(The first chapter is said to have a feeling of egg pain, well, I admit that I just wanted to spoof the editor when I opened the book, and I will revise it slowly, so you can skip it if you don't like it...... ）

This is a parallel world, a parallel world different from the earth. There is no Earth, only a planet called Aqua Blue.

The same water and land are divided into three or sevens, the seven continents formed by the same crustal changes, there are three different skin colors of yellow, black and white, there is also Jianlimei who likes to act as the world's policeman, and there is also a profession called star.

The difference is that the planet is missing a lot of people and a lot of things. In those years, there was no MJ who made the world crazy, and there was no kiss goodbye that the god of song became popular all over the Chinese, this is an entertainment world waiting to be developed.

Even the general direction is a little different, because it is no longer Jianlimei that dominates the water blue star, but there are two super powers like the European Union and China, which are comparable to their national strength, and naturally staged a situation of three countries.

The origin of the qiē originated in 1790 AD, when a genius named Li Houde rose to prominence. How he rose to prominence is left to historians, but his rise has created a true world power.

Overthrew the Qing Dynasty, no more wars, and no invasion by the Eight-Nation Alliance. In the matter of China, even in the First and Second World Wars, China was also an extremely powerful country.

In this parallel world, on the day of 1988 AD, in the deep mountains and forests of Huaguo, Ye Yang from the earth appeared like this. The soul of the Eight Meridians of Noon pierced through the body of a child who looked like a four or five year old.

There is no memory of the predecessor, and there is no clue about the life experience of the predecessor, but this bear child is actually at the bottom of the cliff full of wild fruits in the mountains, which makes Ye Yang, who has just crossed over, almost collapse.

Isn't this the old-fashioned rhythm of online novels?

The scene of a three- or four-year-old orphan living alone at the bottom of a mountain cliff even found a book called Tai Chi. This next scene is definitely to find the legendary novice grandfather, and then practice martial arts all the way to pretend to be X and slap his face, soak all the beauties in the world, and finally either break the void or break the firmament.

Anyway, Ye Yang was powerless to complain at that time, God knows why this martial arts classic containing internal strength, boxing techniques, swordsmanship and even health preservation was written in simplified characters. He is mentally prepared to turn into a stream of waste materials and a stream of brainless upgrades at any time.

After all, aren't martial arts and mental methods all necessary in the martial arts world? And this Tai Chi classic is actually a fool's martial arts guide, which is a necessary treatment for pig's feet!

For this reason, Ye Yang has practiced martial arts for ten years, but the internal force recorded in the Tai Chi Heart Method is still nowhere to be seen. The only thing that makes Ye Yang happy is that in addition to the lean figure that can make the eyes of all the beauties shine, it is the Tai Chi recorded in it, which completes the aerobics of the Nanshan Nursing Home, which is indeed a kung fu that can be attacked and defended.

The most cheating thing finally happened on the day Ye Yang left the bottom of the cliff.

When Ye Yang climbed out of the bottom of the cliff with great difficulty, what he saw was not a martial arts master flying around, nor a legendary cultivator who flew to the sky, but a team of well-equipped mountain and forest travelers.

What about the good martial arts world, and the high martial arts world?

Why did I see a blind high-tech team, and the big brother the size of a brick in the team was blind, and there was wood?

At that time, the divine beast that was running wildly in Ye Yang's heart could completely flatten the entire Heavenly Empire.

Later, Ye Yang became famous, and the team of donkey friends named Friends of the Mountains and Fields became famous. The newspapers at that time reported their deeds, which also made Ye Yang's heart sink in the bottom of his heart, and many parts of the world seemed to be a little different......

After four years, in a film and television city called Zhudian in China, a finale scene is going on intensively.

The actor with the highest appearance is dressed in white, wielding a three-foot long sword in his hand, protecting the first-line female stars who look at him with affection in the autumn breeze. At his feet, one after another dragon actors fell, winning him bursts of applause. The fallen leaves that float from time to time, as well as the empty wielding of the long sword, only highlight the handsomeness of the male protagonist.

The appearance storm in the venue bloomed, and on the enlarged version of the director's stool outside the venue, Director Tu Feiyuan finally nodded with satisfaction. "Click! It's done. ”

Suddenly, the crew stopped the backstage fan, and the crew quickly greeted the hero and heroine with towels, fans and mineral water. There was a burst of cheers in the venue, but the more than ten black-clothed killers who fell were unconsciously revealed, and even many crew members inadvertently stepped on them.

is different from the pursuit of the male and female protagonists in front, and ran to the side to change clothes. The difference between a real actor and an extra is evident in the theater.

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!" With a sigh of emotion, Ye Yang took off his thick costume costume first, and no longer dressed as a black-clothed killer in the play. This shedding faintly reveals Ye Yang's fierce muscles, which is definitely the favorite figure of a rich Chinese woman.

This relief, Ye Yang immediately ......

Instead of taking wages directly from the group head like other tricks, Ye Yang ran in the direction of the toilet in Huaguozhudian Film and Television City. This crew is not the first crew that Ye Yang has run, five or six crews have run today, and there are three hurries!

