Chapter 520: Underwater farting is known
When Gu Feng returned home, Xia Yu was taking medicine...... To be exact, eating meat.
Shi Yurou and Xia Bing were both standing on the side, one holding sweet tangerine peel and ice pond, the other holding water and pills, and Su Man'er was shouting and cheering for her on the side, the scene was extremely grand!
Xia Yu, on the other hand, wrinkled his pretty face, looking quite resolute and painful, and stuffed the pills into his mouth one after another. Stuff one, take a sip of water, eat a little tangerine peel or rock sugar, and then move on to the next.
Gu Feng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at this scene, brother made you eat meat, and didn't really let you take medicine, as for being so painful?
"Gu Feng, you're back!" When Shi Yurou saw Gu Feng's figure appear at the door of the room, she couldn't help but smile at him, a smile to welcome home every day, that was already a routine.
Su Man'er was also full of joy, because today she finally sent her aunt away, and she can go to the battlefield again!
Xia Yu stopped taking the medicine and called sweetly: "Brother, are you back, have you eaten?" ”
Xia Bing pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "He'll be back when he comes back, what's the fuss, hurry up and take medicine, look at you, take medicine half-heartedly." ”
As she spoke, Xia Bing actually stuffed a hand of rock candy into her mouth, and chewed it fiercely, as if she regarded the sugar as the Gu Feng she hated.
Seeing this, Gu Feng couldn't help but jokingly say: "Xia Bing, if you eat like this, the pigs will not be as happy as you." ”
Xia Yu has been living in Gu Feng's house for a long time, with the change of eating habits and comprehensive nutrition, although the meat has not grown, his complexion is much better than before. As for Xia Bing, he has weighed several pounds during this period of time, and has become a little round and jade!
"I, it's none of your business if I don't grow flesh, and I'm not like them, I don't want to do anything all day long, just waiting for you to pick up your clothes!" Xia Bing snorted.
As soon as these words came out, the whole hall was bright red, and the women were all pretty and crimson.
"Xia Bing, what are you talking nonsense!" Xia Yu said ashamedly and angrily, reached out and pinched her fiercely.
"I'm not wrong!" Xia Bing rubbed the painful place and shouted.
Shi Yurou and Su Man'er looked at her very lovelessly, even if they were not wrong, they didn't say so, this kind of thing, but they can only do it, not say it!
"Okay, okay, when I didn't say anything, you can play as much as you like, I don't have an opinion on group P, anyway, I don't care!" Xia Bing said, this is out of the room, when passing Gu Feng, as if he has a "sarsa" on him, he went out from a distance.
She was good, she grinned, patted her ass and left, and the four men and women in the poor room were all blushing and laughing.
After a while, Gu Feng sighed, looked at Xia Bing's back and said, "This girl came to this world, I'm afraid she doesn't plan to go back alive." ”
The third girl was stunned for a moment, and then laughed for a while.
"Hurry up and take your medicine, Xia Yu. We've put a lot of effort into this medicine! Gu Feng originally wanted to say that even if you really want to play group P, you will get well, but in the end he swallowed the words in his stomach, his shameless kung fu is far inferior to Xia Bing's fire!
Xia Bing nodded vigorously.
Gu Feng exchanged glances with the two beauties, and then walked out on his own.
When I came to the hall, I was about to take my clothes and take a shower, but I saw Xia Bing turn on the headlights in the courtyard, sit at the stone table, and have a piece of grass in his mouth, and I don't know what he was talking about to the big black.
Gu Feng thought about it, then walked over, sat down next to her and said, "Xia Bing!" ”
Xia Bing turned around and glanced at him, rolled his eyes and said, "What are you doing, you want to soak me, tell you, don't even think about it!" ”
Gu Feng sweated profusely, and he couldn't make a sound when he was swallowed, and he said after a while: "Xia Bing, let me ask you, when did I offend you?" As for looking at me like this, is it pleasing to my eyes? ”
"The ghost knows when you offended me, anyway, I just don't like you, and I can't get used to seeing you hugging left and right!" Xia Bing hated the way.
