Autumn in Hangang is a legendary season, and meteorologists often find it difficult to determine whether it exists, but countless mothers remind their little ones to wear autumn pants and prove that they are still there. At the same time, the unbridled temperature difference between morning and evening has made countless sitcoms play out on the streets.

It's usually like this: a man in a down jacket goes on a blind date, and the other party is a girl in a low-cut miniskirt, the two look at each other, and at the same time scold in their hearts: "Stupid!" Then they parted ways and forgot about each other ever since.

I, the old liar, and Ao Xiaogui returned to Hangang City in such a legendary season, and it still makes me regret that none of the airlines promised to provide squatting service when booking tickets.

Lin Hao drove a very beautiful car to pick us up, which was the bumblebee in "Transformers", but I just don't understand, why do you have to get an aunt towel as a car logo? Pepper drove all the way, and I was so nervous that the first thing I did when I got to the dormitory was to go to the bathroom.

Before we came back, Lin Hao had already gone to the police station as we requested. As expected, Han Feier has resigned, and it is said that she has made great contributions to cracking a major inter-provincial drug trafficking case, and was awarded the title of "special police woman" and promoted to the leader of the special police squadron. However, the official explanation of the SWAT team is that because in this case, Han Feier was greatly devastated both mentally and **, so she took a long leave.

"This girl is very smart!" The old liar still admired her, "After using three cups of 'South China Sea Ganlin Purification Water', she still has a fart to destroy, just hide from us!" ”

"It's definitely back to my hometown!" Ao Xiaogui was about to move, "Let's go to her house to catch her!" ”

Hearing this, I suddenly remembered a note that Han Feier left for me before she disappeared from memory, and said an inexplicable sentence "If you have a heart, remember to go to her", there is only one line of numbers on the note, I have tried many times, not a phone number, not a house number, not a zip code, not a penguin QQ number, nothing!

But I seem to remember one thing, Han Fei'er is the sister of the little nurse, and the little nurse is from Hanhai, and Han Fei'er knows the cultivator, so it means that she has also been exposed to this kind of information, and these information are not accessible to ordinary people.

"Sister Hazy, among the eight major families in China or the big families with backgrounds, is there anyone with the surname Han? Especially in Hanhai City! "I asked Lin Hao, it's not appropriate to call her Teacher Lin now, she is less than three years older than me, so I call Sister Hao.

"No," Lin Hao thought for a while, "I don't have the impression that there is no surname Han in the big families that are generally ranked first, and there are only two families in Hanhai City in Hanhai City among the eight major families!" ”

"Then, is there anyone with the surname 'Shangguan'?" I'm still not giving up, isn't the little nurse called "Shangguan Xian'er"?

"Well, it doesn't seem to be!" Lin Hao shook his head, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, "However, it seems that there is a family that is close to decline, surnamed Guan, I don't know if it has anything to do with the 'Shangguan' you said?" ”

"This is it!" The old liar suddenly interjected, "The official clan originated from the Shangguan clan, and the Chu State ordered Yin Shangguan Zilan to be its ancestor during the Warring States Period!" ”

In other words, if you can find Hanhai Guan'er, you can find the little nurse Shangguan Xian'er, and if you find Shangguan Xian'er, you may find Han Fei'er, but what if you find it? Pour Meng Po soup?

"Let Han Fei'er go first, I'm sure that with her cleverness, she shouldn't reveal our identities," the old liar thought for a while and said, "The most important thing now is to find a way to catch Feng Sanniang!" ”

"Yes, first grasp the main contradiction and catch the wind Sanniang!" I agreed, but I felt that I was very reluctant to see Han Fei'er's complaining eyes before touching the speechless beads.

"What if you catch it?" Ao Xiaogui asked, "Is it also kept in a mirage shell?" ”

This is to the point, Erlang God really didn't say what to do if he caught it? If the normal passage between the realm and the human realm has been closed today, you can't send it if you catch it!

Everyone was at a loss, and Ao Xiaogui suddenly asked weakly: "Why don't you put them in a jar?" ”

A few of us looked at Ao Xiaogui like fools, the dragon's intelligence is so low? You think it's an urn?

