Chapter 20: The Fat Man's Anger

At the end of the day, it was already half past one noon, and after Song Jun loaded the corn into the car in the scorching sun, he drove Song Mu and Xiaoyue all the way home.

As soon as she returned to the door, Song Xiaoyue threw the straw hat on her head, then quickly got off the tractor, ran up to the second floor, walked towards her room, opened the door and entered the house, sat down and turned on the computer, and the whole action was done in one go.

Song Xiaoyue turned on the WiFi and used her mobile phone to inquire while waiting anxiously.

When she was working in the field, the signal was too poor, so although Song Xiaoyue was anxious, she didn't know the real situation, and when she opened the browser with her mobile phone and quickly typed in "Wangchun Town Fight Incident, Chunyang County, Nantian City", a lot of relevant information popped up.

After Song Xiaoyue clicked on one casually, her little face suddenly turned white.

"Brother, come on!" Song Xiaoyue walked to the window and shouted at Song Jun, who was about to carry corn outside the yard.

"What!" Song Jun looked at the panicked little face in the window on the second floor and asked loudly.

"You come over first~" Song Xiaoyue had no patience at all, and dragged out the end irritablely.

"Hehe, let's go and rest first!" Mother Song saw that Song Xiaoyue seemed to be in a hurry, so she said.

"Okay!" Song Jun took off his hat, then washed his face at the faucet in the courtyard before walking slowly to the second floor.

At this time, Song Xiaoyue had already turned on the computer, and after typing in "fat man fighting", she looked up a lot of relevant information, and after seeing so many pictures and videos of the morning fight, a little face suddenly lost blood.

As soon as Song Jun entered the room, eye-catching titles came into view.

Bib # "Risking death to take a candid shot: the civilian version of Sammo Hung bravely protects his sister, incarnates Wang Feng to fight the four gangsters, and shouts to me, what is your dream......" Bib latest information.

"[Picture] The anger of the horseman, the magical fat man is suspicious of hanging, and beats the four hooligans! β€”β€”Tencent's latest report......"

"The truth of the fight near the market in Wangchun Town, Chunyang County, Nantian City, the identity of the fat man in the video has been searched by enthusiastic netizens......"

"King Zhou Jielun commented on the fight: This is the coolest fat man I have ever seen...... Hot Bibs #......"

"The Voice of China's four mentors launched a strange battle to accept an unknown fat man as an apprentice......"

"I always feel that fat people fight the most, and this video is the best proof of this! - Martial arts bar - Baidu post bar ......"

……

Can you not mention the fat man......

Song Jun stared at the computer screen with a constipated face, he never expected that in less than six hours, the whole video would become so popular, which was too different from his previous assumption.

At the beginning, he just thought that the video was estimated to be a little more popular on the county's online forum, but he didn't expect that even Jay Chou would pay attention to this matter.

"What should I do, brother!" Song Xiaoyue was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"What to do?" After Song Jun Sparta for a while, the whole person calmed down, and even felt a sense of excitement in his heart because he became an Internet celebrity. It's a pity that I don't write novels anymore, otherwise I can use my fame to advertise novels......

Why don't you open an online store or something? Sell things, or be a lol anchor, with your current fame, you will definitely be able to make money......

With all the ways to make money in his mind, Song Fatzi had a smile on his face that was both honest and obscene......

"You're still laughing!" Song Xiaoyue stood up angrily, stretched out her hand and twisted Song Jun's ear three hundred and sixty degrees, and shouted, "Laugh at your sister!" ”

"It hurts, it hurts...... Xiaoyue, let go first, I didn't laugh at you......" Song Jun covered her ears with both hands and grinned, her younger sister has a tendency to be violent when she is angry, and her strength is not small.

"Hmph, then what do you say you should do!" Song Xiaoyue let go of her hand and sat down, staring at the computer screen, her little face wrinkled again: "I was so afraid of death at the time, I was seen by so many people, how can I see people if I go to school in the future......"

"Don't be afraid, your brother and I are the protagonists, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of!?" Song Jun is really not afraid, although it will bring a lot of troubles after becoming famous, but for a ** silk, this kind of high-profile troubles is hard-won, where can it be regarded as trouble, but it is a pity that he wants to lose weight, and it is estimated that he will become a male god in a month, and no one will recognize him by then......

Why don't you want to go for a stroll around the city? Song Jun touched his chin and pondered: "What if I can hook up with a girl who likes me and come back?" ”

At this moment, Song Xiaoyue clapped her hands suddenly, and Song Jun woke up from his contemplation, only to see Song Xiaoyue showing a look of sudden realization: "That's right! What's the matter with me.,The limelight in the morning was all out of you.,I'm just making a reaction that a normal cute girl should have.,Who would despise me! ”

Song Jun: "......".

And after figuring out this link, Song Xiaoyue, after letting go of the pressure, opened the barrage network to see if there were any related videos on the barrage network.

What he didn't expect was that Song Jun's fight video actually appeared on the homepage.

"Brother, you're completely on fire this time! Fortunately, I've only been on video with Sister An, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to mess around! Song Xiaoyue sighed slightly, and then clicked on the video.

