I'm betting five bucks with you, and you can't guess what I'm doing!"

What the? What is "catching earthworms"? Your whole family is squatting in the grass on the side of the road in the middle of the night in the cold wind to catch earthworms!

I'm "catching a traitor"! "Catch rape", do you understand? That's what Wu Dalang, who sold cooking cakes, did. However, Wu Dalang also has a brother Yun to help release the wind, and I am alone. This kind of very faceless thing, only Wu Dalang's fool will make a storm in the city.

If you go to the mother, she will gasp and sue you, "catch the adulterer", the official full name is "catch the adulterer", that is, to find the fact that the other party in the marriage is unfaithful to the marriage, which is basically a thing that hurts others and is not beneficial to yourself!

So according to the definition of Du Niang, I was a little stunned, which was caused by many factors, one is that I am not married to the other party who was caught, but we are a doll pro who was ordered together in open crotch pants...... (Delete the two crosses here, and make up for it yourself); The second is that I don't think I can beat the adulterer "Ximen Qing", and I don't have a fierce "Tiger Fighter" brother to help me avenge me.

Things have to start from the beginning.,This afternoon I finally found a Japanese physiology and hygiene teacher's teaching video seed.,Just about to download it.,I saw the little penguin flashing very undisciplinedly.,My girlfriend Gao Yue'e said to me: "If you take me to see 'Super 7', I'll take you to Super 8!" ”

Familiar, right? That's right, it's called Gao Yue'e, the same name as the wife of the "second senior brother", in the performance department of the conservatory of music in our school, the two of us were admitted to university from a village, and I was in the chemistry department. Our village is also called "Gaojiazhuang", and my father, as the most educated high school student in the village before me, gave me a name at a very high level, called "**". Don't laugh! Laugh again, come here, I promise not to kill you!

I saw Gao Yue's information, and I turned off the computer very decisively, pretending that I was not online.

Hmph, who are you fooling? Today is not April Fool's Day, "Fast and Furious 7" has just come out, 3D, 100 yuan a ticket! This loser refuses to accompany me to self-study at night every day, and now she has no money to watch movies and thinks of me? also lied to me, saying that he would take me to watch "Furious 8", and the male protagonist of "Furious 7" was killed, and he went to the cemetery to watch "Furious 8"?

After seeing through Gao Yue'e's tricks, I am very proud, how high is my IQ? As the first college student in the history of the village, I scored more than 130 points in mathematics and 140 points in physics in the college entrance examination. Nothing to offer, either treachery or theft!

Last time, he lied to me, saying that his living expenses were over, and he asked me to invite her to dinner, and he had to eat a buffet, 68 yuan per person, which is so expensive, and I usually have about 5 yuan for a meal. The most annoying thing is that I invited her to dinner, and after she returned to the village, she said to people, "** has no demeanor at all, eat buffet and eat hazed, eat more than a dozen plates, and finally eat pancreatitis, and I want to send him to the hospital, and it took thousands of injections!" ”

Do you think I do? 68 yuan a person, can I not eat it back? 68 yuan to buy pig feed, you can feed the piglets out of the slaughter. Besides, hasn't my father already paid you the money for the doctor's treatment? My father also said to her father, it stands to reason that she is my daughter-in-law who has never been through the door, and even everyone is mine, so what money do you want to talk about?

However, after I turned off the computer, I felt a little uneasy in my heart, just like drinking milk tea with foot washing water, I always felt that something was wrong. At the beginning of this semester, Gao Yue'e also took the initiative to make a bet with me, saying that in order to study hard, this semester we must insist on not meeting each other and not contacting each other, and we are not allowed to mention each other to others.

Everyone in the village knows that I am the most determined, and I can run myself to the point of foaming at the mouth by beating grass and rabbits in the village! So in order to win this bet, I almost forgot what she looked like, so why did she lose a French steak in order to get two movie tickets for nothing? French steak is so expensive, it's not logical!

I thought about it seriously for a few minutes, and then I remembered that this laptop is not mine, it belongs to Luo Yongqing in my dormitory, he sleeps on my upper bunk, a basketball major in the school's physical education department, with a height of 1.96 meters, 100 kilograms, with a hairstyle of "washing, cutting and blowing", and always spraying perfume called "difficult to bring ducks", which does not smell good at all. I also found a master in Hong Kong to tattoo a "dragon fruit" on my chest, saying that my numerology five elements lack wood, fire, soil and water, and it just so happens that "dragon fruit" has all the "wood, water, fire and earth". I think he still lacks virtue, how can it be like my life, except for lack of money, I don't lack anything!

Luo Yongqing is often not in the dormitory, he has a silver car, what kind of broken car only has two seats, broken even the canopy is gone, from the back of the car butt to pull a piece of cloth covered, and can not pull goods, not as good as the tractor in our village, but many beautiful girls like to take pictures with his broken car, saying that it is a famous foreign car, I don't know why!

This laptop was put in the bedroom by Luo Yongqing, and in order to prevent theft, it was handed over to me for safekeeping and let me use it.

The condition is that I have to log in to his QQ every three days, and send a sentence to each girl in his friend group marked as "started", "I am still interning abroad, and the work intensity of the world's top 500 companies is so high, but I really increase my knowledge and am very busy, but I miss you ......", and then send a sentence to each girl in the friend group marked as "not started", "Let's go to the evening self-study together today?" Have a supper together at night, and then go to the 'Dizi Pavilion' on the top of the mountain to see the stars? Finally, I want to use his name to send a few "The cool breeze is found, the autumn moon is boundless, who can accompany me to reminisce?" If any girl replies to the letter, I will notify him as soon as possible, so that he can respond quickly.

"Adulterer!" I reacted immediately, my wife-to-be who didn't pass through the door was seducing my roommate, what "Fast and Furious 8", I remembered, there is a fast business hotel at each door of the southeast and northwest gates of the school, which is called "Super 8 Holiday Inn". What are you doing with Super 8? It must be to do "big health care", you think I don't understand anything?

Bah! Dogs and men, I'm going to catch one of you, and when I get back to the village, I'll soak you in the pig cage!

So I'm now ambushed in the green belt in front of the Super 8 Hotel at the east gate of the school, there are too many Super 8 at the school gate, I don't know which one, Gao Yue'e QQ didn't make it clear, I didn't dare to startle the snake, so I picked the biggest one, and guarded it here.

However, as the first high-achieving student in my village to be admitted to the chemistry department of this nationally renowned university, I am not impulsive at all, and I will definitely not attack rashly. Luo Yongqing's height and weight are worth one and a half of me, the last time he took a shower in the dormitory, I saw it, the muscles on his arms and thighs are like little mice, they can move, and those chest muscles can clamp me to death!

I compare myself with him, just like Sun Wukong standing in front of the giant spirit god, it is estimated that with his strength, he will tear me alive and won't take a breath! So to deal with this kind of guy with developed limbs and washing, cutting and blowing on his head, I have to talk about strategy and skill.

According to my research on physiology, human potential can explode, for example, if you give me 80 pounds of textbooks, I will definitely not be able to take it. But if I picked up 80 catties of RMB on the road, I would run with a brisk walk on my back. Therefore, if you can catch them off guard when the adulterer is adulterous and I am the adulterer, and when the two of them are panicked and have a weak heart, accurately hit Luo Yongqing's adulterer's physiological defense weakness (you know), plus my small universe erupts, there is still a slight possibility of victory!

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