Chapter 64: The Down-and-Out God of Food
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The candidates for this lottery are relatively normal, but what makes Luo Tai feel even more toothache is that the innocent student girl not only did not disappear, but became more prominent, once this item is drawn, I am afraid that the first thing Luo Tai will do is to become a murderer.
While slandering the bad taste of the old fairy, Luo Tai gritted his teeth and chose the lottery, closed his eyes and quietly waited for the lottery results to appear.
"Di~~~"
With the prompt of his mobile phone, Luo Tai saw the results of the lottery this time.
"Congratulations, you have won a brocade robe, and if you give this robe to Master Meng, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, you will be grateful to the abbot Master Meng, so as to get a chance to make a wish to Master Menghui. The lottery system deducts 250 merit points from you. Remaining merit is worth 111 points. ”
Luo Tai let out a long sigh of relief, and the nightmarish schoolgirl was finally avoided by him.
Although he didn't get the super taste jīng or cooking level 8 that Luo Tai wanted, it was a good choice to have the opportunity to get in touch with the abbot of Shaolin Temple.
Luo Tai mentioned a suitcase that appeared out of thin air next to him, and didn't open it to see, anyway, the system said that it was a robe, then this suitcase must be a robe, how could it not conjure up a box of gold, and Luo Tai had no interest in the robe, and he didn't want to be a monk, so let this robe stay in the suitcase honestly.
Carrying his suitcase through the crowd, Rotai stepped into the bustling temple street.
"Sir, you have a heavenly bone on your forehead, and a holy spiritual light in your eyes, you must be an immortal, and you must have descended to earth for the gods, I have finally waited for you."
Before Luo Tai could see the style of Temple Street clearly, a woman wearing glasses suddenly jumped out of the side of the road, her face was full of heavy makeup, and she knelt down in front of Luo Tai with a "poof", speaking very fast but speaking clearly, and her voice was simple and neat.
Familiar lines, similar scenes, exactly the same fortune teller, Luo Tai knew his current position at once.
Opposite this fortune-telling stall is the chop noodle stall operated by the double-knife turkey on Wei Zhenmiao Street.
Luo Tai was happy, with a smile on his face, and turned around to look for Sister Turkey, played by Karen Mok, but was hugged by the fortune teller.
"Sir, don't move, although I leak the secret of heaven, disaster is inevitable, but this is my destiny, even if I have to risk the sky, I will show you the full picture. Mr.~,Mr.~,Mr.~~ Don't go! ”
Luo Tai shook off the entanglement of the fortune-telling woman with a slight force on his legs, turned to look at the food stall across the road, and sure enough, at first glance, he saw Xing Ye enter the five-star hotel, and sat on the seat of the chop noodle food stall with high spirits.
Of course, this person just looks exactly like Xing Ye, and in this movie world he should be called Stephen Zhou.
According to the plot of the movie, the fortune-telling woman just now should have blocked Stephen Zhou's footsteps, Luo Tai saw the familiar Stephen Zhou appear, and suddenly had a feeling of integrating into this world, after all, he has experienced three movies, among which "Shaolin Football" is also starring Xing Ye, seeing Stephen Zhou, he has a particularly intimate feeling.
At the same time that Luo Tai saw Stephen Zhou, Stephen Zhou had already begun to pick and choose to evaluate the offal noodles made by the double-knife turkey, and was ready to use this as an excuse to extort a sum of money from the turkey, and at worst, he would eat a bully meal for nothing.
"The surface of the alkaline water has never been cold water, so the inside of the noodles is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but you add curry sauce to cover it up and want to make it into fish curry. But it's naïve to do this, because you don't have enough time to cook it, and the curry only tastes on the surface, and it doesn't go into it at all, and the fish balls are diluted when you put it in the soup. A good curry fish ball, so that you can do it without fish flavor and without curry flavor, failure! I haven't picked a turnip, I have too many tendons, and I fail! The pork skin was cooked too badly, and it didn't bite the head, and it failed! Pig blood is rotten and sparse, and it will be scattered as soon as it is clamped, and it will fail in failure!
The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a piece of, have you made a mistake? Hey, there's a piece of, have you seen it? Hey, there's! ”
Hostess: "Take the paper and wipe it." ”
Luo Tai heard this familiar line, and was about to step over to make friends with Stephen Chow, when the watch on his wrist suddenly vibrate.
This time, the system prompted Luo Tai's next task.
In this movie, you'll have to complete two missions. 1. Learn to make Stephen Zhou's "Pee Cow Balls" within seven days, and make the best cow balls that surpass others in taste; 2. Help Stephen Zhou defeat the traitor Tang Niu of Shaolin Temple in the God of Food Contest and make him win the championship of the God of Food Contest.
