Farmer's Friends Seed Shop.

Passers-by walked into the store in twos and threes, picking out the seeds they needed.

The shopkeeper, who had a two-bearded beard under his rosacea, was counting thumb-sized broad bean seeds with a plump village woman, and his small two-colored eyes glanced at the village woman's towering mountain peaks from time to time, looking very obscene.

"Boss, where are your lettuce seeds?"

Liu Xing, dressed as a white-collar worker, walked in, looked around, and saw the shopkeeper's obscene little eyes staring at the mountain peak of the village woman, and his face was trembling for a while, and he coughed dryly.

"You won't see it yourself!" The shopkeeper who was ruined by Liu Xing was angry, glanced at Liu Xing with slanted eyes, and pointed to the corner of the glass counter: "The lettuce seeds are all there, and they are all domestic and imported." ”

Liu Xing followed the gesture of the shopkeeper to the glass counter, picked up the package and looked at it, his thick eyebrows couldn't help frowning, several packages were full of Korean and Japanese words, where did he understand, he helplessly picked up the lettuce seeds and said to the shopkeeper: "I don't read much, I don't know the words introduced on it, please the boss told me." ”

At this time, the village woman who counted the broad bean seeds accidentally dropped a seed to the ground and bent down to pick it up.

And the shopkeeper took the opportunity to stretch his neck to see the spring light on the village woman's chest, his small eyes were colored and he was smiling and drooling, and he was disturbed by Liu Xing's inappropriate questioning, and the village woman suddenly felt that her chest was hot and wrong.

When she looked up suddenly, she saw the shopkeeper's small eyes staring at her towering peak, and suddenly a kind of shame rose from her heart to her face, and she didn't think about it with a red face!! Then he snatched the door and left, and the broad bean seeds were gone.

The seed shop was unusually quiet for a moment, and you could hear a needle drop.

Everyone looked at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper touched his rosacea, swallowed his saliva and understood, rubbed his somewhat red and swollen face, looked at the sneering eyes of everyone in the store, and gritted his teeth "rattle", in his heart he wanted to kill Liu Xing, who ruined his good deeds, but he didn't show it in public.

And Liu Xing shrugged his shoulders speechlessly, his thick eyebrows were raised a little embarrassed, and he was about to walk out of this 'pervert' seed store, but the shopkeeper walked over, with a gloomy dry face, and said in a low voice: "If you don't understand anything, I really can't see that you are dressed brightly, but the ink in your stomach is a primary school student, and I don't even know the words on the bag." ”

Liu Xing also knew that he had ruined other people's good deeds, which caused public anger, and he was a little sorry, and he was not angry when he said that he was a primary school student, so he touched his nose and smiled: "I want to ask the boss which kind of lettuce seeds are ripe and picked in three months, and how many acres of land can be raised by a bag of seeds?" ”

In fact, Liu Xing majored in English and French in college, and as for Japanese, he was somewhat patriotic, so he didn't bother to study it at all.

The shopkeeper saw that Liu Xing was still serious, so he replied angrily: "As long as you have enough fertilizer, the lettuce seeds in my store can generally be served on the table in three or four months." As for how much land can be planted in a bag, if nothing else, under normal circumstances, a bag can be planted in three points, how much land do you have, how many bags of lettuce seeds do you need? Primary school student! ”

"Then I'll do the math!" Liu Xing touched his chin, thought about it for a while, and said, "Then I need at least three hundred bags of lettuce seeds." ”

"What did you say?" The shopkeeper's dry face showed a surprised expression that he had heard correctly, and he lost his voice and said, "Three hundred packs? You have fun with Lao Tzu, do you know how many acres of land can be planted with 300 bags of lettuce seeds? At least 100 acres! ”

The shopkeeper pulled his mustache and slipped his little eyes, looking up and down at Liu Xing, who was dressed in a white-collar suit, the more he looked, the more he felt that Liu Xing was here to find fault, his dry old face suddenly gloomy, and said in his heart, if you don't explain it to Lao Tzu today, you don't want to walk out of this door.

