No.283 Oh?
"Hmmm......"
A bunch of people gathered around a natural two, watching her dismantle the vibrator-like bug on the table. Her craftsmanship was really good, and after a few rounds, the seamless structure of the gadget was divided into four or five parts and scattered on the table.
"Shhhhh......h
"Now ......" the natural two eyes rolled, "We call each other." β
Sure enough, the moment the phone was connected, the fly-sized light on the device suddenly changed from red to green, and began to flash rapidly, obviously sending and receiving some kind of signal.
"And then." Natural two grinned: "Ah Jian, help No.283?" I handed me my little speaker. β
After Wang Jian did so, he saw that Tianji stuffed the bugging device directly into her mobile stereo, and pressed the play button: "Betray my love, you leave the ...... behind my back"
After the high-pitched singing voice came, Tianji breathed a long sigh of relief and looked around very mischievously: "I'll play them on a loop all night!" β
And Wang Jian leaned against the wall, with a stern expression: "Can you remember who put the bear in your hand?" β
"Of course I don't remember." Tianji frowned and shook his head: "If it wasn't for Ah Jian reminding me, I would have really put it in the bedroom, then we wouldn't have any secrets." This recorder can record all telephone communications within 20 meters around, and intercept the information and send it to the transceiver device, who we call, who calls us, when we call, how long we call, and ...... It can also record what we say, and it can also set sensitive words in the terminal. As soon as we say those specific words, it automatically signals to pass. And usually, it's about once an hour, and you can continue to use it after emptying the number of jΓΉ, don't underestimate this thing, it can be used uninterrupted for more than three years. β
"I'm more curious about who No.283 is. will do such a tasteless thing. Dawei looked puzzled: "What do we have to eavesdrop, this is really too high for us." β
Kim sat on the side in a surprisingly quiet place. But his expression clearly wrote the words "want to eat people" on his face, and he looked vicious. The hugs who tried to squeeze into the crowd had to bypass Xiao Jin.
"This thing is really high-tech, I haven't even seen it." Liang Huanhuan studied the shell left after the eavesdropper on the table was removed: "Is it very sensitive?" β
"It's very high, and it can basically collect a qiΔ sound that is acceptable to the human ear and amplify it. But I cut off the signal at the beginning. Natural Er smiled mysteriously: "The number in it can't be sent out for the time being, but it will be automatically sent after it is stored for a certain amount of time." β
"What then?" Wang Jian frowned: "This is not easy to do, if it is destroyed directly, the people who want to spy on us will definitely know the situation." β
Xiao Yiwen, who was shocked when she heard this, was full of horror, although she didn't understand what this specifically meant. But obviously she thought it was amazing, like in the movies she made. So she couldn't say a word that was already excited, and the pores all over her body stood up, nervously listening to every line of the people present.
"Hmm...... Don't be afraid, baby. Liang Huanhuan hugged Xiao Yiwen's neck from behind, and reached out to pinch the left half of her chest: "Sister protect you, I'm cΔo, you're so big, it's not scientific!" β
Xiao Yiwen jumped up from the sofa with a scream, screaming and screaming at Liang Huanhuan is eight punches, and she was still reading swearing words in her mouth. Obviously, he was harassed by such a sudden harassment, and his feelings fluctuated violently.
"Give me peace!" Xiao Jin slapped his hand on the table vigorously and made a loud sound: "Don't you see me thinking like this?" β
Xiao Yiwen was so shocked by her, her hand actually stopped, turned her head and blinked her eyes to look at the angry Xiao Jin, obviously frightened by her three-inch ding.
"I'm ......"
Before she finished speaking, Wang Jian pinched her face: "The little girl is not allowed to swear, she will become Liang Huanhuan when she grows up." β
"Oops, I'm cΔo." Liang Huanhuan rolled up his sleeves: "What's wrong with me?" I'm just so out of your Young Master Wang's eyes, am I? Others don't say. Am I not worthy of you? You don't pee either. β
Wang Jian, Tianran Er, Dawei and Lin Yaxuan all looked at Liang Huanhuan with slanted eyes, and Tianran II even let out a long sigh and looked at Xiao Jin: "Hmm...... Girls are not good at swearing. Otherwise, you won't be able to get married. β
"Hey, what do you mean? Will I not be able to get married? You don't know. The men chasing me lined up in a row and could go back and forth from Shanhaiguan to Jiayuguan four times. β
"That's what describes me!" Xiao Yiwen puffed out her cheeks and protested: "You can't use it!" β
"You're twice, I'm four." Liang Huanhuan actually had a problem with Xiao Yiwen: "Two more times than you!" β
"That ......" Xiao Yiwen's eyes rolled a few times: "The man who chases me can fill the Pacific Ocean!" β
"Just kidding, don't you know that the corpses of men who die every year for me drinking pesticides can circle the earth twice!"
