Chapter 007: Go to my wife's house to greet my relatives
Updated: 202-0-
Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian looked at each other in disbelief, and then discussed it.
"Zhang Dong must have cheated! Otherwise, it is not possible. ”
"Cheating? No matter how much you cheat, you can't become the champion of the national science college entrance examination? ”
"Could it be that he actually has very good grades, and he is all pretending to be so low-key?"
"Yes, it must be, this man is so hateful, and am I not shooting myself in the foot?"
"Xiaojiao, could it be that you already knew that he was so powerful, and you secretly liked him for a long time, so you deliberately made such a bet with him?" Gao Qian said narrowly.
"The ghost knows that he is so powerful, and the ghost secretly likes him." Chen Xiaojiao shyly gave Gao Qian a disgusted look, "I fell for him this time!" ”
"Giggle~"
Gao Qian couldn't help but laugh and said, "Xiaojiao, we are best friends, is it interesting to hide the secrets in our hearts?" Actually, I have long known that you have a good impression of Brother Dong, and I have always wanted to know the reason, but it is not good to ask you, now it is suddenly clear, the mouth is suddenly opened, it turns out that Brother Dong is a hidden dragon, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, your vision is really good, congratulations on becoming the champion lady, your long-cherished wish has come true. ”
Chen Xiaojiao couldn't cry or laugh, she was speechless, and hurriedly launched a counterattack: "Xiaoqian, congratulations on becoming Liu Kui's wife, after all, Liu Kui scored 695 points in the exam, which is higher than you." ”
The two laughed at each other for a while, and their expressions became flustered, muttering and discussing how to deal with them, you know, Zhang Dongping Suri is scheming, always teasing them, they have never had the upper hand, and now that such a big handle has fallen into his hands, it will definitely be difficult in the future.
"Knock knock~"
Before a result could be discussed, there was a knock on the door, and Liu Kui's voice sounded outside the door: "Sister-in-law, open the door quickly, Zhuangyuanlang has come to greet him." ”
The two beauties looked at each other, a little unsure of what to do.
"Call the police." Gao Qian smiled, "Otherwise, you will have to have a round of sex with him today." ”
"Call the police?" Chen Xiaojiao couldn't cry or laugh, "Don't be afraid, my parents will get off work soon, and they have to retreat obediently." ”
"Open the door, open the door." Liu Kui and several classmates surrounded Zhang Dong and shouted outside the door.
The door finally opened, and the crowd rushed in.
Zhang Dong looked at Chen Xiaojiao, who was blushing with shame and rolling his eyes with strange eyes, and teased: "Wife, pour a cup of tea for your husband." ”
"You, you go and die." Chen Xiaojiao said indignantly.
"How dare you be so rude to your husband? Husband doesn't teach you a lesson. Zhang Dong walked up to Chen Xiaojiao step by step, and hugged him with both hands.
Chen Xiaojiao's whole body trembled, a strange feeling appeared in her heart, and she stammered, "Brother Dong, you, don't mess around, I, I'll pour you tea." ”
"Haha~"
Everyone laughed at the same time.
Zhang Dongda sat on the sofa, drank the fragrant tea offered by Chen Xiaojiao, looked at her with an aggressive gaze, and said, "Wife, you won't repay the debt, right?" ”
"Who's your wife?" Chen Xiaojiao said depressedly.
"Of course it's Chen Xiaojiao." Zhang Dong said narrowly.
"You bad guy, you've been pretending to be for three years, and at the last moment you put me together, this is cheating, it doesn't count." Chen Xiaojiao said angrily.
"If you lose, you lose, don't make a mess of reasons. Anyway, from today on, you are my wife, and you will belong to me for the rest of your life, as for Gao Qian, from today onwards, she will be Liu Kui's wife, you know? Zhang Dong said with great momentum.
"Wife, hehe, I didn't expect you to be here, I'm so happy." Liu Kui walked up to Gao Qian while the iron was hot and accosted him.
The two beauties looked flustered, not knowing what to do.
"Wife, go, go out with me." Zhang Dong got up and said.
"Where are you going?" Chen Xiaojiao's face changed.
"Of course it's going to open a house. Didn't you promise a round house that day? Zhang Dong said with a smile.
"Ah, I'm fighting with you." Chen Xiaojiao was furious, rushed forward with his teeth and claws, and used the Nine Yin White Bone Claws to launch a fierce attack on Zhang Dong.
"What a tough wife...... Zhang Dong easily dodged, patting Chen Xiaojiao on the shoulder or pinching her waist from time to time.
Suddenly, there was a loud laugh in the hall.
was laughing happily, when suddenly the door was pushed open, and Chen's father and Chen's mother stepped into the door with a black face.
Everyone quickly stopped laughing, and their faces became panicked.
"Xiaojiao, what are you doing?" Father Chen asked sharply.
"Dad, it's a class reunion." Chen Xiaojiao gave Zhang Dong and the rest of the classmates a brisk look.
Everyone understood and was about to slip away, but Chen's father blocked the door and asked, "Is there such a party?" What a wife, who opened the room, I heard it downstairs. ”
"Uncle Chen, you misunderstood, we are creating a sketch." Zhang Dong quibbled.
"yes, we're doing a skit." Chen Xiaojiao also said on the side.
"Acting in a sketch?" Father Chen looked suspicious, and after a while of everyone, he asked, "You are so happy, have you all been admitted to a satisfactory university?" ”
"Yes, Brother Dong is the national champion, Xiaojiao scored 719 points, and we also scored more than 650 points, celebrate, naturally we want to create a sketch." Liu Kui said confidently.
"You are the national science champion who scored 742 points?" Father Chen walked up to Zhang Dong in surprise and looked up and down.
