If a big lobster kowtows to you in fear before it sees that you are going to eat it, can you still bear to eat it?

I'm running into this problem right now, and it's really hard to choose! But Ao Xiaogui and the old liar seemed unaffected, and were still happily feasting.

The soft bed in the Mirage Shell Villa was more comfortable than any bed I had ever slept in, and I slept until dusk. When Ao Xiaogui offered to invite us to dinner, the old liar and I agreed without hesitation. I feel deeply sad for Ao Xiaogui, the rich N generation, there is a precedent of "Little Pepper" Lin Hao, who was remembered by the old liar, and it is estimated that our future lives will depend on him!

Naturally, there will be no canteens in the secret realm of the "Chaos Tree" small world, and the students here are all strange, and the food is also varied, where can I concentrate on food? So everyone forages for food on their own.

Ao Xiaogui took us to a very luxurious seafood restaurant, which is actually called "Crystal Palace", isn't this to Ao Xiaogui's house?

The whole hall is arranged in the shape of an aquarium, with all kinds of lobsters, marine fish, scallops, and ivory mussels raised in it, and girls in bikinis swimming around in it with rubber fish tails and oxygen tanks on their backs, and I don't know if I can order them!

As soon as we entered the lobby of the seafood restaurant, the aquarium in the whole hall was boiling, and all kinds of seafood rushed to the center of the hall, constantly hitting the glass wall, and the glass box of the aquarium was as loud as a rainstorm.

The "mermaid girls" in the aquarium were all frightened, and the lobby manager was so frightened that the face was blank, and a large group of security guards waited in the hall with pale faces, ready to evacuate the guests once the glass box broke.

Ao Xiaogui waved his hand lightly, and said with a grunt in his mouth, I guess the translation should be "No courtesy, let's disperse!" The seafood were quieter and no longer hit the glass wall, but they still lay on the bottom of the water, motionless.

The lobby manager took a long breath and walked over to greet us with a smile on his face. Generally speaking, with the image of me and the old liar, the manager of any seafood restaurant doesn't like to deal with me very much, but Ao Xiaogui's whole body exudes the breath of a rich man, and at first glance he is the gold owner.

"Arrange a luxury bag for me!" Ao Xiaogui said very coaxingly, "Lobsters, abalone, fresh squid, groupers, and flower crabs are all here!" ”

"Won't you pick the ingredients beforehand?" The lobby manager asked cautiously.

"No, you take a net bag, put it in the water, there will be seafood crawling in by itself, and what is in the net pocket in ten minutes, we will eat anything!" Ao Xiaogui's proposed method sounded weird, "But before cooking, bring it to me alive!" ”

"Huh? Is that okay too? You're not kidding, are you? "The lobby manager is a little stupid, if it weren't for the fact that Ao Xiaogui was indeed dressed extraordinarily, he would suspect that a few of us had slipped out of the Neurological Hospital.

Ao Xiaogui was a little impatient, reached out and took out a wad of banknotes and threw them in the arms of the lobby manager, and said with a grin: "This is 10,000 yuan, what we will eat later, we will refund more and make up for less, if there is no seafood to climb into the net pocket, 10,000 yuan will be yours!" ”

After confirming that the banknote in his hand was not a dark coin, he arranged for a welcome lady to send us into the private room, and with a strange face to manipulate a large net bag for seafood, "keep the pocket and wait for fresh".

"Little turtle, is it okay to climb in by yourself with a net bag and other seafood just now?" When the welcome lady went out and waited for the food, I hurriedly asked Ao Xiaogui.

"Why not? It is their greatest honor to be eaten by me! Ao Xiaogui replied lightly.

"Is it an honor to be eaten by you? That's the end of life! Don't they run? "I have some doubts that if any emperor wants to eat me, Lao Tzu promises to be the first to stand up and revolt.

"Run?" Ao Xiaogui was happy, "Don't talk about running, for a quota that I eat, they may not be able to earn their heads!" ”

I'm a little speechless, isn't this seafood thinking different from people?

