Chapter 53: The Carp Leaps Over the Dragon Gate
"Immortals?" Ao Xiaogui was stunned for a moment, he still didn't know the task of me and the old liar, "How is it possible?" ”
Han Fei'er also looked at the old liar blankly, feeling that he was speaking the language of another world, only I understand the meaning of the old liar, there must be a demon when things go wrong, no, a fairy!
"Neither from the point of view nor from the scientific point of view, it is impossible for drugs to be hidden in the body of live seafood!" The old liar lit another cigarette, all of which were spoiled by Lin Hao, completely ignoring the opinion of Han Fei'er, a lady, "Unless ......"
"Unless what?" Ao Xiaogui asked anxiously.
"Unless, these seafood are at the mercy of drug dealers!" The old liar glanced at Ao Xiaogui and said meaningfully.
"Impossible!" Ao Xiaogui was anxious, stood up and vetoed categorically, "Only the dragon clan can command all the sea clans!" There can be no such scum in the dragon clan! ”
"It's not just the dragons," the old liar added, "in addition to commanding the sea clan, he also needs to use the immortal technique of 'gathering sand into a tower' to gather the drugs spit out of his body!" ”
"Yes," I nodded in agreement, "if a bag is hidden inside the seafood, it will also be detected by an X-ray scan!" ”
"In other words, this drug dealer should be an immortal or god of the dragon clan!" The old liar came to a conclusion, "Otherwise, you can't use the magic of immortals!" ”
"This ......" Ao Xiaogui couldn't accept it, but he couldn't refute the old liar's inference, if Han Fei'er said the truth, then the old liar's inference was reasonable.
"Water has spirits, and dragons are hidden, although there are many dragons, but there are not many dragons with gods. Ao Guang, the old dragon king of the East China Sea, has a fruit position, the third prince of the West Sea has a fruit position, and the dragon kings of the four seas, Ao Guang, Ao Qin, Ao Shun, and Ao Yan have a god position," the old liar raised his fingers, "These people are not very likely, then, who will it be?" ”
I'm also at a loss, I'm not very familiar with the list of heavenly immortals, and I can't even think of an old liar, and it's impossible for me to know.
"You counted one," Ao Xiaogui, who had not squeaked all the time and was still struggling with his thoughts, said with a happy face, "Nanhai Guanyin ......"
"Impossible!" I categorically interrupted Ao Xiaogui's words, this is too, if even the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva who rescued the suffering and rescued the suffering went to sell drugs, then my outlook on life would be completely dark!
"Yes, that's it!" The old liar clapped his hands, "Why didn't I think of it?" That makes sense! ”
"It can't really be the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva selling drugs, right?" I was stunned and asked weakly.
"Huh?" The old liar looked at me like an idiot and said, ", how could Guanyin go to drug trafficking?" ”
"Uh...... Didn't you say that? I breathed a sigh of relief, but I also felt aggrieved.
Ao Xiaogui laughed, "It's not the same thing, we're talking about the fish basket Arowana sitting on the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva!" ”
"Isn't it a dragon?" I was a little out of tune, "Why did you become a fish again?" ”
"There are thirty-three incarnations of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea," the old liar explained, "such as Guanyin with a Thousand Hands, Guanyin with a Pure Bottle with Willows, Guanyin with a Sending Child, Guanyin with Dripping Water, etc., among which the most profound incarnation of Taoism is the incarnation of Guanyin in the fish basket!" ”
"Oh - I know," I remembered the New Year's paintings, "is Guanyin barefoot, without makeup, without makeup, without washing his mouth and face, with a thread in his hand, and a bamboo basket tied to the other end of the thread, and a golden carp in the basket?" ”
The old liar was a little speechless, and Ao Xiaogui smiled and said, "It's her!" ”
"What does that have to do with the dragons?" I still haven't figured it out.
