Chapter 242: The Lion Opens His Mouth
"Okay." Lin Xiaohu nodded, watched the girl go into the kitchen, and said in his heart that this chick seemed to have a little more meat on her ass......
Lin Xiaohu watched Xie Feifei walk into the bedroom gracefully, Xiao Jun next to him touched his arm, and whispered: "Don't look at it, my sister has a master, she can't look down on you!"
Lin Xiaohu was taken aback by what he said, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Xiaojun, you can't talk nonsense, I just observed the structure of the house at random, and it didn't mean what you said at all!"
"Brother Lin, don't explain, we both know who we are!" Xiaojun laughed so cheaply, Lin Xiaohu couldn't wait to punch him, you know a fart, we are not all the way!
Lin Xiaohu smiled, didn't answer, and pointed to a big wave of plump swimsuit beauties on TV and said, "It's really good."
Xiao Jun glanced at it, lifted Erlang's legs and pouted disdainfully: "It's just a C cup, not as big as my girlfriend!"
Lin Xiaohu picked up an orange in the fruit bowl and peeled it, threw one in his mouth and asked casually, "How big is your girlfriend?"
Lin Xiaohu didn't think he would answer, and stared at the TV without looking back.
Xiao Jun looked at Xie Feifei's bedroom, leaned closer and whispered, "Brother Lin, guess what?"
Lin Xiaohu saw him smiling lewdly, his heart moved, he threw another orange and caught it with his mouth, and said softly tentatively: "It won't be a D cup!"
"It's an F cup!"
"What?!" All the oranges that Lin Xiaohu had just chewed in his mouth sprayed on Xiaojun's proud face.
"Brother Lin, you didn't mean it, did you?" Xiao Junjun's face was sprayed like a little cat, he picked up a tissue and hurriedly wiped it clean, and went to the bathroom to clean it before walking out slowly.
At this time, Xie Feifei also walked out of the bedroom, walked to Lin Xiaohu's side, and whispered to Lin Xiaohu: "Xiaohu, you're not hungry yet, you have to wait for a while."
Lin Xiaohu smiled and waved his hand: "Sister Feifei, don't be too polite, I haven't lived at home for a few days!" I'm not a guest. ”
Xie Feifei said 'um' and said to Xiao Jun: "Xiao Jun will talk to your brother Lin more, and my sister will go to the kitchen to help." After speaking, he looked at Lin Xiaohu again, and Lin Xiaohu nodded with a smile.
Xiaojun patted his chest and swore solemnly: "Sister, don't worry, Xiaojun, I will definitely let Brother Lin have fun at our house."
As soon as Xie Feifei turned around and entered the kitchen, Xiaojun sat next to Lin Xiaohu, hugged Lin Xiaohu's shoulders and smiled lewdly: "Brother Lin, I was jealous and hated just now, otherwise how could I have such a big reaction!"
"Why! I was just scared of you! Of course Lin Xiaohu can't admit it, his Qianqian is not so big, hateful! Pushing away Xiao Jun's arm, he smiled and said, "You kid won't be bragging, right?"
"Damn, can you blow this thing?" When Xiaojun heard this, he was anxious and glared at Lin Xiaohu and said.
Lin Xiaohu leaned his back on the sofa leisurely, threw another orange into his mouth, and Xiaojun subconsciously stayed away.
"I don't believe that the best can be found so casually, I haven't seen a few in real life when I'm so big." Lin Xiaohu continued to stimulate Xiaojun and said.
Xiaojun slapped his thigh and said in a muffled voice: "Then how do you say you can believe it?" Speak it up and see! ”
Lin Xiaohu could see that Xiaojun was interested in that big. Milk. The girlfriend is very proud, otherwise she wouldn't be so anxious, and others will deny her.
I was amused in my heart, and I touched my chin with some anticipation, and I pretended to think about it before I said slowly: "Unless I see a real person!"
"But now that she's gone to another place, she won't be able to come back for a while!" Xiaojun was very distressed.
Lin Xiaohu spread his hands and sighed: "Then there is no way, I don't believe it."
Xiao Jun touched his head and meditated, and finally slapped his head and laughed: "Why are we two so stupid!"
"Have you figured out a way?" Lin Xiaohu asked happily.
"I have a picture of her, I can't show it to you!"
Xiaojun took out his mobile phone, opened it for a while and seemed to suddenly remember something, turned his head to look at Lin Xiaohu and said, "I put my girlfriend's. Son showed you, wouldn't that be a loss for me? ”
Lin Xiaohu said in his heart that you only knew, and said impatiently: "If you don't say it, I won't say it, how can anyone know that you have suffered a loss."
"......"
"But what's the matter, I think you're just bragging and fooling you Brother Lin!" Lin Xiaohu squeezed.
Xiaojun really couldn't stand the excitement, impulsively handed the phone to Lin Xiaohu's eyes, and said loudly: "Then I'll let you see if it's a lie!"
"I can't see closer!" Lin Xiaohu got a little closer, and his saliva almost stayed.
Wow! It's really the best milk. The absolute F cup of the red show!
Lin Xiaohu believes in his eyes, and his valuation has rarely been wrong! The appearance of the chick on the mobile phone is also very punctual, Xiaojun is blessed! Lin Xiaohu is really envious, jealous and hateful now.
"Brother Lin didn't lie to you." Xiao Jun looked at Lin Xiaohu's red light and smiled with satisfaction.
Lin Xiaohu didn't say anything against his will, nodded affirmatively and exclaimed: "This woman should only be in Europe and the United States, and the men of the Celestial Dynasty have heard of it a few times."
Xiaojun laughed even more happily after hearing this, forgetting that Lin Xiaohu, the big pervert, had feasted his eyes.
