"You...... Is it the fire-breathing mushroom-throwing lava tortoise from last time?"

"You...... It's actually a mother?"

Hearing Ling Mo's painful and puzzled voice, the girl who claimed to be the king of Kuba suddenly showed an aggrieved expression on her face: "We have all fought twice, and the concubine body was almost killed by you, don't you know that the concubine body is a girl?"

"I'm sorry, that...... Your lava giant tortoise form, tall and mighty, and with the aura of a king on your face, is really too deceptive. Ling Mo apologized insincerely, and said, "But I'm sure you can understand, right? Just like you lava tortoises look similar to humans, in the eyes of us humans, your lava tortoises are all the same in appearance. ”

"If it's an ordinary human being, of course I can understand. "King Kuba...... It's better to call Kubaji, she nodded at first, and then said with some disappointment: "But Lord Warden, I heard that you are one of the few people in the human race who know us Warcraft very well? Many of the Warcraft I have come into contact with say that you know yourself better than they do, and they are proud of your knowledge of their race!"

A lot of intelligent monsters watch your live broadcast on the TV 24 hours a day, as long as there is a scene of their race or their relatives' race, these monsters will fall into a carnival! A while ago, you were very familiar with the characteristics of the obedient bee, but you broke the queen of the knife bee, that guy hugged the ugly-faced octopus brother Zeratu, and blew it for at least two hours!

But when it comes to our lava giant tortoise clan, you can't even tell our gender, is it because we don't taste good? No, it's really because we don't have a particularly strong person in our clan, so we can't seriously injure you, right? It's all because of Andersen's dead old woman who intercepted the Hu of our lava giant tortoise clan! If you think about it for a while, she can't even match a water blastoise as a fire-type eighth-level demonic beast! Her innate combat power is discounted, and it's no wonder that she can only rank seventh ......among the eighth-level demonic beasts."

Ling Mo rubbed his forehead with a little headache, he found that the Ku Baji in front of him with the face of the cold and arrogant royal sister was actually unexpectedly very capable, and it seemed that he still had a lot of resentment towards Andersen, feeling that it had robbed the glory that belonged to the lava giant tortoise. In order to prevent the other party from continuing to babble, Ling Mo opened his mouth and explained:

"The fight with your wave of troops was nearly twenty years ago, at that time, I didn't live in the Warcraft Rainforest for more than seventeen years, and I started from the weakest first-level strength, and I didn't have a deep understanding of the characteristics of various Warcraft, and I didn't distinguish between the male and female of your lava giant tortoise clan as a matter of course, and I didn't mean to look down on your clan. In retrospect, it is indeed possible that your turtle form is female, after all, your tail is relatively short and thin, so it should be obvious that the female turtle is a female turtle......"

Ling Mo didn't say this, it was okay, as soon as the tail was mentioned, Ku Baji was obviously excited, she twisted her body, threw the big tail behind her back to the front, and introduced to Ling Mo with great interest:

"Yes, yes, you are so right, Lord Watchman! The male tail of our turtle family is an acute triangle, while the female is a flattened cone! I will say, it is impossible for Lord Watchman to be so snobbish and judge various races with strength! A little boast, my little tail is the most perfect cone, and the conical angle is also the most perfect π/6! I have won the championship of the 30th Turtle 'The Most Exciting Tail in History' contest!"

"Well, that's amazing......"

What kind of yarn champion is this? Lao Tzu is not interested at all, right?!

The tail also has to be compared, how do you look like the guys in the human race who hold the 'most beautiful ponytail contest'? Do you turtles have nothing to do? Have you eaten the next meal?

