The red scorpion didn't care too much, he thought that the sun was setting, and the sunlight was blocked by the high wall, or it was the mountain **, which came and went quickly. Anyway, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that the little guy named Ling Qingfeng will come back later, and when he sees his relatives being concocted into a miserable appearance, he will have a nervous breakdown, and at that time, he must ask him anything, and he will answer honestly!

Smack! Smack! Something fell on the ground of the yard, and also on the shoulders and heads of the red scorpions.

The red scorpion naturally thought that it was a large raindrop falling, but the rain fell too quickly, fast and fierce. In an instant, the entire courtyard seemed to be shrouded in a dense rain curtain, and the world in front of me suddenly became dark.

This rain is so weird! The red scorpion didn't think much about it, and hurriedly pulled out his legs and rushed down the eaves.

But after running two steps, the red scorpion suddenly felt a little difficult breathing, especially the steps under his feet were unimaginably heavy.

He suddenly realized that this was not right! His body is stronger than a bull, and there is no reason why he can't run a few steps in the rain!

There was a sudden hot stinging pain on his shoulder, and the red scorpion turned his head to look at it, and was so shocked that he almost peed his pants in fright!

This rain, this is not rain at all, but a swarm of hornets that cover the sky and the sun, these bees are transformed into countless miniature bombers, and each of them grabs a russet caterpillar and drops this bug as a bomb!

What fell on the red scorpion was a pile of gray-brown caterpillars, which were extremely ugly, and they tried very hard to arch their heads and burrow under their clothes.

The red scorpion was frightened and inexplicable, and when he looked at it, in just a few seconds, the courtyard was densely packed with this kind of caterpillar, which had been covered with a thick layer, and his subordinates had already fallen into the sea of insects.

"Oops! What the hell is this? The last thought flashed through the red scorpion's mind, and the whole person fell to the ground, paralyzed, unable to move.

It rained for about three minutes, and a thick blanket of insects was laid in the yard. But the strange thing is that the outside of the courtyard, bounded by the courtyard wall, is clean and clean, and there is not a single worm.

A moment later, the hornets above the yard began to swoop downward. This time, however, instead of dropping bombs, each of them flew to the ground, picking up a caterpillar with their claws, and then flapping their wings and struggling to fly into the air.

The movements of these hornets are uniform, meticulous, and precise, and they definitely surpass the level of the most elite human army.

After about five minutes, the caterpillars in the yard were swept away, and there was not even half a single left. The hornets hovering over the courtyard also flew somewhere, revealing the sky in the afterglow of the setting sun.

After this strange and unbelievable thing happened, there were only four more men in the courtyard, who were numb all over, and the thunderous snoring never stopped.

About five minutes later, Ling Qingfeng, who had been spinning around outside several times and had been entangled for a long time, finally came to the gate of his courtyard.

Pushing open the courtyard door, Ling Qingfeng was directly dumbfounded, there were four big men lying in the courtyard, horizontal and vertical, what kind of trouble is this? Could it be that my dad changed his career to open a bun shop? It's still human flesh stuffing!

Strange to say, Ling Qingfeng had just stepped into the courtyard door with one foot, and the thunderous snoring stopped in time.

Then, a tall, muscular gorilla-like figure appeared in front of the hall door. "Dad, what does that mean?" Ling Qingfeng shouted directly.

The gorilla dad rubbed his eyes, looked sleepy-eyed, yawned and said, "Stinky boy, you have caused trouble, and you still have the face to ask me?" “

Ling Qingfeng's heart sank slightly, but he raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you say that I caused trouble?" “

Gorilla Dad smiled, revealing a hideous expression, "! If you come to me, how can you be so weak, you will lie down in three or two strokes! "It's actually this reason, count you ruthless!" Ling Qingfeng had nothing to say, and scolded secretly in his heart. "You dispose of this garbage, and I'll go get you a bowl of noodles!" Let's talk after eating! Dad waved his hand and staggered into the house.

Ling Qingfeng looked at the few people who were knocked to the ground, and after a little thought, he ran directly to the kitchen.

Carrying a bucket of water from the kitchen and taking a large scoop, Ling Qingfeng stood in front of the four red scorpions.

A scoop of cold water was poured on the face of one of them, and the dude immediately recovered from his stiffness, only his face, of course. "Who are you? What are you here for? Ling Qingfeng asked with a calm face.

The man looked frightened and said, "I, we were passing by, and I wanted to come in and beg for a drink, but it turned out to beg for a drink," he recalled the scene just now, itching all over, and didn't know how to describe it! "Oh! Passing by? Ling Qingfeng replied casually, and another scoop of cold water was poured on the face of another unlucky child. Are you also passing through? Together? Ling Qingfeng was unhurried and asked leisurely. Yes, yes! Just now, somehow, we're not bad people! It's just begging for a drink! The second buddy hurriedly said along the way.

