Xiaoxiao Kai was much more casual, sang a song, and put on a Peking Opera style: "Step on the three mountains, visit the five mountains; Hate the sky without a hand, hate the earth without a ring; In charge of an acre and three points of land under my feet, a real hero, happiness is my name. Jianghu people call Xiaoxiao Kai yes! ”

"Stepping on the three mountains and visiting the five mountains" is Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao; "Hate the sky without a handle, hate the earth without a ring" is the world's first big rice bucket Jia Ming, these are not next to happiness, he only manages the happy teahouse at his feet.

The audience doesn't care about this, they only look at the neatness and momentum of what the young man says, and there is a lot of applause, which is even more popular than the old gentleman.

As soon as the grandfather and grandson open their mouths, they will have a play, they can sing and speak, and this change of vest will become a cross talk, which is fresh. The guests were very face-saving and burst into applause.

Upstairs, Miss Cai didn't blink her eyes, she didn't relax when she looked at the handsome guy, and her little face was puzzled, "Dad, why did Yang Guifei change her talk to cross talk again?" ”

"Listen well, don't interrupt." Cai He shook his head.

If you are a professional in cross talk, take off your glasses 30 minutes before going on stage, and you can't wear "piecemeal" watches, bracelets, earrings and other accessories. These things are easy to distract the audience. No matter what you say, dress like that first, at least these two people on stage are professional.

Lao Kai was happier than happy: "My grandson just came back from studying abroad, the United States. As soon as I got home today, I was pleasantly surprised. ”

Xiao Xiaokai disliked: "It's just a matter of studying, and nothing can be accomplished." This kind of boasting is what our old man likes to do the most. ”

"I gave birth to a baby grandson, and I don't get tired of blowing it a hundred times, so let's talk to the big guy."

"Then you also see whether the audience likes to listen to it or not, who is rare about the little in your family, and it is not the yellow flower girl who is waiting to be out of the cabinet."

The audience immediately laughed, listening to their "nagging" of the old and the young, and became interested: the young man who said cross talk was still a fresh "turtle", and he had just arrived home today...... Or a surprise attack...... Fresh.

There are also many young girls upstairs and downstairs, and when they see the handsome guys below, they can't help but take a few more looks. And the adults who have girls in the family who are waiting for the boudoir have also begun to pay attention to it.

"Talk, introduce."

In this lively atmosphere, there is always no shortage of coaxing in the audience.

Xiaoxiao laughed: "There are really people who like to listen to gossip, I saw the loudest men shouting." ”

"Introductory...... How did you get to study in the United States? ”

"Oh, you're waiting here."

Happy caught the middle-aged man who shouted the loudest, and said with a smile: "If you want to know how to study in the United States, I will tell you, score three steps." First of all, you must know where the United States is, how to go, and how far it goes. Even if you don't know, don't worry, just ask someone for directions. The attitude must be correct: 'Eh, hello uncle, how is the United States going?' Uncle: "Who knows...... You'll have to ask the village chief. ’”

"Whew-"

Xiao Xiaokai didn't think it was evil, and said with a smile: "I won't charge you money for this voice." ”

"Whew-"

The mouth is too poor, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he ridicules a large number of people, causing boos everywhere.

Lao Kai also followed suit, with his hands in his sleeves, watching how his grandson played treasure.

"The big guys like 'hey' now, and when I hear it, I know that it is influenced by those guys in Deyun Club. But if you can say it, you don't necessarily know what it means, and you don't necessarily write it. ”

The grandson teased, and the old man naturally laughed: "You know? ”

"I'll give you a long insight. In fact, this is the Tian-Jin accent, and '噫' is the dialect of Tian-Jin, which is a good way for the Tian-Jin audience to express themselves. When I was a child, I often watched the cross talk conference of the real yàn quyi troupe, and at the same time often went to the Peace Culture Center (now upstairs of the celebrity teahouse) with my grandfather to listen to Mr. Jiang Cunrui's commentary. ”

Lao Kai: "That's what happened. When he was a child, I used to take him to those places to listen to plays. ”

As soon as Xiaoxiao opened his mouth, he couldn't close it: "Fortunately, I will be lucky." In the theater at that time, apart from the usual applause and laughter, there was no 'oh' applause. Later, I wandered around, and happened to run into a newly opened 'Deyun Club', a professional cross talker. There is a ticket seller at the door, 20 yuan tickets, walk in and take a look. Hey, guess what......"

Lao Kai: "Who knows." ”

"There are only two or three people in the auditorium of Nuoda, and there are two cross talk actors on the stage, and there is one me ...... below."