I complained a few words in my heart, but considering that this was a helper sent to help him after all, Ling Mo still hummed politely, to avoid Ku Baji talking to herself too embarrassed, but this arrogant and arrogant appearance of the royal sister obviously has no eyesight, not long after she evolved into a human form, she naturally does not have such high-end skills as 'observing words and feelings', hearing that Ling Mo, the 'great watchman', praised himself for his strength, and said it twice in a row, Ku Baji suddenly became energetic:

"Haha, let me tell you, Lord Watchman, in fact, it's inaccurate to tell the male and female of our turtle just by looking at the shape of the tail, mainly because I don't know how recently there are obviously more male turtles with short tails, it seems that there is some messy pseudo-mother culture that is popular in the base camp. Hey, if you want me to say that the pseudo-mother is boring, what's so nice to twist around and throw flattery, the real man should wear the armored dragon turtle one day...... Actually, I want to tell the Watcher, there is a way to distinguish our male and female very accurately!"

Without waiting for Ling Mo to say anything to refuse, Kubaji twisted his body, pulled his tail forward a little more, and at the same time cocked his buttocks, flipped the part near the root, pointed to a very suspicious hole in the back of his tail and said:

"For us tortoises, if the cloaca is a narrow strip, then it must be male, and if it is oval, it must be female!

"Mmmmmm, it's so round and so floating......" Ling Mo said perfunctory, and suddenly reacted, shocked: "What are you showing me?......!" Do you know what you're doing?!"

"Yes, in your human terms, you're taking off your pants to show people*, to see if it's a famous weapon, it's sassy and cheap, right?" Kubaji put her tail down and said with a nonchalant expression:

"But the great reproductive isolation has left me without any shame in front of you humans. Don't say it's just to show you*, even if it's in front of you, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles perform the Spring Palace, I won't feel any shy! To give a good example, you humans like to have pets, do those men and women feel extremely ashamed and can't do it because of a cat or dog or something onlooker?"

She made so much sense that I was speechless!

For a moment, Ling Mo's heart rose with infinite emotion: even if they all had wisdom, even if they could communicate without any barriers in speech, the differences in habits and concepts between different races were still so big that they could not be bridged. To be honest, Kubaji, a big beauty with a good face and a hot body, suddenly made such a fragrant or prodigal move, the visual impact is still very strong, but the thought that the other party likes to be pressed under the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles immediately makes people have no desire.

This kind of behavior alone is enough, as if deliberately to break other people's illusions, Kubaji then rubbed his smooth chin, and said thoughtfully:

"Speaking of reproductive isolation, I remembered that when I watched Mr. Ling's live broadcast before, the fierce and impassioned Kato Eagle came, that is the style that pure men should have, I was wet when I saw it! When the time comes, give birth to a litter of turtles, birds, people, and bastards, and think about it......"

"Stop, stop!" Ling Mo and Zero on the side, their facial features were about to wrinkle together, and he asked with a sigh of teeth, "You say it again, what are you going to give birth to?"

"Turtle and birdman bastard!" Kubaji tilted her head suspiciously, pointed at herself with a straight face, and said: "I'm a turtle, Kato Eagle is a birdman, and the egg was born by me, what's not a bastard?"

It makes so much sense, I'm still speechless!!

Looking at Kubaji's happy smiling face, as if she was already immersed in the happy life of having a nest of bastards with Kato Hawk, Ling Mo really couldn't bear to tell her that in human language, 'you turtle and birdman bastard' is a word of what status, so she could only bow her head silently and keep her mouth shut.

Although he didn't speak, in the live broadcast room at this time, those sailors had already been laughed and cried stupidly by Kubaji:

"6! This new turtle beauty is really a special 6!"

"As soon as I appeared, I redefined the meaning of commonly used words! After reading it, I felt that it was time to tear up this continental common dictionary!"

"I know in my heart that it's normal for her to give birth to a little bastard, but I don't know why I want to laugh when I look at Ku Baji's serious stupid face!"

"I thought it was Sister Gao Leng, but I didn't expect it to be a tall stupid girl!"

"My stomach is about to explode with laughter!"

"Are you just laughing? When I saw Kubaji flipping her tail over and examining it for Teacher Ling*, Lao Tzu's noodles squirted out of her nostrils!"

"But her movements really don't give people any obscene feeling! Racial segregation and reproductive isolation are really magical, obviously it should be a very fragrant scene, but after watching it, I don't have any urge except to laugh! If I change to a Terran beauty, I don't blow it, and the screen will already let me lick and leak electricity at this time!"

