(ps: There have been a lot of things in the past two days, as soon as I go online, I go straight to the author's background, and after uploading, I look at the book review area, and I forgot about Tellmei's reward, I'm a pig brain!) I'm really sorry for tellmei, and I hope the belated thanks won't mind. ）

There are billions of people in the world, and if each person does one thing a day, countless things will happen. Xiao Cheng was busy in the studio like an old sow rolling on the ground - on all fours, where could he know that there were two old men in the Modu Drama Academy who were fighting and coughing for him?

The reason why Xiao Cheng was busy was because Chu Mingxiong's movements when filming Spider-Man jumping in the air were too difficult.

No one in this world has watched the Spider-Man movie, so naturally they won't know what a humanoid spider is?

At the beginning, Chu Mingxiong was hung in the air by a steel wire, his body was stiff, and he could only wave his arms a few times, kick his legs or something. The effect of the shooting was terrible, Bai Fan 'clicked' more than a dozen times, until Chu Mingxiong's waist was about to break by the steel wire, he reluctantly stopped to let Chu Mingxiong rest.

Xiao Cheng had been half-lying on the recliner and watching, and he didn't mean to come forward to help at all, because he wanted to see if these people would use their brains and come up with a solution without his guidance. To put it simply, he feels like a boss and wants to pretend to be a boss.

But more than an hour has passed, and Bai Fan and they still don't know the essentials, either let Chu Mingxiong spread his wings with a double crane, or come to the ground with his butt - Pingsha Falling Goose Style, what a bunch of idiots, and their thinking is too narrow-minded, how much film have they wasted? Ling Xiao Cheng looked at his toothache. If it goes on like this, don't want to shoot a set of shots until it gets dark, and in desperation, Xiao Cheng had to go into battle in person, explain to Chu Mingxiong, and even demonstrate his body.

Although Xiao Cheng knows how to make various movements, his body is not so flexible at all, how can Chu Mingxiong be so good at teaching?

So Chu Mingxiong was tragic, and he was put into various weird poses by Xiao Cheng and experimented one by one, until Xiao Cheng felt that it suited the idea in his heart, so he started shooting. After a whole day, Chu Mingxiong was so tossed that he couldn't hold on, and he still didn't finish a set of shots. Xiao Cheng only then knew what it was easier said than done, and announced the end of today's filming with kindness.

Back at Modu Cancer Hospital in the evening, Xiao Cheng hugged Ji Qingyue and watched TV on the sofa, what program was playing on the TV, he didn't watch it at all, and his mind kept spinning around how to solve this problem.

Ji Qingyue found that Xiao Cheng's mind didn't know where to fly, so she kissed him and asked, "Is there anything on your mind?" ”

Xiao Cheng was interrupted to think, and came back to his senses and said: "It's nothing, it's just that I encountered a little problem when filming a movie, I'm trying to figure out how to solve it, don't worry." ”

Seeing that Xiao Cheng was thinking about business, Ji Qingyue obediently didn't ask again, just lay gently in Xiao Cheng's arms, folded his hands on his chest, and watched TV quietly. Ji Qingyue didn't care what Xiao Cheng was thinking, as long as he was by his side.

When Xiao Cheng was immersed in scattered thoughts, it seemed that the visiting time in the ward was over in a blink of an eye, and he slowly left the hospital.

Walking on the bustling street, Xiao Cheng wanted to change his mind and sober up, so he didn't take a taxi back to the hotel. The weather in the magic capital in mid-February was still quite cold, especially at night, when the sea breeze was whistling across his ears, Xiao Cheng couldn't help but shrink his neck.

Suddenly, the bladder was swollen, Xiao Cheng frowned and held back his urine, but the more he held it, the more anxious he became. In a hurry, he saw a dark alley not far away, looked around, and it seemed that no one would pass by, so he hurriedly quickened his pace and rushed into the alley.

As soon as Xiao Cheng rushed into the alley, he was about to liberate himself, when a rapid wheezing sound suddenly came from the pile of debris piled up in the alley, and there was a violent struggle and the sound of 'bang woo', Xiao Cheng was startled, and subconsciously shouted: "Who is inside?" ”

No one answered in the dark, and then Xiao Cheng saw a figure quickly jump out of the pile of debris, spread his legs and run towards the other end of the alley.

