Chapter 51: Seafood is Dignified (Part I)
Ao Xiaogui's burp lasted for three or four minutes, but its power was like a weapon of mass destruction, and the hall on the first floor of the "Crystal Palace" seafood restaurant was already in a mess, just like after a flood and tsunami, there were tables, chairs and benches on the floor, and all kinds of seafood were bouncing there.
The gate on the first floor, which had been cleared and closed, had been swept open by a huge current, and a small river had formed on the street in front of the restaurant, and some brave pedestrians had realized that the aquarium of the Crystal Palace Seafood Restaurant had broken and began to fish for seafood on the street. They really couldn't imagine that they could bring back a big lobster when they came out for a walk at night, and they made a lot of money!
"This, is this your hiccups? Are you eating too much? I got up from Han Fei'er in shock, calmed down, and looked at Ao Xiaogui, who was a little tired and prostrated on the side, can I burp and collapse?
"Hiccup, this is the dragon's groanβ" The old liar got up from the ground, "the talent of the divine beast!" Fortunately, Ao Xiaogui is not yet an adult, if he is an adult, this time it is enough to destroy this street! β
The old liar and I are fine, but Han Fei'er doesn't seem to be able to bear this dragon groan, and she hasn't slowed down for a long time, sitting on the ground and staring at us with wide eyes, unable to say a word.
I hurriedly asked the old liar: "Hey, old liar, don't you think she will be stupid by Ao Xiaogui's hiccups?" β
"No, after drinking three cups of 'South China Sea Ganlin Purification Water', how can you still be so vulnerable?" The old liar shook his head, "I guess I'm stimulated, and my brain is still a little confused, so I'll be fine later!" β
Ao Xiaogui, who was panting heavily, staggered to his feet, shook his head and played a cool role, and said fiercely: "Compare with Ao Ye?" You're still tender! He also shot me with a gun, and no one dared to bully me since the Qing Dynasty! β
"Are we too high-profile?" The old liar looked at the scene of the disaster area around him, and frowned, "Although the dragon chant is not an immortal magic power, and it is also for the people to eliminate harm, and it will not cause thunder, but this is obviously not a damage that can be caused by manpower, and there is no way to explain it to the society!" β
"It's easy to do! Let's just say that the underworld shot an undercover policeman, and accidentally shot through the aquarium and caused the aquarium to burst, thus causing flooding! Han Fei'er didn't know when she had recovered her senses, and her logic was still very thorough and clear.
"Alas, that's all it can be!" The old liar sighed, "It's not easy to eat, it's all flooded!" β
"**," Han Fei'er glanced at the three of us again, and said timidly, "Your two friends are not ordinary people, are they?" β
"Uh, this, they're all human!" I was a little embarrassed, "But it's not ordinary people, yes, qigong, they all know qigong, qigong masters!" I just blocked the bullet for you, and I just learned hard qigong! β
"No, it's not qigong!" Han Fei'er shook her head, "Don't lie to me, there is no qigong in this world, it's all pseudoscience!" β
The so-called qigong and special functions are pseudoscience, this is indeed true, I raise my hands in favor, but I want to explain "immortal art" and "dragon chanting" with Han Fei'er as a mortal, I think it sounds even more pseudoscientific than pseudoscience.
"You, you ......" Han Fei'er gritted her teeth, "Cultivators, you are cultivators!" And the level is not low! β
I was shocked, and although I didn't guess all right, it was pretty much the same. Even the cultivator knows that this girl is still an ordinary policeman?
"It's over, your medicine hasn't been dispensed yet," I looked at the old liar gloatingly, my eyes full of sympathy, "Either you will lose your mouth, or you will take another female apprentice and make a pair with Lin Hao!" β
Not a single reincarnated immortal has been caught, the old liar has already accepted two apprentices, according to this trend, it is estimated that when we complete all the tasks of the heavenly realm, the number of apprentices with 8,000 children is conservatively estimated, and the old liar can open the mountain gate to establish a sect, and then get rid of a cult alive.
"And what about the group down there?" The old liar angrily pointed to the remaining dozens of people who were still soaked in the water, they were not washed away by grabbing the railings and the like, and all the others rushed into the street, "Why don't I take them as apprentices too?" β
"Not really!" I looked at the old liar's expression and replied with a smile, "Those people were burped by Ao Xiaogui, and they were basically close to dementia, and they couldn't take it back to do chores!" β
"Don't talk nonsense, go back to the secret realm of the 'Chaos Tree' small world first, in case the police and the city management come later, it's hard to explain!" Said the old liar.
I looked at Han Fei'er and asked hesitantly, "Then, that, Han Fei'er, are you waiting here to meet the police, or are you going with us?" β
"I'll go with you!" Han Fei'er replied decisively, it was completely unexpected to me, I just politely, I didn't expect her to rely on me.
"Aren't you going to stay here and explain to the police about the scene?" My words are full of hints.
"No, I haven't made up the words yet, I have to think about the confession," Han Fei'er's attitude was very resolute and decisive, and she reverted to the style of the female SWAT captain of the Han River, "I'll go with you, I have to figure out something!" β
"Uh...... Will she be able to enter the secret realm of the 'Chaos Tree' small world? Pointing at Han Fei'er, I asked Ao Xiaogui.
Ao Xiaogui thought for a while and said, "Originally, I couldn't, the barrier barrier couldn't be broken, and Lao Xu probably didn't agree, but if I put her in the mirage shell first, I could bring her in!" β
Next, Han Fei'er was stunned and looked at the two-story turtle shell erected in the hall like a stupid, and then I was sent into the room like a puppet, I don't know if she can accept this qiΔ to regain her sanity again, she won't be stupid, so she will be stupid, right? I'm a little worried!
The three of us waded out of the restaurant, and there was a small half-foot deep water on the street, and more and more citizens rushed to hear the news and began to happily catch seafood, calling friends while fishing, just like a carnival.
Ao Xiaogui frowned, stomped his foot with a "snap", stepped on a sewer fence cover beside him, took out a small flag from his pocket, just like welcoming the Olympic Games, shook it, and muttered a sentence in his mouth, and the starry sky was inexplicably a heavy rain. As if hearing the order, the half-dead seafood on the street suddenly became violent, and they began to dive towards this sewer.
"Seafood is also dignified!" Ao Xiaogui said sternly, and stepped on the cover of a sewer fence again.
"**, come and see this kid!" The old liar stooped over in front of a drenched man and playfully reached out to slap him in the mouth. The man was not angry at all, he clutched a large shell in his hand and gnawed wildly, his teeth were broken, and his mouth was full of blood and refused to stop.
"Stupid, stupid by Ao Xiaogui!" The old liar came to a conclusion. I walked over and took a look, happy, Hong Xiaotian, Hong Xiaotian, who was extremely arrogant just now, was actually stupid! As a villain, the four lines just now are only arrogant for one chapter, which is really miserable!
"Fight with Ao Ye? You are still tender, you are especially the descendant of Ao Ye, offending your ancestors, do you understand? Ao Xiaogui had already stepped on more than a dozen sewer fence covers, and then he came over and pointed at the tip of the fool Hong Xiaotian's nose, and scolded very much, a typical beating of water dogs.
Theoretically speaking, he is right, we have indeed been educated to be "descendants of the dragon" since childhood, but looking at Ao Xiaogui's obviously childish baby face, I don't think this tastes right!
"Let's go, I guess the police will be here soon," the old liar urged urgently, "It's too big to play this time, don't stay here and make trouble!" β