When Gu Feng returned to the department, he found a woman sitting there as soon as he entered the door.

Looking at her appearance, this woman is about forty years old, and her dress is neither gorgeous nor ordinary, it can only be said that she is making up, anyway, she is already an aunt-level person, and there is not much difference in what she wears.

Gu Feng carefully looked at this woman's face again, and found that he was neither kind nor recognizable, but a completely unfamiliar face, and couldn't help but say, "Auntie, are you waiting for me?" ”

The woman heard the voice coming from behind the door, turned around, and saw that it was someone who came and said a little unhappily, "Why am I waiting for you?" I'm waiting for a doctor! ”

Gu Feng was sweating slightly with black lines, and said in his heart, "Don't you always look at me like a doctor?" Or do you look at me and don't want to be a doctor anymore? "Auntie, may I ask ......?"

The woman frowned and waved her hand in displeasure, and interrupted him with a dark cloud on her face: "Do you think I look like an aunt?" ”

Gu Feng stared at the woman's face and looked at it seriously, and then nodded honestly, but then he nodded as if he was afraid that the woman would not see him, and nodded and said, "Like!" ”

The woman's face was even more unhappy, and she suddenly said after a while, "Even if it's like, can't you call me eldest sister?" Don't you know that men have to have a sweet mouth to please women? ”

Gu Feng sweated wildly, you are older than my mother, and you still let me call me sister? And let me please you?

Make no mistake, right?

It's not your fault that the elder is still selling cuteness and pretending to be tender, and hindering the freedom of speech of others is your fault, a big mistake! Gu Feng roared in his heart!

But one yard is one yard, and for hospitals, patients are customers. For Gu Feng, the customer is God, as long as God is happy, even if he is unwilling in his heart, he can balance it, if he wants to be called the eldest sister, as long as he doesn't let him call his mother!

Gu Feng changed his words and said, "Eldest sister! ”

The aunt, who asked for a lot and had a little broken mouth, immediately smiled and happily agreed, "Hey! ”

Gu Feng asked again, "What's the name of the doctor you're waiting for?" ”

The aunt couldn't remember clearly, but said: "His surname is Gu, I don't remember what his name is, I heard others say that his medical skills are very powerful, so I came over today to let him see!" ”

Gu Feng said: "My surname is Gu." ”

The aunt looked him up and down, and shook her head again and again in disbelief, "He's a Chinese medicine doctor!" ”

Gu Feng said: "I am also a Chinese medicine practitioner!" ”

"But ......"

Auntie originally wanted to say, I heard others say that this Chinese medicine practitioner surnamed Gu is very old! But she really hadn't heard of the problem at this age, so she couldn't make it up, so she could only ask, "Don't you have anyone else here who is also surnamed Gu, is also a Chinese medicine doctor, and is older than you?" Obviously expressing distrust of Gu Feng's appearance, leading to doubts about his skills.

Gu Feng really took it seriously, and after thinking about it seriously and finally deciding it, he shook his head and replied: "Don't talk about our department, even the entire hospital, and I am the only one surnamed Gu!" ”

The aunt seemed to be taken aback, "Could it really be you!" ”

Gu Feng couldn't cry or laugh, are you always coming to see a doctor? I'm still here to check my account.

"Big ...... Sister, that ambition is not old, although this ginger is old and spicy, but the chili pepper is small and spicy, a doctor's medical skills are not measured by age. ”

The aunt shook her head, "What you said is good, but I've also heard that the hairless mouth is not stable!" The old doctor eats more salt than the young doctor, and crosses the bridge more than the road, you say that there is a patient who does not want to find an old and experienced one, and you can rest assured when you look at it! Besides, everything in this world is fake? ”

I'm real, it's the only one don't ask the branch!

Although Gu Feng likes to quarrel with Lin Zixuan, he has no sexual interest in playing with an aunt, so in the end, he is extremely decisive, "Sister, let's stop fighting, do you think this will work?" I'll show you, if you can look at it, I'll see it, if you can't find you an old doctor, do you think this will be done? "Very roundabout way and conversation.