The figure disappeared at the end of the other end of the alley in an instant, and then there was a howl and cry in the debris pile, and when you listened closely, it turned out to be a woman's voice. Based on what he saw before and after, Xiao Cheng understood, it seems that this unlucky woman should have been robbed.

Xiao Cheng was not a nosy person in the first place, but at this time, seeing that he had inadvertently saved this woman by mistake, he heard her cry again, thinking that this woman should be fine, and he turned his head and wanted to leave.

However, Xiao Cheng let the matter just now go wrong, and almost forgot the purpose of coming to the alley, and a burst of unbearable urine came again, and he didn't care about the current situation, so he immediately opened the zipper and released it happily against the wall.

A cold wind blew, Xiao Cheng trembled, and put away Xiao Cheng. Immediately there was a sound of footsteps in the pile of debris behind him, and then a slender figure came out, crying and saying, "Thank you for saving me." ”

Since it has been encountered, and there is no danger, Xiao Cheng's little sympathy left in his bones popped up and said, "No thanks, I'm just a coincidence, you're not injured, right?" ”

The woman's body was a little crooked, and she sobbed, "My face was beaten, it hurts, and my hands and feet seem to be bleeding." ”

Why can't this woman tell the truth from the fake? Lao Tzu just asked politely, why did you answer so carefully? Isn't this forcing Lao Tzu to take you to the hospital? Know you well, huh? Xiao Cheng immediately scolded in his heart.

Who knew that the woman immediately exclaimed again, and said: "My bag was also snatched away, and this month's salary and ID card are all in it, woo, woo, woo, what should I do?" ”

Xiao Cheng 'chuckled' in his heart, thinking: Didn't you meet a liar? Lao Tzu has already saved you, and the rest is none of my business. Xiao Cheng made up his mind, and the thirty-six plans were the best.

Unexpectedly, the plan did not change quickly, Xiao Cheng just wanted to turn around, and the woman swayed and fell into Xiao Cheng's arms, almost falling to the ground with Xiao Cheng. Xiao Cheng struggled to stand up, and nervously helped her and said, "Hey, hey, I said what's the matter with you?" ”

The woman leaned motionlessly on Xiao Cheng's shoulder, Xiao Cheng looked at it through the dim light, her face was bruised, swollen like a pig's head, and the person had indeed fainted.

Xiao Cheng was embarrassed now, thinking about it, let's send her to the hospital, anyway, it would be better to accumulate some virtue for his wife. Walking out of the alley with a pig-headed woman, Xiao Cheng scolded in his heart, this woman is quite heavy.

Flag down a taxi on the side of the road and let the driver drive to a nearby hospital.

The driver was a middle-aged man, and when he saw the woman's face, he suddenly looked sideways and said: "Poke that mother's forehead (fuck your mother), you are so ruthless!" Nong's brain is w? ”

After staying in the magic capital for more than a month, although Xiao Cheng didn't understand what it meant, he also knew that it was not a good word, and explained: "I don't know this woman, she was robbed just now, I am doing a good deed to send her to the hospital." ”

When the driver heard this, his face remained unchanged, but the meaning in his eyes should be: You still say that your brain is not broken? Is there anyone doing good deeds these days? When I'm stupid!

Xiao Cheng couldn't figure out what to do with the driver, so he said, "This woman is not lightly injured, hurry up." ”

Finally arrived at the nearby community hospital, Xiao Cheng sent the woman to the emergency room, and kindly paid the deposit for her hospitalization. I thought that I didn't care about the thousands of dollars, so I wanted to withdraw first.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Cheng walked to the gate of the hospital, the taxi driver who sent him to the hospital led two people in police uniforms into the gate of the hospital, and he saw Xiao Cheng standing at the door of the infirmary at a glance, and the driver seemed to be like Colombia discovering a new continent, and excitedly pointed at Xiao Cheng and said to the two policemen: "It's him, it's him, I saw him beat a woman like a person, arrest him quickly." ”

Xiao Cheng sighed secretly, what a deal, Lao Tzu knew that he should be a bastard, why should he be a good person?