Song Jun also liked to visit the barrage network before, and he thought it was very interesting to watch some funny brainwashing videos and heartbroken barrage comments on it.

But when he appeared on it, Song Jun suddenly felt a little numb on his scalp, and sure enough, there were a lot of comments that seemed to be pure but unscrupulous at the beginning of the barrage.

"Did you see it just now, at the beginning of the video, Brother Dream touched his crotch with his hand, won't the egg break......"

β€œ66666666”

"2333, I've watched this video ten times, and I've been impressed by the fat man's demeanor many times'(*∩_∩*)β€²."

"I think the fat man and the leather pants can form a pair of cp.,Who will attack and who will suffer?,Looking forward to the analysis of the emperor 0.0 later"

"This video is not good at all, I only watched it 10,000 times and got tired of it."

"Your friend Dream Brother has been launched......"

"Hello everyone, I'm the fat man in the video......"

"I'm here for the welfare of my buttocks, 2333......"

……

Song Jun just looked at it for a while, and his face turned black, especially the stalk of the beautiful buttocks, which made him almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and his fat face was full of evil spirit.

Labor and management are straight men and there is wood!

Labor 18cm has wood!

Labor and management are masculine and wooden!

Labor and management can 1v4 have wood!

cp you mlgb, beautiful ass you uncle......

"Turn off the barrage for me, don't look at it!" Song Jun shouted with a black face, his voice was a little loud, which was very inconsistent with his usual decadent image.

"Haha!" Song Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing, but she didn't go against him, anyway, she could watch it alone when no one was around, she turned off the video and continued to look for the video, and then saw another related video on the homepage.

"Qiong Yao Version: Cottage Leather Pants Wang Feng and the Life and Death Entanglement of the Chinese Dream Emperor", 97864 views.

After reading the title, the corners of Song Jun's mouth twitched.

Song Xiaoyue opened the video.

With the appearance of the video, in the accompaniment of the theme song "Still Can't Break Up with You", the door of the van was opened, and the man in leather pants led his younger brother on the stage, and the picture slowed down, which enhanced the aura of the man in leather pants a lot, and at the same time, the great up master of the video also had a touch of red on Song Jun's face.

Song Jun's face turned iron-blue, and a cold chill from the depths of his soul permeated all parts of his body.

The man in leather pants was obviously dubbed, and asked Song Jun, "What are you going to do?" ”

"People don't want it!" Song Jun in the video didn't speak at all, and his face was pale, after all, he couldn't beat the up master of the video, in the video, he was matched with a delicate shy girlish voice, which has a huge contrast with his image, it looks awkward, but it is extremely joyful, of course, this is relative to the onlookers.

Song Jun's whole person was about to explode with anger, and even his breathing became heavy, what is good to become an Internet celebrity, what is it to use fame to make money, those messy ideas were thrown aside by him, and he just wanted to arrest the up master of the video and beat him, and felt that these up masters were simply crazy.

Song Xiaoyue hurriedly turned off the video, and her little face turned red from holding back a smile.

Song Jun looked at her coldly: "Don't you want to upload my MV, why are you stunned." ”

"Oh, okay, brother, don't be angry, this group of rotten girls is so devoid of conscience, you have to take care of the dragon body...... Puff ha......" At the end, remembering the content in the video just now, Song Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing again.

"Dead girl!" Song Jun was so angry that he raised his hand and knocked it.

"Ouch, brother, why are you knocking me again!" Song Xiaoyue covered her forehead and shouted.

"Hurry up and upload the MV, don't be wordy, by the way, help me scold this up master with the MV!" Song Jun withdrew his hand, and in the end, he gritted his teeth.

"Huh? This is unrealistic, isn't that three hundred taels of silver here, let people know that the video was made by you. ”

β€œmd!” Song Jun scolded indignantly, but never mentioned revenge again.

Song Xiaoyue smiled, opened the relevant software of video production, and began to call up some explosions and sword clashing sound effects, and then inserted sound effects according to the time period and plot, and adjusted the audio.

Song Jun looked at the dense frames on the computer desktop, and felt a little annoyed, so he went back to his room to prepare to install the computer.

After about half an hour, Song Xiaoyue came to his room and said with a smile: "Brother, I have all the sound effects done, and I have also uploaded the video MV, you just wait for a while After the review is completed, harvest their knees on the MV, hum, dare to scold my brother!" ”

Song Jun used his computer to download common software, and at the same time opened the webpage to look at the positive comments related to himself, until this moment, his mood was a little better, but he was still angry.

After hearing Song Xiaoyue's words, he stood up and turned around and nodded to Song Xiaoyue, and said, "Go and help me make something to eat, I'll go unload the corn first." ”

"Then I'll cook some noodles!" Song Xiaoyue felt that she was suddenly hungry.

"Hmm!"

"Forehead......" Song Xiaoyue looked at Song Jun's back with some strangeness, only to find that his feelings were a little cold, and he felt that he was angry about what happened just now, so he couldn't help but be a little worried.

"Add an extra egg!" Song Jun walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around and said to Song Xiaoyue seriously.

A few black lines hung down on Song Xiaoyue's face: It turns out that he is still the brother who is funny!

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