The aunt was puzzled and asked, "If you can't cure it, won't you take my money?" ”

Gu Feng's waist straightened and said, "Of course I won't take your money!" ”

The aunt was overjoyed and was about to speak.

Gu Feng had already picked up the second half of the sentence, "But the hospital has to collect money!" There's no way around it. ”

The aunt frowned again, "Then I still won't watch it!" ”

Gu Feng was a little annoyed, he came to me, did you want to stop watching it if you didn't want to see it? almost didn't hit the spot, and the overlord forced her down on the examination table and forced her to see a doctor. But just looking at the skill of this broken mouth, it is obviously not a master to be provoked, and he let himself obediently call his sister without going mad, and he can only end up if he can't call his mother when he starts a rush?

After thinking about it carefully, he finally took out five yuan from his pocket and said, "Do you think this is good?" Gu Feng said and handed the five yuan in his hand to the palm of his aunt's hand: "Eldest sister, I'll return this registration fee to you, how can you let me see?" ”

The aunt was stunned on the spot and looked at Gu Feng stupidly.

Gu Feng couldn't figure out whether he was crazy or stupid, and he actually paid someone else to find a patient for him! Maybe it's too idle and too idle - I've been playing the autumn breeze for a morning, and if I don't find something to do, I'm afraid I'm destined to do nothing this morning, so I added weight again and said: "I won't delay you for long, I'll just take a look!" "I thought this matter must have been finalized like this, but I didn't expect it

After the aunt came back to her senses, she didn't go there to live with the money, but stood up very angrily and said: "I want to see the old lady for five yuan, what do you think of the old lady?" "If the breath is magnificent, it is full of energy!

If it's fifty dollars, maybe I'll consider looking at it!

Gu Feng's face was embarrassed, and he explained with a smile: "Eldest sister, I don't want to see you, I mean to see you." ”

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief and touched the sweat on her forehead, "Doctor, you can make it clear, I was scared to death by you, I thought you were infected with the legendary motherhood complex!" ”

Gu Feng sweated again, and said in his heart, I was scared to death by you, okay!

The aunt sat down again and pushed the five yuan back, "Young man, the price is so high now, you can't buy anything to eat for five yuan, you should keep it and buy tissues!" ”

Gu Feng was so strange that he asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to buy paper towels." ”

The aunt smiled and didn't explain.

Gu Feng felt that her smile was very meaningful, and it also made him feel a hedgehog. I can't help but feel a chill in my back.

"Okay, don't pretend to be stupid with the eldest sister, I'll show you if you want to see it!" The aunt suddenly became generous.

Gu Feng didn't delve into the changes, so he had to put his mind away, and asked seriously as a doctor, "Eldest sister, where do you feel uncomfortable?" ”

The aunt looked a little embarrassed, and Ai Ai said: "This, that ......" this, that didn't stand out for a long time.

Seeing her like this, Gu Feng couldn't help but secretly say that it was not good, this aunt should not have registered the wrong number and wanted to see a gynecological disease, right?

After a while, the eldest aunt said, "Young man, is it like this, what about me?" He is the director of the nearby Sitian Sub-district Office, and you know that although such an official is small, he has a lot to do, and he goes from house to house and meets a lot of people......"

Gu Feng listened to it for a while, but until she finished speaking, he still didn't understand what she was going to say? I only know that she is a sesame official, and she has to see people all day long, but what does this have to do with seeing a doctor! I'm bored!

"Eldest sister, just say where you are uncomfortable, right? I'm a little dizzy by you. ”

The aunt said hesitantly: "Actually...... There's nothing either, it's just ...... That body odor is always ...... Anyway, it affects the work very much, and it is not easy to contact with people. ”

Gu Feng sniffed lightly, and finally realized that his armpits smelled!

