The strength on the tail of the little blue dolphin was so great that it made my face hurt when it slapped its tail, and the milky white waves in the sky set off a burst of mist, which slowly dissipated, condensing into a lewd face in front of me.

"Hey, wake up, wake up, what are you pretending to be unconscious, it's not like you've been shot in the head......" This obscene face shook in front of my eyes, and there were two faces next to it, one stupid, one demented, the idiot's surname Dai, and the idiot's surname Chi.

"Luo Yongqing!" I was taken aback, and my reaction was more intense than seeing the water droplet amulet turn me into crystal, and I almost bounced off the bed, just like Wu Dalang saw Pan Jinlian coming with a medicine bowl, and shouted, "Why are you here?" How is Nima all right? ”

Luo Yongqing looked at me innocently and said puzzledly, "What's wrong?" I haven't seen each other for a few days, stupid? Didn't I hear that you were shot in the face of righteousness, and a few brothers in the dormitory came to see you! ”

He suddenly remembered something, probably thinking he understood the cause of my anger, and kept pouting at the bedside table.

Then I saw that the bedside table was full of nutritious products and canned non-staple food.

"You get out of here, who wants your things, how many stinky money are there? If you have money, you can adulterate your wives and daughters? In the future, it will also be a dangerous hài society, and the scourge will be left for thousands of years, why didn't I shoot you to death with a brick? I said angrily, but deep down there was a voice asking weakly, "That's a lot of ...... Is there a chocolate pie that I like best? ”

"Silly! Completely stupid! I usually can't sleep with excitement when I receive free napkins on the road, but today I am not moved to see so many people who don't need money to eat! Luo Yonghao spread his hands helplessly, turned his head and said to the other brothers, "Why don't you tell the doctor in charge of the bed about this symptom, and if not, you will be transferred to the psychiatric department?" Don't delay! ”

"Second, second, what's wrong?" The dumb guy next to him also came forward, he was the third in the dormitory, "He Luo boss!" Don't you know each other anymore? He also stretched out his hand and shook it in front of my eyes, as if he was worried that something was wrong with my eyesight.

It's okay not to say it, but I gritted my teeth even more when I said this: "Luo Yongqing, I also recognize the bones and ashes!" You ask him, what did you do last night? ”

Luo Yongqing was originally a little surprised by my attitude towards him, but as soon as he heard my words, he suddenly realized, and an even more obscene smile appeared on his obscene face, and he said proudly: "That's it? Last night, I soaked a girl, with a straight chest and a big buttocks, and I really looked good, I went to watch a movie first, bought her a brand-name bag, and then took it to the Hanjiang Hotel to open a room! If you don't want to be a brother, you can't share it! By the way, that girl seems to be a fellow countryman with you, and her surname is Gao, and her name on her ID card is vulgar, called Gao Yue'e, and she has an English name, Lijia Siguangna! ”

"Your family is dead!" I was almost exhausted, I couldn't wait to take the canned food bottle on the table and fall to the ground, pick up the glass shards and dismember him directly, "Her name is Gao Yue'e, my daughter-in-law who didn't pass the door, and you slept with her!" ”

A word stunned several people in the room, and green turbans flew all over the sky, like colorful falling ......

Luo Yongqing didn't seem to believe his ears, and immediately became dumb, and glanced at the two demented brothers woodenly, and then the three of them looked at me together woodenly, collectively silent.

My heart feels like a lightning strike, what's going on? Luo Yongqing, this kid was obviously stunned by my brick, and later he was taken away by the police, and he injured people with controlled firearms, so he had to be sentenced to ten years and eight years, how could he stand in front of me alive? And listening to the tone, I still got Gao Yue'e, my washing, scissors and blowing, it will be green from now on!

The most important thing is that they went to the Hanjiang Hotel, and I was fighting at Super 8, could it be that I smashed the wrong person with a brick last night? That "Gao Yue" is not Gao Yue'e? Besides, even if I hit someone with bricks, the police wouldn't come so quickly, take a brick and shoot someone, as for the special police?

Yes, guns, that Luo Yongqing has a gun! I'm a little confused!