"For the Sea Clan, the dragon is not only their king, but also their spiritual totem, being eaten by the dragon is their greatest glory, equivalent to a martyr who sacrificed his life for the country!" Seeing that I still didn't understand, the old liar explained, "And the dragon is the first divine beast between heaven and earth, and the sea clan's body can obtain dragon qi when it enters the dragon body, so that the soul will not be destroyed and become a sea spirit!" ”

Ao Xiaogui nodded and said appreciatively: "Xu Zhenren is really well-informed!" ”

As he was talking, there was a "squeak", the door of the private room opened, and the lobby manager walked in with a big basket, so excited that his whole body was uncoordinated, and his tone changed: "Sir, you are really godly, as soon as the net pocket goes down, there will be seafood crawling in, and the master of our back kitchen will say at a glance, all are the most expensive and best in the aquarium, do you have a special function?" ”

As soon as the lobby manager opened the basket, I stretched out my head to see that it was full of live seafood, especially the big lobster, and raised two big claws, as if kowtowing, which made me feel strange in my heart.

Ao Xiaogui glanced at it, and muttered another sentence in his mouth, and the seafood was so excited that he crawled in the basket for a while.

I whispered to the old liar, "Are you sure the seafood is shivering with joy rather than being shivering with fear?" ”

The old liar gave me a blank look and whispered: "The law of the food chain is also the way of heaven, don't you eat chicken, duck and fish?" Didn't you see Ao Xiaogui just reciting a mantra? He had already canonized these seafood as sea spirits. Anyway, he was going to be eaten, but he was eaten by his own totem, and he was also sealed by Hailing, which is just shit luck! ”

The lobby manager walked away with a basket of cheerful seafood, and Ao Xiaogui turned his head and said very seriously to me and the old liar, "What is this?" In the East China Sea, the Crystal Palace Imperial Dining Room is a fat department! ”

After a while, the seafood was served, and I was still overcoming my psychological barriers, the old liar and Ao Xiaogui had already eaten with a mouth full of oil, and the fragrance was fragrant, and I had to follow the laws of heaven to become the upper link in the food chain.

"What do you guys drink?" A waitress girl wearing a cheongsam that was forked up to the root of her thighs came in, and I took a bite of the lobster pincers fiercely, and then glanced at the forks of the cheongsam.

"Or, Lafite in '82?" The old liar, in line with the psychology of slaughtering Ao Xiaogui and robbing the rich to help the poor, proposed a vulgar scumbag construction. The old liar lives on the poverty line, where has he drunk such a good red wine, this is probably still too much TV series, so knowing that 82-year-old Lafite is a good thing.

"Don't, don't!" Ao Xiaogui waved his hand, "We brought our own drinks!" Where is there any 82-year-old Lafite, who has been drinking for decades, has long drunk the essence, and all of them are fake! ”

"What do you drink? 82 years of Sprite and fresh orange? "I think the '82-year-old drink has expired.

Ao Xiaogui waved his hand, kicked the cheongsam girl out, and mysteriously took out a small bottle from his pocket, which was about the size of the international famous brand "SIX GOD" Liushen Flower Water Bottle, laid out three cups, and began to pour into the cups. A cup of more than 200 milliliters was easily filled with three cups, and it seems that this flower water bottle is also a treasure.

"South China Sea Ganlin Pure Water!" The old liar's eyes widened, "You actually have such a good thing?" ”

Ao Xiaogui smiled proudly: "You don't want to see what the relationship between my family and the South China Sea is?" ”

The old liar carefully picked up the cup, took a sip gently, closed his eyes, as if he was quietly feeling the comfort brought by this water, and only sighed for a long time, and said with emotion: "Nanhai Ganlin pure water, it is said that ten thousand catties of South China Sea water only produce one drop, and the mutton fat jade net bottle of Nanhai Guanyin is this water, and the queen mother can only drink it at the peach meeting, I am not enough level!" I can't imagine that I, Xu Fu, can't drink it in the heavenly realm, and after being relegated to the mortal world for eight hundred years, I can still drink the pure water of the South China Sea Ganlin......"

Looking at Ao Xiaogui's proud and arrogant look, and the old liar's infinitely emotional decay, I also put down the lobster tongs and raised my glass, ready to taste this miraculous South China Sea Ganlin pure water.

Before I could pour into my mouth, there was a "bang", and the door of the private room was knocked open, and a figure stumbled in, covered in blood.

/* The old flying demon implores all the officials, if you look at it, a light click of your fingers, collection, recommendation, reward, all kinds of requests, thank you! */

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