97th GAY CAT?
The woman in sunglasses gushed about the catroom equipment, what multi-functional dust collector qì people, infrared remote cat teaser, and even a cat-shaped sofa that simulates the body shape, barking and heartbeat frequency of the female cat (it is said to be specially designed for kittens who have just left the female cat) and other advanced instruments that I did not expect, and I listened to my eyes glazed and my head was stupid. Looking at these tuna-flavored, beef-flavored, shrimp-flavored and chicken-flavored cat snack bags, I can't help but sigh: How did I reincarnate as a human? It's not as good as a cat!
I thought that the qiē in front of me was enough to frighten me, but I didn't expect that the excitement was still to come.
After the woman in sunglasses introduced the equipment of the cat room, she suddenly remembered that she had forgotten to say anything, so she hurriedly stood upright, took off her sunglasses, looked at me with a stern face, and said, "Hello Miss Huang, I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself yet." My name is Shi Zhenxiang, and I am the personal bodyguard of the kittens, mainly responsible for the security work of the cats' daily travel, such as morning exercises, after-dinner walks, and when necessary, play the role of female cats, teaching the kittens to hunt, pounce, jump and other self-defense skills. ”
When I heard the woman in sunglasses introduce her name, I almost fell down with a weak leg! Shi Zhenxiang? Is this a stage name or a real name? Are you sure she didn't come out to be funny? How could she say these three words in a serious manner and not laugh? At this moment, I couldn't help but laugh and suffocated internal injuries. What's even more depressing is that this woman named Shi Zhenxiang said that she was the personal bodyguard of the kittens? Do you want to incarnate a female cat to teach the kitten self-defense skills? Is she a cat spirit? I looked at her dumbfounded, wondering if I was being tricked? Or are they playing tricks on me?
After Shi Zhenxiang finished introducing her, the fat woman in a white coat suddenly appeared from behind, she held the fried egg in her arms, and said with a smile: "It's time for me to introduce myself?" My surname is Wang, Miss Huang, you can call me Aunt Wang, I am responsible for the kitten's daily life and diet and health hygiene, you and the young master can rest assured! The two of us will raise the two kittens for nothing! After Aunt Wang finished speaking, she kissed the little head of the fried egg with her sausage mouth, and I was stunned again.
A bodyguard and a wet nurse, the appearance of these two women simply opened a door to a new world in my heart, and made me have a new concept of the luxury of raising pets - it turns out that local tyrants raise cats like this! However, what does Ning Shaoling want to do? Could it be that he really hired these two women to take care of the kittens? With such a domineering and sharp style, is Ning Shaoling crazy? Could this be what he calls "thorough responsibility to the end"? The price of having a cat is also too great, I can't believe it's true!
With many questions, I pulled Ning Shaoling aside, stared at him with very stern eyes, and asked, "Can you explain to me clearly and clearly, what is going on?" ”
Seeing me like this, Ning Shaoling shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "You still can't figure it out? ”
"You said you bought this house? How do you buy it? Where did you get the money? ”
"It's none of your business. Anyway, this is the kitten's home in the future, and those two people are professional cat owners, so you can rest assured that Cindy and the omelette will be handed over to them. ”
I'm going to it, and I still have cats professionally?? Where did Ning Shaoling find the people? It's too powerful, isn't it, this rhythm of calling for wind and rain, where is what a third-year junior high school student is capable of doing? No, if I think so, I really underestimate Ning Shaoling. Although this boy talks very little on weekdays, and he doesn't have any affection, but he is a low-key person like this, and his background is deep, otherwise, how could he buy a house in such a good area as Linjiang, and then ask a worker to take care of the kitten? You know, all these things are done by a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child!
Thinking of this, my head was very dizzy, and I didn't have the strength to think about where the normal logic of this kind of thing was, so I could only look at Ning Shaoling incredulously, and the latter looked disapproving, this was his default expression, I was used to it.
Whether I accept it or not, the facts are in front of me, and I can't afford to have the slightest doubt, I can only silently accept this setting, after all, an unfathomable person like Ning Shaoling, you can't use normal logic to think about his approach, and you can't discuss the meaning of why he did it. His domineering spirit is really not something that others say casually, I really felt it today.
I was about to say something, Shi Zhenxiang suddenly walked over to us, smiled and said to Ning Shaoling, "Young Master, you and Miss Huang have a good chat, we will wait for you at the door." ”
Aunt Wang Fat behind her also poked her head out, and said with a smile on her face: "The kittens are really happy, they have such a good house to live in, such a high-end toy to play with, and such a rich cat food to eat, I am sure that the young master and Miss Huang's baby will be ...... in the future" Before Aunt Wang finished speaking, she was elbowed to her stomach by Shi Zhenxiang, and she whimpered in pain, knowing that she had said the wrong thing, she touched her stomach and ran away.
When Aunt Wang said this, the scene was embarrassed to death. But Ning Shaoling was unmoved, waved his hand, and motioned for them to shut up and leave. I was confused, what are they doing, why are they standing outside the door? Why did you keep me and Ning Shaoling in the house?
As soon as they left, I panicked. Because he had tried to share a room with Ning Shaoling before, that uncomfortable mood was still fresh in his memory. Why is this strange love happening? As a class teacher, why do you fear your students? I can't even explain it myself...... I just feel that this boy has a strong aura, forcing me not to get close.
I had to turn my attention to the kittens, and I was very happy to see the lively kittens have a comfortable living environment. But Ning Shaoling paid so much, just for two kittens, is it necessary? I don't know what's going on in his mind.
At this time, he suddenly asked me, "Are they two male cats?" ”
"Hmm." I nodded, and then the omelette came to me, I reached out and rubbed his head against the palm of my hand, what a petite kitten.
"It's lively." Ning Shaoling said so, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he actually smiled.
What I didn't expect was a slight change in his expression. It's no longer the default expression just now, but a look of pity. In his eyes, I could see his love for the kittens, just like his father's unspeakable love. I looked at his appearance and was stunned for a long time, it turned out that Ning Shaoling also had such an unknown side - switching from a domineering president to a ** warm man, such a span surprised me very much.
I didn't expect the atmosphere to be quite good at this moment, and my tense nerves were relaxed. However, to my surprise, the two kittens made a move that surprised me!
Cindy, who came from a distance, lay behind the butt of the omelette and licked the latter's asshole!! Moreover, the omelette still looks like it is enjoying it, and the eyes are still narrowed into a line, and I am about to fall asleep!
it! I was stunned, the warm picture suddenly became indecent, and I didn't have time to mosaic, and the two little male cats made out in front of us. However, Ning Shaoling's words made me faint to the ground.
He said: "Sure enough, they are good friends. ”
Could this be the legendary GAYCAT? I'm so broken......