The atmosphere in the ward was solemn and depressing, and the idiot who had not spoken next to him scratched his head and said in a snort: "That, Boss Luo, I remember the second child's doll in the village, and his name is Gao Yue'e!" ”

Luo Yongqing also seemed to remember something, opened his mouth, and felt speechless, and said embarrassedly: "Ah? That, that, I really forgot, I don't remember that she is your daughter-in-law at all, and that 'your family is dead' didn't mention that there is such a person as you! This is unlucky, or else...... Or, brother, I'll go and soak a girl again and let you sleep back? ”

Luo Yongqing was going to say a few more words, probably because he saw my fierce eyes that could kill people and the cold glittering fruit knife on the bedside, endured it, and swallowed the rest of the words in one gulp!

The third brother thought about it for a while, and said something that made the audience collapse: "Boss Luo, you rely on money to pick up girls, the second child is so poor that he clangs and grows fat, your girl will definitely not look down on him, it is better for you to pay for a young lady to cool him down!" ”

When I heard this, I almost slapped my chest and abdomen, and a mouthful of angry blood sprayed him to death.

When Luo Yongqing heard this, his eyes lit up, and he looked at me with expectation, I estimated that if I nodded, this ward would become a small private room in the bathing and sauna city in the afternoon.

"Get out!" I was furious, "My dad was expecting her to give me twins, but you slept first!" I'm at odds with you! ”

Luo Yongqing knew that he was wrong, so he shrank his neck and stopped talking.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the third child knew that the evil breath in my chest was difficult to dissipate, and he came up with an idea: "Otherwise, Boss Luo, you can first find a random girl who likes your money to register for marriage." Let the second child go first that night in the cave room, and you will divorce that girl directly the next day, so that the two of you will be even? ”

Luo Yongqing almost fainted when he heard this, flew up and kicked the third brother to the opposite hospital bed, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu and your wife will register first, and then let the second child Gao go on!" ”

The idiot said faintly: "There are so many girls around you, you can still let you come and go, but there is no one around me!" ”

Only then did we remember that this kid had been chasing a girl for several years, from junior high school to college, and he almost fried one of his red hearts to give her a meal, but only got a sentence: "You are a good person, or we will be brothers and sisters, right?" The straight teacher sighed that "there are lovers in the world who will eventually become brothers and sisters"!

Luo Yongqing's can't study doesn't mean that he is stupid, he seems to have straightened out his train of thought in this commotion, coughed, and said to me with Lin Chiling's baby voice, Gao Yuanyuan's shyness: "Second brother, brothers are like siblings and sisters are like pants, what are you going to do with Gao Yue'e?" Sooner or later, he will collude with Ximenqing to poison you to death! ”

"Your dog's day is Ximen Qing!" I said indignantly.

"Even if I am Ximenqing, now that I know it, I will decisively kick her, isn't it better than catching rape every day in the future? Speaking of which, you also want to thank me for lending you a pair of discerning eyes to see this troubled world clearly! Luo Yongqing said disappreciatively, "Otherwise, after you are discharged from the hospital, you will find a pure girl as your target again, and I will give you the full amount of your expenses for picking up girls?" ”

I suddenly got to know the student of the Department of Physical Education, and I didn't expect him to think so clearly. No, this is purely a business skill, and he doesn't know how many girl friends he has talked to and sentenced to be soaked.

Since Luo Yongqing was not smashed by me, it was not Gao Yue'e who pressed me under her body last night, I said why is this girl suddenly so affectionate and righteous, I have been wishful thinking for a long time!

My good impression of Gao Yue'e disappeared in an instant, remembering that I risked my life to catch a rapist in the sound of gunfire last night, but she did "big health care" with Luo Yongqing in the hotel for a brand-name bag and a 3D movie, I resented her, but I didn't hate Luo Yongqing so much!

"What's the noise?" The gray wolf little policeman pushed the door open, and a young nurse walked in, and said to Luo Yongqing with a frosty face, "This is the hospital, keep quiet, the visiting time is over, you have finished seeing the patient, please leave quickly, don't make noise here!" ”

The gray wolf policeman is also pretending to be a tiger: "Yes, there is a leader in our bureau who will come soon, you should leave quickly!" ”

Luo Yongqing felt guilty, he was already restless in front of me, and as soon as he heard that someone had ordered him to evict the guest, he immediately stood up, grinned at me, and pulled the stupid third and fourth to slip away faster than a mad dog that had escaped.

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