Chapter 311 IQ... Touching (monthly pass 1900 plus bigger chapter)
Chun Tao roared in one breath, it was very refreshing, and Han San silently put on his mask.
"I know there's no way for you to accept this fact immediately, you must have suffered a lot of grievances before, you should blame me, I have the patience to wait for you to accept me."
He turned to leave.
"Stop!" Chun Tao stopped him, and he turned around.
"Are you male or female?"
This problem has been bothering Chun Tao for a long time.
This person is very harmonious in both men's and women's clothes, the men's clothes are evil and the women's clothes are beautiful, and the voice is not the same, he can not only change his clothes but also his voice.
"I amβ" Han San paused, "Do you recognize me?" If you recognize me, I'll tell you. β
"Don't admit it!"
"Then I won't tell you, when you recognize me, I'll tell you when I am." Stimulated by Chun Tao's coldness, he lowered his shoulders and turned around to leave.
"Come back!"
Chun Tao ordered him to make a move, just like a well-behaved large dog, and Yu Hai looked a little sympathetic to him.
"Find a way to get some change of clothes, as well as my daughter's clothes, diapers, and dry food!"
Han San looked at Chun Tao pitifully.
"Do you recognize me?"
"If you don't show sincerity, how can I recognize you? If you lived alone for decades, and suddenly a person came out and said it was your relative, would you admit it? Things always have a cause and effect, and if you come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back! Maybe you're doing a little better -- uh-huh! β
Anyone could hear that Chun Tao was fooling the second fool, and he was stunned and moved to Han San's tears. My voice was a little choked, "Hmm! I will definitely perform well, and you will definitely recognize me! β
This is the opportunity that Chun Tao gave him, and he must seize the opportunity to take advantage of it!
After taking two steps and turning back, he took out a mini matching gun from his waist, and handed a few bullets to Chun Tao.
"This, you keep it for self-defense, this is what I found for you, the recoil is relatively small, and it is very suitable for girls. You haven't practiced shooting. Let him teach you. He pointed to Yu Hai.
"You wait, I'll let you recognize me!" He is full of confidence, Chun Tao really wants to roll his eyes, where does the confidence come from!
Yu Hai saw his kung fu turning around, blinked away his tears, and his waist straightened instantly. Lonely and proud, he looked up and left. The man's mask is not on the face. It's in the heart.
Chun Tao grimaced at his back, and he was at the customs gate, and he was finally able to talk to his daughter-in-law casually!
Several monitors were shattered by Han San. They were freed!
"Are you a little bit of a guy with that?"
Chun Tao glared, he didn't dare to speak.
"How's that? Yu Hai, why didn't I know that you still had the physique of this Holy Father? Why did I come to this island, don't you know? Why should I have a crush on someone who harms me? Yes, I used him, but did I put a gun to his head? He himself willingly! β
She has always avenged when she has revenge, Han Qiuyue did help her, but he is still the initiator, she will not casually admit such a person as a relative, but looking at his pitiful baba, it is indeed a little unspeakably uncomfortable, she forced it down, so as not to sympathize with that kind of person.
"Why do I think you mean that to him?" Her daughter-in-law understands for herself, although she behaves fiercely, but Yu Hai feels that Chun Tao doesn't seem to mean anything to Han San, and she doesn't mean this to people she hates-see how she cleaned up Aunt Yu for details.
"There's a idea! I'm just the diaphragm for him to get myself involved! β
Such a situation suddenly came out and said that it was her brother, can you not contradict it, and this person's identity is so special, if you recognize him, won't she become the daughter of the leader of the anti-government and anti-human armed organization, what should Yu Hai do!
She has been an orphan for 2 lifetimes, and she doesn't know what her family feels like, she just looked at Han San and asked lonely, do you recognize me, at that time there was a feeling in her heart that she couldn't speak, but she would never recognize it, and the person who had disappeared for many years suddenly ran out to delay the happy future of her and her man, why?! Just his pitiful, he deserves to be cannon fodder?
"Baba!" Xiaoshuang clapped her little hands for attention.
Yu Hai can be regarded as waiting for this opportunity, so he picked up Xiaoshuang and kissed her fiercely on her face.
"Baby! Daddy's good baby! "It's soft, milky, so cute!
I was going to have internal injuries when I endured it before, but I caught the opportunity to kiss it. If you want to kiss, you can kiss, if you want to rub your fat little belly, don't you want to be so cool!