Originally, according to Luo Tai's experience of three movies, the task should be more difficult than the other, but why did the mission reverse this time?
At the end of the movie, Stephen Zhou originally got the title of the god of food, but he just had to learn to make "peeing cow balls" to make Luo Tai bared his teeth, don't look at Luo Tai usually cooks, but it is made at home for himself to eat, basically as long as it is cooked, it is not salty or light, and when it comes to taste, it can only be described by two words: homely.
Now not only does Luo Tai learn to make beef balls, but also requires him to make the best beef balls, the most unacceptable thing for Luo Tai is that the system still has a time limit, he must make it within seven days, which is quite tense in time.
As for the method of making urinating cow balls, Luo Tai is not particularly clear. He only knew in the movie that this peeing cow ball was delicious and could even make people with severe anorexia burst out of their desire to eat again, but he didn't pay much attention to the method of making zuò mentioned in the movie.
Just as Luo Tai was checking the task, Stephen Zhou in front of the chop noodle stall finally succeeded in provoking the turkey's younger brothers, and four or five younger brothers rushed over and took turns using weapons such as benches, bricks, and wooden sticks to greet Stephen Zhou, looking as if he was beating a water dog.
Luo Taiming knew that even if he didn't pass, Stephen Zhou would not be harmed at all, because soon these little brothers who beat him would be pulled away by the twin knife turkeys and threw the unconscious Stephen Zhou into a corner.
However, Luo Tai still decided to go over to help Stephen Zhou, if he didn't make a move at this time, then it would be difficult to find another opportunity to make friends with Stephen Zhou in the future.
After all, since he met the turkey, Stephen Zhou basically got rid of the bad luck of memorizing the word and began the difficult journey to regain the title of God of Food.
Stephen Zhou lay on the ground, his hands tightly clasped around his head, and his legs curled up as best he could to protect his chest and abdomen, but the rain of blows fell on his limbs and back, but he didn't feel much pain.
Ever since the Tang Dynasty Diet Group was taken away from him by Tang Niu, Stephen Zhou found that he seemed to have lost his sense of pain, in fact, it is not correct to say that he has lost his sense of pain, because he does not feel pain, but his heart aches all the time, so that he can no longer feel physical discomfort at all.
"Stop!"
Luo Tai stretched out his hand to grab the rib boy who was so thin that only bones were left in the skin, and with a slight force in his arm, he threw the most fierce rib boy aside, shouting in his mouth, and his hand did not stop, three strikes and five divisions of two threw aside all the old boys who were beating Stephen Zhou.
"What's the matter? Is it worth such a heavy hand? In this way, I will pay for the bowl of noodles he eats, and the tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks you broke will also be counted as mine, okay? ”
Luo Tai was the only person on the scene who knew that Stephen Zhou and Turkey would come together after the rì, and he wanted to help Stephen Zhou, but he didn't want to have a rift with Turkey's men, so he could only stand up with a friendly attitude, trying to make both parties understand his feelings.
Due to Luo Tai's intervention, Rib Boy and others surrounded Luo Tai again, but because of Luo Tai's humble attitude, these people are not the kind of unreasonable characters, so naturally they stopped pestering after a few words, and viciously snorted on the ground, pointing at Stephen Zhou to say a few cruel words, interspersed with scenes such as "Count you kid lucky", and left the miscellaneous noodle stall together.
Luo Tai helped Stephen Zhou, who fell to the ground, to sit up, looked at Stephen Zhou's blank and unfocused eyes, and asked with a smile, "Didn't you eat enough just now?" It doesn't matter, what do you want to eat and talk, today I have a treat. ”
The reason why Rotai dared to claim to be a treat was because he had a lot of dollars on him.
When he came out of the "League of Assassins" movie, he brought out a lot of US dollar money and change, and this time, before entering the movie world, because he didn't know which movie he would enter, he brought some RMB and US dollars respectively, and now these preparations can finally come in handy.
While Stephen was gobbling down a bowl of egg fried rice, Luo Tai set his eyes on the turkey sitting on the side, staring intently at Stephen Chow's turkey: "Sister Chicken, right?" My brother's name is Luo Tai, and it's a pleasure to meet you. ”
The scar on the turkey's face twitched twice, and he glared at Rotai and asked, "What's the matter with you?" To put it bluntly, I don't understand your roundabouts. ”
Luo Tai leaned his body towards the turkey and whispered in the turkey's ear: "Sister Chicken, don't tell me that you still haven't recognized who that person over there is, haven't you always admired the god of food, Stephen Zhou?" ”
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