The two strange women then engaged in a heated debate over how many men died for them each year, and in the end, the world's male population was advanced until 3357 AD.
After a moment of silence, the rest of the room collectively moved to Wang Jian's room. But the two strange women who were still lifting the bars to each other actually followed...... continues to overdraft the world's population.
"Mentally retarded."
Including Dawei, she actually submitted an evaluation of these two people at the same time, except for the natural two who provided a reference for these two mentally handicapped on the side, she was busy helping Liang Huanhuan and Xiao Yiwen calculate the population doubling formula and the growth rate of men in the world every year, and she didn't have time to comment on them.
"They're arguably the most boring I've ever seen in my life." Dawei sighed: "I thought my sister would be lonely here, it seems that I underestimated Liang Huanhuan." β
And Xiao Jin pointed to Natural Er: "The most boring thing is obviously whether she is good or not." β
After finishing speaking, Xiao Jin stood up and stood on the balcony with his hands behind his back, the fence of the balcony could only reach Wang Jian's navel, but it was forced to Xiao Jin's chest, but this did not prevent Xiao Jin from looking up at the starry sky with his hands behind his back: "I think I'm going to open a big skill." β
David stood next to her and lit a cigarette: "Tell me." Your goals. β
"My goal?" Xiao Jin was stunned for a moment, and his expression was longing: "My goal is the sea of stars." β
"Get out!" Dawei pushed Xiao Jin's head: "Are you also infected?" β
"I warn you, I'm Lao Wang's private belongings, I see that you are an acquaintance, so I'll give you a warning, touch me again, and I'll spray you with ** water." Xiao Jin's murderous Chao Dawei shook his fingers: "You are already a yellow card." Be careful. β
Wang Jian sat alone on a stool, slowly carving a piece of wood with a knife. Lin Yaxuan, who was standing next to him, suddenly said, "This bugging device should be coming at you." β
"I know." Wang Jian didn't raise his head, and after a few knives, a little turtle appeared vividly in his hand: "The one who can do this kind of thing should be that Jiang Caidie, she is amazing." β
Lin Yaxuan hugged her arms, leaned on Wang Jian's side, and stared at the wooden block that Wang Jian was carving in her hand: "What are you going to do?" β
"Count, count." Wang Jian raised his head and glanced at her: "Don't talk about this." You've just come out of that circle, and there's no need to step in again. Business is good today? β
Lin Yaxuan hummed softly, and put a hand on Wang Jian's shoulder, intentionally or unintentionally: "It's very tired, but it's very fulfilling, thank you." β
"Family, nothing." Wang Jian didn't care: "You pay attention to your own safety, and I will pick you up in the future." β
"So good to me, huh?" Lin Yaxuan glanced at Wang Jian with her eyes: "It's either a traitor or a thief." β
Wang Jian was still carving things slowly, but after hearing Lin Yaxuan's words, he shook his head: "You think too much, girl." β
Lin Yaxuan didn't speak, but gently grabbed Wang Jian's hair with her hand. She turned around and went back to her room, changed into pajamas and began to sleep all night, as if she really had completely jumped out of the circle of intrigue that had always accompanied her.
After she left, Wang Jian raised his head: "Have you discussed a result?" β
Of course, when he said this, he must have asked Dawei and Xiaojin, as for Tianren's side...... Wang Jian actually didn't have any plans, after all, Tiantian Er was already counting how many men had died drinking pesticides for Xiao Yiwen and Liang Huanhuan.
"There you have it." There was a light in the eyes of the natural two: "There are about 445 billion adult men who drink pesticides for joy. There are more than 600 billion adult men who drink pesticides for Ah Wen! Ah Wen wins! β
Wang Jian turned around and gave a thumbs up to Xiao Yiwen, who was triumphant because of her braggadocio victory: "Miss is so good!" β
And Liang Huanhuan shouted angrily: "It's not fair, how do you count it!" You just said you can't go beyond the confines of the Earth. What's going on with her moon-covered orbit! β
"Unreasonable...... Wang Jian shook his head and fled from the three strange women, and came to the balcony: "What about the two of you?" β
David and Kim are now in one position. With his hands behind his back and his head up, looking at the hazy and swaying dark clouds in the sky and the glimmer of moonlight revealed by the dark clouds inadvertently, after hearing Wang Jian's voice, the two of them actually said in unison: "Our journey is the sea of stars!" β
Wang Jian had a feeling of madness, he wanted to grab Dawei and throw it off the balcony now, but just when he was about to do it, his phone suddenly rang, he picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was actually the Great Sage, and he was ready to answer it.
