The more opaque, the more you want to know.

According to what Happy understands, it seems that there are really no certain rules for the so-called censorship, and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television sometimes organizes approval meetings to let the bigwigs go to see the movie and give their opinions, and it seems that the scope is still wide...... Then it seems that it is in accordance with the administrative approval, and the final release is approved layer by layer, and there is no such prescribed situation as saying "one day and one time call the bigwigs into a small dark room, and then everyone watches movies, smokes, dozes off, and finally raises their hands to vote on whether to let this product into the cinema".

So you will understand why this step is particularly important and troublesome for the production unit: this is the most damning point of China's film censorship: it is as if you are standing outside a thick door, you don't know anything, you don't know the rules, you don't know the time node, you don't know the fate of your film.

In the end, you can only wait for a cold answer and some vague comments.

If you don't know a few people in the door, you won't even get a real idea of how to change it...... Then, if you directly see the three words "do not pass", then your fate may be a little better, at most is to go home and say to the investor that the boss is sorry, all the investment has been wasted, do you see whether to chop my left hand or right hand, Lao Tzu is left-handed, this little secret will tell you.

The worst thing is the so-called "review after revision", this big move, coupled with the vague so-called "revision opinions", is enough to make you unable to go to the world and the ground, all directors and producers dream of fantasizing, the revisions issued by the bigwigs today are: 15 minutes and 20 seconds The footage with the garbage heap on the right hand side is deleted, 32 minutes 05 seconds The BRA shoulder strap of the female pig's foot cannot slide out, 102 minutes and 18 seconds of the Jingshi sky, please replace it with a blue sky and white clouds, don't be so gray, and the above part will be reviewed after modification......

But the reality is skinny, and most of the revisions the directors got are: the film deviates from the ideological orientation, the major construction achievements made by XX in the past 30 years of reform and opening up are not prominent enough, the depiction of the dark side of some society is too straightforward, the lines and performances of some actors cannot show the general situation of the profession, which is easy to cause misunderstanding, and the character portrayal of cadres of party and state organs such as XX and XX is not profound enough...... Wait a minute.

Actually......

Self-castration is not scary because for the director, it is just a decision that takes 5 seconds to make. The really scary thing is: the leader hands you a knife, points to the dog hole in front of you and says, "Do you want to climb out, you can do it yourself", you hold the knife and look at yourself, but you don't know which piece is what the leader said JB?!

Therefore, this is also the reason why Happy is confident that his movie will be a hit, and he will definitely make a lot of money, and he will not eat alone, and he must pull two big backers.

Fortunately, there are related households, and the words can still be released on it, "Your script is good, but you have embarked on an evil path." Isn't "Grand Central Station" very good, why shoot these things. ”

Happy began to argue through Beijing Film Studio, "I'm a young man, I just debuted, you call me an old man, I can't do this." In the long run, Chinese films have been lost. I believe that in the whole world, except for George Lucas, there is no director who will make the same type of movies for the rest of his life. And what is the evil way, please give more suggestions for modification by the leader. ”

The people above also seemed to think that this reason was very lame, and they were actually beaten up by the hairy boy, so they gave a down-to-earth suggestion: "In your script, there are no good people at all." ”

Happy was almost mad, "I am very willing to make a good movie, and I am also willing to cooperate with the leader's opinion to revise." But IMHO, this is a pure comedy, not a feature film that shows the reality of society. It would be very regrettable to take down the script in such a false name. ”

was rejected twice in a row, and he didn't even have that much confidence to be happy, he began to recall how to deal with the movies that faced the pressure of review in the future, and his head immediately began to move his mind.

The media heard the rumors, and some reports that seemed quite bold began to appear: "This year's hottest rookie director is happy, and he is currently facing the situation that the script of the new film cannot pass the review." I heard that this is a complete comedy, and it has won the first prize for screenplay in the United States. Maybe it's because the westernization of the lines has made some people unhappy, but now that the second trial is not enough, the chances of it coming out are getting smaller and smaller......"

There is no entertainment news, and the media does not follow the trend to report: even comedies are stuck, these radio and television broadcasters will seal this today and that tomorrow, and the whole "Gang of the Dead" will be in a posture, which will definitely show the prestige of the official again, and the most popular person will be suppressed.

In recent years, it seems that no one has ever challenged the authority of radio and television, but it is not like the later generations have become street rats and have been scolded by netizens.

As soon as this news was reported, it was as if the floodgates had been opened: for the first time, people tasted the thrill of provoking Guan Wei, and then suddenly found that radio and television seemed to have nothing to do with the media, and they were suddenly emboldened. Radio and television are quite annoyed, Chinese films have fallen to the bottom, and no one wants to bear the name of suppressing newcomers to establish authority, and they have no reason to do that bastard thing, but they can't find out which one broke the news first.