Xiaoshuang was amused by his enthusiasm and giggled, Yu Hai knew that her daughter liked to go crazy, so she hugged her and circled, the little girl circled in the air in a straight line, and the little cherry mouth that was very similar to her mother became O-shaped, and she thought she was scared, but she was just stunned, and then grinned, Yu Hai stopped her mouth and wanted to cry, giving her father's cute heart to melt, why is Bao so cute!
Yu Hai teased her for a long time, the little girl was tired of laughing, and obediently lay on her father's shoulder, stayed for a while, and raised her chubby neck, as if she remembered something.
Yu Hai thought that she didn't want to stop, and wanted to tease her, the little girl shook her head and kicked her little feet to refuse, and then her mouth flattened, and the tears of the bean came down.
The doll's heart is changing faster than the day in June, and no one knows why the little girl who was happy just now suddenly became sad, either to poop or hungry, and not to go crazy, or to cry with a flat mouth, no matter how coaxing it is.
Touching your head, it's not hot.
Chun Tao and Yu Hai were numb, and suddenly, Chun Tao had a flash of inspiration, "Xiaoshuang, do you miss your brother?" β
The child was too young to speak, Chun Tao just guessed casually, and when she heard the words of her brother, Xiaoshuang stopped crying, twisted her neck to look back and forth, and continued to cry after finding that there was no younger brother in the house.
Sure enough, I miss my brother!
The twins have never been separated for so long, these two children are both gifted and smart, and after not seeing their brother for so long, Xiaoshuang felt uncomfortable and couldn't express it, so she could only cry.
I was very happy to see the diaper face that I hadn't seen for a long time, and when she was so happy to be amused, she also felt that something strange was with her baby's thinking, and she should share this joy with her brother, but she couldn't find her brother. She was sad.
When it comes to Xiaohuo, Yu Hai and Chun Tao don't have a taste in their hearts.
The son doesn't know what to do now, the child recognizes the milk, Chun Tao is not there, and he doesn't know if he drinks the girl's breast milk, whether he will be sick because he thinks about his sister.
I can't help it, they can't protect themselves now, and they have to endure it.
"Xiaoshuang doesn't cry, Dad will definitely find a way to send you and your mother out to reunite with your brother, believe Dad!" Yu Hai walked back and forth in the house with Xiaoshuang in her arms, and the little girl fell asleep crying and crying. It's a little pitiful to look at.
Put your child on the bed. Chun Tao casually fiddled with the gun Han San left for her, and Yu Hai sat next to her and examined it carefully.
"He's really good to you, this gun is one in a million, and the proofreading is extremely accurate. It's not cheap on the black market. "He's a connoisseur. Just touch it and you'll know.
"Hmph. I don't appreciate it! Chun Tao held the gun back and forth and said stiffly, Yu Hai shook her head and corrected her movements.
It's not as good as real money. But on this murderous island, it's a good thing to save your life.
Although Han San, the brother who jumped out halfway, did not get Chun Tao's approval, he helped Chun Tao and Yu Hai solve a big problem, there was no monitoring in the house, you can talk as much as you want, and secondly, Chun Tao sent a large number of essential items, from eating to using life-saving weapons, everything is available, Chun Tao has a gun Yu Hai is much more relieved when he goes out, and Han San also sent his most powerful assistant Xiao Liu over, living next door to Chun Tao, once there is a wind and grass, it is good to protect Chun Tao, It's okay and often wanders in front of Chun Tao's eyes, trying to brush up some good feelings.
Of course, this is not the most important thing, when Yu Hai went out to eat, he heard another thing that was very sad.
Isn't there a psychologist on the island, who specializes in studying people's micro-expressions to determine whether the other party has a problem, that is, the glasses Huang Mao who studied Chun Tao and Yu Hai before.
Something happened to him.
At the same time that Han San came to find Chun Tao to ask for a confession, the yellow-haired expert was destroyed in his own territory, still in a very humiliating way.
There was no table in Yu Hai's wooden house, so he put the food he had just brought back on the only wooden bench, and the two of them sat on the bed to eat.
He brought back two dishes, both of which were very greasy kind of meat, Chun Tao couldn't eat it, but fortunately, Han San brought some canned luncheon meat, as well as various small snacks and kimchi Smecta, which effectively alleviated the oiliness, and said that Han San's food was very exquisite, which was completely different from the food of the rough men on the island.