But just as he was about to press the answer button, Xiao Jin turned around and grabbed his phone and pressed it: "I want to eat egg tarts!" β
"Call me, what kind of egg tarts to eat, there is egg fried rice at home." Wang Jian stretched out his hand to grab the phone: "Give it to me." β
Xiao Jin couldn't help but stuff the phone into his bra and pulled the neckline: "I have to pick it up myself." β
Come and dig it...... Dig it...... Yes......
The word "digging" is really used too wonderfully, one word makes Lao Wang at a loss, and the sense of picture is too strong......
"What's wrong with you? A bunch of you guys are sick? Wang Jian frowned: "Unreasonable! David, phone! β
Dawei turned his head like a puppet, looked at Wang Jian, and smiled: "Do you want it?" Then I think of a five-digit number in my heart, see if you can guess it, it means that we have a tacit understanding, and if there is a tacit understanding, I will give it to you. β
"What's wrong with all of you!"
And Xiao Jin suddenly made a silent gesture at Wang Jian and pointed to the house. Wang Jian found when he turned around. Although Liang Huanhuan was still bickering there, while talking, under Xiao Yiwen's surprised expression, he swept around with something like an electric mosquito swatter.
As soon as he saw this scene, Wang Jian understood at that time......
"They found out." Jiang Zhiyuan, who was sitting in a minibus, took off his monitoring headphones: "They listened to the most dazzling national style all night, and my ears were calloused." Bao'er, did you find anything? β
"I'm analyzing the audio. These guys are so unkind......" A sexy girl in the same car pouted: "Boss." As for not going to fight for such a few people, although we have high authority, we will still be criticized if we toss around without submitting for approval. β
"I'm just a sister." Jiang Zhiyuan shook his head: "Her temperament, you don't know it, if you don't help her a little, she will be in trouble if she goes on a rampage." β
The assistant named Bao'er was full of displeasure: "I said the head. You can be regarded as abusing power for personal gain. It's too much to use spy satellites for my sister's private use. β
"You're going to help me once." Jiang Zhiyuan lit a cigarette and said with a hippie smile: "It's a big deal, I'll accompany you home to pretend to be your boyfriend during the New Year." β
"That's what you said." Bao'er grinned: "Don't ...... Wait, there's a situation! β
As she spoke, she gradually separated the noisy voice, leaving only a simple voice, and then adjusted the volume to the maximum, and then the conversation between Wang Jian and Hu Lai on the phone came from inside.
"Replay." Jiang Zhiyuan put on the headphones again, turned on the computer, and said into the headset, "Start sound analysis." Thread analysis, who's on the other end of the phone? β
"Boss, wait a minute." Another assistant's voice came from the earphones: "I said boss, your current identity is a traffic policeman, you have to give me an honorific title when you speak, my official is much more than you, you have to call me Officer Hu." β
"." Jiang Zhiyuan was curious and funny: "Don't have a sports car in your mouth, hurry up and work." By the way, what about Xi'er's situation? β
"It took her four minutes to install ninety-two bugs in their house. You can hear the sound of sitting in the toilet and, don't worry. β
Jiang Zhiyuan nodded: "What about Junzi?" β
"Fully armed. At the same time, monitor your eldest lady, that what Dao, this guy named Wang Jian, and the great sage. But what are you spying on the Great Sage? He was a notoriously prickly prick, and he found that he had to turn the world upside down. β
Jiang Zhiyuan's face was gloomy: "Holy Master, I don't want to, but I don't have a trick, my sister is staring at him, I can't let him cry my little fluttershy." β
"Boss, you are black and white enough, and you protect your short and short like this. That's a great deal. β
Jiang Zhiyuan smiled helplessly: "What should I do, who made me a human brother." Stop talking nonsense, hurry. β
There was silence on the side of the headset for a while, only a rapid keyboard crackling, and then suddenly there was a loud voice: "Boss, it's OK, I've passed it to you." Tomorrow you have to remember to invite your Hu sir to eat stew, over. β
", see you tomorrow."
After receiving the line, Jiang Zhiyuan clicked on the icon on the computer: "Hu Lai...... Well, it's still a character. Check out what he's doing. β
"Yes!"
After a moment of silence, Boa turned the swivel chair around: "Something funny happened. β
"What's all the fun?" Jiang Zhiyuan leaned over and looked around: "Hey, I'm still a three-surnamed slave!" Can you find out the content of his conversation with that Wang Jian? β
"It's a bit harder, but I can try to get a new fuzzy sound treatment and roughly restore it."
Jiang Zhiyuan touched his chin: "Be quick!" β
"Yes!"
At the same time, in Wang Jian's nest, Tianren Er was fiddling with the receiving antenna pot of a TV antenna, while Xiao Jin was crackling and writing programs, and Liang Huanhuan was dismantling his high-power satellite phone.