Lao Kai understood when he heard it, and defended: "Hey, it's no wonder that people are in Deyun Club, and now the cross talk industry is in a recession." The economy is developed, and the common people have more entertainment programs, and they don't like to listen to cross talk. ”

"But I bought a ticket, and this money can't be spent in vain."

Lao Kai: "Yes." According to the rules of the cross talk world, no matter how many people there are in the audience, you have to finish speaking, and you have to say it with your heart. ”

"I'm thick-skinned, I have a sugar gourd in my hand, and I don't want to be an eyesore to sit with a big thorn. The two cross talk actors on the stage had to go on to say that the Nuo University Auditorium had become my chartered venue. ”

The audience was also happy, and they made up what it was like to charter a person to make up for it.

"Oh, you still take advantage of your feelings." But what does this have to do with the word 'oh'? ”

"I heard the word 'wow' from a swarthy short and fat man, and he came from the sky. Later, I invited a few people from Deyun Club to the Happy Teahouse, and I would say a cross talk every weekend. No, the big guys have learned the word 'oo ”

"Papapa~~"

Yang Yang listened to a lot, although he was still boasting about his merits in the past, but he also told the bitterness of the current cross talk world. The little fat man in Deyun Club is now known to acquaintances in the teahouse, but if it hadn't been for the introduction of Xiaoxiaokai at the beginning, maybe he would have been drowned in the rolling torrent of history.

Lao Kai: "Good thing, this is better than me." ”

Deyun Club, who was listening in the background, also laughed, and just recalled: "That's really the case, he was still a little chubby at the time, but I didn't expect that the male university would also change eighteen, and he was almost unrecognizable." ”

This old and young man is also quite interesting, and quickly won the love of the audience:

The old are disrespectful to the old and love to be funny; The small mind is ahead of its time, and it is resistant to traditional things, but it has to surrender to the tiger power of the old guy. This is basically the same as the current situation of contemporary society, which child is not rebellious. Empathy, the atmosphere is even more enthusiastic.

Lao Kai: "Since you are on stage, let's talk about a cross talk to the big guys." ”

Xiao Xiao frowned: "I just got off the plane for less than two hours, and the jet lag hasn't been reversed." Which paragraph do you say? ”

"Modesty, how about a hundred blows?"

Xiaoxiao said, "Hey, I'm your own grandson." ”

"What if it weren't?"

This is Mr. Ma Ji's classic joke. After all this time, do you think I can remember it all? Or have I been studying abroad for so many years, and I go to memorize cross talk jokes every day when I have nothing to do? ”

"I'm waiting for you." Lao Kai flicked his sleeves, and Jiang was still old and spicy: "I know that you forgot to eat." If you can't remember well, I'll pick it up. ”

Xiao Xiaokai smiled, and his face showed a wilt, "You pick it up?" Then I'm here. ”

"Even though you come, your grandfather hasn't been buried yet." The old man was very tough.

Xiao Xiaokai was eager to try: "Then I'm here?" ”

"Come on! It was the grandson who did not dare to come. ”

"Here I am, too, your grandson."

Xiao Xiaokai threw away his sleeves and said, "Life in the world is to make people laugh and laugh, and if you can't stand it, you have the strength to have it, if the audience likes to listen to cross talk, that is the biggest motivation for our efforts!" The cross talk is good, criticizing current affairs and Huoxiang righteousness. The traditional things of our country cannot be forgotten even when they go abroad. Today coincides with the Dragon Boat Festival, and our grandfather and grandson will tell you a classic cross talk "Hundred Blows", hoping that everyone will cheer. ”

"Okay—"

The audience applauded one after another.

Throughout the Dragon Boat Festival, few of the seated spectators left their seats in advance.

Hundred blows are about a braggart contest to criticize current affairs. Blowing horizontally, vertically, and facing each other, the sea and the sky are blowing.

After all, Xiao Xiaokai had just gotten off the plane, and he really forgot the words during the period. But there is an old guy who has caught the bottom, and his ability to adapt to changes is not weak, and every time he forks up, he can break it back, which can be regarded as a profound skill.

The old and the young did not follow the script, and improvised the words, blowing the sky and the stars shaking, which made the audience too addicted. After that, Xiao Xiaokai was also addicted to it, so he helped Lao Kai into the backyard amid applause.

Later, there were professional students from the Central Academy of Drama and professional cross talk actors from Deyun Club who performed on stage, and they didn't want to be quiet all day.

In front of the store and behind the house, this store still maintains the style of the old Kyoshi.

Lao Kai personally cooked a bowl of longevity noodles for his grandson to celebrate his grandson's twentieth birthday. Xiao Xiao took a few sips and sucked it up, and applauded after eating, "It's still the same taste, authentic, and another bowl." ”

"Stinky boy, you have to eat it yourself."

"Hey~!"