The old liar frowned and said: "In this world, there are containers for immortals like Sanniang, except for Taishang Laojun's purple gold red gourd and Guanyin's mutton fat jade net bottle, I'm afraid there are not many!" ”

"It's the two things that the fine ghost and the clever worm were deceived by Sun Wukong back then?" I remembered and blurted out, "Just kidding!" How can you get these two treasures? Don't say that you can't go up to the heavenly realm, even if you can, people won't necessarily lend it to you, and Erlang God's face may not work! ”

"I have Guanyin Bodhisattva's mutton fat jade pure bottle!" Ao Xiaogui muttered softly, but it sounded like a thunderbolt in our ears.

The old liar and I were stunned, Lin Hao obviously didn't know the weight of this sentence, but the old liar has been an immortal for more than 2,000 years, and I have been in the Chaos Tree for more than a month. That's a spiritual treasure that was born and raised at the beginning of chaos, and Ao Xiaogui actually has it?

"Little turtle, you're not kidding, are you?" The old liar's voice trembled a little.

Ao Xiaogui took out a wide-mouthed glass jar with a lid from his pocket, the appearance is polygonal prismatic, crystal clear, there are several antique seals on the lid, and it is actually filled with various colors of nuts, isn't this a snack jar placed by the little girl's bedside?

"This is what my seventh sister gave me, a copycat version of Guanyin's mutton fat jade bottle!" Ao Xiaogui didn't pay attention to our stunned eyes at all, "But the function is almost the same!" ”

"Are you sure this is a mutton fat jade bottle?" Lin Hao took the glass jar from Ao Xiaogui's hand, opened the lid, picked a kernel and threw it into his mouth, "There are at least seven or eight of these glass jars on the table in my dormitory!" ”

"Huh, glass jars? Do the glass jars on your desk keep them fresh? Ao Xiaogui sneered, "The one you just ate is a three-hundred-year-old East China Sea Misty Island Purple Cloud Apricot!" ”

"Huh?" Lin Hao opened her sexy red lips, and she was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth, and she didn't know whether to continue eating.

The old liar reached out and snatched the jar from Lin Hao's hand, looked at it over and over, and said in surprise: "Ziyun Xing? I know that once every three hundred years, one of the top ten delicacies in the world, it is as difficult to preserve as the ginseng fruit, and it will dry up when it encounters the wind, so it can be preserved in this jar? This jar is not simple! ”

"This jar is called 'Beginningless Jar,'" Ao Xiaogui said, "and it took a lot of money to refine the baby!" ”

"Tell me, tell me," the old liar excited, "what is the origin?" How does it have anything to do with the mutton fat jade net bottle? ”

Ao Xiaogui cleared his throat and said: "It is said that the mutton fat jade net bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva was carved from a piece of chaotic spirit jade, and there were still some wastes left after carving, and after the Bodhisattva attained enlightenment, he threw these wastes into the South China Sea, and as a result, he was obtained by the South China Sea Dragon Palace, and many heavenly and earthly treasures were added to refine this jar!" ”

"Well, that means that this jar is made of the same material as the mutton fat jade net bottle?" I nodded, "That's a rare treasure, how did it end up in your hands again?" ”

"Hehe," Ao Xiaogui smiled ambiguously, "I have nine sisters, so naturally there will be nine brothers-in-law, the only brother-in-law asks his brother-in-law to ask for something, and he dares not to give it?" I'll make a little stumbling and be careful that my sister makes him kneel on the reef! ”

"The eldest prince of the South China Sea and the seventh princess of the East China Sea got engaged, and it took thousands of years of hard pursuit before the seventh princess agreed to this marriage," the old liar explained to Ao Xiaogui.

Lin Hao's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked, "Then what kind of magic power does this jar have, can it really pretend to be inferior to Sanniang?" ”

"I don't know, I usually use it for snacks, and when you talk about the mutton fat jade bottle, I just remembered that there is such a thing!"

Ao Xiaogui shook his head and said, "Why don't we try it first?" ”