Liu Xing smiled faintly.

"Of course I do!" His thick eyebrows were raised slightly, and there was no hint of joking on his resolute Guozi face, and he said slowly: "I wonder if the boss has so many lettuce seeds for sale?" ”

"Hey! You stinky boy is still getting good at my taste! ”

The shopkeeper touched his beard and was almost in a rage, pointed at Liu Xing's nose, and said sharply: "Don't ask me if I have so many lettuce seeds for sale, do you know that the cheapest pack of lettuce seeds in my store costs thirty yuan?" Ten packs is 300 yuan, how much does it cost to pay for 300 packs of seeds, do you know how much, that's 9,000 RMB, do you have so much money on your 'primary school student'? Do you have so much land for you to plant? ”

"What if I had all this money and land?" Liu Xing's sharp eyes looked at the shopkeeper, and his hands were propped up on the glass cabinet. Of course, he knew what the shopkeeper was thinking, and from the beginning he thought he was here to make trouble.

In fact

The reason for the current qiē situation is the villain psychology of the store owner's shame, and he Liu Xing has the intention of sincerely teasing the shop owner. Liu Xing understands this very well.

"Good! Good! Good! You kicked me in the face. The shopkeeper's angry mustache turned into a one-character beard, tilted his head and pointed at Liu Xing, and said hatefully: "Do you dare to hate me Bet, as long as you have land that can plant 100 acres of lettuce, I will provide you with lettuce seedlings of 100 acres of land for free, on the contrary, if you don't plant 100 acres of lettuce, you have to leave 9,000 yuan." ”

The shopkeeper paused for a while, and then said: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, my daughter works in the seed nursery garden in the town, and there are nearly 100 acres of cultivated lettuce seedlings in the garden, let's talk!" Elementary school students, do you dare to bet? ”

"You've said it all, what don't I dare."

Liu Xing's heart sank, just because he was troublesome about raising seedlings.

I saw that his thick eyebrows were slightly raised, and a hint of imperceptible evil smile made the corners of his angular mouth rise slightly, and his sharp and deep eyes looked at the angry shopkeeper, and said in a deep voice: "We don't want to talk about it, if we want to gamble, we have to be fair, just and open, let's find a notary public to draw a note, and we will soon see if we win or lose in a few days." ”

"Good! Good! Good! You've got a kind! The shopkeeper's mouth was crooked in anger, his original intention was to let Liu Xing get out of here in disarray, but he didn't expect this elementary school student to be on a bar with him, and snorted, "You found it yourself, I can't blame anyone." ”

Then he quickly took out a piece of white paper and a black pen from the drawer and handed it to Liu Xing: "Don't say that I bullied you primary school students, the words are based on you, after they are erected, next to them is the rural credit cooperative, we each took out 9,000 yuan and pressed it inside, it's fair, how about it?" ”

"Okay!" Liu Xing took the pen and paper and smiled, raised his thick eyebrows, thought for a while, picked up the pen and wrote on the white paper with a "rustle".

When the shopkeeper saw that Liu Xing really set up a note, he couldn't help but sigh in doubt, and said secretly: "This elementary school student really knows how to write notes?" He wouldn't have prepared it beforehand! An ominous feeling crept up from his back, and the cold made him shudder.

After thinking about it, he couldn't help but walk behind Liu Xing, probe his neck, and see what was written on Liu Xing's note.

At a glance, he couldn't help but gasp, not to mention the content on the white paper, just the words of the iron drawing silver hook under Liu Xing's pen had already made the shopkeeper feel that the bet was a little bad.

"How can an elementary school student write such a good handword?"

Before the shopkeeper's brain turned around, Liu Xing's note had already been written, he read it again, saw that there was no omission, and handed it to the shopkeeper: "Look at it, how is what I wrote?" ”

"It's pretty much what I thought." The shopkeeper sauce duck has a hard mouth.