At the same time, the heads and brains came together again to discuss. Yu Dong said: "Actually, the tone above has been loosened, but this movie involves drugs and firearms, and it is not in line with the national conditions to shoot in China, and it will definitely not pass." Let's change it, the plot structure is very exquisite, the key is the element, you can change the word, let's change the soup instead of the medicine. "Happy originally planned to place the film in a coastal area, but later found that it was really inappropriate.

Jiang Zhiqiang said: "I am very happy that this film can be moved to Hong Kong to be filmed, but if it is really to be defined as a Hong Kong film, in this form of content, I am afraid that the opportunity to be released in the mainland will be completely lost." ”

Happy was also worried, and said casually: "How is Macau?" Next year will be the return of Macao, and take advantage of the return to let the audience know in advance whether there is a head in that place in Macao. ”

Everyone's eyes lit up, "You can try." ”

Jiang Zhiqiang said: "I will also do activities, if it doesn't work, I will simply make it a Hong Kong film." ”

Before leaving, Yu Dong quietly asked: "Did you do the recent scolding of radio and television?" Happy and weird glanced at him, "You can't talk nonsense about this, there is no evidence that it is slander, how can I do this as a newcomer." ”

Yu Dong smiled "hey", didn't ask much, and said: "I'll give you a thorough understanding in advance, after I'm in charge of your movie, it's time for me to leave." Maybe I'll have to take care of my brother in the future. ”

"Really made up your mind?"

"yes." Yu Dong said with emotion: "If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be able to make up my mind a long time ago." He actually regretted that he wasn't enthusiastic about the movie "Grand Central Station" at the beginning, otherwise he wouldn't be so lukewarm now.

……

Quiet days are always very short-lived.

Bell bell bell ......

There was another alarm bell, and happily poked his head out of the bed, stretched and sat up on the bed.

I got out of bed, folded the quilt, and went to the compound to wash. Press the leg and turn the heel. grabbed a basket of steamed buns on the dinner table and went out.

In the spring of Jingshi, the temperature in the early morning is comfortable, and I passed by the park, and my grandfather and several old guys from the opposite door were already on the stone bench to beat the drum chords. They are all a group of ticket holders, as long as it doesn't rain or snow, they come more punctually every day than they go to work. gathered around and began to practice, there were still very few people early in the morning, but when they heard the "toss" of these people, they all came to watch. Some are old ticket holders, and some are coaxing. The old man once taught happiness: singing is for the audience to hear, so the change of the play should be changed along the audience, and the audience says that it is really good, and if it is changed behind the audience's back, it must not be welcomed.

This sentence is used for a lifetime. Now the script is changing back and forth, isn't that the case. It was interesting to watch, and he naughtily pulled out his grandfather's sword and sang, "Cang Changchang pulled out the sword, and the cheering horse stepped on the joint venture." ”

"Hey, stinky boy, fuck off. Don't disturb grandpa's fun. ”

The old man didn't beat it with a stick, and he was happy to turn over his head early.

The old man scolded with a smile: "What a big person, still jumping up and down like a monkey." I didn't see a granddaughter-in-law come back. ”

Happy Lao Yuan replied with a loud voice: "What's wrong with the monkey, it's still called the Great Sage." Wow yes~~ Hail Sun Dasheng today, Yuyu clarifies Wanliai. The golden monkey rose up with a thousand sticks, only to come back because of the demon fog. Oh~~Whew~~Hahahahahaha~" fled the scene with a flowery face and signature laughter all the way.

"Look at the rabbit cub, what the hell are you singing?" The old man reprimanded himself.

"Well, don't ink. Whoever wants to have a grandson like Xiaoxiaokai has to wake up laughing when he dreams. Lao Kang next to him couldn't see it, this old man was obviously scolding, and he didn't know how showy it was.

A few old guys on the side chatted, "It's hard to be small, what the older generation can't do in a lifetime, young people dare to do it." I've heard that this movie has been sold in more than 30 countries. "The newspaper I read yesterday had a box office of more than 50 million, how much money do you have to make?" ”……

Lao Kang made it bad again, "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, and then talk about the old beginning." "Hey, you old Kang, you picked out the words, so you don't want others to show off. There is a door, and you also have a grandchild. "He can't, his grandson is only six years old, and he has to feed him for many years. ”

A few people were noisy again, and they were very envious. After a while, the sound of gongs and drums sounded again, "Dong Dong ~~"

Today, the weather is clear, the mood is happy, and I just heard the good news when I arrived at the company.

The script has been reviewed.

In other words, the film can start to be filmed.