Chapter 263: Play with me, Yin will kill you
After school in the morning, Gu Feng watched his classmates leave the classroom happily, and his heart was bitter for a while, but he didn't feel that it was anything if he wanted to open a little, and he had to work hard first, and he must first work his muscles and bones, suffer his mind, and starve his body, although the time is tighter, but it is also to enrich himself, and it is definitely a good thing to learn two more Fanbang languages, you must know that in Da Liao, not to mention English and Latin, no one will speak even if it is bird language, not to mention that there is no personal time at all now, at least after half past seven in the evening, I am still free.
I thought that Rape was going to start making up lessons for him at this time, but after the class was gone, she was still unmoved, sitting there like a stone.
"Rape-classmate, isn't it time for us to tutor now?" Gu Feng had to reluctantly remind her.
"I haven't eaten yet!" Rape is still whispering, as if the slightest carelessness will scare ants to death.
"Then you can hurry up and eat!" Gu Feng said angrily.
"You invite me to eat!" Rape's voice was not loud, but he spoke amazingly.
"Why?" Gu Feng almost got up.
"Gu Fengjun, there is no free lunch in the world, in the same way, there is no free tuition in the world, you invite me to eat, I will give you tutoring, this is a very fair thing!" Rape said lightly.
"Day!" Gu Feng finally wanted to scold his mother, but if he thought about it seriously, this little girl's skin didn't seem to be without a little reason!
Let's go, who let Gu Daguan be a person who likes to be reasonable, so he had no choice but to say: "Then rape classmate, I'll invite you to dinner!" Just eat rape! ”
"But, Gu Fengjun, people want to eat braised pork!" Rape said aggrievedly.
"Do you want ham sausage? Add two more eggs! Gu Feng said in a weird way.
"That's for the best! I love ham sausages! Rape clapped his hands excitedly.
Gu Feng: ""
In the school cafeteria, Gu Feng opened his eyes, he had always thought that Erxi was the most edible of all the people he knew, but now, he finally saw what he could eat more than him, that is, the showy and elegant Rape classmate in front of him who didn't seem to eat more than a cat.
No man can be disguised, and the sea cannot be measured, this is the truth! Gu Feng watched his rape classmates solve a braised pork, a beef brisket, only roasted duck legs, two chicken wings, a ham sausage, two salted duck eggs, plus two barbecued pork buns, three taels of rice, and a stew.
"Rape-san, where did you come from? Did you have a famine? Gu Feng asked in horror, if she took such a woman, she would be eaten into a poor egg sooner or later, especially looking at her ruthlessness in biting ham sausages, oh my mother, my old heart is cold!
"Japan!" Rape-san, squeezed two words out of his mouth to answer him.
"Huh? Aren't you an exchange student between China and South Korea? Gu Feng asked suspiciously.
Rape finally swallowed the food in his mouth, maybe there was some goods in his stomach, and his voice was a little louder, "Who said I was an exchange student?" I'm an international student! I volunteered to study in China! ”
"Oh!" Gu Feng replied stunned, and then asked deliberately disgustingly: "Aren't you afraid of dying if you eat like this?" ”
Rape classmate smiled, "Gu Fengjun, you really like to joke, fall to death, crash to death, poison to death, sick to death, jumping into the river to death, I have seen how people were killed, but if you want to say that you are dying, I really rarely eat and study!" ”
"Oh, it seems that the rape classmate is quite lonely and unheard, come, I'll tell you a secret!" Gu Feng beckoned to her mysteriously.
"What's the secret?" Rape asked curiously.
"I've heard that the cook in this cafeteria is quite busy!"
"Gu Fengjun, what kind of secret are you talking about, there are so many people who come to eat in this canteen, they must be busy!" Rape interest lost the road.
"In addition to being busy with the kitchen, they also have to help the school!" Gu Feng continued.
"Cooking for the students at the school, isn't that a help to the school?"
"I'm talking about the heavy lifting!"
"Hehe, you're talking about moving rice, meat, vegetables or something, right?"
"I'm talking about the meat in the dissection room!"
"Dissection room?" Rape's expression froze, and his stomach began to churn a little.
"Hmmm! The teachers in our school are all scholars and talents, and there are few who have the strength, and it is good to come fresh or not fresh corpses, and they have to call these round-shouldered cooks in the cafeteria to help! ”
"Ugh!" The rape made a sound similar to fullness and retching.
"Rape classmate, do you think there are some cooks who are more perverted and didn't carry the corpse back to the dissection building, but carried it to the kitchen for reprocessing?" Gu Feng was very curious and expanded his imagination.
"Ugh!" The rape couldn't help but make another sound.
"By the way, rape-san, do you think this processed meat is the same color as the brisket you just ate?" Gu Feng said and took a toothpick, and pointed to the dish that originally contained the brisket, but at the moment there was only a little brown leftovers left, "Well, I guess it's this color, the meat soaked in formalin in the dissection building is this rape classmate, hey, where are you going?" ”
"Vomit--vomit-" Outside the cafeteria, the shocking vomiting sound of rape students came again and again.
Eating in the cafeteria, the students looked sideways.
"Ah, Rape-san, what's wrong with you? You're not going to have it, are you? When Gu Feng ran over, he shouted at the same time.
The classmates who were looking sideways at the rape widened their eyes, with a look of pity on their faces, they were so careless, how could they be so careless!
At this time, Gu Feng had already run to Rape's side, patted her on the back, and said in a low voice: "Rapemate, I was talking about playing just now, how can there be such a perverted cook, but in the third class just now, I did see them go to the anatomy building, I think, they should wash their hands before cutting meat and cooking, you can rest assured!" ”
"Vomit-vomit-vomit-"
"Rape-san, you vomit so much!" Gu Feng looked at her sympathetically, and then asked in a low voice with great concern, "Do you have tissues?" ”
Rape vomited again and again, raised a pack of tissues in his hand, and didn't have time to take care of him.
Gu Feng continued to ask as if he was suffering from a choice of eyes: "Do you have a tissue?" "Why don't I buy you a pack of tissues!" "Shall I go buy you a pack of tissues?" "Shall I buy it for you?" ”
The rapeseed, who was extremely uncomfortable, was finally annoyed by him Tang Seng, lost the dignity of a lady, and yelled at him: "I have it, I have it, I have it, can't you see it?" ”
"Wow~~~" The students who were eating in the cafeteria couldn't help but shout loudly when they heard this, there is, you still say it so loudly, you don't want to live anymore? The dean's ears are pervasive!
Seeing the surprised and pitiful expressions of her classmates, Rape finally came back to his senses, and his eyes were full of resentment and glared at Gu Feng.
Gu Feng winked at her innocently, and said confidently: "Rape classmate, you don't have to be so grateful to me, we are classmates, we should be friendly and take care of each other!" Look at you, what are you crying for? ”
Rape sniffed, wiped her tears, and was about to barely squeeze out the usual smile on her face, but found that those students were pointing at her with strange eyes, whispering, and talking, and finally couldn't hang up, covered their faces and ran away.
Gu Feng shook three times in one step, followed slowly and leisurely, and hummed a small tune with great interest, "If you call me to come~~~~~ who doesn't want to come~~~~~ Wang Ba Lizi is not willing to come~~~, the walls of your house are high~~~~, and there are forts built everywhere, ~~~~~, I'm afraid that your father will put that foreign cannon ~~~~~!" ”
He only saw this minor tune once on TV, but once he wrote it down word for word, with tones and tones, if his reading memory was so good, it wouldn't be rectified.
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