102 Why smash it?
"Brother Shen, Brother Shen, you and Cheng Ren will intercede with me again!" The bald head and the sixth son have been pestering Shen Zhang for the past few days.
In the past 20 days, the impact on them has been too great! Team Hu, a group of people who are already perverted enough in their eyes, can actually become even more perverted, because when they saw that Wang Wei finally held back a small water balloon after experiencing seven days of painful "constipation", they were even more uncalm. Because, they knew that this qiē came from the basic body strengthening techniques that were taught for free in the refuge camp at the beginning, but unfortunately they gave up at that time.
The bald two have been following Team Hu for almost a month, and everyone already knows their names, this bald name is Xu Jianfeng, in Cheng Ren's words, it is a good name for dogs! And the name of the sixth son is Liu Lu, and the sixth son is a homonym of his name. These two people will pester Shen Zhang because when they tried to practice but couldn't follow the rules, Shen Zhang once said to Cheng Ren: The opportunity for revenge has come.
So Cheng Ren became the master of the bald head and the six sons of the basic body strengthening technique, but unfortunately Cheng Ren, the "master", was not competent, after teaching the first section of the first-order body strengthening technique, seeing that the two had just completed the first section of the action, like a crab that had turned over and fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, Cheng Ren was very satisfied and patted his ass and left.
Cheng Ren's irresponsible behavior, the bald head and the sixth son have been staying in place, if these two people go to Shangguan Wenfei, this matter may be easily resolved. It's a pity that because of all kinds of misunderstandings, the person who the two of them dare not ask for is her, and Shangguan Wenfei's thoughts are all on Hu Team Wang Wei and later Sun Nan Li Guo and other people who break through. I don't remember that there are still such two people who save zài.
Whether it is the sixth son or the bald head, they are all people with eyesight, and it is precisely because they are too observant of words and emotions that they set their eyes on Shen Zhang, who is easy to speak, and Zhu Zhijun, who is not selective and hesitant, does not dare to ask Shangguan Wenfei. If this matter is put on Jiang Weili, who has a sharp rat brain, then the first object of stammering is Shangguan Wenfei.
"Alright. Okay, I'll help you ask. Shen Zhang waved his hand impatiently, indicating that he heard it. Although these two people are quite annoying, it still feels good to be finally needed.
What's more, everyone has been with Shangguan Wenfei for so long, and they also know her temperament and know that she is talking angrily, and she didn't teach it at that time because everyone was holding their breath in their hearts, and they wouldn't hang the two of them up in unison. Later, everyone broke through, those who broke through were busy learning new content, and those who did not break through practiced even harder. really forgot about the bald two.
During this period, Shen Zhang also had no time to pay attention to them, until this time everyone set off for Guping City again. Shen Zhang had the heart to formally teach the two. However, this master also had to ask Cheng Ren if he was interested. From Guchun City to Guping City, if you walk at a constant speed without sleep, you will have to walk for two days and one night.
However, when Team Hu and the others came out of Guchun City, they went in the wrong direction. In addition, it takes much longer to reorganize and rest. Fortunately, they are not in a hurry, and the purpose of going to Guping City is to seek asylum, and their number is still too small. Even if Shangguan Wenfei is there, he can only guarantee that everyone will retreat when they encounter an attack by the Zerg.
Three days later, everyone is getting closer and closer to Guping City, and according to Team Hu, it is estimated that they will walk for another day tomorrow. At 10 p.m., you will arrive at Guping City. It wasn't until this time, when Chang'e was sorting out her backpack, that she found that they still had five packets of broken instant noodles that they hadn't eaten! At that time, Shangguan Wenfei was in a coma. Everyone didn't have this mind, and then they were besieged by insect soldiers, and then they ushered in a concentrated breakthrough period for magicians, and the matter of guiding zhì instant noodles has been completely forgotten by people.
When I remember these things again, no one can stand the temptation of instant noodles. Team Hu made a decision at that time - eat them all! Even so, more than a dozen people divided into five packets of noodles. Everyone can only get a mouthful of soup, not to mention that the noodles are broken again! So Chang E put the last small half bag of flour left by everyone into the pot with noodles.
In the process of Chang'e cooking noodles, Shangguan Wenfei followed her throughout the whole process, and even picked up those broken parts and looked at them carefully, making Chang'e nervous and staring at her movements. For fear that she would pour the noodles into the pot on an impulse, because the noodles made of noodles will definitely take a different time to cook than the instant noodles, not to mention that these instant noodles are all broken, and the cooking time will be less.
This gave Shangguan Wenfei enough time to observe, and when Chang E snatched the bag of instant noodles from her hand with full aura, Shangguan Wenfei turned back to Cheng Ren and asked:
"What? These instant noodles are not the same as those in the pot? It's all piece by piece. ”
No matter how thick-skinned Cheng Ren was, he couldn't help but be ashamed and angry at this time: "It's not your fault!" It's scary to be in a coma and scary......"
