No.335 A sword laughs

"Holy Master...... Leave me alone. ”

On the phone, the little brother of the Great Sage almost cried and said: "You are my own grandfather, you gave me this thing, I scrapped four drill bits, and now I have only drilled less than a centimeter." I pickled and washed, and the alkali burned also burned, but I didn't even take the paint off. I have 431 drill bits, and half of my hard-earned money for a day will be on my head. ”

After hearing this, the Great Sage pondered back and forth, and gasped: "This thing is really so hard? ”

"You don't even know what you're giving me, do you? This is military armor, this is all cast, and it has to be cut with a high-powered laser, and my asshole-sized laser hole is used to tattoo my brother. ”

"Then I'm not going to be hard for you, do you know who can do it?"

The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then said in a playful tone: "I really know such a gold master, it's a **." He forged swords and swords all day long, and he may have a trick on his side. ”

The Great Sage snorted: "Let him wait for me in your factory." ”

"Uncle, you asked me to do this offending thing again? People are my boss, I can't wait to call this person my father, I have always been to see Ya, when will it be my turn to call him. ”

"Sensei play poor for me, you stinky idiot is the most slippery, think of a trick. Otherwise, the neck is stretched out and ready to lead to death. ”

After speaking, the great sage hung up the phone by himself, turned on the radio and began to listen to the commentary of the old man Shan Tian Fangdan, shaking his head and tail.

But he's at ease here, and the owner of the sheet metal factory is a big deal. He didn't tell the Great Sage just now, the boss is a pure weirdo, he has tried no less than 200 kinds of metals, and he has played with all steel, copper, aluminum, tungsten iridium, either he dislikes it too hard, or he dislikes it too soft, or he dislikes it and has no sense of weight.

If this guy wasn't so keen on this thing and willing to pay for it, he wouldn't have served it a long time ago. And this man has a bad temper. It's hard to talk about the fact that he lifts the table and blows his beard, but the technology of that thing is absolutely nothing, just the scrap he doesn't want. can be sold at a high price of thousands or even tens of thousands outside.

Now that the Great Sage has given a death order, there is no way to provoke that guy anymore, so he can only pick up the phone tremblingly: "Xing Ye, you are auspicious." ”

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

"That's the case, I have a customer here who sent a few pieces of material for processing, I can't get it, why don't you come and take a look?"

"What a good ball can your customers deliver." The voice on the phone was extremely arrogant and disdainful: "No time. ”

"Don't, don't. Listen to me, a piece of polymer plastic, this thing probably hasn't even touched you, the army's thing. There are also two pieces of alloy round-headed steel, which are military armor, which ......"

"Wait! I'll be there soon! ”

Hanging up the phone, he called the Great Sage again non-stop: "Holy Master, someone has made an appointment for you." He was twenty minutes later. ”

The Great Sage sighed: "Let him wait." ”

After saying that, the great sage turned around and walked into the toilet and took a book of stories. Began his protracted battle for old constipation. It took him half an hour before he stepped out of the office with his pants on his sleeve and walked out of the office door with a relaxed face.

After returning to the factory, as soon as I entered the craft room, I saw that the boss and a big man were looking at the ass under the microscope, and the big man muttered to himself in a trembling and shy tone: "It's too ...... It's so beautiful...... Positive triangle chain, this thing is definitely a new technology, I haven't seen it, I really haven't seen it. Did your client come? How much does this thing cost, I want it. ”

"I'm afraid not." The Great Sage stepped forward: "Selling you and I will be considered treason." ”

After speaking. He stepped forward and leaned on the platform: "You are the master that this kid said?" ”

The big man stood up, looked up at the Great Sage, and wiped his mouth weirdly: "It's not a master, but I usually like things like swords." Say it, make a price, as long as it's acceptable. It's okay to go bankrupt. ”

"You should keep that property for yourself, I don't need it." The Great Sage pointed to a few pieces of materials placed on the table: "You have a way, you can't help it, if you can't do it, I'll find someone else." ”

After speaking, the Great Sage picked up his things and prepared to leave. But he didn't take two steps before he was stopped by this big man, and he had a begging expression: "I dare to guarantee that I am the only one in the world who can make things according to your requirements, and I can do it if you don't sell it, but I have to take over this job." ”

"I'm a broken civil servant, I don't have that much money, I'll take it back to the army and let them twist it with a laser."

"Ouch ouch...... My dear mother, that broken laser has a ball, the whole armor piece is okay, this sword and sword is a violent thing. ”

The Great Sage said it so mysteriously, it made you very good at it. ”

When the big man heard this, he raised his head seriously, patted his chest and said: "I have no other skills in Xingtianxia, I will live on this in this life, let's gamble, if I get it for you, you give me this scrap." If I can't get it out, you can shoot me, just don't spoil the good stuff. ”

When the great sage heard this, his heart blossomed: these three things were originally experimental products that had not yet been stacked in the warehouse, and a large number of them were taken out as targets every day, and it was basically a matter of making a phone call. And this material, to put it mildly, few people can get the formula out, just like an aircraft carrier, system engineering.

