When Wu Bo was woken up by his daughter Wu Xiaoqian, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning.

"Dad, why don't you get up to take me to kindergarten?" Wu Xiaoqian's little face was swollen and red.

Wu Bo hurriedly got dressed, took his daughter to the bathroom to wash her face, rinse her mouth and comb her hair, then brewed two cups of milk powder and fried two poached eggs and put them on the table.

After a simple breakfast, Wu Bo picked up his daughter's small schoolbag, took her little hand downstairs, walked out of the community, and came to the door of a classroom in the kindergarten together.

"Xiaoqian, why did you come to the kindergarten so late today?" A beautiful aunt who is about 1.65 meters tall and between the ages of 25 and 6 greeted her.

Wu Xiaoqian took her father's hand, looked at him, and then looked at her aunt, not knowing how to answer.

Wu Bo did not relax for a while.

When the aunt saw Wu Bo staring at herself, she asked loudly, "You are Xiaoqian's father, right?" ”

Wu Bo came to his senses and hurriedly replied, "Yes." ”

"Why didn't Tao Ling come to see her off this morning?" Auntie asked.

"She was a little unwell and asked me to send my daughter over." Wu Bo said perfunctorily, he couldn't tell the real reason why Tao Ling was late.

"Those of you who are parents, you should pay attention to one thing in the future, you should cultivate your child's concept of abiding by time from an early age, and don't let her develop the habit of being lazy." Auntie said in a reproachful tone.

"yes, I see." Wu Bo's face was flushed by his aunt's words, showing a humble look, and he smiled and said, "Teacher, don't worry, I will pay attention next time!" ”

The aunt glanced at Wu Bo, and without saying a word, she pulled the child's hand over.

"Goodbye Dad!" Wu Xiaoqian said goodbye to her father.

"Xiaoqian, let's go!" The aunt didn't even look at Wu Bo, and led her into the classroom.

After leaving the kindergarten, Wu Bo's thoughts couldn't calm down for a long time, and he actually compared the aunt he had just seen with his wife:

The aunt is lively and lovely, the lover is quiet and dignified, if the aunt is compared to a gorgeous flower, the wife is a glass of mellow red wine.

Walking on the bustling street, shuttling through the bustling crowd, Wu Bo flashed his aunt's slender figure and her indifferent face in his mind, and he was a little unhappy.

A motorcycle didn't have time to dodge and crashed into him all at once.

"Hey, don't you kid have eyes? Walking without looking at the dots? A man jumped off the motorcycle, pointed at his nose and cursed loudly.

Wu Bo woke up from the man's insults and felt some pain.

was about to get angry, but when he saw that the man in front of him was five big and three thick, with a fierce and vicious look, he knew that he was not his opponent, so he suppressed his anger and said with a smile:

"Big brother, right...... Sorry, I didn't see you coming on a motorcycle! ”

"Hmph, count you kid acquaintance!" The man glared at him fiercely, got back on the motorcycle, slammed the accelerator, and drove away.

Wu Bo wandered around the street for a long time with a fire in his belly, and it was time for lunch, so he thought that he hadn't gone home to cook yet.

Fortunately, his wife eats at the unit, and the children also eat in the kindergarten, otherwise, he, a housewife, will inevitably be counted down by his wife.

At noon, Wu Bo casually ate something outside, and after dealing with it, he felt that there was nowhere to go, so he went home alone.

Staying at home alone and feeling a little lonely.

Lying on the sofa in the living room, I flipped through the TV channels from beginning to end with the TV remote control board, and felt that all the TV programs were poured out of a model, so I turned off the TV.

Wu Bo walked to a stool in front of the computer and sat down, turned on the computer, hung up his QQ number, and used the screen name of "One Network Love" to get into a chat square in the city.

Wandering around the chat room, asking others to be added as friends at every turn, or can't wait to ask them about their age, height, weight, etc., before they have said a few polite words to someone.

"Are you from the police station?" A female netizen asked politely.

Wu Bo innocently replied, "No? ”

"Since it's not from the police station, why do you like to check the girl's household registration, haven't you heard that a woman's age, height and appearance characteristics are kept secret?" Netizens angrily posted a few angry QQ emojis.

Wu Bo asked confidently: "I don't even know what the person I'm talking to is like, what kind of topic do you think we can talk about?" ”

"You can talk about anything, don't worry, I'm not an old woman, and I'm not an ugly bastard, I won't let you down anyway, you can measure me according to the standards of a modern beauty."

As soon as he heard that the other party was a beautiful woman, Wu Bo became energetic and asked eagerly: "Where are you now, do we need to meet, shall I invite you to afternoon tea?" ”

The other person replied, "I'm at home." ”

"Where is your home?" Wu Bo asked anxiously.

"On Earth."

"Hehe, as long as I don't go to another planet, I will definitely be able to find you, do you have contact information?"

"What are you looking for me, my mother said, all men nowadays are very attentive, you must not get too close to him!"

"Don't worry, I'm a very decent man, and I don't pose a threat to you at all."

"Then you must be a eunuch?"

"You're the eunuch!"

As soon as he finished losing these words, the other party sent a series of exclamation points, and Wu Bo reluctantly sent a text invitation that was close to pleading.

The other party was helplessly entangled by him, and Hao unceremoniously typed on the screen:

"Get out of here, my mother is busy!"

After Wu Bo saw it, even his lungs exploded, and he scolded in his mouth: "Stinky woman, what kind of hypocrisy is pretending, an uneducated woman like you, don't give it to Lao Tzu!" ”

Just when "One Net Love" ran into walls everywhere and felt disheartened, a netizen named "Injured Woman" took the initiative to chat with him.

"Are you from this city?" A cute QQ emoji jumps across the screen.

"Yes." Wu Bo's spirit was lifted.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, can I ask you a question?"

"Excuse me, what questions do you have that I need answered?"

"I want to ask, do you men need anything other than women's bodies?"

This woman is too direct.

Wu Bo was overjoyed in his heart, and quickly organized such a line of text in his mind:

"I think that people are emotional animals, and the most important thing between men and women is affection, and only when two people care for each other and care for each other, life will become better."

"Are you married?"

"Hmm."

"Do you have children?"

"There's a little girl of four years old."

"Is your family happy?"

"Lev. Tolstoy said that happy families are all similar, unhappy families are different, and I think that a happy family, the first thing that a happy family has is that both husband and wife care for each other, understand and respect each other, and have a harmonious family. ”

"Have you ever forced your lover to do something she doesn't want to do?"

"Nope."

"Have you ever had domestic violence?"

"No, my lover and I respect each other like guests, it can be said that we are a loving couple, sometimes there is a little dispute, everyone understands each other, and the conflict is quickly resolved, how can there be domestic violence?"

"Then you must be a gentle and considerate husband who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?"

"It should be!"

"Alas, I envy your lover."

"I feel that you are a very straightforward woman, it is my greatest honor to meet you, and I hope that we can meet and meet each other when we have the opportunity."

"You are also a man with a very sense of responsibility, in fact, I am a very conservative woman, because I am in a bad mood to talk to you about these issues, we meet or not, we have to follow fate."

For some reason, their conversation ended there.

Before Wu Bo could ask for the other party's name and contact information, the "injured woman" hurriedly went offline, and then, he patrolled around the Internet a few times, and could no longer find a suitable chat friend.

So, Wu Bo quit the chat room in disappointment and turned off the computer.