The leader of the group who helped them pick up the work held a red tower cigarette and shouted at Ye Yang, who flashed by his side. "Yangzi, I'll call you tomorrow."

This kind of thing has happened many times, and every time after the end of the day's work, the group leader knows that Yangzi will solve the physical needs, and the group leader doesn't care, because the cooperation is not once or twice, and the integrity of both sides has come out.

Ye Yang's drama luck can be called the best in the vertical shop film and television city, and he can take on three or four jobs every day, no group leader dares to leave Ye Yang alone, and Ye Yang's income is not worse than that of ordinary white-collar workers.

Ye Yang ignored the words of the group leader and galloped towards the men's toilet. "I heard you right. Absolutely you heard it right! ”

Hurriedly closing the toilet door, Ye Yang actually pulled down his pants excitedly, and then looked at the brother below.

Tears flowed in Ye Yang's eyes, and finally they couldn't stop flowing. Ye Yang's psychology is so excited! There is a feeling of tears running to see the moon when the clouds are open.

Just now, Ye Yang actually heard the voice that he had not seen for a long time, the voice that he had longed for for two years. He hated it for two years and looked forward to it for two years, and finally came......

"Congratulations to the host for completing the welfare task - becoming a professional leader. This welfare award was successfully awarded, and the host can check it by himself. Again, this system is very democratic, and it never forces the host to perform tasks that it is unwilling to perform, so please don't complain about this system at will. ”

it! After two years of waiting, it finally came.

Ye Yang's heart can be said to have all five flavors, and there is an illusion called Dandan's sadness. Two years of career? It can be said that he wasted two years of his youth, but he was forced and forced!

Think of how spectacular and legendary his life is Ye Yang? Learn martial arts kung fu that ordinary people don't have, not to mention acting as a superhero in the future and being a bodyguard of Nanzhonghai. Even if it is a civilian, what kind of school flower can you be a master, what kind of white rich bodyguard, no matter how bad you are, you can marry a terminally ill rich woman with her figure, and being rich and rich in life is not a "rustle" thing?

But that night two years ago made Ye Yang feel no longer in love.

That night, there was no night dark and windy, and there was no thunder and lightning, but there was still Ye Yang's miserable howl. That night, that thing called the system appeared, which brought Ye Yang a nightmare for two years......

"Damn, I'll definitely repay you, Mr. System."

After waking up from the tragic memories and gritting his teeth, Ye Yang finally tidied up the clothes on his body, and then strode towards the snail house he rented.

Ye Yang's memories continued, returning to that night when he didn't want to remember too much.

That night, just as Ye Yang was about to unfurl his traverser fangs in the Water Blue Star, something called the system appeared in Ye Yang's body out of thin air and began the welfare mission that had directly pitted Ye Yang for two years.

As for why Ye Yang cried to the brothers below, as long as you know the original scene, you can understand his pain.

"The parallel space number jù has been read, and the system has finished decompressing. When the host number jù is read, the welfare task will be generated immediately. ”

"As soon as the welfare task is officially generated, it becomes a professional trick."

"Mission introduction, as the host of the system boarding, you have a heart that yearns for fame. Want to be the king of stars? Want to get your hands on the treasures of this system? Want unspoken beauty? Act now and become famous as soon as possible! Sao New Year! A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, want to become a big star? Let's learn to be a real trick first. ”

At first, Ye Yang was still very excited, this is not the routine of online novels, the pig's foot mode of achieving Shuangwen? It wasn't until Ye Yang accidentally saw the much smaller prompt font at the bottom of the taskbar that he finally couldn't bear the blow and fainted.

"Before completing the task, the host Ding Ding is only four centimeters long, please do your best to complete this task and retrieve the lost little Ding Ding ......"

After completing the task today, Ye Yang tearfully found that he was really back. After losing more than two years, Xiao Ding Ding, who had once lost his confidence, recovered again, and it seems that he has doubled.

Slowly running the Tai Chi method for many years to regulate his mood, Ye Yang woke up from ecstasy. Now that you've regained Tintin, it's time for you to get out of here?

Leave the Zhudian Film and Television City and leave the dragon set career? As soon as this idea appeared, Ye Yang suddenly felt reluctant. The two-year relationship is not something that can be given up lightly.

With a light sigh, Ye Yang took out the chicken and duck that claimed to be able to smash walnuts, and pulled it towards the only few numbers.

"Hey! Baby? I'm Yangzi! In the evening, I will meet you in Germany, and I will invite you to dinner. No, why, just ask you if you want to go? ”

"Duck neck, see you all over Germany in the evening. What's the good thing? Damn, are you coming? ”

"Chao Chao, are you filming here in the vertical shop? I have a table in Germany, will you come? ”

After informing the only three dead friends, Ye Yang stretched his waist and hurried to the rented home. The two-year career has allowed Ye Yang to know a lot of people, and the only ones worth dating are only three.

Huaguo Zhudian Film and Television City, next time I come, I will not only be a trick. My target is to be a real star.

(Don't collect, don't vote, watch out for your tints...... ）