But seeing that this guy is so anxious to get angry, a scumbag like the Great Sage naturally can't let go of this good opportunity to bully people. So after listening to this big man's words, he was silent for a moment, with a worried face, and then sighed: "It's not easy to do, I'm confidential, and I give people ...... mess."

"I sign the agreement...... I signed a confidentiality agreement and promised not to tell anyone, otherwise...... Otherwise...... Otherwise, I'm a puppy! ”

A one-meter-nine man said such a thing, which is a humorous story in itself, and the great sage is naturally happy. And as soon as he was happy, he no longer intended to embarrass this guy.

So the Great Sage pretended to nod mysteriously: "Ten hours." ”

"Ah......" Dahan was stunned: "So much time? ”

"Urgent."

"Okay!" Dahan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Fight!" ”

After speaking, he put the three things in a row, pointed to the armor of the tank and said: "This one is the heaviest, and the one-meter-five knife is the most suitable for this. ”

The Great Sage nodded: "You don't have to think about it, it's for perverts." ”

"Is Second Master Guan reincarnated......" After the big man muttered a few times, he pointed to another piece of black lacquer: "This piece is much lighter but not as hard as that one, but it has good ductility and is suitable for making short knives." ”

After saying that, he looked at the piece of plastic that made him drool: "This baby is light and hard, and it is perfect for a dagger, but this irregular cross-section is very strange...... I'll make it clear, you can't get the irregular ones, but I can make you a concave octagon, with its own bloodletting groove and air tank, and guarantee that if you poke it in, you will die, how about it? ”

The Great Sage thought for a moment and nodded: "Yes." ”

"Also, if the long knife is in a triangular layout, it will affect the speed, and it is generally used when the strength is not high, the strength of these guys is enough, how about I give you a new plan?"

Professional is professional, a large number of jΓΉ was written out under his pen, and the great sage was stunned and didn't see any of them, just listening to him chattering alone.

"The long knife imitates the Tang knife, but the structure and human body are more adaptable, and it can exert the power of slashing and smashing to the extreme, and there will be no sound of breaking the air." Dahan squatted on the ground with a serious face to write and draw: "There is nothing to say about the short sword, it is mainly used for close defense, I will make it a wide-faced double blade for you, while opening the blade while not opening the blade, the side that does not open the blade is made into a tiger's tooth shape, and the function is more and more handy." ”

After saying a lot, he looked up at the Great Sage: "No problem? No problem, I'll get started. ”

The Great Sage stretched out his hands: "You are a professional, you come." ”

As soon as the words fell, he was busy alone, and the sound of clanging sounded again, and it was a casting furnace, and it was filled with liquid nitrogen, and a lot of things that the great sage had never seen before appeared.

The time lasted from the afternoon until late at night, and even when the Daystar was already hanging in the sky, the three beautiful guys could be considered to have a rough shape. During this period, the Great Sage ate four boxed lunches, two large bottles of Coke, more than 20 betel nuts and two packs of cigarettes......

"Now it's the cutting edge, and the cutting is very troublesome, because the material is special, so the cutting must be manual, otherwise it will stick to the iron foam, which will affect the appearance." The big man didn't get a drop of water, and he was busy from the day to the second day, but he was always in good spirits: "Who is that, change the diamond abrasives for me!" The most upscale kind, you remember the money, about forty. ”

After the harsh friction sound came, the great sage was a little unbearable when he heard it, exited the workshop, came to the corridor, leaned against the corner of the wall and smoked deeply: "Wang Jian, Wang Jian, you kid don't live up to Lao Tzu's hard work." ”

At eight o'clock in the morning, although it had exceeded the agreed ten hours, the three guys did appear in front of the Great Sage, and the last process was to bake the lacquer and treat the shiny surface into a matte dark green.

This process is very simple, and it only takes half an hour before and after. When three long and short weapons of gray flutter appeared on the table, the big man actually showed a pleased smile, and his eyes were like a new father who was waiting for the birth of his child outside the delivery room, full of apprehension.

"Come, sacrifice fellow." After speaking, he picked up the dagger and wiped a cut on his finger, blood flowed out, and dripped his own blood on the three weapons, and then exhaled deeply: "Perfect." ”

The Great Sage picked up the forty-five-pound long knife and gestured a few times, and nodded: "It's really good." ”

"I just said I could do it."

The big man picked up the short knife and slashed at the cast-iron workbench, and the workbench after ten centimeters was cut off a corner, and the incision was smooth without a single burr.

"Sharpen iron like clay!" rs