Ling Qingfeng smiled, pointed to the red scorpion that was still numb to the ground and said, "Don't tease! The tattoos are all on the door of the head, and he looks like him, and he looks like a bad person, and he happens to pass by, and he happens to break into my house? Do you think I look like a good deceitful? Truth be told, I promise not to hit you! Sent by the Beast Alliance, right? “

The two people who spoke just now glanced at each other, their identities had been revealed, and it seemed that they would suffer a loss if they talked nonsense. "Tell me, which of you is the leader?" Ling Qingfeng asked very gently.

The two looked at each other again, keeping their mouths shut.

Ling Qingfeng really wanted to reward the two of them with a crisp slap first, but beating this kind of person who couldn't move and didn't fight back was inevitably a little invincible, and he hesitated a little for a while.

"Stinky boy, I know you're wasting Lao Tzu's tuition! Get out of the way, look at your son! ”

The gorilla father appeared behind Ling Qingfeng with a bowl of steaming noodles, picked his nostrils impatiently, and pushed his son away with one palm. "Don't say yes, do you? I'm a very gentleman, and I said that if I don't hit someone, I won't hit anyone! The gorilla dad smiled and handed the noodles to his son, then walked to the right side of the yard and reached out to carry a drawer of bees from the beehive.

Densely packed with hornets, these ferocious little insects crawl so much that people with dense phobias will faint at a glance. "It's just a hornet, it can't sting the dead!" Gorilla Daddy's hand shook, and a large mass of wasps rolled onto one of them's face. "Ahh Yes! Yes! The man howled so badly that his face suddenly swollen into a pig's head.

"Hornets are different from bees, hornets can still live if they sting, but I can't bear to use bees! There's still honey left! Dad said nonchalantly.

"You should be able to endure this pain, right? You are all professionals, you must have been trained, would you like to try a whole body health care? Guaranteed from head to toe! Gorilla Dad grinned at the other man, who was furious with his laughter and stammered, "Don't, don't mess with me!" I'm just an errand runner, and I'm not the one who takes the lead! ”

"Which is that? Give me a signal! Dad squeezed his eyes at the prisoner, making the other party tremble, and his eyes involuntarily fell on the red scorpion.

Dad laughed and lifted the red scorpion from the ground with one hand.

A whole bucket of water poured all over the red scorpion.

The red scorpion shuddered, looking directly at the father and son, his eyes were very confused.

"Say it! One, two, three, four, summarize by yourself, be clearly organized, have clear ideas, talk less nonsense, and dare to tell lies and play you to death! Dad said happily, but no one thought he was joking.

The red scorpion glanced at the bee drawer in his father's hand, snorted coldly, and closed his eyes.

"Who is Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is a red scorpion who is one of the twelve generals of the Beast Alliance, and he came out of the Siberian training camp, would he be afraid of your little tricks of the countrymen? The red scorpion secretly cheered himself up in his heart.

Dad smiled and said, "Yo! It's tough! Lao Tzu likes to a good man the most! "As soon as I stretched out my ape arm, I only heard a hissing sound, and under the iron claws, how could I finish my clothes!

The red scorpion only felt a chill in its lower body, and hurriedly lowered its head in shock, finding that its lower body was empty, and it was ripped off from the inside out.

Ling Qingfeng was dumbfounded from the sidelines, and said in his heart, Dad, you are too cruel! It's good that your son is in front of you! I know you haven't touched a woman in more than 20 years, but even if you **, you can't do this!

The wind blows the eggs cold, and the heart is even more straight! The red scorpion's eyes widened, he never thought that someone would play worse than himself, and there was no lower limit!

Completely ignoring his son's sluggishness, the father took out a bag of powder from his pocket, and with a wave of his hand, it all spilled on the crotch of the red scorpion.

"This is? Do you want to add some ingredients to play people? The taste is too heavy! "Whether it was the few on the ground or Ling Qingfeng, they were all suppressed by Dad's coldness.

"What are you doing with that expression? Lao Tzu doesn't eat people! Dad glared, rubbed his hands, and said with a very honest smile: "This is called Dragon Emperor Flower, but it is a rare good thing that can make people's skin more sensitive, only a little bit, at least ten times more sensitive than usual!" ”

"Sensitive? Pleasure? Not to mention the pale red scorpion this time, even Ling Qingfeng couldn't help but take a step back in fright.

It's rare that my son is back and has slept enough, and my father seems to be in a good mood today, and he talks more than usual.

"Hey, did you know there's a dome in Africa? The men there are so a**! You can use your eggs as a bench! I heard that they licked the cow's stuff since they were young and made it like that! ”

Dad had a leisurely expression on his face, saying something that everyone couldn't understand at all.

"I seem to have seen it on the Internet, this is a very **, but what does it have to do with us?" The more Ling Qingfeng asked, the more frightened he became, for fear that his father would do something earth-shattering!

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