"Brother Xiaojun, what position do you usually come in?" Lin Xiaohu asked for advice very humbly, after all, he didn't have a lot of experience in this area, and he would hate less when he studied otherwise he would use it in the future.
The little traitor smiled and said softly: "Of course it's that position!"
The two big perverts looked at each other, hated each other, and laughed lewdly.
"What are you talking about, smiling so happily?" Xie Feifei was also happy to see that they were getting along well, and walked over, put her hand on her brother's shoulder and asked softly.
Xiao Jun pinned his face to the side, he would not be embarrassed to say it.
Lin Xiaohu saw Xie Feifei's gaze looking at him again, and subconsciously glanced at her breasts, which were also quite big, but there was still some distance from the super large, and waved his hand with a smile: "The topic between men, women don't disturb."
Xie Feifei snorted, knowing that they hadn't talked about anything serious, peeled off a banana peel, took a bite, and sang an unknown ballad and walked away.
"Does Ringo smoke?" Xiaojun touched his pocket and asked Lin Xiaohu.
Lin Xiaohu nodded, he was suffocated in Mengmeng's house.
Xiao Jun felt in his pocket and took out a cigarette box, twisted it, threw the box on the coffee table in frustration, and cursed in his mouth: "Fucking finished smoking again."
stood up and said to Lin Xiaohu: "You wait, I'll go in and get some of my sister's cigarettes out and smoke them first."
Lin Xiaohu grabbed his arm and said with a smile: "Why are you so troublesome, I'm also a smoker, don't you prepare a little cigarette?"
Xiaojun pursed his lips and said, "I'm so troubled by good cigarettes, and I can't get used to smoking them in general!"
Obviously, Xiaojun thinks that Lin Xiaohu's cigarettes are not of any grade.
Lin Xiaohu didn't defend Shi Shiran took out a box of incense from his jacket pocket, put a cigarette on his mouth first, lit a fire, and then threw one to Xiaojun, who was standing stupidly.
Xiao Jun caught it with one hand and put it in front of him, and saw the sign clearly, he was usually idle and well-informed, and let out an exclamation of 'wow', pointing to the cigarette in his hand and saying, "Brother Lin, where did you get it?" This is a special cigarette that only senior leaders can smoke? I've only smoked it once when I've been dipped in a buddy's light, and I'm still reminiscing about it. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled and didn't want him, keeping it mysterious, and sure enough, Xiaojun's gaze at Lin Xiaohu also had more respect.
Paralyzed, it seems that this society can't do it without pretending to be forced!
Of course, Lin Xiaohu didn't have the ability to get this kind of cigarette by himself, this was still given to him by Mao Mao when he went to the provincial capital to obey her father from his own home, saying that smoking too many inferior cigarettes hurt his body.
More than ten minutes later, when Lin Xiaohu was chatting with Xiaojun about the common topic of the two, they also smoked five or six cigarettes, of course, Lin Xiaohu only smoked one, and the others fell into the ashtray in front of Xiaojun.
Lin Xiaohu sounds so weird, this kid can't be talking about himself, right?
The two were smoking and farting, and Lin Xiaohu felt the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate.
Picked it up and looked at it, it was Chu Youfang's phone, and he went out to answer the phone outside.
Chu Youfang opened the conversation with him about everything from national events to firewood, rice, oil and salt.
Lin Xiaohu expected what he wanted to say, but he didn't bother to speak if he didn't say it first.
After saying a lot, Chu Youfang over there began to lose his breath, and said in his heart that this guy would pretend.
"Huh...... Our Shuangshui Town Urban Flood Control Project, Xiaohu, aren't you interested? ”
Chu Youfang suddenly asked with a smile.
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "For the urban flood control project in Shuangshui Town, Mr. Guo and I do have a little interest, but Uncle Chu, to be honest, the plan you are proposing so far is not very attractive to me. Now, Mr. Guo and I are looking at other projects, at least to compare which side has higher profits before making a final decision. ”
Chu Youfang sighed in his heart, and said with a smile: "Xiaohu, a long time ago, you took the relevant information, you should have studied it almost, right?" Our town government is based on the principle of who invests and who benefits, if you have any requirements, just mention it, we can still discuss. I'm also honest, there are many people who want to do this project, but they don't have the strength of you and Mr. Guo, and we are also worried that they will not be able to take out such a big investment at once. If they run out of money to stop the flood control project halfway through, it will be a nuisance, and if they are unlucky enough to have a major flood, it will be ...... What about us, of course, I don't have anything to worry about you, not to mention that there is a great god by your side, I know that you do have that kind of strength, and the funds are still relatively abundant, which can ensure the construction of urban flood control projects. Therefore, our town government still thinks that you are more suitable, and is inclined to let you do this project, it should be said that we will try our best to meet the reasonable requirements you put forward. ”
Chu Youfang said in one breath.
After Lin Xiaohu took a puff of his cigarette, he said slowly: "Uncle Chu, I won't tell you, we have analyzed the feasibility of this project and some economic indicators, I can't remember the specifics, it seems that your plan is not profitable at all according to the current land price of Shuangshui Town." I don't have any special requirements, it's actually quite simple. First of all, the total investment of the urban flood control project in Shuangshui Town is calculated, and the two bridges should also be included in the urban flood control project. Secondly, it is those two roads, and the total investment is also calculated. The total package is the total investment of the entire project. After the city defense project is completed again, the amount of land that has been increased can also be calculated according to the drawings, plus the land that can be compensated to me on the north bank, multiplied by the unit price of these lands now, and then accumulated together, that is my income. Finally, it is to compare the income and the total investment, as long as the gross profit can reach 20%, then we can do this project. ”