When he saw the last signature Liu Xing on the white paper, he "hissed" a cold breath, feeling that the name Liu Xing was so familiar, but he just couldn't remember it, seeing Liu Xing's sharp eyes looking at him and asking him to sign his name, he smacked his lips, and was a little reluctant to sign his name Chen Ping.

"Let's go to the rural credit social money next door." Liu Xing made a gesture of please, then touched his nose and walked out.

Chen Ping looked at Liu Xing's calm expression, stupid, this time it was impossible for him to quit. He's just feeling a few eggs now. pain

A few minutes later.

Liu Xing and Chen Ping, who had paid the money, stood outside the gate of the Friends of the Farmers' shop.

"This is the address where your lettuce seedlings will be delivered in two days." Liu Xing rustled and wrote the name of Qingshi Village on the white paper on which Chen Ping copied the notes.

"Don't worry! Two days later, I will bring lettuce seedlings to your house, I want to see which baby you are, with such a big breath, planting a hundred acres of lettuce at a time. Chen Ping scratched his rosacea and said a little flustered.

There is another meaning in Chen Ping's words, that is, you are stupid. Forced, all the lettuce in a hundred acres of land, you don't know how to die if you can't sell it when the time comes.

"Don't worry about this, we'll see each other in two days!" Liu Xing put away the notes, smiled heartily, and the tall figure disappeared into the crowd of people rushing to the market.

"Humph! Two days later, I came to see where your 100 acres of lettuce were located! Chen Ping turned around angrily, and was about to walk into the store, when a girl with a baby face and a very delicate face collided with him, and the impact force made the information in the girl's hand fall to the ground with a splash.

At the same time, the note in Chen Ping's hand also fell to the ground.

"Dad! What are you doing! "The baby-faced girl wrinkled her handsome green onion nose and pouted her cherry mouth;" You see that you can't keep your soul, are you in love with which village girl again, if you do this again, I will sue my mother to go. ”

"What do you say? Kerr, it's not big or small. Chen Ping's dry old face turned red, and he scolded gently, bent down to pick up the note, but his daughter took the note in her hand first, jumped to the side lightly, opened her phoenix eyes and glanced at it, and sighed: "What a beautiful handwriting, so familiar handwriting." ”

"Familiar handwriting?" Chen Ping looked at his daughter and asked suspiciously, "Do you know Liu Xing?" ”

"What the hell is going on with the notes you tell me first?" Chen Ke'er's long eyelashes were extremely serious under her eyes, and she looked very angry with her curved eyebrows.

"You really want to know?" Chen Ping was a little frantic with a weak heart, touched his mustache and pondered for a moment, and added oil and vinegar to the previous things about buying lettuce seeds in Liu Xingdao's store.

Of course, he didn't say a word about peeking at the towering peaks of the village girl.

"What happened just now?"

Chen Ke'er giggled while listening, until her stomach hurt from laughter, and then she wiped her tears and said angrily: "Dad! Do you know who Liu Xing is? He is the top student in the province's college entrance examination in 2008, and the top student of QH University in the country. It's so talented. ”

"What? You say" Chen Ping listened to the buzzing of his head, his feet were weak and a little unsteady, at this time he knew that things were very bad, and he was a little helpless and muttered to himself: "My God, I have 9,000 yuan and 100 acres of lettuce seedlings, and I was taken away by this primary school student."

Puff through Chen Ping was so angry that he couldn't lift it up in one breath and fainted to the ground.

"Dad! What's wrong with you? Chen Keer hurriedly squatted down and pushed Chen Ping: "Don't scare me." ”

"Kerr! You want to avenge my father and me! Chen Ping gasped and slowly opened his eyes, and said weakly: "I don't accept it, I don't accept it!" I'm losing my wife and soldiers!"

"Dad! Don't worry! A trace of anger and curiosity appeared on Chen Ke'er's beautiful doll face: "I will find justice for you, Liu Xing!" I'm here to see if he has three heads and six arms, and in three days' time, I'll definitely come to visit you myself with this note and lettuce seedlings!" ”

"You wait with me!"

It seems that Liu Xing is annoyed this time, and a beautiful woman is going to come to him for trouble