Chapter 403: "Toilet" Dafa
The five-minute preparation time flew by, and soon, Shu Han and Yan Ce were on the field. When they took the stage, the other two groups watched in their respective waiting rooms.
Cen Yutong stared at the screen: Shu Han and Yan Ce have already started broadcasting, the two of them partnered, singing and harmonizing, and there was actually a posture of Tang Su and Fei Yihua's "news duo turn".
Yan Ce opened his mouth first: "Emergencies on the road can happen at any time. Recently, in the Zhengyang section of the Haijing Expressway, a pickup truck carrying piglets overturned. The 58 little piglets in the car sprinkled joy on the highway, which made the high-speed traffic police bitter. ”
Shu Han continued: "At the scene of the incident, the pickup truck overturned on the road, and the little piglet in the car was probably frightened, escaped from the iron cage, and ran around on the highway without a head. ”
Yan Ce said: "Seeing this scene, the highway police have no choice, so they can only dredge the lane as much as possible, and at the same time send more people to arrest these little guys." But it's not so easy to get these little piglets back to the car. ”
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The two of them followed the picture of the video, and made an accurate explanation, hearing this, Cen Yutong can already make a judgment, although there is a certain division of labor, but they seek to use the most conventional explanation method steadily, but the language is still quite lively, but I don't know if there will be any strange tricks next?
She pondered intently, Yin Qianze couldn't sit still, and came to a "urine escape": "Sister Cen, Qianze...... Qianze wants to go to the toilet again......"
Cen Yutong couldn't do anything about her, but fortunately she didn't come here again before she came on the stage, it was already good, so she said: "Go, hurry up diǎn~"
Yin Qianze said: "Qianze will be very fast!" ”
Cen Yutong returned his attention to the screen, and at this time, Shu Han and Yan Ce's explanations were already nearly halfway.
Yan Ce said: "...... The police and rescuers joined hands in a large circle to surround the piglets, arrest them one by one, and it took more than an hour to invite them all back to the car. ”
Shu Han continued: "During this time, the temperature in Haicheng is quite high, and the high-speed traffic police who help drive the pigs are busy this time, and they are sweating profusely, but they are tired, and they still have a smile on their faces. ”
Yan Ce said: "Of course, the happiest should be ※dǐng※diǎn※小※Say,.♂.o■s_(); Driver too. Rollover is an accident, but in the face of this accident, but let everyone see the friendship of mutual help in the world, thanks to the highway traffic police, thanks to all the well-wishers, if everyone is in need of help to lend a helping hand, the world will be better. ”
As soon as his words fell, the video just ended, frozen on the back of the pig-carrying cart.
Cen Yutong, who had watched their game in its entirety, frowned, since it was an opponent, she couldn't really bless the other party, and secretly hoped that their group would make a small mistake and be directly ticketed out, so there was no need to compare the third game. However, looking at this situation, the prospect is still diǎn.
At this moment, Yin Qianze came back with a spring on his face.
Seeing that she had changed her previous worries, Cen Yutong couldn't help but squeeze: "Qian Ze, you are very successful in this toilet, and you have discharged all the bad feelings, toxic substances and so on?" Full of confidence. ”
Yin Qianze's face was flushed, and at this moment, his eyes seemed to be hiding Xinghai: "Really, Sister Cen?!" Eun, Qianze will definitely do it! a~a~~~~a~a~~~~~~" (To be continued.) )