the fat man who was running away on a bicycle, and couldn't help laughing.

"Tell each other about it, right? Okay, come on! Who's afraid of whom! Let me tell you, Sister Yuting, once this white-headed guy ......"

Chen Xiangshan and Fu Hao were on the bar, chewing Ma Xiaoer's troubles and shaking Fu Hao's troubles.

Fu Hao did not show weakness, Chen Xiangshan had much more troubles than him, and he also told Lin Yuting.

Lin Yuting was amused, and laughed several times this night.

Fu Hao and Chen Xiangshan reminisced about their youth, and they talked about each other's troubles, and they were both amused enough by each other.

This night, the three of them ate this meal and didn't do anything else, so they patronized and laughed.

From seven o'clock to nine o'clock, the three of them laughed for two hours.

Of course, Ma Xiaoer and they didn't eat less, Chen Xiangshan alone had a big appetite and peeled more than 200 pieces, and Fu Hao also ate 100 small ones.

In the end, Fu Hao went to buy the order, and after settling the bill, Chen Xiangshan took the lead in walking out of the restaurant with a big belly, and turned around and asked Fu Hao and Lin Yuting: "How do you two go, take the subway together?" ”

"What kind of subway, let's drive you back."

Fu Hao handed the car key to Lin Yuting, and Lin Yuting happily went to drive.

"You're coming by car?"

"Or else? Riding a bike? ”

"You're a poor bastard." smiled and gave Fu Hao a fat fist on his chest, and when he turned around and saw Lin Yuting enter a handsome white Daben, Chen Xiangshan was startled, and hurriedly asked Fu Hao: "Sister Yuting is a trench?" ”

"It's not. She's not a trench, I'm Hao, my name is Fu Hao, have you forgotten? ”

"You are Fu Hao, you are the trench!"

"Haha."

With a cheerful smile, seeing that Lin Yuting had skillfully driven the car to the side of the road, Fu Hao took Chen Xiangshan over to get into the car.

Fu Hao sat in the co-pilot's seat, and Chen Xiangshan sat in the spacious rear seat of the CLS.

As soon as he got in the car, the fat man sighed to Lin Yuting: "Ting beauty, the car you drive is enough, CLS63AMG!" ”

"Okay, you, you have a bit of eyesight." Fu Hao glanced back at Chen Xiangshan in amazement.

"This car is not mine, it is Uncle Hao's." Lin Yuting smiled sweetly and told Chen Xiangshan.

thought that Lin Yuting was joking, but seeing that Lin Yuting didn't look like she was joking, Chen Xiangshan immediately thought of something and asked Fu Hao: "Is it Sister Yu's car?" ”

"Hmm." Fu Hao responded casually.

"It seems that Sister Yu is developed again!"

"My sister has always been quite developed."

"I haven't seen Sister Yu for a long time, one day Sister Yu is free, you can help me make an appointment, have a meal with Sister Yu and chat, and let Sister Yu promote me. I'm always idle in state-owned enterprises, I'm almost bored, and I want to go out. ”

"Don't worry, when the big table comes back, I told my sister, we are going to get a film and television company to play together, and we will definitely bring you when the time comes."

"Really? Sister Yu is going to get involved in film and television entertainment? ”

"Anyway, don't ask around, I'll call you when things are ripe."

"Okay, this is what you said, if you don't call me then, I will smash the door of your house every day!"

"I really can't stand you, can we be as reserved as a girl? Don't fight and kill all the time. ”

"Playing with you and Yu Dabiao since childhood, I want to be reserved, am I reserved! I was taken by you two bastards, and I was already taken to the ditch. ”

"Haha, don't worry, Dabiao and I will bring you the Cotai Strip in the future."