Ao Xiaogui sighed and said, "Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is only a Bodhisattva, she has a noble status and mana far superior to that of ordinary Buddhas, so the people around her have all attained the fruit position. The golden carp was also unwilling, and begged the Bodhisattva for an identity, and the Bodhisattva was soft-hearted, so that my grandfather opened the dragon gate, let the carp jump out of the dragon gate and turn into a dragon, and also Bo a 'fish basket golden Arowana' god! ”
"Damn, Arowana, peanut oil?" I said indignantly, "Needless to say, it's it, women are trouble, nepotism kills people!" A fish is also a god, and Lao Tzu is still a trainee who works hard! ”
"I think, it's the best thing to do," the old liar pinched his fingers and calculated, I saw through it, but it was pretending, but it didn't really work, "It's still demonic and doesn't change when you become a god!" ”
Ao Xiaogui also nodded and agreed, it seemed that he didn't have much affection for the Arowana.
Han Fei'er was completely dizzy, watching me chatter with the old liar, pulled the corner of my clothes, and asked weakly, "Are you acting in a sitcom or are you serious?" You mean to say that the gods are selling drugs? ”
"Uh-" I was asked, yes, what are the gods doing selling drugs, Feng Sanniang is too playful, come down to experience life, why does this Arowana sell drugs?
"Diamonds!" The old liar is worthy of being an old-timer, with a bright brain, and directly pointed out the main point, "It needs diamonds!" If you look at the fact that it doesn't charge cash for drug trafficking, you know that its purpose is diamonds! ”
Ao Xiaogui didn't understand again, and asked repeatedly: "It's a fish, what kind of diamond does it want?" ”
A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I asked the old liar: "Could it be that it has something to do with the essence of the five elements?" ”
"Five Elements Essence?" Ao Xiaogui was taken aback, "If it is the Five Elements Essence, it is possible, this thing is too precious, although I am rich in the East China Sea and the Three Realms, there is not much Five Elements Essence!" ”
As for the inference that Arowana needs diamonds because of the essence of the five elements, I am completely self-conscious, but I have "Bi Xi Jue" in my body, did Arowana also steal a treasure in the Nether?
I hurriedly asked, "Could it be that it also has a way to purify the Five Elements Essence from diamonds?" ”
The old liar shook his head and said, "I don't know, theoretically, only fifty Heavenly Treasures can produce the Five Elements Essence, but, I guess, it must have a way that we don't know about!" ”
"Yes, it has a way!" Ao Xiaogui suddenly said, "You have forgotten the fish basket, Guanyin Bodhisattva's fish basket is definitely a treasure!" ”
All the mysteries have been solved, I and the old liar glanced at each other, my heart was full of gloom, Feng Sanniang has not been solved, according to the meaning of my master Jiang Taigong, first Taoguang to avoid its edge, I don't want to have a golden dragon fish in Harbin City, this matter is troublesome!
"Xu Zhenren, Brother Chao," Ao Xiaogui glanced at us and said hesitantly, "You guys...... Are you hiding something from me? ”
The old liar and I glanced at each other, completely ignoring Han Fei'er, who was already going crazy on the side, and nodded at the same time.
"Ao Xiaogui, you make another natal oath," the old liar said solemnly, "What I say to you below must be kept secret!" ”
Ao Xiaogui was already so curious that he couldn't restrain himself, and quickly made a life oath. The old liar has a problem with the heavenly realm "reincarnation disk", the reincarnation of the gods, I was named a trainee of the land, and I was ordered by the Erlang God to arrest the reincarnated immortals with the old liar.
Ao Xiaogui's eyes lit up when he heard this, and I was a little worried that he couldn't control his original form and directly scared Han Fei'er to death.
"Brother Chao, Boss Chao," Ao Xiaogui grabbed my hand, "Boss, can you let me join you?" It's a good idea to go to the soup! ”
I looked at the old liar, and the old liar nodded quickly, I knew that the old liar had long wanted to tie Ao Xiaogui, the rich N generation, to our carriage, but would Erlang God agree?
"Ao Xiaogui, I can't be the master of this matter, I need to ask the Heavenly Realm 'Evil Eradication Palace' for instructions!" I thought about it again and again, and then I said, "However, I can invite you to join us in my capacity as the mandate holder!" However, whether or not you will be rewarded after this quest is completed depends on the will of the 'Temple of Iniquity'! ”
"It doesn't matter if the award is not rewarded," Ao Xiaogui danced excitedly, "I don't lack anything except the god position, I just like this, boss, don't worry, I promise to take the lead!" ”
The old liar came over, and the old treacherous and cunning said to Ao Xiaogui: "Then you make another natal oath, you will never betray us, and you can't give up halfway!" ”