Chapter 804: Isn't It Funny?

Chu Jiaqiang is working hard to dig lotus roots, and he is the fastest in this, on the one hand, he is more experienced, and secondly, he has more strength. Digging lotus roots is a very heavy physical work, and it is really not good to reach into the depths of the mud to pull out the lotus roots.

At this time, a tourist's voice suddenly came, making him reflexively jump ashore, and the speed made many people smack.

"Old village, be careful, there's a snake swimming towards you."

Chu Jiaqiang was most afraid of snakes, so he didn't confirm whether it was true or not, and immediately climbed ashore as quickly as possible.

"Ahem! Old village, don't be so exaggerated, right? It's a detriment to your great image of fighting tigers! Other tourists teased.

Chu Jiaqiang shook his head: "There's nothing to be ashamed of being afraid of snakes, right?" A lot of people are afraid. ”

He knew that he belonged to the kind of people who were born afraid of snakes, although they were not as exaggerated as the snake fear gene, but they were definitely engraved in their bones.

Snakes are not good-looking, with strange shapes and colors, covered with scales, high heads and necks, swaying bodies and tails, fast marching, mate chirping, swimming transitions, and it is really difficult to be cute.

The female surnames present were very supportive of Chu Jiaqiang, and they didn't like snakes, so they felt disgusting. Whether it's crawling, devouring things, or the snake shedding its skin that everyone taboos, it's ugly.

Han folk have a saying that 'snakes shed their skin', believing that as long as they see snakes shedding their skin, it is a bad omen. The folk proverb says, 'When you see a snake shedding its skin, it will not die and shed its skin.' This is especially true in the spring.

Chen Wu and the others laughed, this guy is against the sky in many ways, but he is only a mess in the face of snakes, and he is not as good as a child, which makes them regain a little confidence.

"This guy is like this, you don't have to be surprised, even a grass snake can be scared and weak." Zhou Furong said to everyone. He himself glanced at the water, wondering, where is the snake? It can't be that the guy just now also knows that the old man is afraid of snakes and deliberately plays a prank, right?

"Khan! You're deliberately scaring the old village, right? The other man was speechless.

"What scare? I saw a snake head swimming towards him, but now the water is muddy, and I can't see anything strange for a while. However, it's really big, and I think the head of the snake is the size of a fist. The tourist just spoke.

As soon as these words came out, Chu Jiaqiang was suspicious. The head of the snake is so big, so how big is that snake? As we all know, the head of a snake is often much smaller than the body of a snake, and some large pythons may not have a fist-sized head.

In addition, there are not many snakes that can dive, and even fewer large snakes. Even water snakes can't stay in the water for too long. Therefore, in a flood, there is often a rat plague, and the snakes that eat rats are drowned.

Zhou Furong and the others didn't think so much, and when they heard it, they were immediately overjoyed, and shouted to the others: "Pay attention, let's catch it." ”

The female surname present was the same as Chu Jiaqiang, and she stayed away.

Except for Chu Jiaqiang, the other male surnames were not afraid of snakes, and their eyes were shining. Snake meat is delicious and nutritious, making it a delicacy in meals. Many of them have eaten it, and it naturally has an endless aftertaste.

In the eyes of those who really know how to do it, the whole body of the snake is a treasure: not to mention the snake meat, snake gall bladder, snake liver, snake skin, snake oil, snake molt, and even snake blood, snake intestines, etc. can be used in medicine to cure diseases; Infusing the snake in medicinal liquor can cure rheumatism, arthritis, neuralgia and other diseases. Even the snake venom that everyone smells of is also a rare treasure, which can be made into analgesic, anti-poisonous, anti-coagulant medicine, and many snake venom are far more expensive than gold.

However, everyone did not move, staring closely at all the water. After a minute, even the tourist who had spotted the snake was not sure.

"Grandma's! Happy looking for someone, right? Dude, is this fun? You've all been spoilt for choice. "Immediately, there were people who were not angry.

The man subconsciously touched his head: "Shouldn't it?" I think I saw a snakehead. ”

That stupid appearance instantly made everyone laugh. That guy's hands were still full of mud, and the action just now immediately wiped the mud on his head.

"Haha! Dude, don't you think something is wrong? A person "kindly" reminds me.

However, the tourist was obviously still struggling with the question just now: why did he disappear when he saw the snake's head? He hadn't reacted to the "reminder" of the well-wisher, glanced at him, nodded and said, "It's a little wrong, how can it be gone?" ”

Hearing such a hilarious remark, everyone burst out laughing again.

Maybe seeing that everyone was so funny, Little Bear also stopped and smirked at everyone, which was even more cute. The female surnames present all leaned over and played with the bear.

"Ugh! Isn't it funny? The tourist secretly said in his heart: I think something is wrong with you? What are you laughing at for no reason? It's not funny that the snake is gone.

"Ahem! Brother, you've got wax in your hair. Chu Jiaqiang also felt a little painful.

When everyone saw his behavior, they knew that he was not lying just now, but really saw the snake. But the strange thing is why I can't see it now? Are there any snakes that specialize in diving? Or hide in the mud? They'd heard of sea serpents, but they couldn't have them here.

The man was stunned for a moment, and then wiped his head again: "Isn't it?" ”

The crowd, who was about to stop laughing, burst into laughter again.

"Dude, it's a shame that you don't act in comedy!"

"Haha! Dude, you're funny, aren't you? ”

……

The tourist realized that something was wrong, took his hand down and put it in front of him, and his face suddenly changed: "Grandma's!" Why didn't any of you remind me? One by one, I know that I laugh heartlessly. ”

"Oops! We've all reminded you several times that you can't react to it yourself. ”

The man thought about it, and they really reminded him twice, but this reminder was too vague, right? Can't just tell people: You smeared mud on your head?

"Alright! It's my bad luck, you guys play first, I'll go back and wash my hair first. The tourist said to everyone.

Chu Jiaqiang suggested: "What are you going back for?" Since it's all dirty, now you have no scruples at all, you should have a little fun, and when you've had enough, go to the reservoir to wash it, and then go back to change your clothes and take a shower, other people don't have your benefit! ”

When the man thought about it, he felt very reasonable, and his depressed mood suddenly dissolved, and it didn't seem to be unlucky. Isn't their clothes dirty? Aren't you going to go back to do the laundry? Isn't it much easier than me?

"You'd better not mess with me! Hey! "The guy started to get ill-willed.

The hearts of others are tight, as the old saying goes: those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes! Now that's obviously the case with that guy. (To be continued.) )