"When did I hug left and right?" Gu Feng was very wronged.
Hearing this, Xia Bing almost jumped up, "You still don't admit it, you are deaf when we are, you have lived in the front yard these nights, and the noisy one at night has been heard by the people in the next few streets!" You're embarrassed to say it! ”
Gu Feng really didn't expect that from his previous life to this life, spanning more than a thousand years, he was finally trained by a female baby to blush and have no face.
"What, don't you speak? Isn't it fun at night? Look at your tossing energy, as if I can't wait for everyone in the world to know that you can endure! Xia Bing still didn't let go of the number.
Gu Feng was dizzy for a while, why did he come, did he find it? stammered: "Don't say it, won't you?" ”
"Why, since you dare to do it, are you still afraid of what others will say?" Xia Bing sneered.
Gu Feng was so angry that he was embarrassed, he really wanted to push her down on the stone table and let her call her again, and see if she dared to open her mouth and shut up in the future.
Originally, this kind of thing, others know it, Gu Feng can't help it, but you are a big girl, you use this to tease others at every turn, is there such a big girl? How can she be like a big aunt and have no face and no skin, and she is not ashamed!
Xia Bing, she is really a superb woman! Gu Feng made an appraisal again, and after he was done, he wanted to get up and leave, because the generation gap with her was too big, and there was really no way to communicate.
"Where are you going?" When Xia Bing saw him leaving, he couldn't help but ask.
"Go wash and sleep, or where else can you go?" Gu Feng said listlessly, in fact, he hurt his self-esteem, and he had no face to stay in front of her anymore.
Xia Bing actually nodded, and without waiting for Gu Feng to take a few steps, he actually opened his mouth again and asked, "Then are you still tossing tonight?" ”
"Don't squeak!" With a sound, Gu Feng was knocked down by thunder, got up in embarrassment, patted the clothes on his body, and squeaked: "It shouldn't be!" ”
She said so, who would dare!
Who would have thought that Xia Bing was very tolerant and said: "If you like to toss, just toss, anyway, this is your home, anyway, we are used to it, anyway, I also bought two pairs of earplugs for sleeping today!" ”
Gu Feng was sweating again, how dare he stay any longer, and almost escaped into the house.
After taking a bath, and even eating two fruits before going to bed, Gu Feng was about to go to the front yard to sleep, but Su Man'er stopped him when he saw this, "Don't go to the front to sleep tonight, sleep upstairs!" ”
"Why?" Gu Feng asked puzzled.
"Why do you say that?" Su Man'er gave him a blank look and said with a pun.
Gu Feng didn't dare to talk about it, because he was afraid that he would be sprayed with a bloody meal like when he talked to Xia Bing just now.
Seeing Gu Feng's timid appearance, Su Man'er couldn't help laughing again, and gently pulled him and whispered: "What's the panic, I'm not Xia Bing, I can't eat you, it's too late for my sister to hurt you, be obedient, let my sister hurt me tonight!" ”
Gu Feng really wanted to shake his head, but when he heard this warm and soft invitation, his cervical spine seemed to be stiff as if he was suffering from rigidity, and just at this time, the phone rang.
Look at the caller ID, it is his subordinate, Wu Neng's phone, although he is happy in his heart, he doesn't dare to be too optimistic, he can hide for a while, and he can hide for a lifetime, but he still has an excuse for the time being, so he made a boo gesture towards Su Man'er and answered the phone.
"Head, are you home?" Wu Neng asked on the other end of the phone.
"Yes!" Gu Feng nodded.
"Lin He and I are just outside your house, and I want to report to you about the situation of tracking tonight!"
"Okay, I'll open the door for you!" Gu Feng said and hung up the phone, and then said to Su Man'er: "There is a guest coming, I'll go and say hello!" ”
"Oh!" Su Man'er answered and went upstairs stupidly.