"I'm going out in a while, you pay attention to safety, if someone dares to come in and shoot directly, don't hesitate and don't have the kindness of a woman."
"Well, got it, where are you going?"
"There's a tricky person on the island who has been killed, your brother-" Chun Tao glared at him, and Yu Hai immediately changed his words smartly, "Han San said that there was going to be a meeting, and I had to go over and cooperate." β
"Are you in danger?" Chun Tao couldn't eat it when she heard it. When she first arrived on the island, she had already seen that this was a country outside the law, but she didn't expect that someone would die so soon.
Yu Hai shook his head, "It's just going through the motions in the past, in fact, I suspect that Han San Thief shouted to catch the thief." β
The advantage of being an undercover agent is that you don't have to hide it with your daughter-in-law, you can say anything, if you are still in the army, you can't do it, there are confidentiality regulations. Now that the two of them are free, Chun Tao, who has told these things thoroughly, is worried, and he has the right to relieve her boredom.
"How do you know that guy did it?"
"Intuition."
Yu Hai just thinks that such a funny way to clean up people must come from Han San!
The expert died, how did he die?
Compare humiliating
When he was found, he was bare-chested, and a screw buckle was set on the key parts, screws, wires, and buckles!!
Chun Tao almost choked, oh the sky, too yellow and violent!
"He's okay with that, what is he doing - can he put it in?" As he spoke, he unconsciously looked at the key part of the sea, and that thing couldn't be stuffed into it even when it was soft.
"Who said that foreigners must be big, and sometimes there are surprises in domestic ones." Yu Haite proudly straightened his waist, look here, look here, look here, look here!
The two glanced at each other, and silently found that the building was crooked, and he raised his voice softly to continue the topic.
"It is said that he hallucinated after taking the drug, and then he committed suicide by drinking bullets without knowing it."
"You went to see it? Really committed suicide? β
Yu Hai put a piece of meat in her mouth and pouted, "Even if you think about it with your knees, it is impossible to kill yourself." β
But the main thing on the island said yes, that's it.
"Hmph. If you're not a good person, you're deadβno, Han San said he committed suicide, so why do you have to toss you all over? β
When she arrives on the island, she feels like she has a tendency to be blackened, and the more bad people die except for the people she cares about, the better.
The corners of Yu Hai's mouth twitched slightly, "It is said that there is a meeting to make a negative example. medicine and the damage to the body from watching too many hair films, the theme is true love life away from self-masturbation"
Old man Han likes to drag and drop texts, and Han San also learns the same. I made a theme, and I also made a poem, something that was forceful, and what was gone.
Spring peach was also smoked. Why couldn't you see Han San so funny before?
"Shut up, shut up!" The parrot with a Tangshan flavor stood on the special iron frame and repeated this sentence back and forth, and Han San sat on the sofa and reached out to comb its fur, as if thinking about something.
Xiao Liu stood in front of him nervously. looked at his expression speculatively.
"Third brother. Am I not in the hinterland? (Is that okay?"
He came back to ask for credit. The third brother's unfathomable expression made him a little apprehensive, didn't he take advantage of the third brother's intentions?
Han San continued to comb Feng Yin's hair.
"Third brother, third brother?"
"Huh? Yes. Call me? "Han San finally came back to his senses, what did Xiao Liu just say?
"Shut up, shut up!" The wind flapped its wings, repeating its only words back and forth.
"Shut up! I'm going to have to you again! (hit you in ink)"
"Shut up, shut up!"
"What are you playing, you want to burp fart, right-"
One person and one bird were noisy, Han San rubbed his temples, "Shut up!" β
The boss's opening was really extraordinary, and the people and birds stopped.
"Did anyone see it when you did it?" Han San finally remembered what was going on, he was thinking about how to please his little sister, and his mind was blank.
"When I went in, the Neiyang devil was watching a movie, I watched him push the needle and put it on him, I heard that Haiwang felt that something was wrong, and wanted to check - third brother, why don't you put it on him?"
"Who is playing with us?" In the end, it is the old man's person, it is not a matter of dying an expert old man, it is not easy to carry the turtle when it is dead, and the corners of Han San's mouth are upturned.
"In the afternoon, you go to the meeting on behalf of me, if the turtle makes a fuss to investigate, you will encourage the turtle to interfere, and it is best to stimulate the turtle to let the sea wasp cooperate with the turtle to investigate."
