I jerked my head to see a tall, empty sister standing in front of me, a curved calf peeking out from beneath her sky-blue skirt. Eyes moved up, the flight attendant's body curve became more and more moving, long legs bee waist, full chest, and then looked up, a pair of phoenix eyes looked at me coldly, your sister, suddenly half of the waist was cold, how could it be her again, the cold and bold woman Yue Tingting who never went away!

I glanced at Old Man Kong, not only vulgarly thought, this Old Man Kong's personal sister is either a military uniform or a flight attendant uniform, and the temptation of a live uniform has something in common with some classic characters in my hard drive.

Before I could react to the next step, Luo Yongqing had already come over, stretched out a hand to Yue Tingting with a grinning dog's mouth, and pretended to be chic: "Well, beauty, get to know me, my name is Luo Yongqing!" ”

Yue Tingting didn't glance at Luo Yongqing out of the corner of her eyes, looked at me deeply, turned around and helped Old Man Kong change a pot of tea, and walked to the cockpit.

"Second child," Luo Yongqing said with some embarrassment, "To be honest, I'm more handsome than you, but why is it obvious that I'm not as good as you lately?" For example, the girl just now, and Mr. Lin, it seems that they are more interested in you than me! ”

"!" I gave him a blank look, "Do you know how many injections Lin Hao gave you after staying up for several days and nights to save you?" ”

"That's a fart, I can only give me an injection, I can't give her an 'injection'," Luo Yongqing muttered, "It is estimated that you are the one who gives her an 'injection' in the end, you see, Lin Hao's eyes are obviously wrong when he looks at you recently......"

Old man Kong sat opposite and heard Luo Yongqing chattering crookedly, and also interjected: "Yes, **, I'm also strange, I see that your face is mediocre, the seal hall is dull, the cheeks are fleshy, and your life is not with a little peach blossom, but there is no shortage of beauties around you, it's really strange, if I guess correctly, there must be a rare treasure for you to change your life......"

I was shocked, this old man is indeed a bit of a Taoist, he really said that he couldn't hold it, in the first eighteen years, there was really no half of the beauty to look at me, even the female cat raised by the widow in the village did not want to see me, and the old godmother who bought a bottle felt that the woman on the trademark was staring at me. But since Bi Xijue recognized the master, you see, the little nurse, Lin Hao, Han Fei'er, and Yue Tingting have met all beautiful women, could it be that Bi Xijue "changed my life against the sky" for me?

I was thinking about it when the helicopter rumbled to the ground and landed at a small military airfield in Changbai Mountain.

The first time I heard Changbai Mountain was in the sketch of "Super Guerrilla", as soon as I got out of the cabin door, I looked up and saw the majestic mountain, I was excited, this mountain is much more magnificent than the mountain next to our village, the mountain in our village, big is big, but there is no aura, you see the white mountain of the people, so long and white......

"Xianmen is really good at picking a place, looking for a piece of land in the mountains, I guess I don't even need to buy land!" Luo Yongqing looked at the white mountain top in the distance and said, "In the wilderness, I usually don't have much to do, I really have to find a few more furnaces, otherwise I will suffocate to death!" ”

The old liar squinted his eyes and looked away for a while, and said in a low voice: "Tiandong Changbai is close to Pengying, and the ethereal immortal Yu Xueqing is clear." Feng went to Zixiao's voice, and Qingluan stepped on Yaojing alone. It stands to reason that the source of the world's aura should be Kunlun, but Changbai Mountain is where the dragon veins of the Manchu Qing Dynasty are located. The Immortal Sect is located here, which is really smart! ”

When Old Man Kong heard this, he was shocked, and he looked at the old liar carefully, and there was a little more respect in his tone: "I didn't expect that this old gentleman is also proficient in the science of Feng Shui!" The old man has been immersed in this road for more than 100 years, and he claims to have some experience, so find a time to communicate with your superiors! ”

The old liar snorted, didn't speak, and turned around to look at the scenery. Several of us in the Divine Control Bureau understand what the old liar means, he is a dignified immortal, and you are a little monk with a broken golden pill, and there is a fart exchange and exchange!

The helicopter could only be parked at the airfield at the foot of the mountain, and there was only a winding mountain road upstream, and the Tiangu had already transferred a few military off-road jeeps, roaring all the way to the top of the mountain, but did not reach the top, and stopped at the dense woods on the side of the mountainside.

"It's here!" Old man Kong got out of the car, raised his feet and walked towards the woods over there, followed closely by several members of the Heavenly Group. As soon as I waved my hand, everyone in the Divine Administration Bureau stepped forward quickly.

