Chapter 029: Funny Recruitment
Updated: 202-0-
Walking through a corridor that is not too long, I came to a small hall with exquisite decoration, and in the small hall sat several people who came for interviews, basically all of whom were old men over fifty years old, and Zhang Dong sat silently on the side.
It wasn't until all these people had finished interviewing and quit one by one in frustration or excitement that he got up and entered the interview room at the signal of a big-shouldered security guard.
The conference room is very luxurious, the floor is laid with a carpet, there are several famous paintings hanging on the wall, behind a large mahogany table, there are three interviewers, sitting on the far right is a graceful old man, named Liu Youyuan, sixty-two years old, although he has no education, but he is self-taught, has a deep study of porcelain, and also has a deep understanding of calligraphy and painting, wood, and jewelry.
Sitting on the left is a personable middle-aged man, named Zhou Xin, only forty-one years old this year, graduated from the Department of History of Chunmu University, and has been mixed in the antique industry since then, crawling and rolling, accumulating rich knowledge and experience, eyesight is extremely extraordinary, not only for antiques but also for some modern items of great value are familiar, is the most indispensable appraiser in the pawnshop of all things.
In the middle is a beautiful young girl, one meter and seventy meters tall, graceful and colorful, her skin is better than snow, her face is red in protein, her eyes are delicate and charming, and her delicate facial features are combined to form a wonderful picture of the world.
Dressed in a leopard-print suit, she sat gracefully on the sofa, letting her long wavy hair float down her waist like a flowing waterfall, and a sense of nobility came to her face.
In fact, she is indeed a rare beauty in the world, ranking fifth on the beauty list, and she is smart and wise, only twenty-two years old, but already has two doctoral titles, this pawnshop of all things was founded by her, only two years, it has become famous, ranked first in the Yanjing pawn industry, and is making money every day, at present, she is preparing to start a large jewelry store, and today she is interviewing some professionals who came to apply.
Although Zhang Dong has seen Guo Yu on the screen in his mind, and even admired the scene of her bathing many times, but now when facing a real person and smelling a refreshing fragrance, his eyes are still straight and his heart is beating wildly, such a beauty is simply a masterpiece of God, which can make any man crazy.
And the huge Yanjing, with a population of more than 10 million, is only Guo Yu on the beauty list, which shows how difficult it is to meet a woman on the beauty list.
Zhang Dong sat down opposite the three of them, and said with a smile: "Hello sister, good two uncles, I come from an isolated mountain village, although I have a lot of knowledge, but I have not been able to find a job, today I am here to show my hands, I hope to be hired by you, so that I can make a lot of money, and then go home to marry a daughter-in-law." ”
The three of them were stunned, how did this Wang Xiaoqin check it? Why did you let a rural baby come in, but today is an interview appraiser!
Guo Yu was the first to sober up and asked crisply, "What's your name?" What is the academic qualification? ”
"My surname is Dong, my name is Brother Dong, because I have learned a lot of knowledge with my master, so the people in the village like to call me Mr. Dongge. As for my academic qualifications, I didn't go to school formally, but Master said that I had the level of a postdoctoral fellow. Zhang Dong continued to say with a smile.
"Surname Dong? Is there such a surname? Is it Mr. Dong Ge, or Mr. Dong Guo? Never went to school? Also the level of postdoc?! Guo Yu almost burst out laughing, this was really a second stunned, but he still couldn't help asking: "Who is your master?" ”
"Master I am a Taoist priest, who can draw talismans, catch ghosts, kung fu, heal, and read and write. I admire it very much. Zhang Dong said with a serious face.
Liu Youyuan and Zhou Xin were already holding back their laughter and their faces were flushed, and secretly waved their hands to Guo Yu again and again, asking her not to ask, hurry up and send this person to walk, don't waste time.
Guo Yu covered his mouth and snickered for a while, before he said: "Well, you are a talent, we are very interested in you, but there are a lot of interviewers, please go back first, we will contact you after some research." ”
"Sister, that's what the other party says every time I interview, but I never wait for a call, well, maybe it's because I don't have a phone." Zhang Dong said indignantly, "But I don't have the money to buy steamed buns, can you give me a result quickly?" I want to go to work today. ”
"Well, we're hiring appraisers. You're not qualified, I'm sorry, please go find a job somewhere else, well, here's a hundred yuan, you can use it to buy steamed buns. Guo Yu was so ashamed of the innocence on Zhang Dong's face that he took out a red banknote.
"I don't want your money, I'm just curious, why am I not qualified? Is the requirement for this appraiser so high that even postdoctoral fellows can't apply? Zhang Dong looked unconvinced, sat motionless on the sofa, "In fact, my level is even more powerful than that of a postdoctor, I know astronomy and geography." If you don't believe me, you can test me. ”
"Okay, I'll test you, what is this thing, how much do you judge how much it is worth?" Guo Yu had a little headache and pushed over a bracelet that had been placed on the table.