Giving people a fake organization meeting after destroying it, this matter is also what Han San thought of, as long as it does not involve Chun Tao, his IQ is actually quite high.
Let Yu Hai cooperate with the investigation, while showing that he, the boss, is fair, and the person who does not crowd Brother Kui, according to Yu Hai's IQ, secretly makes the turtle stumble to ensure that the turtle can't find anything, so that Han San is looking forward to the most is to give Yu Hai money, and the little sister is his alone!
"Little Liu, what can she be happy to give the girl?" Although I feel that my little sister is not so annoying herself, she is not close, and I really want to go further.
Xiao Liu scratched his head, he has a daughter-in-law in his hometown, but he hasn't been in touch for several years, and he almost forgot what he looks like.
"I caught a nest of worms for her, and she was very happy."
Long worm = snake
"Are you sure - she likes that thing?!" Han San hesitated.
"Yes, Huanqi!" His hometown produces a kind of snake that can be used in medicine, and there is a collection on it, which is not cheap, and he is quite a nest of money as soon as he makes a move, can you not be happy, the little wine that the prospective old man is happy to put on the table and invite him to drink.
Han San thought about it slightly, Xiaomei is more lively and can play, maybe she likes some more exciting pets?
Okay, if you like me, I'll get it for you, who made you my sister by the pig teammate Shenkeng's inner activities.
Yu Hai went out and Chun Tao had nothing to do, lying on the bed to take a nap with his daughter, and when he couldn't sleep, he closed his eyes and thought about the way out in the future, and when he was drowsy, he felt that there seemed to be a very strange feeling on his face, and he opened his eyes-
"Ahh Old man Pegasus, what the hell!
It's cold, grass green, slender, and the back of the spring peach is cold.
Han San grabbed this thing and stood in front of the bed and smiled at her, and Chun Tao saw that it was him who picked up the pillow and smashed it.
"What the hell are you doing!"
Although she is more courageous and not very afraid of snakes, this does not mean that she is not disgusted when she is crawled on the face by a snake in the middle of sleeping, and if you look closely, what he is holding in his hand is not a snake, it is a plant that looks very similar to a snake, crooked, and at first glance it looks similar to a snake.
"Do you like it?" He regretted slightly, "I didn't catch the snake, this is a snake melon, and it can also be eaten." β
When Chun Tao heard that he still wanted to scare himself with a real snake, he was about to smoke.
"The devil likes this!"
Han San probably guessed that her fart slapped the horse's leg when she saw her expression, and the little sister didn't like it
If the revolution is not successful, San'er still needs to work hard!
After being slashed by Chun Tao, he went back and cut Xiao Liu's meal again - poor Liu didn't make it at all because Brother Mao suddenly exploded, and this meal was more wronged.
This time, Han San decided to figure out how to have a good impression with her little sister, and the plan to send pets failed, so she must be happy to send some little dolls that girls like - wait a minute, Xiaomei is not an ordinary girl, she must not love everything she gives, so she can only endure the pain of cutting love
Half a day later, the villains passing by the Sea Wasp's hut heard the madwoman's roar.
"I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! β
All the villains went around, no one dared to offend the madman in the sea wasp house, many people saw the three masters go in several times, it seems that they are being served very beautifully, and they carry things over when they have nothing to do, plus the sea wasp is not easy to mess with, no one dares to provoke this crazy woman.
But what about the non-aggressive madman, what's the matter with shouting to kill people every day?
Inside the house, the seven orifices of the spring peach qi were smoking, and a bloody simulated doll on the ground was lying there, silently bearing the anger that should have been vented on Han San.
Chun Tao found this doll in the food bag just now, and when she took it out, it was still a normal beautiful little doll, so she gave it to Xiao Shuangwa.
As a result, the child didn't play twice, pressed the switch, and the doll's head was bleeding (ketchup), and the contents of the stomach also flowed out, and there was a kind of hehehe, and Xiaoshuang cried
Yu Hai hugged and patted again, and the little girl fell asleep aggrievedly, and pointed to the broken doll and shouted a few words before going to bed
Han San stood outside the door and walked around twice, listening to the roar inside, knowing that the sycophants hadn't been photographed again, it seemed that it was time to make a killer move! (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you for the love ^^, Xuanxue, sir, and the important peace charm!
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