"......" Shangguan Wenfei lowered her head and pondered.
Seeing this, Cheng Ren couldn't help but push her and said, "What are you thinking?" ”
"I wonder what my coma has to do with this?" Shangguan Wenfei said and pointed to the empty instant noodle bag that Chang E casually threw to the ground.
“…… Gossip ......" Cheng Ren suddenly stood up and shouted angrily.
Shangguan Wenfei, who still hadn't figured out the truth of the matter, said calmly: "I'm here!" Something?! ”
"Hahahaha......"
Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, and they all laughed so much that they turned their backs, and in the end, it was Team Hu who held back his laughter and said: "It's not because you're unconscious, Cheng Ren crushed the instant noodles in a hurry." ”
"What?" Shangguan Wenfei asked in surprise, "You mean these turned out to be whole?" Cheng Ren, why did you step on it? ”
"Gossip, you bastard, I'll fight with you." Cheng Ren, who was completely annoyed and angry, pounced directly on Shangguan Wenfei's body, grabbed Shangguan Wenfei's neck with both hands, and had an unending posture.
The laughter around them was even louder, and there weren't many opportunities for people in the apocalypse to laugh like this. Everyone laughed at Shangguan Wenfei's kindness under "entertainment".
"Yo, I said, why is this so lively? It turns out that you are secretly eating here? I looked, it was actually noodles, and instant noodles, it was really t-m-d fragrant. ”
The person who came was very cleanly dressed, with a small white face, about 1.75 meters and a medium height, just from the way he dressed, he couldn't imagine that such a thing would come out of the mouth of such a young man.
"Who are you? What do we do? Team Hu asked with a frown.
There were quite a few people from the other side, except for the young man who was the first to start, there were as many as forty or fifty people behind him, and they took advantage of the conversation to hula and suddenly surrounded the people of the Hu team in the center.
Chang E didn't even raise her eyelids, stared at the noodles in the pot, and when she saw it, she quickly took out the noodles from the pot one by one, and then sent them to everyone. It's the same with the people who meet them, it seems that the group of people doesn't seem to have zài, and they are about to start eating, no, they have already started eating.
"Come, Team Hu, what are they going to do? Eat first, it won't taste good if you leave it for a long time. Chang E said while giving Team Hu a bowl.
"K-A-O, you dead t-m-d looking for death!" The leader was full of swear words, and he was about to slap Chang'e.
"Get out, don't you think I'm a sick cat, don't you threaten me?" Chang E flashed, then raised her foot and kicked the man on the heel.
Don't look at Chang'e's lack of breakthroughs, but the basic body strengthening technique has not been practiced in vain in the past two months, and the strength and flexibility of the body have been improved. This will see that someone dares to provoke trouble, where do you need to endure and raise your foot.
"T-M-D, give it to Lao Tzu, kill these blind people." The little white-faced wolf at the head got up and roared angrily.
Team Hu was coaxing Ru Ru to eat noodles, and he was still very satisfied with Chang'e, a woman, only his daughter had an egg in her bowl. This is where Chang E is interested, she is biased but so biased that no one can pick it out, who made this team only Ru Ru a child. No one would be embarrassed to argue with a child, but Team Hu is very appreciative of this.
"If you want to do it, go it, and if you don't want to do it, be careful not to let people kick the pot." Team Hu was trying to dispel Ruru's desire to fight, and when he heard the little white face's words, he turned to his precious daughter again.
In fact, where is the need for Team Hu's orders, there are not a few people who have broken through in the past few days, but the Zerg has become a shrunken turtle, and there are no one or two small ones along the way. These people were already suffocated, and when they saw that the other party was about to make a move, they threw down the bowl and rushed up......
So a strange picture appeared, next to the fire, a big man and three thick men coaxed a teenage girl who was babbling softly, two or three girls gathered together to taste the noodles in the bowl, one of them didn't know what to say, causing the other two to laugh.
There is also a man who bows his head and frowns, looking like he is competing with himself, this person is Zhang Wen, and he is also one of the few people who have not advanced in this advancement. Chang E is dividing the noodles for everyone one by one, and if they don't come out, they will be lumped up when people come back from fighting.
None of the people in the Hu team took the group of people with little white faces in their eyes, including the bald head and the six sons who had just joined, and the two of the people in the Hu team were able to witness it with their own eyes, and they were more concerned about whether this pot of noodles had their share than the fight. The two of them stretched their necks and kept looking at the pot, afraid that it would not be their turn if the noodles were divided, and that they would not give them a bowl even if there was left. Compared to the Hu team, who can still occasionally dip some rice grains, they haven't smelled the aroma of rice noodles for a long time.
This time, the little white-faced people who led the team to find the ballast were not attracted by the tempting aroma of instant noodles?!
Just when Chang'e finally handed the last two bowls of noodles to the bald head and the six sons, before the two could say a word of gratitude, they heard: Bah! A gunshot rang out. >