This qiΔ is carried out quietly in absolute silence, and the remaining Dawei sisters and brothers next to him and Wang Jian are fighting the landlord on the sofa, Xiao Yiwen, who has just learned to fight the landlord, is simply in love with this game, and the serious look really makes people laugh when they look at it.
"Four twos, one pair of kings." Wang Jianliang played the cards in his hand: "Look at ......"
"......" David slammed his hand of cards on the table, "This has the aura of the protagonist, right?" What kind of luck is this! β
And Xiao Yiwen had a bitter face: "My five threes...... Can it be fried? β
"Five threes? It's like when you play mahjong and find that there are six ninety thousand, where are the five threes? David leaned his head and looked: "What are you?" That's three, huh? That's eight is good, you are three threes with two eights, what a broken eye. β
Wang Jian also scratched his head: "I won, right?" β
"Isn't it...... Seal my whole hand. David shook his head: "Sad...... I don't believe it anymore. Come on, I don't believe that my card god can't kill you rookie! β
At the beginning of the second game, Wang Jian wrote on paper with a pen: "Guess who it will be?" β
David shrugged his shoulders and picked up his pen and wrote, "Wait for the dear mascot to answer." β
"So what are they doing?"
"Hit satellites."
Xiao Yiwen next to her was also reading the words on the paper, and after reading it, she shrunk her neck like a child and put her fingers on her lips. Lowered his voice and said, "Shhh...... Don't talk ......"
"Hey, how can you read the cards!" Wang Jian retracted his cards back into his arms: "No laipi." β
Siu Yat-man retracted. Pouting: "It's so stingy, look at it and you won't die." β
At this time, Tianfang Er had already completed the modification of the antenna pot, one end was connected to the computer and the other end was connected to the network cable, and the other end was directly plugged into Liang Huanhuan's satellite mobile phone. Xiao Jin also poked his head out at this time and made an OK gesture towards the natural two.
Then, the three mysterious girls began to check the table at the same time. and counted down to three two one by Liang Huanhuan.
When her gesture fell, Kim's enter key was pressed at the same time, and then ......
"Day...... What is it! Jiang Zhiyuan, who was in the monitoring car, took off his headphones and picked his ears: "What the hell!" β
After Bao'er next to her picked up the headphones and put them on, there was a song that Wang Jian sang in the bath secretly recorded by Tianji with his mobile phone...... The ugly Cheng dΓΉ is simply unbearable, the resistance is like Jiang Zhiyuan's hair standing on end, and more importantly, this terrifying song is still circulating in a single group......
"That's amazing!" Jiang Zhiyuan pinched the bridge of his nose: "It seems that my sister really can't handle it." By the way, the person who contacted Wang Jian. Are you sure where you're going tomorrow? β
"It's confirmed, but it's ...... It was a private clubhouse. β
"Is there a place I can't get into?" Jiang Zhiyuan was happy: "Okay, you also go back and prepare, and I'll go there myself tomorrow." β
"Boss, you're just a traffic policeman!"
"Does it matter? Traffic police can't enter and exit high-end clubs? Jiang Zhiyuan leaned back in his chair: "What equipment did they use to interfere with us?" β
"The pulse generator, the signal source is actually the same satellite as us, but just now Xi'er said that there is no high-tech equipment in it...... It's weird. β
"Anyway, I've met a master." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "Drive, return." This guy sings so badly. It's better to listen to Fahai and not understand love. β
And Wang Jian and the others in the room had already collected all the eavesdropping devices at this time. Natural two are being sorted by size.
"Ah Jian, Ah Jian, am I amazing?" Tianren Er squinted his eyes and leaned in front of Wang Jian and smirked: "Hehe." I don't understand, I'm good at these things. β
"Hmm...... Terrible. "Wang Jian is actually full of perfunctory. After all, he doesn't understand this thing at all, whether it's powerful or not, he doesn't know......
"Perfunctory, excessive!" Tianer kissed Wang Jian's face: "But I forgive you this time, next time I'll make you a laser and let you hit satellites every day, okay?" β
Dawei laughed next to him: "Is it a laser that will emit that kind of biubiubiu, beep sound when you press the trigger?" Then wait for Wang Jian to become mentally retarded and then make it for him. β
"It's really cheap...... "Tianren Er turned his head and said weakly: "It's the first time I found Dawei so cheap." β
Wang Jian nodded: "It seems that you don't know him well, how about it?" Any insight into this? β
Liang Huanhuan's face turned pale and snorted coldly: "There are almost a hundred bugs here, let me know who did it, I pointed a gun at his head and let him eat them one by one!" β
"With your intelligence, if you can know, I'll eat it all." Dawei shook his head: "Come, Xiaojin, what do you think?" β
Xiao Jin ate the egg tart: "Jiang Zhiyuan." β
6,000 words in a chapter!!