"Yes, it's a fluke." Zhang Dong said with a smile.
"Good boy, really good boy." Chen's mother also approached, looking Zhang Dong up and down with a son-in-law-like gaze, "Let's go after eating." ”
"Thank you, Auntie, no need." Zhang Dong hurriedly excused himself.
But Chen's father couldn't help but pull Zhang Dong to the sofa and sit down, and beckoned the rest of the classmates to sit down, and talked with interest.
Zhang Dong, Liu Kui and all the classmates pretended to be honest children, and dealt with it without leakage.
Soon, Chen's father learned that Zhang Dong was born in the countryside, although he was not too poor, he was definitely not rich, and sighed: "The boy really wants to be poor, no wonder the grades are so good and so simple." ”
Everyone almost burst into laughter, Zhang Dong is simple? He is a rural person, and he has good grades? Next time I was the last in the class, and this time I took the national top prize, and I don't know what the inside story is.
Father Chen touched Zhang Dong's strong arm in amazement, and said, "It's so strong, the result of the exercise, right?" ”
"Yes, Uncle Chen, I love sports, a small workout every day, and a big workout every three days." Zhang Dong replied with a smile.
"Good boy, really good boy." Chen's father and Chen's mother sighed at the same time, naturally they didn't know that the exercise Zhang Dong said was fighting.
Liu Kui held back a smile and interjected: "Brother Dong has lofty ideals, and wants to be the most outstanding architect and create the largest and most beautiful harem. ”
"Hello architect, that's a good idea. However, what are the harems and harems? "Where can Chen's father and Chen's mother hear the meaning of the back and the palace, and where can they know the great ideals of this post-90s crazy youth?
Zhang Dong glared at Liu Kui fiercely, and lied: "Uncle Chen, the back and palace are buildings built by later generations, which can be comparable to the Great Wall Forbidden City." ”
"Good, good, ambitious." Father Chen slapped his thigh and exclaimed.
"Giggle~"
Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian finally couldn't hold it back, laughing wildly, Liu Kui and the rest of the classmates also laughed, even Zhang Dong secretly laughed half to death, this Chen's father is too simple.
Don't dare to stay longer, and don't dare to say more, Zhang Dong and his classmates found an opportunity and left.
Chen's father and Chen's mother liked them very much and asked Chen Xiaojiao to give them a ride.
When the classmates came out of Chen Xiaojiao's house, they scattered as birds and beasts.
Zhang Dong naturally wouldn't let Chen Xiaojiao go home so lightly and led her to walk on the street intimately.
Chen Xiaojiao was endlessly shy, pursed her lips, and said, "Brother Dong, where are you going to take me?" ”
"To open a house, of course." Zhang Dongwei said with a smile.
Chen Xiaojiao almost fell, and said in a panic: "Brother Dong, next time, how is next time?" ”
"Didn't you say that you could get a round house on the same day?" Zhang Dong asked with a straight face.
"Yes, but today my great aunt is here." Chen Xiaojiao said fiercely.
"Liar, your aunt left the day before yesterday." Zhang Dongwei said with a smile.
"You, how do you know?" Chen Xiaojiao looked surprised and surprised, looking at Zhang Dong like a monster.
"I'm your husband, so I naturally know." Zhang Dong stopped in front of a hotel and wanted to step inside.
"You, are you really going to open a house?" Chen Xiaojiao was completely panicked.
"Of course it's true, are you going to go or not?"
"Just go, but, Brother Dong, do you have the money to open a house?" Chen Xiaojiao rolled her eyes and said.
"I really don't have that." Zhang Dong scratched his head.
"Then go to your house?" Chen Xiaojiao felt relieved in her heart and said narrowly.
"No, go to my house, then won't my dad break my legs?" Zhang Dong muttered in his heart, shaking his head again and again, "Then forget it, next time, come with me again." ”
The two began to press the road, passing through a quiet park, Zhang Dong took Chen Xiaojiao to step inside.
"Brother Dong, I'm going back." Chen Xiaojiao panicked again.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Dong pulled her to the foot of a big tree, couldn't help but hug her into his arms, admired Chen Xiaojiao's peerless face, and slowly kissed the lips that exuded a rich fragrance.
"Help~"
Chen Xiaojiao shouted in a panic, but her delicate body was already paralyzed in Zhang Dong's arms, her beautiful eyes were slightly closed, and she looked like she was tasting it.
Zhang Dong was about to kiss him hard, but he stopped suddenly, because a big man rushed over with four of his subordinates like a whirlwind, and without saying a word, the big fist of the bowl hit Zhang Dong's shoulder with a gust of wind.
"Where did the madman come from?" Zhang Dong hugged Chen Xiaojiao and flashed to the side, and the big man's fist missed, hitting the trunk of the tree, making a loud bang, and the thick and thin trunk shook three times.
Zhang Dong was furious, if it was an ordinary person, wouldn't he be beaten half to death with such a punch? You're welcome, slapped the big man in the face and flew it in the air.
This time it's amazing, it's a hornet's nest.
The four subordinates behind the big man rushed up like crazy men and launched a terrifying attack on Zhang Dong, every punch and every kick could hit a storm, and they were all rare masters!
Zhang Dong was annoyed that these people had disturbed his good deeds, so he put his left hand around Chen Xiaojiao's small waist, dodged it wonderfully, and at the same time picked up his right hand and slapped it hard.
"Papapapa~"
The four of them were slapped at the same time, their bodies were thrown in the air, and they fell down like sacks, falling half to death, but they were very powerful, and as soon as they smashed on the ground, a pistol appeared in their hands at the same time, aiming the muzzle of the black hole at Zhang Dong.