"Wouldn't it? This is the entrance to the fairy gate? I asked suspiciously, "This is too simple, even the group of bandits in Shuibo Liangshan have opened a hotel on the water's edge as a guide, and the dignified fairy gate is just this miscellaneous forest, and they are not afraid of wild boars breaking in?" ”

"It's not just a forest of miscellaneous trees!" The old liar glanced at it, "If I'm not mistaken, this forest is arranged according to the technique of Qimen Dunjia, if you are not proficient in Qimen Dunjia, you can't break into the Shengmen, and you won't be able to enter the Xianmen for the rest of your life wandering around in this forest!" ”

"The old gentleman is really a master!" Old man Kong is still sure that the old liar is not an ordinary person.

"** fox friends and dog friends, what can be a master?" Yue Tingting didn't know when she changed into a camouflage mountain combat uniform again, with a waist belt that was high on her chest, and her slender legs were pedaling a pair of high-top military boots, wrapping her slender figure to the curves.

How many uniforms does this girl have with her? Is this a posture to carry out the temptation of uniform to the end?

"Nonsense!" Old man Kong scolded, "Don't be rude to the masters!" ”

The old liar glanced at Yue Tingting and made a look of not being with you, I praised in my heart "Jiang is still old and spicy", Old man Kong's move is right, the old liar is small-minded, if you annoy the old liar, go home and draw a charm on your ID card, and you will be infertile for a lifetime, impotence, and premature ejaculation!

Besides, the knowledge of Qimen Dunjia Feng Shui Technique, I estimate that the old liar is called the second, and no one in this world dares to call it the first.

I heard him say that the Qimen gossip was originally passed on to the Yellow Emperor by the Queen Mother of the West, and later my master Jiang Taigong also learned it, and then the old man of Huangshi passed it on to Zhang Liang, and Zhuge Liang was self-taught to trap an army of 100,000 with a few stones, thus making this knowledge famous in one fell swoop. But everyone doesn't know that this old man in Huangshi, Zhang Liang's master, is an old liar who has just ascended!

"Old man Kong, your dignified heavenly group is here, why didn't anyone come to greet you?" Ao Xiaogui asked unceremoniously.

"This ......" Old Man Kong was embarrassed for a moment, touched his nose and said, "Our Tiangu and Xianmen have always had a very harmonious relationship, and if we can participate in the Xianmen Conference, it contains the meaning of Xianmen showing their loyalty to the state, but I haven't thought about this treatment if they come to greet us!" ”

"Why don't you let Ao Xiaoniao show us the way in the sky?" Ao Xiaogui came up with an idea.

"No, this formation forest is thick and shaded, although your Hai Dongqing has strong eyesight, you can't see anything on it!" Old man Kong shook his head.

"How's that going to go?" Luo Yongqing sniffed, "I already smell a strange smell, it's not our group, it must be left by people in the Xianmen, why don't I lead the way?" ”

Luo Yongqing has accepted the inheritance of Sirius, this nose is becoming more and more sensitive day by day, according to him, Sirius has a unique magical power, called "Heaven and Earth Traceless Thousands of Miles Tracking", if you are successful, take a sanitary napkin and smell it, you can chase the girl from China to Africa.

"I didn't expect this kid to have such a sensitive sense?" Old man Kong glanced at Luo Yongqing in surprise, "But it's not necessary, the forest of Xianmen is unpredictable, every time you come, it is different, it has to change several times a day, I am afraid that it is unreliable by smell!" Let's rest first, give me some time, I'll calculate, hehe, this is also a dismount from Xianmen to my heavenly group! ”

Yue Tingting handed over a small bag, and Old Man Kong took out a compass from it, and there were words in his mouth, which seemed to be calculating the strange changes in this forest.

"Don't forget it," the old liar said impatiently, pointing to a tree, "Ao Xiaogui, jump up and hit the five feet and four inches above this tree, Luo Yongqing, you attack that stubborn rock under that tree at the same time!" ”

Ao Xiaogui and Luo Yongqing were stunned for a moment, didn't say a word, listened to the old liar's order, and moved according to the order, only to hear a commotion, and a small path flashed in the woods, faintly shrouded in light mist.

"Old man, you, you can actually break through the formation?" Old man Kong was shocked, "Your attainments in Qimen Dunjia are really, alas, I compare with you, the difference between cloud and mud, the difference between cloud and mud, and the difference ......between cloud and mud."

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