"Don't fantasize about it upstairs! No matter how sassy the Terran bitch is, it is impossible for others to observe their shape in such a place where tens of millions of people broadcast live, right?

“233333......”

At the same time, he left a message: Speaking of shapes, Meng Xin has one thing I want to ask you guys! What does the famous weapon mean in Kubaji's mouth just now?"

At the same time, he left a message: Yes!

"What are the two big guys upstairs pretending to be new! Your ID has betrayed you!"

"Damn! Big guys like to pretend to be new! Once upon a time, I strayed into a group, and mixed with those bastards who claimed to be new, and I almost lost my chrysanthemum!"

"Just joined the group: Oops! What kind of shame is this? After a month: Why is it so ink, gkd (hurry up)! I just want to know when it will start!"

“233333... Don't mention this, it's all tears when you talk too much!Anyway, have you found it, listen to Ku Baji's meaning, there are still a lot of demonic beasts watching Teacher Ling's live broadcast!"

"Yes, and these goods are actually proud to be known by Teacher Ling!"

"I really don't understand the brain circuits of Warcraft, and I know it in detail by Teacher Ling, doesn't it mean that I have been eaten by him many times?

"I guess they think that the monster is not eaten by anyone!, but it is a very meaningful thing to be eaten and understood by a big guy like Teacher Ling, who is rare in 100,000 years, right?"

"I have the impression that the Zerg's sword bee queen is a super cold and glamorous ice sculpture queen, so hideous that she can stop a child from crying at night! I really can't imagine that she would actually blow with her octopus brother Zeratu in her arms for two hours!

"Honkai what? That image was imposed on her by you through the appearance characteristics of the Knife Bee Queen! Maybe if you dig a little deeper, you will find that this Ice Sculpture Queen is actually a Sand Sculpture Queen?"

"Makes sense...... But have you noticed that Miss Zero's face has been ugly?"

"Of course it's ugly! This Kubaji is her subordinate! She doesn't fight for her at all, and she loses the face of the sect in five minutes! If you are replaced, your face will not look good!"

"What's even more pitiful is that I thought there was a sea of people, but it turned out that there were two brothers who came with a sea of people...... That mushroom saint is so slamming the door, so she sent two people!"

"I don't think it's a slam on the door, it may be restricted, these two reinforcements are already the limit!"

"Don't guess! Let's see how Teacher Ling arranges it!"

“......”

As guessed in the barrage, after Zero's face was serious, Kubaji also reported to her very seriously why only the two of them came:

First of all, in the entire sect, there are only two disciples with demonic blood, who are not subject to the 'magic power suppression' of the eight Jedi, and can exert all their strength, skills, and are more practical; secondly, and most importantly, although the Lord of the region, Meng Po, acquiesced to Ling Mo and Nesario to find trouble with Skeletron, but made a great limit on the number of helpers! Ling Mo only has four helpers: Zero, Pikachu, Kubaji, and Phantom Spearman, and Nesario can only bring four dragons over! As for the Headless Horseman Kirtel...... Well, he can only be regarded as an additive, and Meng Po didn't count him in combat effectiveness at all.

Seeing that the phantom spearman who had been stunned woke up slowly, Ling Mo stopped talking to Ku Baji and directly arranged:

"Nesario will come here in five minutes, and we will go directly to the Skeleton Seat! Because we want to save any trace of energy, before entering the Temple of Light and Darkness, neither Nessario nor I will make a move, and those waves of skeleton brigades will all depend on you to cooperate with the four dragons to clear them! You don't have to worry about consumption, before entering the Divine Radiance Energy Room, I will restore you to full health and full buff, so that you can face the big boss in the Divine Radiance Energy Room in full bloom!"

"The only problem now is that the boss in the Bright Radiance Energy Room is 'Shadow Fiend' Nevon Moore, and the boss in the Dark Radiance Energy Room is 'Forsaken' Sylvanas, who do you think will be easier to fight with your combination?"