"It's a glass bracelet, it's worthless." Zhang Dong glanced at it and said with a smile.
The three of them were dumbfounded at the same time, because Zhang Dong was right, this is indeed a bracelet made of glass, but there is not much difference from the jade products from the outside, none of the experts with high education and rich experience who came to interview today were fakes, but Zhang Dong actually came out.
How is this possible?
Did he guess or something else?
The three of them were puzzled, and after glancing at each other, Zhou Xin pointed to a beautifully decorated porcelain vase on the table and said, "Then what is this thing and how much is it worth?" ”
Zhang Dong grabbed it, gently broke it with his hand, and the bottom was separated, and then he sweated profusely and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I broke your things, I'll pay, I'll pay." ”
He took out a five-cent coin from his pocket and reluctantly placed it on the table.
"Damn, he means this porcelain vase is only worth five cents!" Zhou Xin and Liu Youyuan's faces were full of shame, because this porcelain was purchased by them not long ago, and it cost more than one million, and it was only recently that it was a fake, but Zhang Dong came out at a glance, which made the two experts embarrassed.
The two experts looked at each other for a while, Liu Youyuan pushed over a well-made watch, looked at Zhang Dong with burning eyes, and asked, "What is this?" How much is it worth? ”
"This is the fine bow watch of the stick country, it has been used for a while, it is not worth much, a thousand yuan." Zhang Dong continued to say with a smile.
"Damn, just glance at it, it's amazing." The two experts sighed in their hearts at the same time, and continued to ask about more than 20 items of various kinds, and Zhang Dong casually said the history and price.
The two expert appraisers were completely shocked! Zhang Dong was speechless for a long time, knowing that these more than 20 items span many industries, and none of them can identify them individually by their own ability, let alone report the origin and correct valuation of all the items!
Guo Yu's beautiful eyes overflowed with colorful light, got up and took out two real cultural relics from the safe, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Dongge, if you can tell the origin and price of these two treasures, then I will hire you as an appraiser." ”
"That's great!" Zhang Dong smirked, picked up one of the cultural relics, pretended to be, and said: "This is a dresser box from the Tang Dynasty, good baby, really good baby, you are indeed very suitable for interviews, and you can test the true level of the other party." ”
"How much is it worth?" Guo Yu asked excitedly.
Zhang Dong didn't answer, but groped around the bottom and sides of the dressing box, leaving the three of them confused, but soon they were dumbfounded, because one side of the dressing box bounced open, revealing a roll of yellow cloth.
Zhang Dong took out the yellow cloth, opened it, and solemnly put his legs together, and shouted with a smile: "When the holy decree arrives, you still don't kneel down to receive the decree?" ”
The three of them couldn't sit still any longer, and surrounded them in an uproar.
This dressing box is someone's death, when 180,000 yuan, they unanimously agreed that it is worth about 500,000 yuan, which is also a treasure, but they didn't expect that the dressing box still has a mechanism, and there seems to be a holy decree preserved in the mechanism, so that the value of this dressing box is far more than 500,000, and even if there is no treasure in it, the value can soar by virtue of the mechanism.
The three of them took the holy decree from Zhang Dong's hand, carefully appraised it for a long time, and then came to the conclusion that this was a holy decree of Wu Zetian, and the value was amazing, and they didn't dare to say how much it could achieve.
Guo Yu walked up to Zhang Dong and asked softly, "Brother Dong, how much do you think this holy decree is worth?" ”
"Fifty million! 10 million empty vanity boxes, 60 million in total. Zhang Dong replied humbly, shrugged his nose and said, "Sister, you are so fragrant, it reminds me of the orchids I smelled on the mountain." ”
Guo Yuqiao's face was rendered a crimson like rouge, and he secretly said Could it be that this is a muddy person, but he has amazing knowledge of distinguishing cultural relics? Could it be that his master is a hermit like Zhuge Liang?
"Sister, two uncles, my estimate is correct, right?" Zhang Dong asked humbly.
"No, you're great." The three of them said in unison.
Zhang Dong's expression became excited, and he began to identify another cultural relic, which was an ancient painting, and after admiring it for a while, he said: "This is the bamboo forest map of Zhuzhi Mountain, which is worth about 50 million." ”
This time, the three of them did not nod, but shook their heads slightly, because the value Zhang Dong said was wrong, and the painting was not very well preserved, so it was greatly discounted, and it was worth 20 million at most.
"What, you think I'm not right?" Zhang Dong asked unconvinced.
"Your ability to value is still a little lacking, but as long as you practice for a while, you can do it." Guo Yu cast an admiring gaze on Zhang Dong's face, and concluded that he was a genius, and he could find out that he was simply lucky.
"Impossible, my master said that my level of identifying cultural relics is not as good as his, and I can only be regarded as the second in the world, but the level of valuation has surpassed him, and it is the first in the world." Zhang Dong became excited, waved his hand and said.