Although this kind of problem is not big, it often brings a lot of inconvenience to people, because the pungent smell of armpit odor makes people feel particularly annoying, and most people who smell this smell cover their noses and stay away. In this way, it causes a great psychological burden and an inferiority complex for people with fox odor, which affects work and study, as well as communication.

This kind of problem is divided into four levels: weak, light, medium, and strong, but this aunt seems to belong to the lightest level, if it weren't for Gu Feng's sensitive sense of smell, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to smell it!

Seeing Gu Feng's puzzled look, the aunt hurriedly explained: "I took a bath before I came here just now, and I used antiperspirants, and I didn't dare to move too much when I came all the way, because I was afraid of sweating, and when I sweated, it smelled." And the flavor is not usually strong. ”

Gu Feng asked, "Have you been treated before?" ”

Auntie said: "It can be said that it has been treated, some doctors say that if this kind of disease wants to be cured, it can only be surgery, and there is no other way, but I have fainting, and I faint when I see blood, and I am also afraid of surgery, so I can only get some medicine to liniment." But recently, I heard Aunt Li say that her stubborn tinea capitis was cured by you. So I wanted to come and see if there was a cure that didn't bleed and could cure it. ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, I am here in the department of traditional Chinese and Western medicine, not a specialist in dermatology and venereology! But when the patient came to the door, there was no reason to refuse to accept it, so he thought about it and asked, "Sister, are you afraid of surgery?" ”

The aunt nodded vigorously, "I'm afraid, I'm so scared." If you're going to give me a knife, I'm going to die. ”

Gu Feng said: "Then are you afraid of injections?" ”

The aunt weighed and said, "Although I am afraid of injections, I can barely bear it." ”

Gu Feng nodded, "That's okay." You'll be cured in no time! ”

The aunt asked worriedly, "Do you want to have surgery?" ”

Gu Feng shook his head, "No! ”

The aunt asked again: "Will it relapse in the future?"

Gu Feng said: "No! ”

The aunt asked suspiciously, "Is it true?" Are you fooling me? ”

Gu Feng smiled: "Whether it's true or not, you will know if you have tried it." ”

With that, Gu Feng called Liu Shiya in and asked her to lead her aunt into the inspection room on the side.

Gu Feng washed his hands, put on his gloves, and after walking in, he asked the aunt, who had already changed her clothes and was only wearing underwear and vest, to raise her hands.

The aunt hesitated a little, but when she saw a nurse standing beside her, she felt a little more relieved and finally raised her hand.

Gu Feng raised his hands with a brush, and the silver needles in his hands pierced the aunt's armpits at the same time.

The aunt only felt a slight pain in both armpits at the same time, as if she had been bitten by an ant, and before she could call, Gu Feng had already received the needle.

"That's it!"

Hearing Gu Feng's words, the aunt was still a little unable to react, and looked down at her armpits, there was no mouth and no blood, as if nothing had happened. Stunned, he asked, "What's wrong with the doctor?" ”

Gu Feng glanced at his aunt and said lightly, "Your illness has been cured." ”

The aunt said in disbelief: "Is this okay?" ”

Gu Feng nodded, "Yes, okay, you don't have to feel embarrassed about this in the future." ”

The eldest aunt said suspiciously: "Young man, your eldest sister and I are dozens of years old, don't fool me, don't look at the eldest sister I am just a woman, but my appeal is very strong, the middle-aged and elderly women in these communities all listen to me, as long as I say a word casually, I will keep you here in the future and be more deserted than now, and you, the doctor, will no longer be cared for." ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, "Eldest sister, I don't dare to fool you!" Don't worry, if you have a problem, just come back to me! ”

The aunt said happily: "Okay, you can open the bill!" ”

Gu Feng asked, "What order?" ”

The aunt said, "You are stupid! Naturally, it is to open a bill and pay the money! ”

Gu Feng shook his head, "No need to pay!" ”

The eldest aunt was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay, if your medical skills are really so good, I will thank you very much." ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, thank you for it, don't trouble me, thank God!